/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Cute edition

Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

Patch 3.4 Preview
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Patch 3.38 notes
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Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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Lunatick
Lunatick

1st for bunny

King_Martha
King_Martha

no, you missed it. you have to go back.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Whats going on?!

Lunatick
Lunatick

post cats for cum

quick

Spamalot
Spamalot

What is a cute blm glam

likme
likme

ugly grown man

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Post tummy.

TreeEater
TreeEater

shh, it's okay to be jealous

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Selfies

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to fill this mouth with my seeds

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what a qt moonie

cum2soon
cum2soon

Winter outfits of course.

idontknow
idontknow

LOL

TechHater
TechHater

Get outta here you crazy farm man!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

guys.... GUYS....

LALAFELL XD

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw I want to fuck this suncat like a bunny.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Midan Coat of Casting, something short for legwear, either short gloves or Emperor's, whatever for hat, Bridesmaid's Sandals. Alternatively, just wait for 3.4 for the classier coats

RavySnake
RavySnake

being jealous of a man who can't get laid irl so he textfucks other grown men everyday

Techpill
Techpill

post tummy

King_Martha
King_Martha

Renko is the cutest!

cum2soon
cum2soon

when are you going to collar me...

Methshot
Methshot

BIG
HATS

Methnerd
Methnerd

I need you in my life Aranea

JunkTop
JunkTop

A lot of things work for cute blm glams.
Thighhighs

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is this cute cat single....

Playboyize
Playboyize

lol why is your hair grey grandma

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i want to fuck a lalagf!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

So I have been cumming to only cats lately.
Show me some midlanders and au ra, please.

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw depression hit hard...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

barely too late

I did say quick

King_Martha
King_Martha

but that lala is a boy

takes2long
takes2long

Perhaps. Who's asking?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Its anime white, not old person white :3

girlDog
girlDog

you look like an old hag

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw you're not even in catch-up gear because you stopped playing before you hit 60
This is going to suck for a while.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

cute [email protected]

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

neo-neo-ebins

WebTool
WebTool

beautiful sun maiden

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw no desire to ERP ever since losing your virginity almost 2 weeks ago

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's gonna be tough swirl-user. What server are you on do you want some help?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

But are they really an ebin if you don't know their name?

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw still a virgin and have no desire to erp

Evilember
Evilember

youtube.com/watch?v=qXtky5b1En8

wus good

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

that's too much..

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

But I do.

King_Martha
King_Martha

thats a mooncat you fucking autist. also that hair style is atrocious and the highlights make it even worse

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I still love you, you know...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Hyperion from pso2g post.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Beepy, let it go. You don't even play anymore.

Supergrass
Supergrass

he'll never ravage your bp again
;w;

girlDog
girlDog

How often do the Legacy of Allag quest fates respawn? Is it really every 30 minutes?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw you hate someone so much but still somewhat love them

how do i stop this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw you love someone so much you hate them becasue you can never be together

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

still no elezen hour

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Maybe it's time for a break from the thread then.

JunkTop
JunkTop

have you picked out a top for the panties yet? i'm eagerly waiting.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this is how i feel too. it's like a never ending spiral with the 2. sucks that they hate me now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ugly

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

CUTE !!!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Nah.
I'm almost tempted to buy the green bikini from the mogstation, but it's $5, and I'm not ready to spend $5 on a virtual bikini when I could buy a cheap pair of panties irl for the same price and feel much more satisfied with my life choices.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm too embarrassed to actually be here in the thread right now, so I'm not gonna post mine.

farquit
farquit

I know you do

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Midland

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It'll never happen.

girlDog
girlDog

Keeper of the Moon, Maiden of the Sun

youtube.com/watch?v=RWQMg56ZVZY

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I appreciate the help. I'm on Ultros, which is in the primal server cluster if I remember right. Right now it appears that unless I missed something, I'm stranded on my main scenario until I hit 55, so I'll have to do a few runs of Sohm Al tonight and hopefully get far enough along to hit the next dungeon/trial, should you be interested.

StonedTime
StonedTime

/pet

Booteefool
Booteefool

You do?
So what then...

Skullbone
Skullbone

Can I feed you an apple strudel with some spiced cider

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw fanta to lala from [email protected] to avoid constant creepy erp tells from randoms

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I didn't know velvet transferred to balmung.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I play as a cat and I never get erp tells

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Remember to dress appropriately before stepping out into the cold.

I don't know if it's good for your level, but you can also try PotD if you're up for a change of pace. it's nice experience, too.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Let's be happy, okay?

whereismyname
whereismyname

implying that will stop them

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

midland r best

Snarelure
Snarelure

How?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm a cat too and never get tells. What did your cat look like? Were the tells often?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

avoid uldah
avoid soft
annnnd no more erp tells

Lunatick
Lunatick

i want to impregnate a lala!

SniperGod
SniperGod

with the 2.

Thats where you fucked up. Polygamy is wrong

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hnnng. why you do this.

Illusionz
Illusionz

i had a revelation during work

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's improper uniform you're just asking to get fired..

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Tell us of your revelation. What was it?

whereismyname
whereismyname

have been in Ul'dah a lot
been in Soft/Pure since forever
no tells
Maybe you should stop dressing like a slut.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the secret is to dress like a slut or put erp friendly stuff in your search info

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

what

i didn't mean polygamy. i meant that i hate someone so much i love them but at the same time, love them so much that i hate them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

*air horns*
BUSSY BONANZA

Inmate
Inmate

in total agreement

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

By being together

Evilember
Evilember

Can someone direct me to the softest pair of feet that are also consequentially such a treat?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The image is a little dark, might finding some place with better lighting?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

life on earth is a tragedy, therefore attachment to its lowest aspects is evil

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Oh.

Okay...

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is it what I should main

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lap sitting {When?}

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

plays a male au ra
well no shit

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

naka bad person

farquit
farquit

when you realize you never took a new screenshot in a few days you decide to post an old one just because

w8t4u
w8t4u

Which reason would make you call life on Earth a tragedy though?

WebTool
WebTool

and soon our biggest fan will show up and advertise us all

girlDog
girlDog

where do i find Red to give him pets?

massdebater
massdebater

Generic, a couple a day

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

[email protected] hurt me so i will hurt them back...

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is it okay for you to wear so little out in the jungle though? You might get dirty, bruise yourself far easier and worst of all, you could catch a cold.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the heck did i do

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you hang out at the soft house though

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

before our physical birth, we were part of an UNADULTERED "collective" consciousness, One
what drew us to earth and limit us this much, i dont know what it is, the gnostics were unto something

Techpill
Techpill

And? I'm talking about random people I've never met in all three citystates and idyllshire, not people in mist/fc

farquit
farquit

really makes you think

Firespawn
Firespawn

He can if he wants, it's probably my only picture post for the next few days. I'm sure more people will come and trigger him without my help.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Post grown man glamours!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mostly at the house or a few of his fishing spots.
Maybe in Diadem later.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yup, sounds about right

ahh he's right on time
see ya around. glad you still use that hair

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i want to do things to this midlander

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What's your search info? What do they say? Do you wear suggestive clothing?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you continue posting

eGremlin
eGremlin

ok

Methnerd
Methnerd

i posted it again XD

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Meant to quote

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i want to marry lei

w8t4u
w8t4u

That sounds highly intriguing. For what reason would said consciousness want to send us to Earth and live the way we do now though? To collect knowledge and gather experiences? Our very limits keep us from finding out.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Is he our guy? Hes a perfect ambassador for the XIV community, represents Balmung to a T, and keeps pvp relevant even talking to YOSHI P about pvp balance changes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This game has PvP?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

have some bunny butt

you have to get in line behind this guy though
he's been trying for ages

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw war criminal

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

can you tell me why chemo is buttblasted about you? or is there no reason just like everyone else he chainquotes

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I've been in pure/soft for ages and drop by ul'dah now and then, never had any kind of trouble with erp tells and I'm a female midlander if it matters. You're probably just unlucky!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

level 50 roulette
it's lost city of wipe to diabolos 5 times because fumbling on doors instead of dpsing him to death.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I called out his shitposting and didn't give in
I 'forced' him to add me to his list.

