Tesla Gigafactory - Grand Opening

HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=_ZeX85TQtU8

Get in here fags

lmao

First for Elon Musk will loose everything during the divorce

Let's hope he has a prenup

I'd like to go to Mars

She can have 100% of Tesla's quarterly profits up to now

THE RISE OF THE MACHINES IS HAPPENING.

I don't like elon because when I asked him for a free model s he said no

I shouldn't have to work for something if someone can give it to me!

My body is ready.

preach it brutha

>/pol/tards left their containment board again

>render vs reality

Fuck off shill

Fortune says it's amicable, let's hope he makes out alright.

Isn't that only 14% of the final size?

doesn't look finished

audio's messed up whats going on?

Shitty wi-fi out in the desert I'm guessing

This just in, Tesla uses hamsters as units of measurement.

squeee

haha they even misspelled testla

The one on their Facebook page still works

Kek

le epic Reddit measurements with animals

Damn hipsters. imagine what it's like trying to work with them.

must have missed it
they aren't totally done are they? i thought this was like this first core component and they'll be doing small scale run-throughs and scale up larger and larger over time

Basically; the whole thing is modular so they can keep adding segments as needed.

>marry with a prenup
>divorce
>marry the same slut without it
>lose your shit

Then people claim he is a genus.

>mfw a billionaire marries near me

The corrupt US government will just ban all cars made before a certain year, making it nearly impossible for a huge chunk of the population to own cars, save those who can afford tesla, while the gas industry jacks up prices because they can with a smaller market. Not for road safety, but because they need dwindling oil supplies for freightliners and military equipment so the public can't fucking have it.

Musk's dream will come true. A world where everyone drives teslas! Except for the poor people riding honda scooters.

[THIS IS WHAT TESLAFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

Teslafags think EVERYONE will have personal teslas and make 30 minute stops every 200 miles if they ever want to leave their city, or just hail idle teslas while google tracks their every move

My post is more realistic