League of legends general /lolg/

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

One trick pairing edition

old like lissandra: veekyforums.com/thread/155350064/video-games

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lolalytics.com
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Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/155350064/video-games
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
youtube.com/watch?v=FU7C4pC6oTM
youtu.be/8Kmwxrf3iDU
reddit.com/r/LeagueofLegendsMeta/
youtube.com/watch?v=P_GoD2JMmlU
veekyforums.com/thread/155386012/video-games

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

riven needs a new VO, prefereably with a different actor

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Don't bother with ranked because normals are more fun
want gold border and skin because bragging rights
time flys by and now the season is about to end
Still Bronze 1 from placements

POST CHAMPS I CAN USE TO CARRY MYSELF TO GOLD

hairygrape
hairygrape

Trying to main sup but I feel like I always lose lane. I ward all the time, I try to harass when I can, I try to protect my adc as best as I can when he/she gets caught out. Idk what I'm doing wrong.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

whats wrong with her current VO user?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

xth for fuck kidney stones i wish i had someone cute to cuddle while they fuck me

iluvmen
iluvmen

gold
braggings rights
who the fuck are you bragging to? your deaf 8 year old sister with parkinsons?

likme
likme

what is wrong with riven in general BESIDES her 95% toxic playerbase and being the league buttmonkey source of jokes?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

My friends are bronzies and the gold border looks cool.

I basically want to show off the slight superiority i have.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

so I fixed yasuo

windwall now lasts 6 seconds and blocks a set amount of damage (let's say 500/1000/1500/2000/2500)
windwall now has armor and magic resist
armor and magic resist scale with yasuo attack speed and crit chance

wow it's almost like he's balanced now

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I wonder what her butt smells like.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What are you guys looking for in the Urgot rework? I think Urgot's current kit is highly salvageable and could be made into something better than it is.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What % of the top are you /lolg/?
Am I high elo yet senpai?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Above Gold is above about 50% of the playerbase, while most of the player base are retards that's still something to talk about.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

POST EM

shes infertile and was turned into wind slut from brown warrior

cum2soon
cum2soon

war criminal

SniperGod
SniperGod

anything below diamond 1 50lp will eternally be laughed at user

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What are some champs you believe are underrated?

TechHater
TechHater

Ekko

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Definitely Kayle.
One of the strongest duelists in the game, coupled with amazing teamfight and utility.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I love [email protected]

Illusionz
Illusionz

Like Yasuo, Kled, and a few other champions, her kit allows her to turns top lane into a feast or famine shitfest.
One side will always win ridiculously hard over the other, just because of how champions like that are forced to play.

There is no "going even" for a Riven/Yasuo/Kled (to a lesser extent) lane. You will always either dumpster the enemy or get dumpstered on.

It's disgusting. And it's disgusting how they force the opposing top-laner to play their stupid shitty all-in bullshit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Varus, Nami and Morgana Mid

Flameblow
Flameblow

I tried her out recently, and I really enjoy her playstyle.
Any tips you can give? What should I be building?

askme
askme

Xth for Garen > Darius

happy_sad
happy_sad

diaper man

cum2soon
cum2soon

No you didn't mate
You increased the duration of windwall by 2.25 seconds
"b-but I gave it a HP bar ;-;"
Who fucking pumps shit into windwall after the initial outplay/whoops of a one spell or several auto attacks?
And scaling the resistances it has by fucking attack speed and crit chance? Fucking Crit Chance? On Mr 100% crit in two items? Just fucking add them in as base ffs.
"user I was trying to nerf tank Yasou??!?"
Mercs, Triforce, Mallet, Phantom, Shiv GA
Still tanky
Still criting
Still has attack speed
Well done
"pfft what the fuck kind of build is that?"
It doesn't even fucking matter because to quote myself "Who fucking pumps shit into windwall after the initial outplay/whoops of a one spell or several auto attacks?"
Your post is quiet literally just a Yasou buff.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I bet you like diana_

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

it's fucking garbage? obviously

Firespawn
Firespawn

Waifu fags don't actually play the game user...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

veekyforums.com/thread/155350064/video-games
no she doesn't

she has a modified running animation depending on weapon and then two different autoattack animations

i like how riot has managed to lie to the playerbase with champions like jinx or azir with the whole YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE SOOOOO MANY ANIMATIONS YOU CANT MAKE 975 SKINS FOR THEM

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nobody respects Nautilus top's damage. They all try to trade only to lose 40% hp while you get away mostly unscathed because your W is absolute bullshit. Zac top is also underrated but he gets shit on by any offensive toplaner who know what they're doing.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wew. I guess they don't really care about their "waifus" and "husbandos" then

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

SG Jinx VO is super fucking grating in true Jinx fashion

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to hold Kayle's hand!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

nobody respects nautlius damage

He has damage?

Like, you can use him to cockblock the shit out of yasuo or akali but if he shows up against darius, fiora, ribbon, any actual top laner hes shit outta luck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nobody respects Nautilus top's damage.
This so much.
Go against a Vayne top that thought she could get cheeky to just farm it out against a tank.
Get level 2 before her.
Q her, E.
Half her health is gone.
Spends rest of match completely terrified and not even daring to get near the creeps because I always keep a clear line of sight for my anchor.
Once I get ult I just kill her anyway.

massdebater
massdebater

Ask top to not play akali and play a tank top
she says "fuck you, bitch, i can play whoever i want
I said "you'll play a tank"
laughs at me
i banned akali
he picks rammus
i say "told you"

We get into the game, and he says he's going to feed, he feeds every single lane, including going into my jg to get buffs, then feeding the buffs to the enemy. We still win.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Xth for I love my waifus and I want to do kinky things with them

based drawfag live long and prosper
you are the cream of lolg

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw no QT angel gf

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What star guardian skins are you getting /lolg/?
I'm getting jinx and janna already have lux.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

vlad is taken

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm getting none because they're shit.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm getting my support gf Janna so I can fap to those melons during load screen

TreeEater
TreeEater

Vlad takes, but he is never taken.

I approve of most Vlad ships because he's a massive whore and will fuck just about anything that can bleed and scream and kneel

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

blocking 2500
for a normal skill
You do realize only a few skills can even get that much damage, right?

it lasts 6seconds
most CCs in the game barely even reach 2 seconds
Might as well play melee only champs if there's a yasuo around

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

anyone found the c9 leaks yet?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yup, no matter how much glitter and special effects and makeup and new hairstyles they slap on Jinx, the core problem remains: Jinx a shit

girlDog
girlDog

Are you good at engaging team fighting? What about your positioning during team fights?
What support champs do you play? Try playing tanky champs.
Pick braum
Run straight into enemy team
Ult their asses
Put shield up while the rest of my team finish fucking the enemy team
Get S-

likme
likme

Yeah there's one under their sink, it's going to ruin the cabinet if they don't fix it soon

Skullbone
Skullbone

me on the right

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So that's why they waited a patch to nerf Jinx huh

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

who is lilypichu and why is she in my reccomended list on youtube

RavySnake
RavySnake

League girl who fakes her voice to be cute and get views.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What's the best way to level up? I haven't played for like a year and I can't be fucked playing normal games. Just wanna start shitting up ranked. I know they've cut the XP needed in half. Level 21 account.

3v3 Intermediate till 30 still the best/fastest?

massdebater
massdebater

I wonder when Riot will make a manaless ADC.

We don't have one yet

idontknow
idontknow

can someone post C9 leaks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Before Quinn was released, information was found out that she was going to be a Shadow Isle's ADC that was Manaless.

Anyway, that shit was wrong.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

[spolier]Do you want to be my angel gf?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Kennen

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ctrl+s senpai.

TechHater
TechHater

EXPLAIN THIS EU LOLBABS

JunkTop
JunkTop

hi

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

TK Jungle. Shitters got no idea how to deal with it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

hsgg's gf
she fakes her voice to sound kawaii and tries to pretend it's her real voice

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So you won independently of his pick and were just being an autistic cunt? Gj m8 here is your (you)

takes2long
takes2long

I want to cum in this midriff

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

sup nigga

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm so fucking glad people in Bronze don't know how to deal with a Shen that has map awareness.

Oh and a Smurfing Lee-Sin to help coordinate with, that helped alot too.

FastChef
FastChef

How to stop being angry when you play 3 games where all your lanes are inting by 4 minutes when you jungle?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

top is for tanks and fighters only. you must be in bronze

King_Martha
King_Martha

you're a pretty huge cunt, user. I hope you know that.

If I ever see anyone try to micromanage what someone on my team plays in solo queue I immediately label that person as an enormous fucking faggot.

I would've done the same thing the rammus did.

cum2soon
cum2soon

"smurfing" dude got fed and said he was smurfing

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

play shaco with a shen on my team
he can essentially have a stealthed ult initiate

Methshot
Methshot

unironically excited that he carried a game in bronze

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want them to completely remove his ult and his lock on, and make him something like a walking tank. Somewhat slow and tanky with low cooldown damaging spells and an ultimate that does damage.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He said it within the first 3 minutes of the game, then proceed to carry the game with me, i think he was legit.

Shen ult is fun as fuck, Ult a carry as they get fizz ulted to have it go over to you if they mis-time it, dive in into their team with Shadow-dash so no one gets hurt and the Fizz gets cockblocked.

I'm more excited about the fact that if it goes at this pace i'll get a high placement, so i won't have to grind as much to get to Gold. and some of the sick Ult plays i did with Lee.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ranked isn't the place to test new meta, you Bronzefag

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You can't have fun unless you are challenger 300 lp
Let him have his fun m8

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

gift me the fire xerath Skin and i boost you to Gold
Skype: constraccta

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

been shut-in for two months now
get out
see women
get horny
uhh lolbabs?

idontknow
idontknow

Do we know which champ is getting this year's Victorious skin?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

top 1.3%

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

grats, you're a disgusting gross rapist

likme
likme

Stop playing and take a nap.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Bragging about beating a team that had a literal 0/10 rylais Lulu

FastChef
FastChef

don't you mean on?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

makes fun of bronze players
is barely above bronze himself
in fucking oceania

L M A O
M
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Am I being baited? There's no way you're being serious.
You are THE stereotypical /lolgen/ shitter.

Akali top is a thing, by the way.
You would understand that if you weren't in the bottom 54% of the game's playerbase. Holy fucking shit.
Nice Veeky Forums meme-name as well, dude.
Gotta let everyone know you're part of the cool kids club.

God, this is fucking funny. Post more things, user, please.

whereismyname
whereismyname

What do impact will yesterday's leaks have? Cause Chinese teams bought the C9 Scrim vods 100%

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yeah, again, let him have his fun.

Playboyize
Playboyize

none of them because theyre all shit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

But user Urgot's Ult is really good. And the lock on is the only reason Urgot is even playable. Plus we already have what you described his name is SION. I'd rather him be turned into a versatile heavy weapons platform. What you described doesn't fit Urgot in the slightest.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Akali top is a thing, by the way.

Can confirm. I hated it when she kept all-inning my Kayle over and over until I died.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Its pretty [easy /spoiler] to carry with shen

at least you have proper skin choice

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This fucking game right here

everyone lost lane, I got ganked a couple times, and I failed a few rotations. Early game: my fault
entirely. Mid game, we start to pick them off one-by-one, and as a result, we get really strong
We take 2 inhibs with baron, and elder buff, and
my only directive is to peel akali off lucian

I fucking throw at the end when i assume xin is flanking the 4 enemies in front of me, instead he
is going bot lane to fight akali

I really want to fucking kill myself right now, and I know a few of you would actually encourage
me to do so.

