/owg/ - Overwatch General

>usually go Zarya or Zen
>both get instalocked
>go Rein instead
>we have an Ana
>oh baby
>only gets two ults all game
>first one I'm stuck in a trap
>second I'm stuck in Zarya's ult

Zenyatta is pure

Amélie Lacroix
Such a qt

>Team leaves spawn
>Charge away as Rein
>Hear Mercy's shift behind you
>mfw

>human Zenyatta
NO
>cute
YES

I'm confused, user

That ass seriously needs to be nerfed.

I've been playing overwatch for a while now but this is the final straw. I'm now a #Paladinner

>all those snarky or downright cruel lines when he discords or kills other characters
He just wants you to think he's pure
Don't believe his lies

You've just described ever game that I have had with an Ana ever.

Isn't he, though? I love him very much! I didn't get to the vocaroos myself, but that's great that you saved them all! His impression must have been pretty impressive!

That's a really nice Fareeha, user! I like the use of naked brush strokes to suggest the shape of her armor instead of just line-drawing it, it looks so soft and yet so dynamic! Would you happen to have a source?

>thread starts
>avatarfags descend
you guys ever get bored of that? or are they actually the only posters in these threads?

no but seriously zarya nerf when

Having hot sweaty sex with McCree!

There is always stain in somewhere in purity

>Bastion goes tank form
>Sleep Dart him
>Reinhardt walks up to him a second later
>Whacks him with a hammer

You motherfuckers don't deserve my boost.

Good Fareeha, saved

Jamison Fawkes is for cuddling and squeezing! But gently, of course!

Friendly reminder Sombra will be a snarky Latina hacker with
>M1: arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
>M2: decoy clones
>E: Stealth wall
>L-Shift: Recon sentries (discreetly tag LoS enemies)
>Passive: Ignored by turrets and sentries for up to 5 seconds
>Ult: Shadow Field (massive AoE that blinds enemy field)

She'll wear a hooded cloak with a holographic mask that conceals her face with the LED skull image

I literally cant play because overwatch crashes maybe pc and theres no fix that i know of

cantkillus.deviantart.com/art/Pharah-624899710

They do some really nice OW stuff.

>mfw I use Defense Matrix to cuck Reaper's POTG

I can understand not realizing I was in a trap, since I was standing still with my shield up at the payload
But the Zarya ult? Fuck sake man

>51%

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i'm not going to type that link in, post it here

I'm going to get a pet rat and name it Jamison.

Thank you!

I want to cuddle with him and squeeze him until he giggles!

>caring about that dumb shit

>people complain about Genji all the time
>I can't do much as him and never feel very threatened when I see one on the enemy team
Is it because I'm a low plat shitter? Are higher ranks filled with pro Genjis or at least regular Genjis with better team support?

I just want something new, senpai. I've been playing this game too much.

I want to be his huckleberry.

What hero do people complain about the least/receive the least amount of attention/patch changes?
My guesses:
>Reaper (besides Shadow Step)
>Tracer
>Reinhardt

>tfw want to play Overwatch but too tired and have work in the morning
What can I do get my fix?

I want him to buy me my own BAMF belt buckle so we can match

I want to squeeze and tickle him until he wets himself all over the bed

when Genji isnt ulting he isnt threatening at all

as soon as I hear his gook scream and the unzipping of his katana, i run for the hills

>Worst
>Soldier 76
Stopped reading right there.

what am I even supposed to do now?

>Don't really like Tracer's design or voice
>Finding myself wanting to play her more and more

>more info about ana has been given from the ongoing sombra arg than info on sombra herself

People, in certain mmr brackets, complain about Tracer a lot. I think Reinhardt's the most stoic in the entire group.

It's not hard, though. He's just shieldman.

Also, maybe Soldier 76.

>pushing into last point on Dorado
>3 enemys right infront of me, including zen
>HAMMER DOWN
>"im comin for that roboass"
>blue ice wall appears infront of me

This, it's already affecting gameplay for me.

That's certainly an interesting take on it, user! I'm not one to judge, though - everyone's got their own thing!