Techpill
Techpill

Can someone give me a cute BLM glamour please??

Emberburn
Emberburn

he seems to chainquote people with no reason.
I still think it's shitposting meant to drive out people he doesn't like for one reason or another.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

ywn rip those panties off

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Time to remove some of worriedmeme's posts, report the ironic baiter

Emberfire
Emberfire

queue for WC on aether pls? warning: i'm a catboy healer

JunkTop
JunkTop

What was wrong with my winter outfit?

5mileys
5mileys

Panties are expensive wtf. They're not for ripping, they're for wearing.

Methshot
Methshot

So you basically made him shitpost even more? And you're proud of that? What an achievement! I tip my fedora to you, sir!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Please take me back.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i have no clue what sends us to earth whether it's the consciousness itself or a malevolent entity nor why, but i saw very clearly. but it is the biggest tragedy. we are not where we should be. or if it's inevitable, i dont know why. to gather experiences perhaps, or an external force draws us down.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Not that person!
It was cute, but it looks kinda warm..

Methshot
Methshot

sadly I don't think I'm winning anything
he still deserves to be criticized for being easily triggered

More like added my name and made the shitpost list 5 quotes longer
he usually puts me at the top too, It's how I know he cares

King_Martha
King_Martha

okay, /tell me

Spamalot
Spamalot

hes actually proud, thats how empty his life is

Soft_member
Soft_member

implying you would have a choice.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

then you undress to be less warm.

Emberfire
Emberfire

hair color/hair style go.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No! I'm not a slut..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

PotD
It seems like that was introduced after I stopped playing. Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to unlock and read up on its mechanics.

Inmate
Inmate

Okay, wow, the outfit is not meant to be taken off.
Except when you go to sleep.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i called him out

as in you spammed your avatar? thats all you did

didnt give in

yeah, mods gave you in, as in deleted your posts, lmao

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

shortman thinks he can overpower me
the kind of the psychopaths
Shortman...
Please speak in full sentences when talking to me, thank you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

yes you are.
it's time for us to go to bed. we both deserve a [email protected]

Evilember
Evilember

Partial day of work tomorrow, and got off for 3.4 next week as well. Haven't taken a day off for an MMO patch in a loooong time. {Let's have some fun.}

But have you had a picture of your character printed out and shat on by them IRL? You haven't reached VIP status just yet!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he puts me at the top too!

i think you care more about it than chemo does, you're mentally sick, basically this:

viagrandad
viagrandad

You aren't on/

Methshot
Methshot

oh I didn't mean to quote you my bad,

pls choose me a hair color/hair style to try anybody

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is this game still alive?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's been raining in every zone I've been in today.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I am glad people are realizing worried broken record is autistic as fuck. Now report him.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Whatever has sent us here, maybe it has done so as part of a grand, twisted experiment and we are its subjects. What the results would be used for is something we are not meant to know.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ebin being strong

I'd strangle you and make sure you look me in the eye.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It doesn't really matter what I say, you guys will make up your own stories for me

People take internet posting very seriously, obviously we should respect that

SniperGod
SniperGod

post your favorite lizard

StonedTime
StonedTime

it's just one of those days.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Guys, the highlight of my life is the fact that Chemo puts me on top of his list!

Trying way too hard, Lohilus Guffs.

5mileys
5mileys

Surely not in a single bed though, right?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no clue, and thats where the journey upwards begins.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Haven't taken a day off for an MMO patch in a loooong time.

tfw can't because I only have 30 minutes of vacation this year

WebTool
WebTool

Something tells me this isnt proper winter attire.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Are you saying mods didn't delete your shit and you didn't go into panic spree asking WHY WHY WHY I DONT GET IT! Is it time to visit fireden?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Something tells me it is.

FastChef
FastChef

Quit using your vacation time to call in sick because you stayed up all night erping then

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

People take internet posting very seriously
You're confused it would seem. What you're trying to do is be satirical but the execution is cringy and bad so you should stop.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is there much rping in this game? I'm thinking of buying it.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

it will be a snug fit but it's what there is.

Evilember
Evilember

Don't make me come over there and teach you a thing or two about proper winter attire.

askme
askme

he usually puts me at the top too, It's how I know he cares

that's...the most pathetic thing i read this week, thankfully it just started

Methshot
Methshot

kiss and madot back together
lol

Methnerd
Methnerd

If youre Please do!

DeathDog
DeathDog

On select servers there is yeah, Balmung is the biggest one

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

95% of it is centered in one server which requires a paid transfer to get into

Methshot
Methshot

I used my 2 weeks earlier this year just to take a vacation.. I don't erp, user.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I don't play female characters, but I appreciate the thought.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This. He's fucking pathetic, really. No wonder he's friends with the Velour.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

have to get new alt to 60 before 3.4
will have full i250 second day
The struggle is great, but the rewards are far greater...

Evilember
Evilember

Yes, that's me!
The [email protected] will have to wait. Others are about to catch a cold and only I can prevent it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Here is classic chemo. He acts like user and accuses one of his targets for "triggering chemo". It's an interesting tactic to try and get people to blame the people chemo targets.

It's a shame that it's scarlet and they're both annoying as fuck, otherwise this would be sad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want Mado to tie me up..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't see Madot anywhere in that picture though!
Could you point him out to me, shortman?
:3

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that skype thing halfway over the screen
lmfao so you made the ippiki image, spiteful cunt

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
EVERYBODY SUCKS

WebTool
WebTool

Okay I'll be counting on you. Meanwhile you stay warm.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I think you're misinterpreting my post
I just think it's funny that he always checks and notices
I can't stop you guys from making assumptions about me though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You're a really sharp one

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's the fastest method, though? Closing it will close it for the entire call, and editing my image to censor it takes even longer

FastChef
FastChef

a lot of people must be chemo right now...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

*i slip my penis into all ur mouths*

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hey now, I was just commenting the weather.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

*sucks it til u kume*

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

*bites*

Supergrass
Supergrass

funny, i didn't feel a thing

Firespawn
Firespawn

Nah, no one else but chemo says that fedora shit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nah your sarcasm is just shitbad, you basically eliminated yourself

only yaaris "roommate of my own roommate" rowe managed to do it so far, so grats!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wait, really? What kind of setup is that?

5mileys
5mileys

Closing it will close it for the entire call
Are you retarded?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I made it and that's not me, sorry.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Theyre probably the host of the call

Flameblow
Flameblow

no one else but chemo uses fedora meme

What website are you on? Let me in there

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Damn that sucks. I'm pretty stingy with my paid time off, I had to use multiple days earlier this year when I got sick much to my chagrin, and then used a week for my vacation to Canada. Still have about 7 spare days in the bank at the moment, thankfully.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I repeat:
Are you a retard? Do you people seriously not know how skype works?