I just want to reach plat 5 this year, but it seems that instead of it being a simple "win more than you lose" there is an entire, fustrating
grind behind it that if you fuck up once, there is 1 hour down the drain that you never get back.

I'm just venting, and i know that "lel, ur playing Urgot" is one response, but honestly, i would not
have been able to last this long with anyone else in my champ pool

Emberfire
Emberfire

they need to make his ult uninterruptible. Or does he still get the stats from the target even if it's interrupted?

whereismyname
whereismyname

she's mistaken for a skill champ
she's mechanically intensive, that's it
after you hit 30% cdr you can get kills just by smashing your face onto the keyboard

Supergrass
Supergrass

plays Lux, Susan, Destruction Man, WW and Annie

I mean, it's OK he embraced the fact he's garbage at the game without massive crutches, but it's really a shame he's pestering other people about it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

:'^)

lolg can you help me
i need ideas for a star guardian poster it's important it's for a competition

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lol top 1.2978% here you fucking shitter

never post again

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

xin goes off to fight a lone target
instead of bashing up the enemy 4 man with 5 teammates

xin threw it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want them to make him into a truly body horror champion thematically.
No own voice, only mechanical clicks, whirring, buzzing, maybe some electronic device sounds too
Oldschool tape player or even gramophone like sound clips of Stanwick Pididlys research notes and insights when Urgot takes or loses towers and epic monsters, progressing with each tier taken and culminating on taking or losing nexus
losing line arcs and winnig line arcs are different. Winning is Piddleys enthusiastic notes of his supreme genius and losing is Piddleys concern of weakness of flesh etc. sifting blame to other things/events
Rare/hidden lines of Urgots own torment getting through all the inhibitors and shit in his chassis, reavealin he is still somewhat alive inside all that hextech machinery and chemical juices.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

we are a bunch of ~10 friends on out teamspeak Server
playtime in lol reaches from 1000 hours to 5000 hours
finally got Diamond after 2000 hours and am the highes ranked one on our teamspeak Server now (2nd one is plat3 with 4k hours)
feelsgoodman.jpg
suddently everyone lower than plat on the server started to judge everything i do and act like total assholes all the time
"you only Play noob Point and click champs"
"you are so lucky all the time"
"i could get dia too but i just dont like to tryhard"
nice friends i got there. only 2 dudes were happy for me that i reached my Goal.

is it that only jelly Retarded mouthbreathing Kids Play lol or does lol make them to jelly Retarded mouthbreathing Kids?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Unlucky game user, you'll do better next time for sure since you're aware of your mistakes!

farquit
farquit

I got BTFO hard ;_;

I'll never post again, bye

Methshot
Methshot

o..okay :(

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm leaving my account @ gold 4 because i just want the free skin.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

TEN
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BANS
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WHEN?
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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

His ult is actually pretty bad. It has little to no synergy with his kit, even after the buffs, not to mention his AD ratios are shit compared to most everyone else, he drops off almost as bad as Renekton.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Add Urgot.

massdebater
massdebater

Stop caring about retarded people

idontknow
idontknow

"im leaving it here, i mean i already got the Skin"
things people that got stuck say

Methnerd
Methnerd

Make sure you can see a bit of pantsu

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

sry anom

Skullbone
Skullbone

They just feel insecure when you are succeeding and they are stuck in what ever low tier shithole because they can't get good. Just think of it as some bizzare compliments.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Who else 15 minute queue here?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Best girl.
Best lover.
Best wife.

whereismyname
whereismyname

"you only Play noob Point and click champs"

your friends are too retarded to realize that everyone in diamond plays point and click champs

LMFAO

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What do you mean by versatile heavy weapons platform? Can you give some examples?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Wtf? who counts playtime by hours? Say games you fucking retard

Techpill
Techpill

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect
A lot of people in League suffer from this. I think your friends, as well.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

/lolg/ who are the top5 brainless champions in your eyes?

FastChef
FastChef

You're not wrong.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Riven, Diaperman, Jinx, Ahri, Kayle.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you really need to hold your ADCs hand in laning take Janna. Unless you yourself fuck up hard she is almost impossible to lose lane with. Of course im just a gold shitter so what do I know.

SniperGod
SniperGod

this will surely help me win the competition

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

the current top 5 adcs

5mileys
5mileys

in no particular order:

soraka, sona, malphite, rammus, kayle

Playboyize
Playboyize

I admit freely and of my own will that I do want to fuck Janna.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Are the star guardian girls shaved?

They seem to innocent to shave, except maybe Janna who is a canon slut.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's a masterpiece

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

1.Kog is just a big stomach with no centralized nervous system
2.Galio is an animated statue with no brains
3.Fiddle is an animated bundle of sticks with no brains.
4.Maokai is a magic infused tree with no real brains.
5.Xerath is a condenced cloud of magic energy with no real brains anymore.
Extra: Nocturne is a living nightmare. Don't think it has brains in there.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is Taliyah good anymore? For love of god give me an answer already

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Remove jinx. Replace her with Lux. Make Urgot look like Jinx's skin. Title the piece "The Superior ADC."

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Jinx probably burnt her pubes off to be wacky

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

TechHater
TechHater

Who to main on smurf, orianna or viktor?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I don't think there are any brainless champions, even with champions that have low skill floor, you still need to know how to play the game to make them work, and in that context they maybe are "harder". To answer your question, for me, is Garen, Aatrox, Darius, Tryndamere and old Yorick. Even with Yi you have to be smart to dodge spells with alpha strike.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Vi soraka morde janna illaoi

farquit
farquit

and ist not even that true
i Play panth, alistar, shaco, taric, brand

i mean ok panth and alistar have alot of Point and click but they are far from noob champs

atleast ist not so easy to make good panth ults consistently or decide when to go in as alistar so you get the most out of it

i just hate how they want to devalue my achievement by calling my champs "freelo champs" or "noob Point&click champs"

gosh i worked hard for Diamond.

because it tells you how much time you put into the game?

the games are proportional to the hours btw

just go to loltimeplayed.com

here the summoners (euw):
me:
baumsyndrome
friends:
touchingmyshelf
ularus
skaiflip
blackrose 1337
hayari
ascended lunari
avankyn
secret agent zac

takes2long
takes2long

I personally think Ori is more useful to the team. Doesn't hurt that she's all AoE apart from the shield.

likme
likme

¿ɥʇiʍ uɐǝɯ noʎ ʇ,uop

Techpill
Techpill

Urgot is here to crush your dreams and her ass.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Diaperman
not brainless
somebody on the enemy team gets a kill
you press Q and R
YOU DA WIN
buy sunfire and press E in lane
YOU DA TOWER

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thanks, anons. Me and the Crabgod have
a long road ahead...

Evilember
Evilember

Implying I fight the target game want's me to fight instead of fighting the enemy I choose to fight
Implying I'd build some faggy cape instead of of HUGE swords

FastChef
FastChef

mfw over 3k hours in normals and less then 75 hours in ranked
mfw diamond

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Im only a gold shitter in oce but christ does this make me laugh. I think Ive even played against this dude. Dont see too many WWs these days.

Lunatick
Lunatick

vi janna illaoi morde
is this bait

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

B-but I do...
who is this qt king?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

borderline retarded
lost almost all of my placement matches
placed in silver V
thank you jesus

Bidwell
Bidwell

Mind sharing your Urgot build with me? I know what items to get but the purchase order is still too arcane a thing for me (also, I regularly ahve trouble actually finishing people off)

SniperGod
SniperGod

i'm going to trust you on this user

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How's Frozen because of Frozen Mallet Memes?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want kayle to hold my hand

Illusionz
Illusionz

Implying I fight the target game want's me to fight instead of fighting the enemy I choose to fight

not fighting the target that Diaperman's passive highlights for you

Truly brainless.

King_Martha
King_Martha

New voidpupper is stronger than old.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I generally went sunfire into titanic and full tanky after that with maybe a steraks

Emberfire
Emberfire

In what universe? It's literally the old old version witha gutted ult and worse W.

RavySnake
RavySnake

shes fucking garbo and currently waiting on buffs

current taliyah is basically a weaker version of release taliyah, every one of her numbers was nerfed compared to her release self and all the buffs were reverted

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

SWEET

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i dont think it makes any significant difference if you put the hours into normal 5v5 or ranked 5v5

youll progress in both the same if you arent retarded

sometimes normals will even benefit you more since you might be playing against high elo even as silver. this wont happen in ranked unless you get matched with a smurf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Trinity is great on him now. His build path is better. He doesn't require scripts to perform optimally.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Got a link to the competition?

Soft_member
Soft_member

worst girl
(To be completely blunt I want to eat Jinx's ass and pleasure her asshole with my tongue. That's how I wanna worship best girl)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Depending on the match-up i grab Sunfire or Bami's then Spirit's Visage, then i grab a damage item depending on the team-comp or how hard i'm carrying, then i build full tank, with the occational side purchase of Wit's End if i'm so far ahead they can't even kill me when i'm at low health because of the shield proc's.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

heimer 1v1s yasuo and gives fb before the minions even spawn
three(3) fucking dorans
wouldnt even think about getting zhonya until I fucking asked why he doesnt have one
kog tanking cait's bullets using his face during laning phase
tfw team is so shit that a jungle riven with bloodrazor actually wins her game

FastChef
FastChef

Nice build, the Youmuu's Ghostblade is bretty gud. However you failed to take ghost and that damn near cripples Urgot's mobility. And would have stopped those early game ganks from gaining any traction.

girlDog
girlDog

(But I still wanna hold her hand at some point)

happy_sad
happy_sad

I miss old garen.

youtube.com/watch?v=FU7C4pC6oTM

w8t4u
w8t4u

make own decisions instead of just following orders
brainless

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

brainlessly ignoring the target that you deal TRUE damage to

checkmate, atheist.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bot lane gets a kill
Redirect your entire lane pressure to an attempt at a bot lane gank
Truly a retarded understanding of Garens play style, user.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

This aged pretty well.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why does her arm have a big weird crease in it?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Help
How do i build gayce
How do i play gayce

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not roleplaying and doing everything in your power to bring JUSTICE to the current villain, letting everyone know in /all that you are a holy warrior of order.
Fucking faggots.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

it's on a different server though user
i would post the link but fourchins claims it as spam even when i try to remove the periods, sorry

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Can Janna get me out of silver?

SniperGod
SniperGod

run around in team fight
ignore true damage target
ME DIAPERMAN

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

When will Jihn go on sale? How often do champ sales rotate?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Post username.I need some friends, user.

massdebater
massdebater

Who are the current "Must ban" champions /lolg/?

Playboyize
Playboyize

3 strongest no skill required "i win"ults
poster child of grill gaymers
you tell me

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What the fuck do I even build on Vayne. I don't know anymore. I feel she needs the early lifesteal but i HATE going bork 1st or 2nd item, it's just not the old, broken bork.

I am considering doing the old old old BT to PD maxing q. I know it sounds retarded but i cant think anything else anymore

RavySnake
RavySnake

Run after their back line while their front line cucks your back line
get kited and die
W-well done Garen, you managed to kill your target!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Only if you duo with me. Silver 1 Jinx main with 60% winrate.

TreeEater
TreeEater

60% winrate
Silver

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Of course, that was the basis for old AP/AD Kog. he still wasn't too good tho, even when his ult was decent and his W didn't cost mana.

