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Sheever!

Guess my behavior score

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muh dick

Third for the upcoming Kunkka nerf, fuck you Kunkka stop xmarking and torrenting me you fucking piece of shit

You realize that reports are given based on how much you carry your ungrateful shit eating third world team right? Low reports mean you can't carry worth shit.

Back to port?
You're all soaked up!

Anyone got phantom assassin character file for honey select?

STOP

our poles are playing against vega

pls be real

t. knocking

So what does it mean now that I have actually attained 3k?

Not so safe harbor, eh?
Swept off your feet, ha ha!

COLLISION COURSE!

NOW THAT WAS A FAILBOAT

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Booty!

>Enemy has two Orchid's before 20 minute.
>My Void goes Maelstrom and not Diffusal nor Manta first

why.jpg

LOL

>find a game
>waiting for the players
>check all the profiles
>everyone but me and one dude on the enemy team is on the losing streaks
What the fuck is this? Where is the forced 50%?

why does average human stubbornness and inablity to adapt still surprises you after all this years of dota?

You can stop being a filthy anime poster

I do not know man.

>just 2 games
fuck off you girly taiwanese shithead

>why does average human stubbornness and inablity to adapt still surprises you after all this years of dota?
why does average human stubbornness and inablity to adapt still surprises you after all this years of /d2g/?

>a dota lan has a few empty seats

>LMAO DED GAEM

>lol lcs finals played in pretyt much empty stadium
>no one cares


why are you so angry /d2g/?

Can the audience see the holograms?

>why are you so angry
Is /d2g/ dying of thirst?

who is the most broken hero and why is it kunkka?

you literally cant argue with this

What's this you ask?
Forced 50.

what is this image
is the bottom one meant to be empty
and is the top one just dark or is it empty

hello this is zet

ded tred

the bottom one was the NA finals, the entire stadium is lit up. There where many crowd shots


EU LCS finals, basically played in darkness to hide the empty seats. Literally 0 crowd shots.

i love this picture
keep on posting it user

fuck me it actually is

t. account buyer

the fuck am I supposed to do as beastmaster?
do I just build necro + auras and rat
do I team fight always
should I just sac the offlane everytime or try to contest it as the boar is broken early
I know the hawk is uber important and I shouldn't feed the summons
help

why would someone buy a 4k account

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Rip tendies

at least the commends stay :^)

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what is sing playing

A COACH

IT'S A MANEEGUR MAN

Why are you posting about variety comedy streamers in a dota thread?

I miss Mason guys

4 TIMES
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I sure as hell don't

his lack of success in the dota 2 scene amuses me greatly

THATS INSANE

ask yourself

shit's so fucking gay

what if we play with ur boipussi

thats like asking why would someone buy steaks from walmart instead of butcher

thats lewd

youtube.com/watch?v=lzAkveA-x3I
why does /d2g/ hate this guy?

>+-25
>counts as -25
some russian nigger ddosed me and this happened

fuckin ddos

>you'll never have the freedom to own guns like Americans

Why live to be honest my friends.

I just dont understand

From what cartoon is this shit?

>Be Qop
>Get decent start despite invoker being a shit laneup in my experience (not sure if for qops or just me being bad)

>Team gets solid 10k lead by 20 minutes
>Lose two teamfights to magnus shadowblade rp+phoenix ult
>Bloodcyka tilts and blames juggernaut and ogre for everything
>Ogre stops buying wards
>Juggernaught bought blink after getting maelstrom+vlads
>He went maelstrom+vlads
>No healing ward until level fucking 20
>Bloodseeker just splitpushing at this point without even trying anymore
>TPs out when melee rax is one hit from going down because "AM MIGHT HAVE ABYSSAL'D ME"
>See pic for support purchases

>Enemy phoenix bought brown boots 30 minutes in
I was probably shit too, and my skill build probably has holes in it. Is QoP even really competitive anymore though. I feel like even with orchid/hex I could barely really do anything in comparison to invoker in a teamfight.

REEE WHEN RELEVANT ESPORTS AGAIN, I'M RESORTING TO BLOGGING NOW
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>Have sub 50% winrate
>have over 9000 behavior score
Explain this dotards

youtube.com/watch?v=yqWt6LxPMT4

at least they're not playing computer games

what fucking mmr is that
i am legit curious

I can't wait to see Matumbaman and Miracle- working together.

Really sucks about Jerax though. I always liked to watch his games.

>tfw I'll watch a chinese cartoon after 10 years because of some shit poster
I just don't know anymore man...

REMEMBER WHEN GULAG SAID UNDERLORD WOULD ROCK SUB 40% WINRATE?

52% WINRATE IN 5K+ BRACKETS

MY

SIDES

GULAG IS ALWAYS WRONG

You're fucking noob trash

I don't remember nobody saying this honestly

PHASE -> VANGUARD -> ORCHID -> BLINK -> AC
IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST BUILD
SUPPORTKEK UNDERLORD BUILDS NOT WELCOME
euls is an expection since its fucking broken with his ult

3.5k. Not sure how applicable I am since this is my first actual soloranked game in over a year.
Also
>Soloranked
Jugg+ogre and phoenix+am were duos

You must have not browsed this thread after TI and before his release.

It's a shit show anyways.

Underlord can Eul himself during ult and grab his team anyways?

yeah, its fucking retarded
i guess it works during disruption/astral too
never tried it

>singsing playing league of legends

LoL looks even worse than I expected

That's pretty amazing.

at least start with something light like klk or jojos

love live is way too weeb for beginners

calibrated at 4.2k on a fresh account

haven't played ranked in years on my main account and it is at 2.7k

should i just climb on my main? shouldn't be too hard in shit tier

why would I browse reddit threads? I only came back a week ago.

I used too watch a lot when I was younger, I'm not watching any current tv shows at the moment so I'll watch this shit just because of this Adelaide thing.

>be me
>be 3698 mmr
>get a game in a Very High skill bracket
>lose the game
>lose some mmr
>play some games in the High bracket, get some points back, get back to the ~3690
>every fucking game on the edge of Very High is lost because mid/carry goes full retard
>never get past the 3700 mark
Explain this dotards

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holy shit he's huge

I would not want to be get into a fight with that guy

>d2g shitposters made me start watching anime after 9 years aswell
i fucking hate this place

>Sing playing LeL
The last time was a fucking shit show.

Why the fuck do people pick anti-mage. He's fucking garbage. shit stats, most of his damage is countered by bkb, limited choice of items, and if you don't have much lockdown (which you should) then all you need to do is buy hex. Just pick a good pushing hero like lycan and end the fucking game already. Isn't even the best late game hero.

Knowing the horrible things he's done, I wouldn't want to fight him either.

I hope it's a good anime like the Oshiete! Galko-chan and not some shitty chinese Idolm@ster ripoff.

le epic hard carry of six slots :^)

hes playing the bloodborne champions game senpai
battlerite or something
dont fall for the shitposter

I got Battlerite invites if anyone wants

Say my name.

adelaide?

Wow reddit calm down.