Move too quickly, and you''ll Overkill much. Bask, in the Shadow of doubt. Etc. I really like his voice, it suits his character just right.

I was like that last night, so I randomly queued up for bot practice under Training. Played Mercy to help support the under-level-20 guys, but the bots deal practically no damage. Ended up with gold eliminations and damage with Mercy.

Thanks for understanding, user! I'm sure that whatever kinks you have, Jamison Fawkes would love to explore them with you!

>Playing Mercy
>Damage boosting McCree
>He fires 24 times at the enemy team
>He does not land a single hit
>The enemy team does not have a Reinhardt or Winston blocking his attacks
>I have silver eliminations from my pistol.

Playing support is suffering.

Lately even his ult hasn't felt threatening to me

Everyone just scatters and Lucio boops him away and speed boosts

Mei is for _________

Defense

Oh, that's so sweet of you to say, user! My kinks are mostly pretty tame, so I'm not sure there's a whole lot to explore, but I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless!

tfw no QTMaker to play Volleyball with

why do I keep getting attack Meis now
I get them as often as attack Junkrats

reproduction

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groping

I love Thunderbat.

no patch today I guess

>his tire disappears when he lays down
I never noticed that before

Wasn't there a patch suppose to come out today?

nice outfit but I prefer this one

Is it just me or does most of the fanart remind anyone else of Sonic the Hedgehog fanon?

It feels like we're going dangerously close to hit critical autism levels.

It would clip into the floor if it didn't, so I guess that'd be why they removed it.

I prefer this one considering Pharah is pure.

Mei is built for defense, but she can still fuck up enemy defenses when attacking.

Nothing comes close to Sonic the Hedgehog
Overwatch doesn't have a Chris-Chan

>started at 3512 today
>LW
>at 3511
>LLWW
>now 3510
I will take small steps down the ladder to bronze

I've never looked at Sonic shit so I have no idea

- Anti-tank, especially when there are three of them.
- Choke point transformation, including anti-defense Mei
- Ultimate is long range, nearly unstoppable, fast charging, and the most effective area denial in the game. Good for shutting down contesting, or for uprooting defensive setups.

>used to like blue
>now i like brown
can't go back

>Overwatch doesn't have a Chris-Chan

not yet at least, but I'm having flashbacks to my early years on the SEGA forums. It's only time until it happens here

The one straight Mercy.tiff.mov

>my feet hurt

MOM GET THE CAMERA

She's actually a pretty decent attack character. Especially when the Mei in question knows to use her walls to separate a lone enemy player or two from the rest of the team.

holy fuck

>Mei
>Volskaya Attack
>Me: "Not sure about Mei"
>Mei: "Trust me senpai"
>Mei gets on comms starts telling us what to do
>Walls off right side of arc, rushes right room
>Immediately wrecks sym turrets and freezes sym
>Jumps on point, we immediately cap
>Point b
>Walls off point, we rush left
>ults on point
>cap point b
>won in like 45 seconds

A good mei is fucking dangerous. The wall is OP.

>mfw pwning as pharah
>ult into the enemy group reaper style
>dva pops defense matrix and flies in my face
good dvas are like good tracers - 1/100

my teammates are already blind

stop playing once you have made it

Why am I so good at Hog?

Just the original character shit.

Most of the fan art I see posted in these threads is decent quality animu shit, about half of it with a heavy emphasis on implied homosex.

Unless shifty DeviantArt Sanic shit has seriously upped its game (and a quick Google search would suggest otherwise) or only the good OW art gets posted here (in which case, who cares?) I would say no, my friend. We ain't close to shit.

>tfw exact experience playing Mercy
Fucking dumbasses.

>thinks hes good
>based on a broken site
Okay, senpai~

cute sprays are the only acceptable sprays.

Are the fucking servers down again?

>He doesn't use Zen's best highlight

agreed

Nepal a shit

Not him, but are all the stats on all the sites broken? I don't really play comp, but I'd like to have something tangible to track my progress and see where I need improvement.