FastChef
FastChef

being that bad at garen u get kited instead of sitting in a brush

checkmate, diaperman.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Just on Jinx familia.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

been celibrate for two months now
see cute metal guy
get horny

Uhhlolbabs?

Methshot
Methshot

Kit designed to blow up one target
Surprised he gets kited after ult is blown.
Your move, diaperdude

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Eyy bby u wnt sum fuk?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

only if you're EUW

Lunatick
Lunatick

How do you know I'm not on that server?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

implying im the one that gets kited

Intellectual Checkmate, Diaperman.

5mileys
5mileys

want to get Mastery 7 to show off how cool i am with X champ
keep getting S- on games i carry super hard

Emberburn
Emberburn

Implying Garen can't be kited
Uhhh diaperbabs??

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Because you wouldn't be asking.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How do I stop being shit at Lux? I'm 7k points in and my best result is A+.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm not, sorry. Janna's a fine pick IMO, but your ADC is going to be braindead 90% of the time and there are going to be games that are unwinnable for you and they are going to be frustrating because you'll be 0/2/24 or something and still useless because you aren't in a position to carry. Should be able to climb though.

Inmate
Inmate

Hit your skillshots.

If you can't do that, either practice or stop playing Lux.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lasers, more lasers.

Firespawn
Firespawn

implying I'm the one that's playing Garen
not the one doing the kiting

Checkmate, Diaperman.

WebTool
WebTool

I'd probably not on that server but I don't read the client in my own server so it could be for all I know

viagrandad
viagrandad

When you learn how to play safe and properly position yourself during laning phase/fights, ward the map as required by any role. That's also when you learn to play the game aka git gud

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

did the Q land? :
yes - use E

no - use E to chunk them

when they are low :

Did the Q land?

yes - use E , start casting ulti , proc E again to explode

no - use E

massdebater
massdebater

I have a uti right now I feel your pain.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Try to always proc your passive, it's a lot of damage (w yourself cause you need to go near the). the best thing you can do is q two carries into Lazer, into e, into passive. Later in the game is not as easy so think always, that the least you can do is lazer 4 people minimum ans w your team, provide random cc.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

BE ONE GAME IN ON QUINN ONLY ACCOUNT
ALREADY GOT AN S

GET GOOD FAGGOT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

laffin @ you senpai

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

same with me and the Poppster

can't stoppy the Poppy

JunkTop
JunkTop

The GA gives me tankiness and a 2nd life. I use
health per level yellows, so it really shows in-game
I still 3 shot squishies due to my 19 armor pen from runes, and items

not sure about the efficiency of the last whispers, but if there is
someone that is healing a lot, or a super tank, ill
get LDR or Mortal Reminder for the passives

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I think if Riot removed bans it would make the game more interesting.

It would force them to actually fucking balance their shitty game instead of hiding behind "lol just ban it".

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

˙uı

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Or balance stuff so it's not always permabanned

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Damn you're retarded.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hey support bros, how bad did the raka nerf this patch hurt? Doubling the CD on her heal sounds pretty major early on. Do you still Q max first?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Just got rolled new Kog in ARimjob

Fucking F

Dead as fuck champ

w8t4u
w8t4u

https:// lol dot garena dot ph / index.php ctrl+f "digital art contest"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

She's gutted, don't bother playing her anymore.

TechHater
TechHater

Oh I thought it was going to be LAN/LAS

Snarelure
Snarelure

illaoi ult needs you to have good timing or the opponent to be retarded to work
vi's one is a suicide button if you use it as a "i win" ult
not more retarded than half of league's ults

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I wanna make ribbon the happiest girl on the rift

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Got to Gold earlier today, and the first 3 matches i've had have genuinely been the worst i've ever played.

I wasn't aware this level of toxicity and childish hatred could exist.

Does it get better?

massdebater
massdebater

I want to hose riven down with cold water

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

VICTORIOUS SKIN TEASER IS OUT

IT IS ZYRA

Illusionz
Illusionz

kek

Inmate
Inmate

every divison 1 and division 5 is more toxic than divisions 2-3-4. because theres a bunch of people trying to get promotoed/avoiding getting demoted. which increases salt potential

Playboyize
Playboyize

Any support mains in gold on oce wanna duo? I like to play Twitch, Jinx and Sivir.

Picture unrelated.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No one is going to fall for this

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

please no

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

she deserves it

eGremlin
eGremlin

that's morgana's old teaser you dumb retard kill yourself

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It literally never gets better. You will play against feeders, ragers, afks, people intentionally feeding, and running it down mid at every rank. It just doesn't happen as often the higher up you go. Except for diamond five, fuck that place.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why Zyra? She wasnt that exceptional

cum2soon
cum2soon

That's Syndra though.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

good timing
If you hit a pull you instant do 70% of every member of the casts healthand heal a fuck ton. Turns any gank into a serious 1v2 threat. She is auto win vs any melee except gp post level 9

Vi ult is 100% i win in 1v1 and small skirmish scenarios because of how high her burst is. Dont even need to hit q but if you do its 100-0 on all non tanks

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Gold 4, 3 and 2 are elo heaven, gold 1 and 5 are hell

Booteefool
Booteefool

Syndra doesnt have that long of a bang

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That's going to be part of the skin.

Skullbone
Skullbone

in promos to plat
they have all plats, 3 p4s and 2 p5s
i have a silver 2 and an unranked who was silver last season

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

She's gonna get a long bang if you know what I mean.

I mean Im going to fuck her.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The silvers are carrylords.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well get to carrying user, what are you doing here.

Firespawn
Firespawn

They fed and had no farm

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Explain further

King_Martha
King_Martha

What does that have to do with long bangs?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

he's a lulu fag! they don't know grammar

DeathDog
DeathDog

They're going to look longer after I cum in her hair.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

money can be exchanged for goods and services

w8t4u
w8t4u

that artist somehow always manages to have one horribly massive flaw that can't be overlooked in his stuff

idontknow
idontknow

girls on runeterra don't grow pubic hair, with the exception on the healthy bush belonging to based vayne

Emberfire
Emberfire

I main yi.
Ask me anything.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Having terrible time hitting any ults on Azir in first match of day
the one ult I hit is a 5 man shoving enemy team under tower into a Zac E and then R
team all says wp good job etc
even their adc says wp
It was a true shuffle, always gotta shuffle even in soloq
Feels good desu

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

who is your favorite champion

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

evelynn
not having a bush she forces her victims to sniff

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Jinx,Garen,Yasou,Zed,Nidalee

t.Jinx/Zed Main

Booteefool
Booteefool

Where are all the places you've allowed cocks inside you?

askme
askme

how to enter the yi zone

WebTool
WebTool

Anything

JunkTop
JunkTop

what does anger bring?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

oh, i forgot...

would be pretty FeelsBadMan, without those two bushes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Any champ that tanky af and still does shitload damage.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yi is all about timings. When to go in, when to ult for max resets, when to time your alphas and meditate auto resets.

girlDog
girlDog

P-pls respond

Evilember
Evilember

I usually play tank supports like Leona/Alistar. I've recently just started playing Braum. I experimented with Sona/Nami/Raka also but it's the scenario no matter who I choose.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the loneliest

Illusionz
Illusionz

Motivation without purpose
:^]

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah, i thought about that after the fact.
With is new reduced cooldown, ghost should be my other summ other than PK flash.

That gif/webm of Jensen's tilt face when he lost would be suitable for this situation

viagrandad
viagrandad

Fuck this gays ass summoners who wants to fuck their waifu Champ.

I want to be Zed's Student.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Iktf, why is there no support mains on oce that want to duo..

Well I don't want to have sex with Twitch because he's a giant smelly rat but I suppose I'd pat him or something if I could wash my hands afterwards.

massdebater
massdebater

But, I want to fight next to Irelia
then fuck her.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Zed having a student makes no sense though

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm looking for a Bronze duo partner in EUW. Hit me up. IG: im not dan

Booteefool
Booteefool

What the fuck am I supposed to build on Kogmaw now? I don't want tor revert to shitty ass generic ADC build. Any idea's /lol/babs?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

FAGGOT ALERT

I know you think you're cool,but you're a fucking retard. Alkali even builds tank nowadays you shit eating pissant

Skullbone
Skullbone

He literally had many students in the old lore (the best lore)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

not EUW hope you find someone though Dan

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So do I. I'm not even that bad AND I'm willing to play support. What more could you want?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Ahh, prime cuckqueen material right here.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Isn't that his current lore?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

He literally has many students in his NEW lore. Shen notes how they are not all that good tho.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

whiny faggot instantly starts calling everyone who dissents with him bronze
is fucking 350 games silver 5 in OCE

haha

Hahahahaha

Hehehehhahahahahahahaha oh my God you can't be serious? How many fucking weeks were you waiting just to be able to use that insult? You play on THE worst server yet can barely eke out victories lmao. Enjoy being silver literally forever

Emberfire
Emberfire

Haven't won a single match today

Should I just call it quits?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Do I autism one-trick karthus or Lux?

I'm probably going to buy both at some point, but I need a champion I can just focus on macro play™ on, and I refuse to play Annie.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That's the law of the conservation of ninjutsu or something.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Contrary to lolgen's belief there's a lot of normies playing this game. And they're silver

Snarelure
Snarelure

You need LeBlanc or Twisted Fate. Thrust me on this one

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

10 minute on queue
go to the bathroom for one second
hear the math founded sound while peeing
feel the impotence

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

not wanting to pass your genes with your superior waifu

Cuck

w8t4u
w8t4u

yes

Inmate
Inmate

Thrust me
dont mind if I do

likme
likme

yeah take a break
go fap
go sleep

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Miss Fortune

t. 82% winrate in gold with her

Lux will provide you much better utility and laning. Karthus takes too long to scale before you can truly decide the game

Evilember
Evilember

team tries to take khazix azir and kog all in one match

no thanks I actually felt like winning my first match of the day thanks

Illusionz
Illusionz

how do you even lose this hard

Inmate
Inmate

Sorry, senpai. You're stuck in Bronze/Low Silver. RIP

Snarelure
Snarelure

Jinx, after the 3rd Item+ boots, turrets are melting.

Inmate
Inmate

LB I'd honestly even consider too mechanically intensive for what I want to do. Also I'm garbage at her.
I'll maybe pick up TF, but he's pretty difficult as well.
I also want a mid that I have to roam traditionally on, like actually walk into other lanes to be able to gank. I need to learn how to do it properly before I start using stuff like TF, Taliyah, or Sol.

Emberfire
Emberfire

look at this cute baby tiger /lolg/
lego legends

FastChef
FastChef

is in bronze 1
gold is something to brag about
thinks a champ will magically carry him to gold
Until plat1-2 everyone is a huge shitter.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

All you need are zerkers and bf and any alone time you get with a turret results in its death

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

go into premade ranked, gold IV virtual friend who I've found to be at about the same skill level as me, he's lux, I'm syndra.
we rape our lanes
our jungle is amumu, he has heal/flash
we trashtalk him into crying/feeding like a low skilled imbecile like he is (when he was still afk)
he comes back, sees he doesn't have smite, yet doesn't afk so we don't all lose LP because of his mental illness
our Fiora Top is "Itachi Returns" playing as fiora against volibear
she says she'll carry our game
dies 1x1 min 2, gets ganked as soon as she comes back to lane and pushes it like a retard
me and my friend are the highest damage dealers from the entire game, still can't do it 2vs8 since our adc is below average
These people need to die.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm gonna play one more, see if I can get the first victory bonus, and then go play something else.