SniperGod
SniperGod

No cold cats here!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Tfw your hair and facepaint gets stolen by your faithful doggy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hot breths

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Two of you look like the cold has gotten to your sensibilities, and the other doesn't look like they'd be warm at all.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Oh you mean just hitting the x
yeah that would work

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Regress.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I've always considered myself to be one cool cat.

Evilember
Evilember

Come back when you have a real comfy and warm outfit.

askme
askme

demon skirt of casting never

idontknow
idontknow

But then how would I get it back? Being able to see if my PTT bugs out would be nice

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Don't worry about it, I dunno why that poster cares so much

farquit
farquit

Even cool cats can stay warm. Don't you worry about me.

TreeEater
TreeEater

ok, how about now sorry

RavySnake
RavySnake

pls respond

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ptt on skype

what's the point

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

So desperate for attention you ask degenerates on Veeky Forums to pick your hair

viagrandad
viagrandad

You aren't the person I'm talking about.

Go away.

askme
askme

It's not a big deal, if nobody wants to I'll just keep switching colors around

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do you know? I might be.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Long hair that shows forehead. Bright red color. Thick eyebrows, green eyes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Because the person I'm talking about isn't online right now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Your signature green with the twintails my cat alt has just to sate my curiosity you look great with a ponytail but open to seeing you in others!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

does the carpet match the drapes?

Skullbone
Skullbone

if he means the handlebar ones, then I agree.
Try it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw all you want is a cute girl to cuddle you.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw all you want is a pretty boy to snap your neck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

are you in love with zettai

Methshot
Methshot

not gonna swap eye color, that needs a fanta yeah?
ok is that this one?
I guess, matches the tail

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yissss wanna tug so bad

That's the dream but the dream's better off dead

idontknow
idontknow

tfw all you want is a cute boy to cuddle you

DeathDog
DeathDog

And with this, comes the end of an era.
I will be greatly missed.
;_;

SniperGod
SniperGod

At least you lived the way you wanted to

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He is the worst person to grace this general since paks. He's also here for more than 12h a day, and obsesses over japanese. I shudder to think what kind of life he lives.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I won't miss you. I don't even know who you are.

WebTool
WebTool

time to stop text fucking men on the internet and go get a girlfriend, user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

gay

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You just had to freeze to death.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You first.

Firespawn
Firespawn

nothing gay about like boys user

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yes, read

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why won't you admit that you want to ERP with [email protected]? You say it in linkshells but deny it here.

King_Martha
King_Martha

My transformation is nearly complete

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dw i would hug you in a gay way if i was in the mood

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Nice post.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I wonder who could be behind this post.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I appreciate your dedication to your shipping but the only linkshells I'm in have next to nobody from here and less than 10 people

Soft_member
Soft_member

What are some things you wish you could tell yourself when u started your main character? Beginner here

happy_sad
happy_sad

the lamp post? yea it have some nice shapes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

woah who's that catboy in the background and god damn does he like other catboys?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

jew hard

takes2long
takes2long

of course. "mutual platonic respect for the cat". because you definitely only care about that you degenerate scum

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

"This alt will be your main soon"
Because really if I had just made it my main sooner, I'd have saved myself a lot of effort earlier on

Methnerd
Methnerd

tugging allowed
a moment

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

post lizards you want to marry and fuck

DeathDog
DeathDog

don't buy gear with gil

King_Martha
King_Martha

ERP will kill you and glamour is the end game, keep strong, little sprout.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Take care of your retainers right away.

Techpill
Techpill

Feels wrong in red! Green is just too perfect for you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Don't put those animal parts on your retainer even if they're HQ.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just because you're a lost cause, doesn't mean I'll give up.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Perhaps not as cute as your usual green, but I like this

King_Martha
King_Martha

tripfag finally dead

Who cares

Inmate
Inmate

should i be futa today? i havent for about a month now

massdebater
massdebater

What is pink gear and is it or green gear better?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

don't transfer to balmung

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pink gear has random secondary stats
green gear is better
it goes grey>pink>green>blue

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's so funny watching the worst, the filthiest pigs of this general mutually enable each other. All it needs is Ada's and Velvet's posts.

Techpill
Techpill

dont play with Veeky Forums

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

And purple just kind of floating either above or below blue, depending on the patch.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

And yet you dont filter these "pigs"
You might want to calm your obsession for the sake of your blood pressure

girlDog
girlDog

If I went into Mado's basement dungeon, which [email protected] do you think I'd find dangling from the ceiling in bondage?

DeathDog
DeathDog

And yet you respond to bait
You might want to calm your posting for the sake of your time.

whereismyname
whereismyname

That's a bit extreme for my tastes, unfortunately

StonedTime
StonedTime

And you responded to said post
Remain mad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I am not!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Don't get attached to and EB secret
Its whats brought me the most misery in this game by far.

Inmate
Inmate

Dangling from the ceiliing in bondage is too extreme for your tastes...yet you are into you-know-what?

Techpill
Techpill

Is it an alien concept that one thing may be too much of a different taste than another?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Nah, you're def on the list of people who are serial kidnappers/rapists.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

youtube.com/watch?v=J4MEcpiR-6U

So, there I am...
King.
King of aaall the psychopaths. And who'd have thought that? Not me.
I guess you know who these guys are now, 'cause I certainly do. I don't want to know them...

And yup, I may be king, and have all the memes in the world, and all the babes, and all that stuff... But you know, I don't really think I want it. I just wanna go home... with a friend... and, I don't know... Have a bottle of beer.

Hm. It's not gonna happen...

It's true what they say... the grass is always greener. And you don't really know what it is that you have... until it's gone.

Gone...

G o n e . . .

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How long have you known secret?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is retainer ventures worth it? I have a ton of those tokens just sitting in my bags, but I can never be bothered to use them

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

no no, it is however an alien concept to consider bondage more extreme than *coughs*

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah. Quick ventures are effortless and reward items that are sometimes garbage and sometimes worth hundreds of thousands.

It's not going to be a strong primary moneymaker but I mean, for the time you put into it you get a good return.

Bidwell
Bidwell

WHy are you still posting utter shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

So, do we know what specific features we're getting with 3.4 apart from which ones we're getting in a subsequent patch like 3.45 or whatever?

Evilember
Evilember

If I delete my Goblin cap from the veteran award is there any way to get it back?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I guess no one really wanted to hang out!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why haven't you filtered him and why are you giving him attention?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Of course they are. You can make a steady income with hunting and/or gathering ventures or make money more sporadically but with the potential for jackpot items doing quick ventures. You need to level and gear your retainers to the appropriate maximum (right now I think it is still i200 or maybe i210, it's not hard with your old gear; for gatherers you want them to meet thresholds of gather/perc, rather than ilvl). Ventures are good if you have crafting leveled also, it's an easy way to get stacks of materials.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Calamity Salvager probably has it. There's one in every major city.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

BANNED CAT

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Eyy walk it off.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Trip is not an excuse. There will be therapy lesson session.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i am a nyanja who uses futa shuriken :3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Minfilia is a useless whore

Y'shtola best girl.

