I'll start
>be my dad
>17 years old
>help neighbor restore a 1967 Camaro RS/SS
>turn 18
>get settlement from motorcycle accident at same time neighbor sells Camaro
>Buy the fuck out of it
>2 years later
>blow the engine up
>trade it for 2 chevy luvs
He traded a fucking Camaro RS/SS for 2 shitty Chevy Luvs.
>not selling high on a boomer taxed car with a blown engine
>be my dad
This is too much. You're an angsty little dipshit who doesn't understand how amazing LUVs are.
You're an idiot
LUVs are infinitely more cool than some boring Camaro
fuck off kid
>wanting a shitty meme car
DUN DE DUN DE DUN DE DUN
BURAPP BA BA ON SATURDAY NIIGHT!
Go fuck yourself you born in the wrong generation brat
Oh I understand, my dad loves them and they're cool enough
But it was a fucking '67 Camaro RS/SS
Who cares
Fuck off
MAXIMUM
DAMAGE
CONTROL
Obviously you care about something, you took the time to reply faggot
who cares
it wasnt a Yenko or ZL1 or anything actually cool
luv is 2x as cool
so 2 luv is 4x
your dad is cooler than you will ever be
Chevy Luv?
hell yeah
Those Isuzu pickups run forever.
But the Camaro is way more fun.
>be my dad
>own pontiac gto as young teen
>sells it to go college
>tfw
>be my dad
>literally have sex with my mom
MOTHERFUCKER
>Be my dad
>Turn 60
>Feel really old all of a sudden
>Buy (automatic) 7M-GTE Supra
>Get it remapped to 320hp with a boost controller
>Head gasket blows
>Trade it for a Jeep XJ
>be my dad
>buy a 1970 mach 1 from the dealer
>gas prices go up
>sell the mach 1, buy a mercedes diesel sedan
>boomer taxed car
They are all stock crapboxes anyway
YOU FUCKING RETARD
HE BOUGHT 2 BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO KEEP ONE AND GIVE THE OTHER ONE TO YOU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE IT
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i was in that thread
FUCKING NOPE
Why would I feel rage for a man who lets his daughter run his life? More of completely absence of respect more than me getting upset about a boomer box being sold.
Why are dads such cucks for their daughters?
Someone please save that poor man
>dad buys 66 coronet out of ditch his senior year of high school
>550 bucks
>sands it down, him and some friends primer it up and give it to a kid at the local technical school who's learning how to do automotive paint
>kid does fantastic job and my dad has a great metallic blue paintjob on a 66 coronet
>has my italian grandma stitch up some leather seats
>literal custom interior
>cool ass car for a high school senior
>goes to college
>comes back to home town his sophomore year
>parks car out front my grandmas house
>drunk animal control officer comes around a corner too hard and rear ends my dads car pushing it forward like 40 ft
>smashes in the whole back of the thing
>animal control officer too drunk to know what she just did
>dad calls cops
>first officer on scene knows the lady, lets her go scott free, gives a "nothing to see here" to the next upcoming officers
>tows away the animal control ladies car
>leaves the scene with my dads car all fucked up
>dad has to go to insurance which gives him a salvage title
>sells it to a couple for 2000 bucks
fast forward a few decades
>dad is on the other side of town when he spots his old car
>flags down owner
>they tore out the custom hand stitched seats and threw in cheap buckets
>dad wants his old car back
>"we'll let it go to you for 18k"
not a coronet 440
not a coronet 500
eighteen fucking thousand dollars for a 1966 coronet with a 273 v8 and an autotragic transmission