I don't think any of those matches didn't have someone on my team going 1/6 at the very least before 15 minutes.

Spamalot
Spamalot

enemy team has Leona first pick
I don't even see it and locks Sona
tfw should've gone Janna

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Zilean Mid,completly insane utility.Your E(Slow or Speed up) is a bigger slow than Nasus's you literally can land every bomb and can prepare the easiest ganks for your jungler.

Only downside Zilean has is he has only bombs for dmg nothing more,also last hits can be tricky especially if you get pushed.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Holy fuck I completely forgot Zilean's speed buff also serves as a slow.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

LB is actually ease to play. All you need to get used to is her escape/initiate and when to use them. Other than that you have a free harass and almost impossible to lose lane champ. Easy to gank as well, but most of the time if you apply the right pressure mid lane the enemy team will start focusing their attention/ganks on you, so there's not much need for that early on.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Leona. Rarely see her.
Karthus. Insane damage

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Tear first back, first full item black cleaver, cdr boots.
R, Q, E y W

FastChef
FastChef

This user gets it.She only needs some mechanics to play.

If you hit max cdr and are fed:
1.Riven becomes unchasable
2.You delete any squishy and they can do nothing about it.You can't escape her and you can't 1v1 her.

It just doesn't take skill to smash q and press R to insta delete anyone.Or just simply flash into them.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

just dodged
next game my entire team meme picks

I cant carry this, should I just take the 30 minute ban

Spamalot
Spamalot

Kat can carry me pretty far right?

Bidwell
Bidwell

how do i deal with proxy singed as gangplank?

TreeEater
TreeEater

when is ivern going live?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Learn when to throw your skills and dodge the enemy's

Enemy is about to last hit a minion? Walk up to that bitch, throw an E at her, and proc your passive and thunderlord with a basic atttack. Easy chunk.

Bitch is low but you cant get a kill because she's hiding behind enemy minions? Your Q hits 2 enemies max, make that shit pass through one to hit your target.

If you really cant land your skillshots, just remember: quantity over quality. Get 45% cdr and a fucking tear. You probably wont get a positive score but at least you're still contributing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yes,everbody forgets that.If most junglers knew that he slows that hard,they get easiest kills ever served on a golden plate.

The enemy literally stands still if you have E maxed.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Well, it's been a fun week of kogmaw posting. I did my best to abuse this little dude as much as i could in his last patch cycle. Went 13-4 and with other freelo guest stars climbed almost 4 divisions.

godspeed you beautiful disaster. pay some respects, everybody

;_; F

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Not that far though

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

2 weeks

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

don't listen to don't build tear
rush cleaver into youmuu
level Q>E>W>Q>W>Q>W...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That's the thing though. I should've specified that really.
I want something that DOESN'T have the potential for ridiculous half-the-lane dashes to get out of ganks.
I want to be able to get out of ganks because I warded properly and have good map awareness, not because I outplayed them by pressing W-R.

This is all coming from a d5 Azir player who doesn't buy wards, doesn't pay attention to the map, and literally just W+Q+E+R shuffle-dashes across half the lane whenever I get ganked.

My lane mechanics are shit, because I only play stuff that allows me to be a retard and get away with it. I think Leblanc would have that same problem.
You aren't wrong though about Leblanc being a very good pick. I just don't think it's what I need to play right now to get better is all.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Farm under tower. You might have to give up the tower eventually but there's not much you can do yourself. Just farm up and carry the game because ANOTHER

Bidwell
Bidwell

He's fine with the reverts. Just a bit more situational now. Been watching qt do just fine with the voidpupper.

whereismyname
whereismyname

How far. like high plat far or early diamond far

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Don't play Lux then, she has the range of a poke mage, but murst liek they can't even dream of. On the other hand, Karth simply isn't that good while being hard to play and nerfed to shit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

You can do them both. I always ward my lane/try to pay as much attention to minimap as I can, no matter what champ I'm playing. But yeah, you're right, I tend to do it more often when I have no-escape picks.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

so the """new""" ryze is just the old ryze but with an ultimate

yawn

Methshot
Methshot

So now that his W doesn't make his ult completely irrelevant anymore does that mean I can meme around with AP Kog again?

WebTool
WebTool

Irelia is mine and if you disagree I will take your head in the mirror

In other words,1v1 me. You will not. Meow meow - u

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

No replays
6 bans
Still the same awful client

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I think people in silver/gold are going to wreck you. They all know Kat is about not getting Q poked and interrupting R..

Methshot
Methshot

See me in the rift fuccboi

Nojokur
Nojokur

they all know that
it's up to kat, and generally all assassins, to go in at the perfect moment

Methnerd
Methnerd

His ult is strictly worse than his old one was. And RIOT said they know that but AP Kog is a poke mage and "poke mages are problematic and we don't want Kog to be played like one"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Post ign and server bitch

King_Martha
King_Martha

facing ranged top cuckery
dont get ganks
automatically lose

nice game lolbabs

SniperWish
SniperWish

Use teleport to gank bot
Win

RumChicken
RumChicken

Whats with the melee top meme? Why cant ranged champs go top?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I want to be sexually bullied by Pentakill Sona

And then we can have a jam session

DeathDog
DeathDog

Bring back old Yorick.

Also, post leaks. Scrims, Skype convos, anything

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

fuck off drama cunt

massdebater
massdebater

you cant take teleport if you're a ranged cuck

Emberfire
Emberfire

I want Shyvana to sit on my face!

SniperGod
SniperGod

because top lane is a solo lane and ranged champs are squishy and liable to ganks in the longest lane
and then gnar came along and opened the door for quinn and bane then everyone realized the easiest way to win top is to cheese the meta

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

wanting to watch pro scrims because I don't want to listen to "OH MY GOD THAT HUGE OUTPLAY HE MADE BY FLASHING THE Q OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" commentators is dramaloo

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Implying the enemy is smart enough to outsmart your teleport

happy_sad
happy_sad

they should be able to, but there should be counterplay for the guy who is melee

at the minute its just go afk if your jungler doesnt gank
dorans shield needs a buff

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I love old Yorick but no, new Yorick is more fun and actually good

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

explain this lolbabs

Inmate
Inmate

if you want to learn how to outplay ganks/avoid ganks, you will need to play a champ that has to leave tower range to farm and doesnt have an escape. champs like that include chogath, diana, katarina, mordekaiser, yasuo. some of these are less gankable than others but i think these mid laners are more vulnerable to ganks than other mid laners especially yasuo. with yasuo you always have a target on your back and if you ever trade with your laner you are risking getting ganked unless you can see the jungler or have good enough wards.

Playboyize
Playboyize

What great timing that Riot is releasing a new LEGENDARY™ skin for Jinx, just as she becomes the best ADC in the game!

What great timing, Riot. Can't be a coincidence!

Never, would you ever skew numbers and buff champions to tell more skins!

NEVER!

THE MERE THOUGHT IS DISGUSTING!

A RESPECTED GAME COMPANY SUCH AS RIOT?

DOING THE UNSPEAKABLE?

BEING A DISGUSTING, MONEY GRUBBING JEWISH JOKE OF A COMPANY?

NEVER!

...

TreeEater
TreeEater

having a Riven main try to go balls to the wall on you as they burn everything at level 2 only to get killed by ghouls and creep aggro

You can't say that isn't the best shit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Jesus Christopher Robin, that is actually a great idea.

Just envisioning it made me moist...

Playboyize
Playboyize

more like explain why a manchild should earn millions by playing videogames all day

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I WANT RAINBOW ZAC

GIVE ME RAINBOW ZAC

HOW CAN RIOT BE SO STUPID AND NOT GIVE US RAINBOW ZAC

DONT THEY WANT MONEY???

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

lost old acc
make new
playing normals
wait 20 minute to find game
get a team jungle no smite malph, who is lost and wanders into lanes randomly clears no camps
sivir mid who goes 0-14
won botlane early
fed as fuck tanky jungler comes over takes lane

This is literal hell

Spamalot
Spamalot

wake up
no malphite chromas in the shop

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@155376316
using manchild as an insult

no (you)'s from me today, maiximo autismo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

70% hp on a pull+ult
if you ult after a pull just to deal some dmg you're plain stupid tho

vi's ult is 100% win in small skirmish
same goes for:
garen
syndra
malz
on top of my mind

dont even need to hit q
you need unless you have 3 ad items, which makes you useless af if the enemy team can peel for a second (which is the time they need to burst you if you're a glass cannon diving right into 5 enemies)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

they dont want your gay ass

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

poke mages are problematic and we don't want Kog to be played like one
Every time i hear or see some justification for riots stupid actions i lose a little faith in the world.
made a decent assfaggot
consistently make terrible choices that have been slowly ruining the game
"we think burst is "toxic" but reallly we dont like x champs burst, z champ burst is fine though becasue we like that champ more"
"wah we dont like poke"
"oh no, assassins doing their jobs is "unfun" even with an uncleansable exhaust and multiple items to survive were still going to rework them to be shitty bruisers"
"someones doing something interesting or incredibly off metta and succeeding with a champ? better nerf it"

viagrandad
viagrandad

Jhin still exists though

Snarelure
Snarelure

Since when is a rainbow gay?

I meant like he changes his color everytime, like the tails from arcade ahri, that would look so nice

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Garen has no gapcloser
Syndra is a skillbased hero outside of ult
Malz is braindead yeah
trinity maw warrior
Uhh??? Her core is 3 damage items bub
enemy team can peel
100% i win in 1v1 and skirmish
UHHHHH

implying melee range illoai pull ult isnt an instant one shot
Haha no shit you dont ult the solo ghost, you dont even need to with how retarded that ability is. The point is getting into melee range of illoai is game over for every single hero in the game. No outplay no skill just e r gg pssh nuffin personal

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw you get the aatrox main on your team

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw rainbows were a symbol of marriage and the sacred alliance of Men and God but fags just had to steal it

eGremlin
eGremlin

i refuse to believe that there are any aatrox mains left

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Tfw Ivern is going to turn Galio into a monster and get Galio hotfix nerfs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ayy I with or against you sometime this week

girlDog
girlDog

EUW?

RumChicken
RumChicken

yeah it was a mid gold game

MPmaster
MPmaster

Draven feeds one kill then goes afk

Yeah, that's it for today.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone who has 1-2 kills and 10+ deaths should uninstall.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Aatrox mains don't exist.

Firespawn
Firespawn

implying bot is smart enough to ever ward in the front bush/keep lane near tower so you have space to kill
Haha, no. I started playing adc/mid and I carry this.

Booteefool
Booteefool

hmu with an add

MPmaster
MPmaster

When a teammate complains that you didn't sit around their lane for a minute and a half after a failed gank

People stop thinking this eventually right?