Lunatick
Lunatick

i need a catboy to pat right NOW

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

When doing favors, is there any reason to go for HQ on the mats?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Sorry not into the extreme stuff, dippers is kind of tame and I like lighter/med

5mileys
5mileys

bait from someone who's not even chemo spat out for the sole purpose of making mado drop his trip

Emberfire
Emberfire

What's the best way to farm scrips as a BTN?

girlDog
girlDog

both would be nice to sleep with though

Emberfire
Emberfire

tried replaying this game
end up falling asleep at my keyboard for 5 fucking hours

SniperWish
SniperWish

I have nothing against you, but nothing about diapers screams tame. It's not tame. You'd be better off just embracing it instead of denying.

Emberfire
Emberfire

t-thanks, though I'll keep the green hair for now, it feels a lot more like my character
yay

Spamalot
Spamalot

pain
torture
deathplay
perilplay
breathplay
bloodplay
or my fav
giantess

MPmaster
MPmaster

Don't accept side quests unless you actually want/need to.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

diapers is honestly really tame, your scope of what fetishes exist must be very small, and the thing about fetishes is one isnt more "normal" than another, it can be more common yes but who is to say that is normal

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

diaper fetish screams autism

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

if the fetish is simply "someone wears a diaper" that's incredibly tame.

now if you're talking about using that diaper for its intended purpose then things get really extreme really quick.

TreeEater
TreeEater

thread degenerate with a horrible story defends another thread degenerate with a horrible story

ha!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I dont think so, the game just doesnt have that magic effect on me like it did in 2.X. Maybe i just need friends to play w/ again but holy shit just running roulettes made me grit my teeth and punch a hole thru my wall.

massdebater
massdebater

How do you wear something but not use it?

Do you wear condoms but dont use them?

Do you wear strap-ons but dont use them?

Do you wear diapers but don't shit into them?

Honestly it has nothing to do with Mado, I am just curious how one wears something but doesnt use it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How come there are no werewolves in XIV?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you.. don't.. shit into them?

i don't know dude i don't have a diaper fetish but you're not forced to use one just because you put it on

farquit
farquit

I want to /pet all the catboys in the world

Methnerd
Methnerd

Because Menphina's scythe hasn't shown up yet

Snarelure
Snarelure

>>>/wowg/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

watching rock lizard be slowly corrupted

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Because nobody would play them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

idk, can you claim to know how all fetishes work?

idontknow
idontknow

start with me

5mileys
5mileys

What's an effective mining resource for profit?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Slowly
This has happened over the course of like, 2 days. Is your attention span that short?

girlDog
girlDog

Cause in Eorzea it's I-can't-thropy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want to lick this catboy's soft armpits!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How's she being corrupted?
I mean, I know she's been becoming more and more out of touch with reality with every passing day, but I wouldn't consider that corruption. I'd consider that to be insanity.

Emberburn
Emberburn

This place has some funky colors

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Stop posting, Alphinaud.

girlDog
girlDog

[hissing noises]

SniperGod
SniperGod

smithsonite, lumythrite, maybe you wanna stock up on sun mica and the other 3.0 mats in case they're reused in 3.4, adamantite and titanium ore are pretty good since people will be needing blue scrips soon

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I have a gun and silver bullets in case any werewolves try to attack me.

farquit
farquit

Just got back into the game after not playing for about a month. Anyone else having problems with the launcher on PS4?

eGremlin
eGremlin

You uh... you okay there?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

prolly wouldnt work but I do want ruffly ears/ear options and a ruffled/superfluffy tail for miqote.
Wolf miqote tribe/clan when?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Will the free trial period give me enough of a feel for the game to see whether or not I'll like it? How's progression?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Sadly the time for Werewolves is over.

I'm calling the cops, that's domestic violence.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Adamant and Titanium I've been doing. Lumi and Smith I need some extra stats for, and I'm waiting for some cash to upgrade my sledgehammer, since the only alternative is red scrips.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dies
makes new trip

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/pet

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yes.

Good, but dont expect to get to the endgame before the trial ends

girlDog
girlDog

not even a little

massdebater
massdebater

stop posting anytime meria you big dork

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I mean it CAN be extreme but just about anything can be made more extreme than it can be. I don't like the extreme spectrum, just isn't me

You simply don't do the thing? Kinks usually aren't black and white

thanks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Anyway I can use my tablet or phone to chat on FFXIV? I don't know how remote hosting works

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

When did I die?

SniperWish
SniperWish

t-thanks /joy

Flameblow
Flameblow

Looks like it's back to a life on the run for me!

Aw, cheer up.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

meria you big dork stop posting anytime

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you big dork meria
you big big dork
stop posting anytime meria you dork
you big dork meria, stop posting anytime you dork meria you big dork dork meria you dork meria dork meria

iluvmen
iluvmen

I can protect you a lot better.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

they dont know the truth..

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

dork dork dork dork dork

that's the sound of me sucking a dick

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

you meria dork
meria you dork
you big dork you meria
stop posting anytime, meria you big dork

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you got some dirt on kiss? please please PLEASE post it and blow him the fuck out of here

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Is Red gay?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Dead thread

Bidwell
Bidwell

Red is justice.

massdebater
massdebater

you stupid dork mewria

Techpill
Techpill

As long as you stick mainly to the main scenario quest you should have time to try out some basic dungeon/trial scenarios to give you an idea of what it's like.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Least gay Server/FC to join? Moving from dead Hyperion.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Haurchefant is a good guy.

5mileys
5mileys

Dont EVER buy DoW/DoM gear with Gil unless leveling a tank.
Send your retainers on Ventures right away. It takes forever to level them.
Only store unique shit, materia and tokens on your retainer and glamour dungeon stuff (but not too much).
Only store HQ animal parts if you plan on crafting. Vendor thrash everything else except Diremite and Fleece.
Do your Hunting Log.
Dont be afraid of using Party Finder to clear shit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

no lalagf to give tummyrubs to

SniperGod
SniperGod

vocaroo.com/i/s1RNcytmEqWb

w8t4u
w8t4u

Request! Does anyone have the sephirot pacha?

Inmate
Inmate

Make an alt on Coeurl and meet me in gridania.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Are PLD still shit?

RavySnake
RavySnake

For what purpose

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who tincan here?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

get your stats for lumi and smith asap, its a massive income increase
/hug just saying it how it really is

Nojokur
Nojokur

Who wants a quick drawing of your dude

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

let just say.... the goose is loose

Methnerd
Methnerd

Any race you prefer?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Least gay
Stay on primal

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So you have nothing?
You should become the new balmung infiltrator

TechHater
TechHater

nah. just meet me at the amphitheatre

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Balmung
feminine penises are not gay

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw join a static with 2 grills

how do i sex?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

sex the bois instead

Supergrass
Supergrass

Please respond

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Not as much as they used to be but they're still a bit lackluster compared to the other 2 tanks. Can't go wrong with it though

Keeping the twintails? Hng

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

look around at all the groups of people hanging out together
tfw seriously crushing depression from being lonely.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I volunteer as tribute

massdebater
massdebater

They compete with DRK for MT on fights that favor physical mitigation, but DRK will still probably deal more personal DPS regardless of the fight. The gap isn't as big as it was during 3.0-3.1 though.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not a dude, but I sure wouldn't mind one

takes2long
takes2long

Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Pets and tummy rubs are ideal for lala gf's

Not as much as they used to be. They still need more uniqueness and maybe more moves that rely on shield attacks.