Bidwell
Bidwell

ranked
support is soft locking bard
ask him to not take bard
bot goes "geez its fine, you guys are so picky"
support goes through with bard
3mins after the game started, bot is already complaining about his support
just spam "geez its fine, you guys are so picky" throughout the entire match
Fucking retards

likme
likme

fed
not even needed, as soon as she reaches 45% cdr she has a ridicolous powerspike
her E at max rank gives her a dash+shield scaling with 100% bonus AD every 3 (three) seconds
her w becomes an aoe stun with 3.5 secs of cd scaling with 100% bonus ad
r is a fucking aoe garen ult + free ad and q/w steroid
and she's manaless on top of that, cause, you know, it's part of her identity
luckily even high elo ribbon manes tend to be narcisistic cunts who secretly enjoy to suicide 1v5 so they can blame on their team

TreeEater
TreeEater

I have a friend that went through in Aatrox main phase he got the Blood God of Bloodingham to 7 and moved onto Kled. Aatrox is his highest mastery champion.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

maybe when im off tilt

cant be adding lolg celebrities with a 52% win ratio

Lunatick
Lunatick

aatrox
rageblade visage build has reached critacal cancer status in korea
its coming
100% surprised redmercy has not made a vid on it desu

Methnerd
Methnerd

y no summoner spell to fuck stealth

eGremlin
eGremlin

forget EVERYTHING the others tell you. you dont even need to hit skillshots as lux, as long as you throw them in the general direction of the enemy repeatedly without dying, you'll come out as the winner.

But the one thing that makes or breaks a lux is the ability to constantly keep a very safe distance from the opponent.

Her specialty is the long-range harass while staying always just out of the enemy's reach, so if you get engaged on, then you didn't keep your fucking distance.

Repeat after me: D I S T A N C E

lesson's over.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Wards, trinkets, git gud

Supergrass
Supergrass

y is there no summoner spell that reveals minimap 4ever after your one time use?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I love Lissandra!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Daily reminder to stay motivated in your life!

RumChicken
RumChicken

me too

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anyone know what the symbol in the bottom left means?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I love (You)

takes2long
takes2long

His ult is actually pretty bad.
The synergy is the slow and CHANGE OF POSTIONING.And positioning for Urgot is everything a Urgot who can't postion himself sucks ass. However Urgot's ult controls, this makes his ewqqqq combo way easier to land since they're where he wants him and they can't fight back immediately. And if they get hit by a combo it's to late.
His scaleing is bad.
Urgot still does plenty of damage. And he shreds armor like butter making damage alone irrelevant.
He falls off lategame!
This is somewhat true, but he doesn't fall of that bad unless you built him like shit.

eGremlin
eGremlin

that it's a legendary skin maybe?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I've had like 10 games on shyv since I hit mastery 6, 2 S and like 4 or 5 S-.
End my suffering.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

He still does, they just aren't swapped.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It says it only costs 975 in the shop though, arent legendaries more expensive? I dont mean the brolaf one if youre confused because of that

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Blue gem, 1350
red gem 1850
orange 3150
little emblem limited skin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

so champions with stealth mechanics aren't rendered entirely useless from before the game even starts

5mileys
5mileys

Oh its limited, dont own morgana so i never checked her skins.

Of course they give me something i dont want to disenchant for brolaf

Supergrass
Supergrass

why tho

she's
- old as shit
- cold
- frigid
- infertile
- impossible to shag
- an abomination due to twisted ice magic
- a murderer
- a betrayer
- a liar
- a general asshole
- completely insane

Also she doesn't lactate anything because she's dead inside.

Even the most low-tier human waifu is better than lissandra. Your taste in women is literal shit.

w8t4u
w8t4u

enemy duo bot
plays some meme shit, neither has flash
'support' doesn't build sight stone
neither of them use their trinkets
they wonder why I camp them
Gee, I fucking wonder. What goes through these guys' heads? They may as well be walking piles of gold at that point. You can bet your ass I'll be living in that lane.

RumChicken
RumChicken

She's
- fun to play

And that's why I like her

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is Poppy okay?

Methshot
Methshot

garen has no gapcloser
his q makes up for it, then spin and r
congrats boss, you did it

maw core
nope, after warrior you go either sterak's or deadman
going maw means you become too squishy, at that point you might aswell go yomuu since you're going for the glasscannon build (which has been dropped also by metroid as far as i can remember)

1v1 and skirmish is the same
??
put a random shield on a squishy and you cant one shot him anymore
even 1v1 you still need trinity and r>aa>e>aa to one shot a squishy
you have to reset with e and land a further auto after the e, which is impossible if the enemy has an escape and you've wasted your q

melee range illaoi pull ult is one shot
she needs at least two tentacles and you need to stand immobile in front of her
just fucking walk away, there's a reason if diamond irelias can outduel an illaoi while silver irelias always end up feeding her

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why the fuck should socially retarded kids get a bunch of money?

likme
likme

Poppy needs a hammering.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Daily reminder to not play while you're tilted, because you make stupid decisions like picking Kled into Teemo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's a good idea, I'll miss his old self. Which Urgot barely holds onto by a thread.
"Fear? No I am the mind killer."
"There's no coming back; from your DEMISE."
"Existence, IS TORMENT."
He has a heart attack and has to be jump started if he sits still to long.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Jinx is good

farquit
farquit

The point is getting into melee range of illoai is game over for every single hero in the game
yeah if you stand still like a retard
you can easily avoid her Q and W followup and attack at the same time, if she's using Q, you can get in 1/2 basic attacks
any competent melee will win against illaoi 1v1 assuming even gold

Methnerd
Methnerd

korean teams

25/15 korean players

chink teams

9/15 chink

eu teams

17/15 eu players

NA teams

8/15 NA players

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hey guys finally decided to try this game. Any tips for not being terrible?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post Yordles

Inmate
Inmate

play it a whole lot

eGremlin
eGremlin

Mute everyone

whereismyname
whereismyname

what do those numbers mean

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

25/15 korean players

koreans decided to close the gap between korea and the rest of the world themselves

Techpill
Techpill

question everything
is going in that area without vision safe for me?
is this item really optimal in the current situation?
is taking that objective too risky?
if i jump on that low health enemy, does he has any way to escape that would make what i just did useless?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I think is old Poppy but the outfit is still hot

Snarelure
Snarelure

from the 3 teams qualified from na, eu, china,and korea these are the nationality of the players playing across those teams.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Anyone at all?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I am getting tired of chinese players on oce. They are the worst.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Stop playing its shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

Will I do it lads

cum2soon
cum2soon

First thing's first, you have to understand that telling your teammates what they're doing wrong is not going to help.

Now I know that your 0/5 Riven that's playing like she's 17/2 needs to stop being retarded. You know that your 0/5 Riven that's playing like she's 17/2 needs to stop being retarded. But that Riven refuses to believe that and she's more likely to run it down mid because of what you say than actually change her playstyle for the better.

If what you need to commute can be said with pings, use a ping. If it can't be said in pings, it won't do you any goddamn good saying it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yeah sure

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'd rather get chinese than aussies desu senpai

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

lulu star guardian splash has 4 fingers, the in game model its still 5 fingers, this triggers me so much Lulu vicual update when?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Only cause you asked user.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Koreans are so dedicated they sewed ten pairs of people to play together as one

whoa........

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Tits
Why would you do this?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'll get lux ultimate instead

Soft_member
Soft_member

Thanks anons. I appreciate it!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because I'm a tits man

Booteefool
Booteefool

where else should melee guys go?
jungle
that's one role out of 5, do you want 3.5(support) ranged champions per game?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Can someone gift me the Janna? (´・ω・`)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not that user, but it doesn't really match what she is supposed to be: where, in her lore, she is a fallen hero that carries a guilt as heavy as her sword, in game, she's a fairly cheerful, upbeat grill that shows no indication of the horror she experienced. It's just inconsistent.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The only one I'm getting right off the bat is Poppy. I'm going to wait for Janna and Lulu to go on sale, and wait for the next Legendary Snowball-like event to get Jinx

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yi's good for carrying from bronze since nobody in that elo knows how to deal with him.

takes2long
takes2long

I can gift you this
*unzips dick*

askme
askme

Is Noxus Poppy worth it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lol
diamond irelia beats diamond illoai
Ok ya we are done here. Almost had me fooled for a minute thinking you had some kind of grasp on the game but you are clearly just a moron. Diamond plus she is irelias second worst match. Illaoi is generally considered one of the only champions that actually beats irelia in lane reliably. Ask eyem, check the stats, play the match. Btw I am a diamond irelia. The match is hopeless. The only things that reliably beat illaoi in her current state are yasuo scripters and kayle mains. Other than that you either hope she is shit or wait until 30+ when she falls off

just walk out
I think you mean flash immediately or enjoy the fountain trip

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

holy fuck kat makes people SO ANGRY MY DUDE

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

post the feet too

King_Martha
King_Martha

PPD retired after TI this year.
He will be missed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No, this is a blue board and I don't feel like getting banned

Flameblow
Flameblow

So basically ivern is going to be fucking useless because he has no follow up damage in ganks after his initiation?

WebTool
WebTool

Activate Windows

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Oh and this is something beginners forget a lot and should be obvious, but apparently it isn't.

If you see someone in the jungle and some of his teammates are missing on the minimap.

Don't run after him.

viagrandad
viagrandad

activate windows fuckboi

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Accurate

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not him, but how the fuck do you get rid of it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

You activate Windows and it goes away

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

His shield does good damage but his ranged attacks are meh early. Looks like he might scale well though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

TFW WINDOWS IS NOT ACTIVATED

Nojokur
Nojokur

kmspico

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is there anything you can play top to win these games where you botlane goes full baka ?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

people immigrate to the US because of promise of great opportunity in the land of the free
people don't immigrate to korea because they're racist xenophobes

not a tough concept user

Methshot
Methshot

no fuck off and stop bumping your ad

Snarelure
Snarelure

Doesn't help that a certain champion has an answer for everything Ivern does and Ivern doesn't have a single answer for anything of his,

Evilember
Evilember

CHI

WebTool
WebTool

Most of the koreans are playing in china tho

viagrandad
viagrandad

someone flames me and I report them
they don't get banned
I flame someone and I get reported
I get banned

How is this fair?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I just realized this pic was missing in my Trist folder. How wierd.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Akali and irelia.

SniperGod
SniperGod

China and Korea are the same shit
Only Nippon is great in east Asia

Lunatick
Lunatick

Were you in a premade?

Four reports mean more than one, user. Suck it up and stop being so toxic just play a better game

happy_sad
happy_sad

The only things that reliably beat illaoi in her current state are yasuo scripters and kayle mains. Other than that you either hope she is shit or wait until 30+ when she falls off
not that guy but i'm calling your bluff here, prove you are diamond. illaoi is not that good, especially not in high elo lmao

hairygrape
hairygrape

None of them. I'm fine with the skins I have now, and I'd only consider buying a skin if it's a robotic skin.

Techpill
Techpill

Jhin/Thresh fed the shit out of Vayne/Soraka

How?

Methshot
Methshot

their queue friends also reported you
how it works

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Male support characters are shit
That's how

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Make me

5mileys
5mileys

WOW NOW MY FUCKING SINGED'S GONNA BE DISABLED FUCK ME

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

don't pirate it lmao

input your system key if you didn't (it's either on the side/bottom of your pc or somewhere easy to get to inside)

download a keygen if you're a filthy pirate

DeathDog
DeathDog

He is a support and tanky champ, not a damage dealer

Still a weird as fuck support though, how the fuck does his Q work? Does it always pull you to melee range or what? From what i see it is more likely to fuck your AD in the ass

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Not going Taric and splitroasting them until they learn to take it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

decide to play some adc
sion support, dont really mind
wait why is he in their jungle
why did he give yi a kill
"my role is counter jungler"
never ever comes to lane

why do people do this

Booteefool
Booteefool

Maijin is that you.

farquit
farquit

POST THE FOLLOWING:
your rank
your main
what boards you frequent apart from Veeky Forums

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm support on BR_ server, we can duo if you make an account here

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yorick now has a maximum of 6 ghouls up from 4
Ghouls do bonus damage to marked targets
wall can't be dashed through
There I fixed him.

Illusionz
Illusionz

shaco ganks bot
shen under his tower ults bot
i dive in and kill him
vayne gets a triple kill anyway

Silver magic I guess

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Diamond 4
Zed
/a/, /tv/, /int/

King_Martha
King_Martha

B4
Diana
tv, mu and fa

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Bronze 5
Teemo
/a/

Emberburn
Emberburn

juj

Emberfire
Emberfire

Taric
male

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sorry user, at that point I might as well just make an NA account

eGremlin
eGremlin

gold 2

nasus

pol tv

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What did rito do to singed

whereismyname
whereismyname

Asking for a friend

Is tahm kench jungle legit?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

S3
Trying to learn ADC so I guess Ashe
/o/, jojo threads on /a/

5mileys
5mileys

how does that change the fact that koreans are racist xenophobes so nobody immigrates there? yeah the koreans emigrate too because the country sucks, but there's no reason for them to try and recruit foreign blood

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So how about i put a mini all direction Azir R on a basic ability with low as shit cool down

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Almost plat 5
Sona
/tv/ /vp/ /fit/

DeathDog
DeathDog

do you like being counterjungled by any real jungler you're matched up against

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I didn't know Azir R could be attacked and destroyed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

plat 2
ezreal
/a/, /int/ but no really lately

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ganks are meh, Clears are meh, but you are tahm kench so you shit damage and are a very annoying piece of shit

askme
askme

Depends. SoloQ, never. In premades? On all skill levles if you play with people regularly they realize how stupid "camping" a lane is.

likme
likme

Silver 4
Kayle top and Sona support
/tg/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

reminder if you're taking any advice from this topic these are the people currently in the general

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Gold 1 (promos to plat)(looking for support main on oce)
Twitch
/tv/, /fit/, /wsg/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

plat
Lux
/Gif/ /wsg/ /s4s/ /tv/ /co/ /mu/ /int/ /lit/

Supergrass
Supergrass

get gift from riot
it's Noxus Poppy
ayy nice

How's Poppy in the jungle lads?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Riot is just about to release a champion that generates brush.
People still think they're playing a perfectly balanced game and it's their skill that takes them to high ranks.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Diamond V
Yorick
/tv/, /wg/, /d/ and /aco/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

fiddle cant have a 3s fear
rammus can't have a 3s taunt
morg can have a 3s root that does a shitload of damage and has a huge hitbox

what the fuck is riot's excuse for this?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Plat 4
Renekton
/pol/

Playboyize
Playboyize

3 people out of 134
Poor sample size desu

WebTool
WebTool

God I hope this isn't memeing. I'd spend week laughing if Aatrox became a must ban.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

THIS IS THE ACTUAL
CURRENTLY USED
APPROVED
WESTERN EXCUSE
DESPERATELY FUMBLED TOGETHER
TO DEFEND THEIR REIGON
FROM ONCE AGAIN
GETTING
ABSOLUTELY
UTTERLY
UNDENIABLY
ASTRONOMICALLY

B >T >F >O
T
F
O

EL
OH
FUCKIN
EL

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

silver 5
taric
/ic/

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

THERE'S A BUG
WHERE HE CAN SOLO BARON CAUSE INSANE DAMAGE IN 10 SECONDS IT'S NOT SITUATIONNAL

Supergrass
Supergrass

Unranked
Shen
/v/ and /a/

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

gold 2
right now, Miss Fortune, Shyvana overall
/v/, /tv/ the porn boards and ib that is user when fapping

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

its a skillshot dodge it

Methshot
Methshot

Gold 2
Bard
/a/ /jp/ /u/

TreeEater
TreeEater

you can attack and use spell while rooted

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this is next level shitposting

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you can suck my dick while rooted

iluvmen
iluvmen

but not any of the good ones :^)

Techpill
Techpill

watch the Ivern gameplay from Rioters
guy does gromp and blue with the passive
invades their red as level 1 and kills it immediately with smite after putting his passive on it
What the fuck, lolbabs?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's slow as fuck. Also without it Morg would be pretty much useless.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Silver 1
Nasus
/m/

Jehuty skin when.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Of course its me

I fucking hate illaoi and illaoi players
Actually its the opposite, her win rate is highest at diamond+. Are you done yet?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ivern can't counterjungle!
-/lolg/

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

how does ivern's passive work in relation to baron and dragon/elder?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Ward red.
Take blue and go straight to red.
Do chickens while waiting.
When he shows up kill him since he has no escapes.
If you start at red by default you don't worry about it because Ivern has to start blue.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Then the man of No Escapes and No Damage runs into Man of Running Very Fast With Many Swords.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

If you think that 3s point and click cc on a normal ability is okay I'm glad that you don't balance the game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

naught

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Gold 5
Karthus
/a/ /u/ /tg/

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Who would win in a wrestling match between Jinx and Sona?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oops was for

likme
likme

It puts people who click the enemy into AA range. So unless you have brain damage, it's almost always a beneficial skill to use.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They're unaffected. He has to kill them himself. He can grove the scuttlecrabs though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Doesn't work

Baron isn't of this world and Dragons don't like him

Soft_member
Soft_member

Sona has weak legs from not walking and is very top heavy, Jinx just needs to pivot at the hips and the cow goes to the ground.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You realize calling another people racist is actually racist itself right?

massdebater
massdebater

Decent

Skullbone
Skullbone

Plat III
Zac
/tg/, /v/, /a/, /co/, /aco/and sometimes /vp/, but that board is more cancer by the day

Also looking for a replacement for Zac now that's he's on the spotlight again and is pretty much permapicked and most likely will get nerfed.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Jinx is like, what, 90 pounds soaking wet?

Sona is almost double her weight. I think sona could win on accident unless Jinx cheats

massdebater
massdebater

Wut?

Inmate
Inmate

OK clear (better than most tanks), mediocre ganks, great counter-ganks, however build is super monotonous, you can't afford to take any items if they don't give you HP.
Also has stupid amounts of trouble clearing Golems and Wolves compared to everything else.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Anyone else think that Ivern's AA animation is hilarious?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Any OCE cucks online and want to play normals or something? post IGN

Diamond jungler here

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

use keygenerator(and risk getting Trojan'd)
use product key from your old windows 7 key (windows 7 cost about 30$ nowadays or less)
revert back to W7 until you decide to stop being a pirate fag

not hard user.
Hopefully you bought an official windows CD when you first created ur gayman PC so it should be as simple as locating the original box.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ivern's ult just summons Blue every time
no ability to influence what you summon for different potential effects instead
All it does is place a weird significance on only one of the monsters.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah, Galio Sengen.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Playable. Not as strong as top though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

say nothing all game except for "gg"
get a Friendly

TreeEater
TreeEater

morg root is point and click
Thank you for making me laugh user.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Daisy isn't blue buff?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What do you meam 'wut'?
He called Koreans racist. That's actually hilarious because the comment itself is racist.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

LOVE WHEN?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Gold 1
Nami
/tg/,/v/,/gif/,/o/

Soft_member
Soft_member

literally just going to sleep
Sorry m8 next time

those gentle slaps
FULL AD build incoming

girlDog
girlDog

all abilities and items should reset on death

Inmate
Inmate

Challenger.
Vel'Koz.
/g/, /r9k/, /pol/, /sci/, /wg/.

hairygrape
hairygrape

say nothing all game except for "gg"
that's friendly as fuck nowadays

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Silver IV
Sion, Illaoi, Renekton, Ekko, Kassadin
/a/, /u/, /tg/, /int/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

She's on the chopping block for a rework.

I'm scared.

askme
askme

unranked
kinda of aatrox
/o/ /vp/
If your gonna bully make it constructive

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Velkoz
SWJ black chick
I can only craft one and only one.

Which is it?

Techpill
Techpill

But this is when I need people to play with because everyone is asleep

RumChicken
RumChicken

Masters
Jinx
Only frequenting Veeky Forums :P

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

SWJ black chick
who?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

that's is the "emote spammed with me and fought by me" honour
teamworking being the "victory" honour
helpful is the "you tried :)" honour you give to jerks or bad players

viagrandad
viagrandad

I got 3 friendlies and 1 teamwork for one game the other day I hard carried. Not sure why I got friendlies but hey I'll take it.

massdebater
massdebater

KNOWLEDGE THROUGH DISINTEGRATION

Emberburn
Emberburn

how would you fix riven lolG?

give her a mediumscope update complete with model update
make her unable to cancel auto's but give it a special interaction with her Q to kill the quick combo
Bring back Edge rework and tune around it

and who would you put in charge of her revamp/rework?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Talisomethingsomething

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

She was a while back. But I think they reconsidered.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Riven is fine right now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You should try joining some clubs user
I can add you to the lolg club if you want
add justsomelad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'd make her fertile

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Ivern isn't really that exciting of game changing fresh mechanics that influence a game like the latest release of champions Kled, Taliyah, Sol and Jhin.

RumChicken
RumChicken

oh
all these buzzwords feel like they've lost all meaning
just go tentacle monster

StonedTime
StonedTime

vlad allowed to have 4k hp with no real defensive items
zac still not gutted
jhins range not halved at early levels
triforce still in the game

FastChef
FastChef

I think they're just doing others first.

The main reason she's on the list is because she doesn't play her theme that well in-game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

enemy top leaves lane
his cheese roams actually work over and over
you leave lane
enemy has wards everywhere and goes under tower

i hate this

RavySnake
RavySnake

last games in January and December

whut

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why would I want to fix her ?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

He's a hard support style champ out of the jungle. It's interesting enough. More interesting than Aurelion Sol at least IMO.

cum2soon
cum2soon

pls be on eune

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Which waifu has the longest/healthiest/most well kept hair?

I have a hair fetish

Firespawn
Firespawn

why would anyone hate on this item

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sorry pal OCE, was in the original post.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How do I play/build Janna?

Soft_member
Soft_member

jinx has longest I think

TreeEater
TreeEater

I wonder how much money imaqtpie makes from youtube

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bad goy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Unironically Jinx.

No I'm not kidding.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Vladimir

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I wonder if its more than he makes from streaming and the donations he gets.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Edge rework
Edge
lel

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Same tfw no gf

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sona

Jinx probably doesn't even bathe everyday and is nasty

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Longest is definitely Jinx, but I'm gonna say Janna for well kept.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Losing to illaoi as Irelia
Lmao
Do you have like sub 50 games on irelia?
When illaoi was released irelia was the first counter to her, and still is a counter to her.
You can outduel and outmanoeuvre her so fucking easily.
The illaoi buffs since just mean you need to get hit by less shit, irelia still wins at pretty much any point in lane.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Granberia > Shyvana any day

MGQ themed skins when

Playboyize
Playboyize

Lissandra, they even have a unique animation for her

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck you, Crissy Vee is my VAfu.
Too bad Riven fucking sucks.