Evilember
Evilember

who is this?
please respond

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i feel this exactly

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I like them.

Skullbone
Skullbone

please advise me on how to properly cuck naaki

TechHater
TechHater

TWINTAILS ARE SHIT

Snarelure
Snarelure

nice 420th reply my broseph

w8t4u
w8t4u

sitting alone somewhere in limsa watching anime
iktf

Bidwell
Bidwell

thank u

askme
askme

ok, omw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

which flavor do you like best?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Srry I have a soft spot for them on mooncats, certain hair colors, and certain glamours (clauses can be combined but not required)

Excellent... good, good.

Farthest left and third from right

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You can all come help me guard these crates full of Bacardi.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

server

MPmaster
MPmaster

My closest friends always end up cold towards me, even though I'm trying so hard to be the best friend I can.
I feel so cold and lonely right now. I wish I knew what I'm doing wrong. ;_;

Skullbone
Skullbone

Me-ow please :3

Booteefool
Booteefool

Actual male here.

likme
likme

blu

good music except death shit fuck you for that

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Meowww

Skullbone
Skullbone

neo-neo-ebins please go

TechHater
TechHater

Are cat dudes ok

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

how about 2 nyaa's

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Balmung right? I can't find the place.. I need coordinates.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Oh this is very nice thank you!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Why?

5mileys
5mileys

the mung

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I can hear the airships coming and going.

iluvmen
iluvmen

2qt

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's been 7 months. You don't want to catch up?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Cats indeed.

Nice cheeky catman

takes2long
takes2long

hmm. this sucks can you redo it?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

please for the love of GOD post more of your catboy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

whos drawing all this lovely art?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

2for1 perhaps?

Illusionz
Illusionz

this FAGGOT names is samin wharol on cactuar a fucking psychopath avoid at all cost

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

emily posts art
gets his dick sucked
anyone else
"fuck off avatarfag enabler"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is good.

Illusionz
Illusionz

h-hm

anyone have guesses for 3.4 crafted items mats they'll be using aside from new lore mat

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i want to frot with a catboy

TechHater
TechHater

This belongs desuarchive.org/d/thread/6947203/ right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

gets his dick sucked AND complimented for shitty art
people who are even just slightly better are told to fuck off, that they're bad, and get mass reported

MPmaster
MPmaster

red is actually a fujo

Bidwell
Bidwell

i got kicked out my fc again
BUT WHO CARES THERE ARE FUCKING MAZE GAMES N SHIT

likme
likme

yes?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No underwear

Flameblow
Flameblow

I want to frot with a cute lalaboy

StonedTime
StonedTime

This is super cute, thank you!

RumChicken
RumChicken

i want to frot with a tan lizard girl

Nojokur
Nojokur

beta males will do anything for a chance to erp with that hot topic employee cat

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thank you. I really don't want to end up shitting up the thread though.
I'm on Balmung actually and apart from the first name this character has been unaltered since ARR. Your beef is not with me

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Nice cat.
Emily Epperson
<3

hairygrape
hairygrape

Level crafting from the beginning. I know its time consuming and expensive but its worth it and its basically all you're gonna enjoy in the future. Please listen to me, future me.

SniperWish
SniperWish

every girl in this thread seems to play males

WebTool
WebTool

hello puffy cheeked qt.

farquit
farquit

bet you wont

FastChef
FastChef

sweet fagpee

JunkTop
JunkTop

I want to pet__ a lala

Its all good man. You have a cool cat.

cute as fuck

King_Martha
King_Martha

Picture related

Don't believe the lies I'm a manly man who is totally not going to go and lay on the floor and cry

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

suspicious looking highlander wanted for questioning.

please come back

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't even know who I am

JunkTop
JunkTop

Go for it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

it makes sense when you consider the following

1. being female on the internet at large is awful
b) the men in this game are eye candy

Lunatick
Lunatick

fuk u

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Death shit?

Cute cats all around

Seto pls

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Nice

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

post tails

Flameblow
Flameblow

Looks 100% like Kaori's. but all Highlanders are sameface.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sure why not, cute art so far.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Please have SEX with ME~

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I want to throat fuck this cat and leave her a sloppy fucking mess in a back alley.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Don't ''pls'' me you were the one first getting naked in public :^3

girlDog
girlDog

Thinking...Thinking.

likme
likme

I like your cat too!
Thank you, Emily, that looks adorable!
I will treasure it.
{/joy}

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What do you use to record webms?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nah, I'm busy doing drs. I could come visit to /pet tho

Thanks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It is a shame.

Would love to take a werewolf's knot.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Finally got this goddamn class to 60.
Only three more to go.

Spamalot
Spamalot

i know a couple who went male to keep from getting attention/eye candy purposes as well

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm 98% confident who it is. They just don't want to speak to me, even after all this time.

5mileys
5mileys

ay bby chek dis clv

cum2soon
cum2soon

no good lala boy lewds exist

I expected better of you japan

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Can you post your face choices like jaw/nose/mouth etc? I want to make a character like yours on my dead server.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I've been thinking about coming back to MMOs.

How does FF compares to Warcraft?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is there a pair of rounded pants in this game?
Similar to military ones.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What FC? Why?

cum2soon
cum2soon

hello qt

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

OBS to .mp4 and then WebM for Retards (first hit on google it's on gitgud io)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

pic for reference?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's time to post [email protected]

farquit
farquit

you're so vain
you probably think this post is about you

viagrandad
viagrandad

spoiler
I can help you with that.....

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

want to fanta into a catboy
will lose several million gil of glamour items if i do

why why why why why why

Flameblow
Flameblow

Terrible. Play WoW instead.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Hiya, other puffy cheeked cutie

Methnerd
Methnerd

ok

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oke.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cease this before I add another fine for sexual harassment.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ummm... I normally don't share game sliders or anything but xiv is so basic I'll look into it for you very soon.
Hey there kitty cat.

WebTool
WebTool

It's a WoW clone, a lot better in some ways, a lot worse in others. Too much minute shit to really list off, so you should probably ask about specific things you want out of the game.

PvP might as well be non-existent in XIV and the game is slower and less dynamic, but it's also significantly less grindy and RNG on the whole with more relevant content at any given time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

There's a few (look on the motherboard). But you need the boots to work with it too.

Soft_member
Soft_member

a lot of the generic low level gear is like that

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Imagine if someone flipped up your dress omo

DeathDog
DeathDog

I have a need.

A need for catboys.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

'w'

ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Woolen_Sarouel
Try this, it's DoW though.

Bidwell
Bidwell

post pumps

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how does mado's poop taste?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

that's an odd camera angle

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What's she looking at‽‽

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i worked as a bartender for 'tails' which was a strip club and i served a guest my pee and he got sick so they fired me.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no more tomboy hair
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hairygrape
hairygrape

same

Flameblow
Flameblow

This is the most Balmung thing I have read today.

whereismyname
whereismyname

So, I heard the next expansion is nerfing the endgame more, making jobs easier to play.

As if the jobs weren't braindead enough already (well, except for Dragoon I guess which still has a relatively high skill gap)

And i'm also hearing they're considering nerfing Savage in the next expansion

Jesus christ. Guess it's time to not resub?