WebTool
WebTool

[Insert JUST WAIT FOR KOREA pasta]
He shows a lot of promise user
You could make a wall botlane blocking the river entrance to scare the heck out of the enemy lane
Double red and blue buff is some good stuff and everyone getting a Leesin Q on Ivern Q'd targets WILL be some silly stuff
I can see extra cheesy stuff like taking smite support and stating the lane level 2 with the enemy red

I generally just play bot games to wake up and then do other things, never really cared for ranked desu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

spellthiefs, sightstone, cdr boots, frost queen's, locket/frozen heart depending

literally the same as any ranged non-damage support

q them when they engage, w them when you engage, shield the carry, ult when your team is low

she's pretty intuitive, user

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Are you implying Taliyah and fucking KLED are more unique than Ivern? Because they are not. I mean sure, Taliyah is unique because she can't do anything right. Passive is a meme, Q is worse the more you use it in a lane, W had a unique way of casting that was also garbage and made her weaker, and E is "nice" if the enemy is stupid enough to try and dash trough it. But the skills themselves don't do anything unusual barring the ult.

Kled doesn't even have anything other than his passive, His individual skills are generic as fuck.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The average is silver V anything higher is above average

girlDog
girlDog

youtu.be/8Kmwxrf3iDU
And this is pretty cool.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

giving microsoft money

Emberburn
Emberburn

you can tell by these posts these people have not been here longer than season 4

WebTool
WebTool

Being able to plant bushes in the middle of a lane alone is already proving to be more interesting than anything those four can do.

RumChicken
RumChicken

cut open the top part of your head
remove brain
put top part of head back in place

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm in gold 5 if you're still here.

Ign khilla

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

bot games

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

For the best combination of these it's definitely sona without question

Spamalot
Spamalot

Vayne probably.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I just wanted to know if there's any tip&tricks I didn't know about

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

So after Ivern it's WW rework, right?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Can you actually be past silver and enjoy normals when this shit happens every game?
I'm just trying to get good at this champion because I fucking suck at jungle and I suck at her come on.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you're fucking garbage dude
Illaoi literally roots herself and SHOWS THE AOE more than half a second before it lands

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw some guy responds to a post from ages ago looking for OCE players to play with
tfw doesn't respond to my post

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Does there seem to be a problem user?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

that seems pretty fun
too bad no one plays singed

Playboyize
Playboyize

Most people from before S4 had the good sense to get the fuck out.

SniperWish
SniperWish

just practice her, user, you'll figure it out, you're a smart guy

MPmaster
MPmaster

Just wondering what you mean by waking up by playing bots

Do you live in the neet life?

likme
likme

some retard says nothing all game except for that "gg" at the end even though it was a bad game with my team mates feeding like the degenerates they are
Reported his shit and it felt gud

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

my mom will give me money to buy 2030, should I buy myself my first legendary with star guardian jinx or buy poppy and save the rest for some promo
I never had a legendary and i'm playing this shit for 5 years now

Inmate
Inmate

Any new leaks? I slept for a long while.

I do that annon :/

idontknow
idontknow

assassins first

hairygrape
hairygrape

jinx

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

70% of health in a pull in lane
How salty are you that you can't dodge skillshots you have to make up numbers?
It is literally impossible to reach those numbers on E during laning phase.

askme
askme

Ivern takes 176 damage and takes 40 fucking seconds to clear a camp lvl 1

LMAO

I mean I guess it's alright when you super optimize your lvl 1 clear but at lvl 6 you will take fucking 30 seconds to clear a camp while other champs can destroy it in literal second at this point.

It basically means that you can't farm your jungle at all unless you either take all the camps on one side or mark the camp and then go for a gank, clearing it when you come out from the gank wasting valuable respawn timers.

Looks like he would be better played as a support to a Rengar for ultra cheese bot or alternative to a very agressive laner like say Draven or Urgot or possibly Caitlyn.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Im in silver and almost exclusively play norms. My games a generally 4 plats on my team vs 2 diamonds and 3 plats. Occasionally i get a masters player in my games.
Shit is rough

eGremlin
eGremlin

the jinx skin is literally her worst skin. better get mafia jinx.

if you really want a legendary skin get Forecast Janna or SG Rumble

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yeah, trying to find employment and such

likme
likme

nice theory craft retard
you just need to tag your red smite it and have the regen to heal you
but you're a silver surfer theorycrafting redditor

RumChicken
RumChicken

He has the fastest clear you fucking retard

You don't need to stand at the camp waiting for the grove to finish.

He can put it on multiple camps hit lvl 3 in under a minute

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Play Ivern
Mark every camp with a grove as you walk by it, smite buffs to take them instantly.
Gank while the groves grow, then go back and clear your jungle instantly.
Don't even need a jungle item, you can fucking start boots.

likme
likme

Silver 2
Darius
/a/

I like it when the enemy team tries to fight me and doesn't realize my ult does 1200 true damage and my Q heals for 40+% of my hp.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Jungle item gives you exp.
Probably still need armour runes too, autos and creep damage is huge for level 3-4 ganks.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah this happens to me too.

Which is why I stopped playing normies, shit is super unfun when there's such a big skill gap, long queues and afks every other game.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mark all 6 camps
walk back up and collect them
total time: 50 seconds
gee user do you even think

King_Martha
King_Martha

Guys, what item do I build first with Irelia? The last year I bought Rageblade first but now I don't know if it is still good.

Spamalot
Spamalot

7 game lose streak
Shyvana jungle
Doing well, enemy janna is feeding
Make it to late game
Enemy Janna builds shitloads of movespeed
Just runs in front of our team
Most obvious bait I've ever seen
Our Lux has the mental age of a 7 year old and takes the bait every single time
Despite everyone pinging her
Despite us saying "STOP ITS A BAIT"
She falls for it a total of 4 (FOUR) times
The first time they take an inhib
The second time they take baron
3rd time we manage to defend
4th time, we lose a literally unlosable game
8 game loss streak

This is her match history
I'm currently uninstalling

RumChicken
RumChicken

boots will still be better for your initial gank and your clearspeed desu, you will do a lot more walking than farming early on.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Silver IV
Akali
/sci/, /g/, /v/, /gif/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sent :)

farquit
farquit

You still need jungle items for exp, but smiteless ivern jungle is possible but easily countered.

Mobis are probably going to be the boots of choice given how much moving around you do for farming.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/g/
it's always nice to meet fellow indians on Veeky Forums :^)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Get home
feel like playing zed all of a sudden
remember havent seen him in game in months, always banned
Meh whatever its a normal
Actually get him and mid as last pick

L-lolbabs? What the hell?

I havent played him in so long, how do you build him nowadays?

Soft_member
Soft_member

gold 3
rengar
/ic/

girlDog
girlDog

whats the best place to buy a level 30 account?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm saying you don't need to start a jungle item, of course you need smite senpai.
Boot start makes it easier to gank early on and makes counter jungling safer.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the jinx skin is literally her worst skin
Contrarian much?

Firespawn
Firespawn

What the hell?

he's shit now

whereismyname
whereismyname

AD usually.

Lunatick
Lunatick

All regular jungles can clean all camps faster than it takes for this guy to mark them all then then walk trough them all.

Ye at lvl 1, what about lvl 6.
If lvl 1 cheese gank with lvl 3 was all it took for jungle to be good Shaco would be pick and ban.

Not even about the damage, it's about the speed. And what do you do at lvl 5 when your buff is gone. As a jungle you might have about 900 health tops at that point each camp hurts you for 200 while regular jungles don't even take damage at this point anymore.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Should i play riven if im really good at auto cancling? (learned from play ad)

viagrandad
viagrandad

I am not on there all day like some of those indians. But I occasionally look at what topics they talk about, then I leave the board since they are as depressing as /r9k/.

iluvmen
iluvmen

it's my own opinion and i'm sure a lot of people agree with me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Boots start will leave you with a huge exp deficit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

best way to power level a new account?

I'm grindin 3v3bot int games. I keep getting people that'll dc when the game loads so I gotta fight these faggot bots 1v3 and fuck me it's annoying

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you're so fucking bad holy shit

cum2soon
cum2soon

Youmus is usually first item, then its all based on their team comp from there. Build lots of ad

askme
askme

There is a lot more to Riven than just autoattack animation cancelling. You have to cancel her spell animations as well as item animations.

Methnerd
Methnerd

If you can't do what I described on my post with any meta jungle after first base then you are the bad one.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

join a "powerlevel" chat room

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

shes a top laner so you need to practice top first to get the hang of trading teamfighting as bruisers etc

dont expect to climb super high with just le ebin combos

StonedTime
StonedTime

dont expect to climb super high with just le ebin combos
it happens

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You have red for the first gank, don't need boots.
You will need the jungle item exp though.
Just take MS quints and the out of combat MS mastery.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I dont count those plat V riven mains to be super high

Firespawn
Firespawn

Oh yeah dude, he is definitely a support for rengar

now here is a place where you may feel more comfortable discussing your thoughts
reddit.com/r/LeagueofLegendsMeta/

idontknow
idontknow

aatrox
Do you let the bodies hit the floor?

Methnerd
Methnerd

We actually won though nvm

Emberburn
Emberburn

Too bad at least 100x more agree with me. I've tested this opinion on exactly 0 people, yet my argument stands.

SniperGod
SniperGod

revert Kog
keep the mana cost on W
keep the gutted ult
he's basically the worst parts of old kog and rework kog

what the fuck is riot doing

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

In the next episode of Star Guardians of the Rift I'm guessing Jinx is gonna betray every one and join the Dark Stars. I mean she was never all that righteous to begin with and Thresh might enable her destructive nature. Thoughts on the next episode?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

sometimes
[/spoiler]FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR[/spoiler]

Emberburn
Emberburn

the jinx skin is literally her worst skin
kys my man
t. major jinx fag

RumChicken
RumChicken

there will be no next episode

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

actually following LoL lore
LoL
lore
There are others (anything else) way better to read/know about

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

lux
lichbane
mfw
I bet its her first item too

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

$20 for a skin

How the fuck do you people justify this

FastChef
FastChef

her worst is still the chink one
still a nice skin but the quality for jinx skin is pretty high since theyre all 1350s

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Are you ready for Ivern groving your entire jungle and stealing shit with uncontestable smites and hiding around in his homegrown bushes?

Illusionz
Illusionz

why do i need to

Snarelure
Snarelure

Just popped a 30mg xr addy gonna geek out and spam ranked when I get home

What champ should I go faker mode on?

I play Top

Also we 420chan now nigga

WebTool
WebTool

I'm currently uninstalling
Haha, you're not and if you are you'll install it back in no more than a month. Enjoy your regrets of not playing this awesome (almost as good as Dota) Moba.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

her star guardian skin is the worst on because of her price.

if star guardian was 1350 then the chink skin would be the worst , but that's not the case

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's my favorite skin for my favorite character

Illusionz
Illusionz

I once unironically built lichbane on Annie.

I know it sounds stupid but my team had immense problems taking objectives so I needed it for the easy cheesy turret damage.

Which ended up winning the game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

mafia is the worst jinx skin

Skullbone
Skullbone

youtube.com/watch?v=P_GoD2JMmlU

Emberburn
Emberburn

I would give you my opinion but the site doesn't load for me :\

Firespawn
Firespawn

They'll reunite in the end by the power of friendship or something i dunno

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Get to Gold III
Get a bunch of Level 30s (two of them) and Silvers on my team.
Demoted

Holy fucking shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It used to be lot better than it's now since they made it so you do bonus damage with your AP instead of the old either AD or AP which ever was higher.

hairygrape
hairygrape

'Cause you could buy a full-fledged game with that money

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

git guder

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

there are still people that think rank means anything
especially in SEASON FUCKING 6

SniperWish
SniperWish

official jinx skin ranking

Mafia > zombie > chink skin > star guardian (because of the price)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is renekton still threatening enough to dive backlines late game or is he better off being a peelbot?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

All skins are overpriced because of the way this game makes money.
It is a very high quality skin so it's worth more than the others.
And price doesn't make something bad.