SniperGod
SniperGod

haha, adorable thanks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Someone post the nora wedding video

girlDog
girlDog

So when are you and Red getting EB'd?
Dress up as a fish to get more of his attention.

happy_sad
happy_sad

tell us about your career as a professional Audition player

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw no one will give you a second chance

likme
likme

you never said goodbye earlier.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How were you going to clear more difficult Savage anyway when you'll just be wheezing before the pull?

Techpill
Techpill

You think a master fisherman like Red wouldn't see through such a ruse? It would never work.

As much as I like this cat, why is it always this cat?

Skullbone
Skullbone

By far my favorite [email protected] Ready for the big fish in 3.4?

MPmaster
MPmaster

tell us about your career as a professional Audition player

Nigga fuck you that game takes some serious skill

youtube.com/watch?v=H4ltltXQMzE&feature=youtu.be

I can barely into 116bpm songs and they go as fast as 190bpm

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's always time to post [email protected]

Inmate
Inmate

There's this one, too.

Evilember
Evilember

that it is.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Can you take some new screenshots already? You're as bad a shyv

eGremlin
eGremlin

I think saw this cat running around when I was still on Levi.

On second thought, maybe dont.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It is, now that I think about it.

A big fat dodo.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

literally retarded at most handicapped accessible MMO 2013
talks about something taking skill

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I was taking a leisurely walk through the park the other, sporting my finest pampers, naturally, when a man stopped me.

He scowled at me in disgust, clearly something about me was making him unhappy. "If you wear diapers you go to hell." he spat, the words hanging in the air.

I merely smiled before retorting, "Tis better to reign in hell, than severe in heaven." before I continued onward.

DeathDog
DeathDog

t-thanks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm sure he won't. It's worth a try!
Can you really say no to a master baiter like him?

MPmaster
MPmaster

awesome cat

so is

Thanks again for the fishing cordial tip

happy_sad
happy_sad

cute! /pet

w8t4u
w8t4u

severe

iluvmen
iluvmen

bastard... how dare you

i am sorry

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Honestly, Balmung has been pretty tame to me so far. It isn't really what I expected from all the shit I heard about it.
I completely expect to be blindsided by something fucked up at some point though.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO SOUND LIKE THAT
I'M SORRY GAAAAH

5mileys
5mileys

Hello my nigga, greetings. It is me user.
Please tell me how being a DRG queen isn't the most brain dead thing ever? I would like to know.
I've played a few other classes and DRG is easily the only one I can play while not looking at the screen. What makes them have some kind of high skill gap? I've never had any sort of DPS issue.

takes2long
takes2long

I miss this cat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

More than welcome!

Supergrass
Supergrass

Cute Seihai!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Who are you?
For certain. I still have ~30 fish to catch to fill out my log. I'll be less excited if I don't manage to snag an apartment, but I'll go get them either way.
Probably! I spent just about all of August there, so depending on when you left you might have caught a glimpse. I'm back on Balmung now though.
y-you too...

Emberfire
Emberfire

Play MNK, now that is a brain dead class.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

we were talking on steam. well, not really talking. we never talking to each other any more. but I was trying to.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sorry, just for you.
My last 100 or so screenshots aren't really the sort that you share willy nilly, mostly EB pictures. And other stuff.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Literally every class except maybe BLM requires less attention than DRG.

takes2long
takes2long

*shoulder tackles into the 5th percentile*
*loses stacks*
RAID DOESN'T LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Yeah, steam was acting like a piece of trash. Apologies.

Flameblow
Flameblow

but drg doesn't

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

posting cats

Soft_member
Soft_member

I was there until early September, then I hopped over here with

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I wish we would get a female character avatarfag that doesn't erp already.
Holy shit this past year and a half has been erpers stacked on top of erpers

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i want a bj from the meltdown queen!

takes2long
takes2long

Audition is NOT a handicap accessible MMO

youtube.com/watch?v=08ag4kg_jCw

This requires more skill than anything you'll ever have to do in XIV

XIV's difficulty comes from being able to find 7 other players that think exactly like you do. Once you realize that, you red-pill yourself on why this game's raiding system needs to change.

Firespawn
Firespawn

And other stuff.
You have the nudemode now too?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I can't say I recognize either of you, but poop nose and scruffy hair are both good in my book!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

your gimmick is bad

hairygrape
hairygrape

Better. Don't ever go long hair again.

Techpill
Techpill

what is 'reading comprehension', faggot

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

have friends I play with everyday on ffxiv
they go off and do stuff with their guild
the loneliness sets in and I find myself just standing around doing nothing
Who /lonelybutnotalone/ here?

girlDog
girlDog

where is velvet?

Nojokur
Nojokur

/pet hang in there user
/pet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Cute anonymous namedropper!

I resent and agree with this statement.

Please, anything but the Fosters.

Emberburn
Emberburn

babbys first spastic keyboard rhythm game

tfw I can never get back into them after taking a chance and getting myself a sound voltex controller

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't use foe striker gear as a rouge I can see you vagoobers.

Soft_member
Soft_member

/joy I'm trying

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hey Gridania airship user are you still around? I was gonna come sooner but then I got sucked into doing my fanta.. I will be there soon if you're still there.

Methshot
Methshot

Can someone post a pic of male au ra thighs?
S-scientific purposes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

you could get back on. but I understand if you don't want to.

Soft_member
Soft_member

shyv... not like this...

Skullbone
Skullbone

you look like youre begging to be raped in this picture

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You won't really get blindsided by something messy unless you let went down the wrong rabbit hole. Then you have a funny story you can share at degenerate gatherings.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yes but now I'm guarding these pencils.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't have a gimmick.

XIV Endgame Difficulty is a FANTASTIC idea. But it's not fully realized.

There are systems in the game the endgame barely plays with. Damage types BARELY matter like they did in Coil 1 (Magic vs Physical particularly).

Elemental Resistance is currently a joke with no mechanics mandating its utility right now.

However, with SCOB Savage they had a good balance.

Raid Finder has potential and it sounds like they're going to label Raid Finder as a complete failure and not fix its problems. I was saying from the start Yoshida needs to do a BETTER JOB GETTING PEOPLE INTO A HARDCORE MINDSET and he has stopped doing that completely.

FF14's Raid Audience is shrinking because the current game is not doing anything to prepare players for hardcore endgame gameplay

Launch DID. Titan Hardmode was the wake up call. The current endgame has no "Wakeup call" for savage raiding. So all the shit players are bleeding into the experienced players and making the endgame just a shit experience for everybody involved.

If you deny anything I just said you need mental help. The writing is on the wall.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't think guards would wear "clothes" like that

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why the hell did you even reply to me?
Also please put your trip back on

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw everyone hates me

RumChicken
RumChicken

My subscription ends in a few days and I don't feel like continuing the grind.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Sure, give me a little bit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why not?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Cornelia and rheia are fucking pathetic

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

closest thing HW has to a wakeup call is weeping city and even that's a pushover

SniperGod
SniperGod

chemo chan~ quote me too but remember to put me at the top of the list!