Illusionz
Illusionz

No strong lanepartner to fix your daddy issues
Why even play?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

win 2
lose 2
win 2
lose 2
Halp
At least I'm climbing but holy fuck thats slow

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Oh, forgot to mention, the enemy teams get Platinums.

MPmaster
MPmaster

this is objectively wrong

happy_sad
happy_sad

Matchmaking unga, me bunga

Evilember
Evilember

Implying I can't also get other games
Implying I care about other games

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

because i am a faggot

FastChef
FastChef

Ok first off, what makes you think the camps are going to take 30 seconds on lvl 6, I am curious. we know that it's 40 on 1 and 6 at 18, so your match is right fucked there at the very least.
Next, you underestimate the fact that he just needs to let the groves simmer while he does his thing. His CC is farly good, and while he's out Qing your squishies, you are going ot be farming. Faster clear times yes, but you do actually sepnd more time clearing than woodbro.
Not ot mention that he is always going to have his buffs AND be able to give Red and Blue around like candy.

The real issue about Ivern aren't his clears, it's his ult. ATM it doesn't seem like there is any way to make it stronger, which is going to be fucking him over past 20 min (as his ult is currently looking like badTibbers).

Also, RIOTers claim his W ranged attacks aply Rylais, so there's that too.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

worst parts
The only bad thing about his new kit is the ult. They might as well have reverted the ult and kept him as old Kog while prioritizing a new and balanced rework (see: Ryze).

His W isn't as good as it used to be, but it's better than his old W because the cooldown starts immediately rather than after the buff, and when his W is maxed, he will always have it up. Furthermore, his Q does 20% armor and magic resistance reduction, which is very good (if he gets it to land).

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

not everyone is a saudi oil gigant

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

YO SENPAI HIT ME UP WITH THAT DARIUS GAMEPLAY
FERVOUR START W IGNITE CHEESE KIDS

King_Martha
King_Martha

tbqh yeah, it tends to be cliche like that. Probably while Lux and Jinx fight, Lux convinces Jinx to go back to the side of good or maybe Thresh somehow manipulated/brain washed Jinx idk.

Spamalot
Spamalot

being a poorfag
Actual official ranking.
Star Guardian > the rest
The others are up to personal opinion but Star Guardian is actually the objective best.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Can't continuously laugh like a maniac with Star Guardian Jinx because Kuro literally stops her

What a shit skin

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

implying getting Level 30s on your team against plats isn't patently unfair in ranked

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Baww mommy won't give me money for that skin

Even a shit NEET like myself can do enough freelance shitty jobs to not give a single fuck about 20 bucks.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Still not the 6.19 patch notes in op
Someone fix it next thread

Supergrass
Supergrass

I did always hate that you couldn't spam laugh in laning phase because you had to stand still to get the sound effect

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Jinx is purely chaotic not evil.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

having a (shitty) job
calls himself a NEET
XD

Skullbone
Skullbone

her black magic cat might have something to do with it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That depends on who you lane against and how shit their CC is.
And if there's a Ryze/Cass.
Like a maniac
You mean like a retarded memester?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Any taunt that can't be spammed is worthless

Nojokur
Nojokur

Maki-chan calling anyone a fag

cum2soon
cum2soon

Same

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

No I mean like a maniac, can't you read?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I really wish I could share my league porn folder with lolg and have lolg share their league porn with me. I know a lot of you guys must have good stuff I would like and I know I definitely have some goodies for you as well. We should link to our official /aco/ thread in the OP.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Dude this is literally Old W, as in pre rework. 'cept they kept the mana cost like fucking cunts because they are probably assblasted their ebin Kog rework was retarded and unbalanceable. Oh and added a second to the CD just because lol.
And no, looking at the numbers, he won't always have it up, and wouldn't always have it up even if it was 16 sec CD (like it was), Not to mention that Kog doesn't build CDR in general.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Get promoted.
Jungler kills a camp then AFKs in base the rest of the game.
Yay.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

For me it's always been
Classic>Star>Fire>Zombie>Mafia

Classic is top tier no matter what
Star is good overall
Fire is decent overall
Zombie has a good Jinx model
Mafia has good weapon models + lines

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's his old W except it costs mana
It was strictly better before?

FastChef
FastChef

Wiki has most of the numbers already.
The basic problem is that if you are going to walk to a camp and channel for 2.5 seconds most junglers would literally be done with it at that time. So you are saving nothing after the first clear. In the absolute best case scenario he will be just tiny bit slower than other jungler (smite or walking a super efficient route to a next thing you want to do) in worst case scenario you will be massively slower and take way more damage than any viable jungle would.

He also will be taking very significant damage all the time unless he goes very tanky in which case the damage will start to be insignificant only at like lvl 11+
A standard lvl 5 clear would be buff and 2 camps, normal champs do it without damage at this stage of the game, you will be taking 600 out of your 900 hp just to trigger them, and then have to find a way to spend bunch of time or walk back to where you started, both of which are slower than what a real jungle could have done in that time.

His ult has AP scalings on everything.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

playerauctions i would guess

Methshot
Methshot

Damn I knew Kuro was a Dark Star agent the whole time

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's like Vel.
Retarded buffs
Retarded nerfs
Revert everything with a few nerfs and buffs nobody wanted/needed
Simply ebin

JunkTop
JunkTop

star>slayer>firecracker>classic>>>>mafia

Emberburn
Emberburn

slayer > star > mafia > firecracker >>>>> classic

SniperGod
SniperGod

have the same winrate on my smurf with rek'sai that I have on my actual account (1% difference) with 47 on my smurf and 83 on my actual
How is this possible

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah but I feel like she goes for whoever can satisfy/enable her desires the best. Thresh can allow her to destroy things with no strings attached. I'm just speculating though, she is undoubtedly chaotic neutral through

massdebater
massdebater

lichbane on lux is not bad, it's just that it isn't worth bulding every game and it should be your 3rd or 4th item

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

50 games is pretty good sample size

TechHater
TechHater

Update: With the addition of Super Galaxy Annie, Jinx still has the smallest tits of the group

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hit promos
i shitpick
team shitpicks
How does this happen every time.

takes2long
takes2long

I only say gg after games that went terrible for us
so that ritos friendliness system ranks me as a positive player

and puts me with other positive players in future games

also because I am not a terrible toxic splort

idontknow
idontknow

It's a matter of taste, really, as always.
But I agree Star has a good model/particles in the actual game.
Classic is just better for me, chink and mafia are too odd.
Slayer is fine because you toss gas tanks at people and have red hair.

I am hyped because I get to be a stupid weeb beyond meme Lux support that is inefficient and steals too easily.
Now I just need a lane husbando that bullies me for being a stupid weeb and carries me to Diamond. :^)
I guess Janna needed a skin too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Did Jhin get removed in today's patch or something?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I just pirate the skins like I pirate full-fledged games

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is roa worth buying on ap sona mid or is rushing lichbane/rylai the best course of action?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I mean that's just a given though

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Udyr saying ADC was useless because he did more damage than him
check damage

Why are Udyr players so delusional?

TreeEater
TreeEater

jinx is still best adc, most played adc
I guess it's just like life. You can fuck a girl for her tits but 95% of them are dumb as bricks and you'll eventually end up marrying the small titty smart (cute/best) gurl.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what, did this little bitch get a new skin

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This one believes in the "ez does no damage" meme

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Where did Ezreal and Lucian go?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Holy shit. I didn't even realize Riot reverted the CD to 17 seconds at all ranks until now.

Jesus fuck this is horrible now. Instead of telling people to git gud (like they should), Riot decides to pander to them and ruins good champions without any compensation instead.

Fuck this game and company.

hairygrape
hairygrape

When illaoi was released her numbers were shit and she was worthless. If you remember she had the lowest win rate in the game. Now she is the 3rd best performig top. Iv talked to eyem, who is better than you will ever be and also mains the hero along with rumble, and we agree illaoi shits on melee. Period.
"You never had a chance really"
Feel free to check opgg championgg matchupgg or leagueofgraphs, they all say the same thing as well.

Do I even have to ask you to post elo? High level players and every stat site says illaoi wins. What evidence do you have to the contrary? Your own mid gold opinion?
Lol
If the player and the spirit get hit by ult 70% is the minimum it will do. Melee range read the chain etc etc

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pick on adc when you have the windy samurai in team
Udyr pickers suck at the game, probably at all games

MPmaster
MPmaster

Not playing her is the best course of action.
If you insist, you pretty much need lichbane/rylai's/luden's because of your cooldowns.
I was fucking around with GLP and it seems to benefit her better than RoA because of revolver being in the build and giving her a small extra spell.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

requesting art of lulu and kog hugging and crying in a botlane bush because of nerfs

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

one more for a game on EUW

RavySnake
RavySnake

Dude, you are completely deluded if you think "Any jungler is going to clear a camp is 2.5 seconds", and I'm saying this as someone who was willing to give your side of "Ivern's jungle is garbage" a shot.

You are right on the HP and (much more importantly for a ganker) Mana costs, they do seem too steep in this itteration, but that can both be easily patched if they overshoot it, and Red probably aleviates some of the burn fro mthe passive.

Inmate
Inmate

$20 for a shirt

How the fuck do you people justify this

Evilember
Evilember

It's probably a D GATES Udyr player, or worse, someone who actually believes Udyr is good although he gets shat on by mobility/CC/poke metas by design.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Not that user, but if you take into account the time it takes to set up the passive on your jungle, then walk back around to claim it, that's still slower than most junglers. You also don't run the risk of being caught with low health to an invade and are able to gank in between with full health as another champion. I really don't see his passive gimmick working well without a series of buffs. And even then, he'll either be absolute shit or pure fucking cancer because of how unique his design is.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Quit while you're ahead Lulu! Oh wait, that's NEVER!

viagrandad
viagrandad

Pretty much all good junglers can destroy camps at or around 2.5 seconds after the first few clears.
And that's just the channel time for ivern, at no point of the game is it smart for him to just stand around waiting for it to grow so there is a big time save there for regular junglers when he has to come back for the camps + respawn timers. All in all Ivern will just be heavily underfarmed to a good jungler

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE'S THE NEW CHROMAS RIOOOOOOOOOOT

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

'Cause looks will get you places in life

askme
askme

All in all Ivern will just be heavily underfarmed to a good jungler
He's also got no waveclear so split pushing is not an option. Gimmick makes counter jungling an entire side of the map in seconds rough, too. I think I'll stick with Shyv.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That timing just isn't true. even Udyr needs 4 seconds. Like OK maybe Yi or a fed AP mage can just walk in and clear it. But most tanks can't.

Yeah this is true, he's no counter jungler or pusher. Unless his E can be cast on creeps or himself, that could help a little. Maybe the ult is good for pushing if it doesn't attract too much attention as it starts it's CD on cast.

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw want Mecha Zero Sion chromas because I hate the orange desu but love the design.

keep in mind that smite takes jungle camps instantly.
He just needs to save smite for counterjungling really.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Silver shitter reporting in, is renekton a good one trick candidate?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

quinn
no harley quinn skin
RIOT?

MPmaster
MPmaster

New thread
veekyforums.com/thread/155386012/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155386012/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/155386012/video-games

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

melee top
good candidate

no

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That seems more like skin that would be suited to Jinx.

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