StonedTime
StonedTime

rhiki...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They uh...seem to be awfully bad for protection.
Maybe you should wear more armor? This looks more like something an ul'dahn dancer would wear.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

rhiki post

Supergrass
Supergrass

Maybe if they fucking stop being petty assholes and STILL talk shit behind someone's back for a month, I wouldn't say anything. I say absolutely nothing and yet there they go, still being fucking faggot pieces of shit

By the way, I can see what's being said in the ls.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Worriedshitter made me laugh, too. Indeed, he's a dumb as fuck avatarfag. Reminds me of K'is Maram. I mean if that is the highlight of his day, I am glad I could help.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I hope im unbanned by tomorrow.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What did you get banned for?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What did you even say? Also I thought they listed ban durations in emails.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What to spend Eso on now that Relic is done... wish I didnt need a gajillion Void Ark runs for the coins else I would upgrade a bunch of Eso gear for dyeable glamours

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I hope you get banned again.

Spamalot
Spamalot

reminder that people in this generally usually go out of their way to report people posting images of their character and get them banned - both in game and on this board

it's not surprising

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Are you actually fully banned?
I thought you were just muted.
I don't know how these things work.

likme
likme

No, just various a lot of shots angled in ways to look it.

{Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass.}

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They went off on someone who early-pulled a hunt and got reported.

farquit
farquit

Remember that all politicians are lizards.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

At least they're recognised as men!

What's a super manly catboy of justice supposed to do to beat back scurrilous slander? I admit I just look for an opportunity to say scurrilous a lot.

Emberfire
Emberfire

fine, better?

DeathDog
DeathDog

As many of these as you possibly can.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

closest thing HW has to a wakeup call is weeping city and even that's a pushover

Yoshida could EASILY Fix Raid Finder and ff14 endgame

He just is too lazy to fix the matchmaking algorithms

It's so fucking easy to make endgame more fun for everyone involved

Each trial in Raid Finder grades you based on your experience/progress in the fight - BRONZE: 25%, SILVER: 50%, GOLD 75%, RIBBON 100%
Only matches you with players of similar experience

There. Fucking done. Holy shit. How hard is that to do Yoshi P

HOW
HARD

YOU CAN FIX THIS SHIT BY FIXING YOUR FUCKING MATCHMAKING SO IT FUCKING WORKS

EVERY MODERN VIDEOGAME MATCHES YOU WITH PLAYERS OF SIMILAR SKILL, MMOS SHOULD -NOT- BE FUCKING DIFFERENT

happy_sad
happy_sad

recognize the avatar from the general

Are you on Balmung? If so, you just got caught by your fellow channers, like Shyv, Godspeed, Bnahka in the past. Don't be stupid in game if you shitpost in ffxivg. People generally hunt those, as pathetic as it sounds.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want Mado to wrap her tights clad thighs around my head and then smother me with her Elezen feet.

farquit
farquit

I'll scurri your lous.... (?)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why what do you want

Illusionz
Illusionz

An ideal matchmaking system in a co-op game like this would actually match players of lower skill with players of higher skill.

The goal is to complete the dungeon, so you have strong players to help weak players.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Anyway I can give gil to myself on my alt to my main?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yesterday we were doing crystal and this tank kept pulling while new people were trying to watch the cut sceens and they were getting locked out. I yelled at him and he reported me. files.catbox.moe/hx8l3t.png files.catbox.moe/cexbgj.png
Atleast 24 hours
Seem so.
Im from Cactaur.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's much more surprising than what I was expecting.

happy_sad
happy_sad

No, that would lead to shit players getting carried like we do today, and they'd never learn what their problem is.

Put a bunch of shit players together and they'll be forced to learn how to do shit because there's no one there to carry them.

cum2soon
cum2soon

either via a 3rd party like a friend or be in the same fc and use the fc vault.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Lovely cats.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah you used profanity. That's how they got you.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's okay that's not necessary the FC routinely ambushes me, throws me in one of our five hundred baths and than wallops me in the face with a pillow full of flea powder.

I mean I'd do it normally I don't mind baths but they have so much fun doing it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

manly catboy
Not with your babyface.

Methshot
Methshot

user, as much as I see your point of view, you gotta realize that just won't work.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

ah, so you acted like epic Veeky Forums for the win in game and got punished, you deserve it

report in to <soft> or <drakn> for your invitation. welcome, /b/rother!

i know it must be shocking to learn the game has actual moderation and is going to shutdown epic Veeky Forums behavior, unlike this thread

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Save them to convert to Lore when the patch hits to buy more tomestone mats.

massdebater
massdebater

Perfect, I can now die in peace knowing that no one needs to drink that garbage.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

hey now no teasing red about his pinchable baby cheeks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's easy.
Adopt and protect a daughteru.

farquit
farquit

tfw you thought there was something between you two but it's looking like there's not
Is there a worse feeling that this?

takes2long
takes2long

trying to make sure new players see content

askme
askme

rhiki avatarfags
calls out rheia and cornie
gets called out
stops posting
hmmmmmmm

Bidwell
Bidwell

Please don't bully me I'll run out of sad-repellent ice cream at this rate.

Doesn't that statistically end SUPER BADLY like... 95% of the time?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

never have been invited to slap Red officially
Why do I have to keep doing it unofficially?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Namedrop.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, when you fish in a specific weather and don't catch anything of value.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Only if that person turns around and introduces the person they really like.

Methshot
Methshot

ants
ants
antman

Skullbone
Skullbone

Not dropping names

Flameblow
Flameblow

Cause people ask you if you wanna have fun and you go NO and hide under a laundry basket.

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw no highlander to call daddy

Methshot
Methshot

I prefer thighs wrapped around my wildwood while we rub necks and ears.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

because you drank it all out of existence right?

sorry I'm done

I'll share some of mine but you need to let me pet you while you eat it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sorry, mine's already taken by justice and valor.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Put a bunch of shit players together and they'll be forced to learn how to do shit because there's no one there to carry them.

No, they would decide that the game is too much trouble to play, they would quit, and the game would have half the budget and development manpower that it has now. And then it would just die.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yes

pedophiles are why single men have to submit to YEARS of background checks and legal shit before they can adopt a child, let alone a young girl

takes2long
takes2long

completely missed my post
hmmmmmmmmmm

Is this nonoko? Still doing 1.1k on BRD on the last week? Is this why you hide your parses? Because of how garbage you are? Or is this just some faggot enabler in the vg ls?

Evilember
Evilember

oi ya wikked pissah toss oiff

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Come on now, it might only end with your existance being completely erased.
But before that you're the manliest man alive!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fuck 'em then I'm tired of carrying dead weight
bottom line is they need to know something is wrong before they can fix it

askme
askme

tfw no catgirl to protect as Highlander

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's not that they really like anyone else it's that they might prefer to fool around with lots of people instead

JunkTop
JunkTop

So I just got done embarrassing myself royally by queueing up for Thordan Ex thinking just watching a video guide would be enough to prepare me for it.

Should I try to run normal version to get more familiar with the general themes of the fight before trying again?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

lewd

w8t4u
w8t4u

Male au ra looking for a cute catboy to passionately kiss with.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'll fuckin' end you matey, don't think I won't.
That one actually gave me a laugh, good job.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hoe's are never worth it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm a hoe too

RumChicken
RumChicken

Does this game have any competitive PVE (equivalent to WoW Raids) or a nice PVP scene like GW2? I just got a new rig and I'm trying to find a nice MMO.

Soft_member
Soft_member

think you can just fuck around like a stupid cunt you bitch? huh shitface? yeah thats right shitface, look at your shitface now, bitch. you'll think again.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oi, that's my line.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I think you might have a problem, user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

oh no I'll have to wear a mask forever now

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The pve scene in this game is so starved that this entire thread has only maybe 1-2 statics (raid groups) raiding, and they're so few everyone memes on them and laughs at them everytime they post themselves in the raid.

Pvp just does not exist. Worse than above.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yes
Not really

New raid in just under a week, along with dueling.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'll share some of mine but you need to let me pet you while you eat it
I feel like I'm being manipulated into this on a road I can't leave behiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

Also:
Fosters
The ultimate insult.

You give the worst advice! I want a new advicederiser

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want to rape this cat.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw you finally clear nidhogg ex

What kind of shit ending is that? I ain't dead, I'm comin' back for more!

Techpill
Techpill

pet my catboy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You faggots are incorrect.

You need to PUT PLAYERS INTO A HARDCORE ENDGAME MINDSET

FINAL FANTASY 11 ALREADY DOES THIS

in Final Fantasy 11, in order to participate in the savage endgame "Master Trials", you need to complete a job certification which is a quest tailored to your class that basically checks to see if you know how to fucking play the game

the closest thing ff14 has to that is Stone, Sky, Sea, which is NOT required to do endgame for some reason.

w8t4u
w8t4u

hehehehhehehe nonononoo you shitbitch, youre still full of shit jaja you bitch cunt shit shit shit

Inmate
Inmate

pve/pvp is dead in an rp game
Not sure what you expected?

There's also a fairly large update coming in what? 6 days or something?
It's kind of normal for mmos to quiet down quite a bit before announced content updates, since there's no point in grinding old gear only to have it be outdated in a few weeks

RumChicken
RumChicken

Don't enable their thirst. Handlebars needs help with their boy addiction.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

have to clear the matching SSS trial before you can queue for the fight
YES

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

rio's new persona is a strange one

i like it

w8t4u
w8t4u

hi

RavySnake
RavySnake

piggy post

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

youre still full of shit jaja
jaja
Can't wait for Trump to win and kick you out, Pablo.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

where did handlebars touch you

RumChicken
RumChicken

The new patch won't make the people raid. You'll still have maybe a grand total of 10 people actively browsing this general raiding on a competitive level.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Buying a time card. Add me on Steam or send me a message on Discord if interested.

Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/aa123159
Discord: Balmung RMT Guy

askme
askme

hi amber want to make memes and be kia with no one because we walk this lonely road alone together but still alone

WebTool
WebTool

There are no people in /xivg/ that raid on a competitive level.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Red warned me not to dunk my head under the chocolate fountain but I did it anyways. I should've listened, or at least learned after watching him do it.

present him

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

report this guy for RMT

farquit
farquit

Odin posing
wasn't even invited
End me.

massdebater
massdebater

Which of these is easiest to hardest?
Thordan EX
Sephirot EX
Nidhogg EX

Snarelure
Snarelure

that order

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Shit, you're probably right.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Just flip your list upside down

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Thordan
Nidhogg
Seph

askme
askme

Reverse that order and it's correct.

iluvmen
iluvmen

this with current gear/echo

this at intended gear levels

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

but he never left his ingame name user

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

who are Rheia/Abe who parse all star numbers

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

People are going to meme on me, but to this day I consider Sephi harder than Thordan. Doesn't matter if it's echo, or release day. So for me it's Nidhogg -> Thordan -> Sephi.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Poor Lily Celestine............................

5mileys
5mileys

Is this ignoring HP? I'm just interested in the order in terms of learning the mechanics for it. I just want their birds.

Skullbone
Skullbone

2 months after all the progression is done

eGremlin
eGremlin

Competitive level is about world first, not about jacking off over your parses 3 months after the raid is released.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ignoring hp

what?

thordan is trivial with 30-40 item level over what people had when it was relevant and it has the added benefit of echo now too.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

lets see your fflogs i cant wait to hear the meme responses

Techpill
Techpill

I am really not looking forward to contagin/abe/ayy team blogging daily in this general next week.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

u should stop puitting your face in big assholes full of shit too you retard jahahahaha dumbas of shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

but why though

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If you ignored how much HP each EX has and looked at the mechanics alone.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Are you retarded?

Booteefool
Booteefool

thordan is harder than sephirot is harder than nidhogg because of their mechanics, hp valuse have very little to do with it.

likme
likme

The only people here that fit that description are Lyra, Video Games, Ippiki, and Fold/Chyea if they still lurk

cum2soon
cum2soon

I was coming to bug you, but I couldn't find you. In your duty I guess!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Video Games
tfw he's the biggest shitposter of this general yet only few know

TechHater
TechHater

Video Games

Lmao what

FastChef
FastChef

do you like catboys in coeurlbriefs?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Told you, told everyone that gw2g posters coming here will be the end of this general.

I made that post almost 3 years ago. Warnings signs have been given when Ruseman appeared, and with him Awena and Valsi.

Look at the state of this thread now.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

feel free to cry more faggot and resume your hyperscatties erp

MPmaster
MPmaster

search for cute lalas on pxiv
get all this lewd instead
I can't be ok with this.

idontknow
idontknow

I prefer them wearing nothing

what'd I do to hurt you user?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

world's best SCH

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I wonder if we can get a petition going to remove male characters from the game.
I think it would give FFXIV a much better atmosphere and story, if we're being honest. I could also educate the people on the trials and tribulations of being a woman.
Plus, Lucia being in love with a female Aymeric would be a lot better for the story to represent diversity of our own world.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

still havent killed yourself

SniperGod
SniperGod

this entire post
loving every laugh

RavySnake
RavySnake

world's best
clears months late

RumChicken
RumChicken

3 posters ruined an entire general

you're retarded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

world's biggest attention whore more like it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

you mean the guy that shitposts from his 720p tablet?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

/pet

King_Martha
King_Martha

Hmmm, do you think that removing all males would be too extreme?
I guess we could let Garleans and Ascians be males, but I don't really want them to be involved on our side of the story since it wouldn't be fair to female characters.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's gonna take more than a shitty nuke to kill me, shortman.
I am the Kiss. I am A-#1!

Soft_member
Soft_member

does anyone have an ffxiv themed mehmet my son memes?

Playboyize
Playboyize

i want to lick that tummy

FastChef
FastChef

I'm gonna be needing more of those, slut.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Video Games
Only really a bragger and padder that can't clear early worth shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You wanna touch it, don't you?

hairygrape
hairygrape

2 badd

JunkTop
JunkTop

yes

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I miss rocklizard.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

4u

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Anyone know any good bottoms to go with that wind silk coatee? I'm a female aura. I don't want anything slutty

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Look at my ass..!
Do it, now.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Can someone make a new thread please? I got some memes loaded in the pocket but dont wanna waste them here

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's true, I'm a professional.

Methnerd
Methnerd

veekyforums.com/thread/155347331/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155347331/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155347331/video-games

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ignore. No OP info, shitpost thread.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

wedding dress lewd

King_Martha
King_Martha

veekyforums.com/thread/155347390/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155347390/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155347390/video-games

cum2soon
cum2soon

ywn tongue punch that fartbox

Bout to shoot myself in the mouth

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

lmao 6 horns

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

But I'm right here...
I miss me too. ;_;

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

kiss where are you right now?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

DRG is the least braindead class in the game, aside from maybe BLM

MCH is not too far behind if you're trying to maximize DPS. Them procs can be tricky.