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>Webms with sound
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1st for give me a fucking link for suzuka 8 hours stream pls

Second for please let this guy text me back so I can get my hands on delicious baiku

I'm kinda eh on the mirrors but overall I like it

also
>gixxer

you know there are other options out there

Seventh for potatoes - boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Wow way to ruin a beautiful bike

>lowsiding out of third place 15 minutes into an 8 hour race
The absolute madman

whats wrong with the mirrors
>i dont like them ether looking for LED updates

That shop look really shitty

>what do you think?

>rear pegs stick out waaaaaay to far out
>rear seat is huge
>front cowl looks like a birds beak
>2004 - 05 gsx-r 600/750 looked the best

How do make my muffler quieter? It's not that loud with a stock pipe but I got a noise complaint at ny apartment when I rode endless circles testing my brakes after a repair.

I read clamping a radiator hose to the tailpipe will direct the sound down. Would expoxyibg some rubber shit to the can do anything?

Help please.

Fixed up my GSXR a bit what do you think?

I'm kinda eh on the mirrors but overall I like it

also
>gixxer

I like the k7 batter then the k5 but to each their own

Stuff it with wadding

Sorry, had to switch the pictures around. Didn't seam right.

Potato sound pig disgustu. Fukkboi cruiser rider take your half helmet and plz leave.

I want to get rid of my handlebar risers but I can't find the original clamp bolts. what do?

Where can I watch Suzuka 8 Hours?

What does that mean? I have never done anything with my muffler.

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GSXR cheepo master race

>at the dealer checking out bikes
>stumble into Mv agusta section
>see 3 F3's, 3 F3 800's, 1 f4rr
>5 brutales, 2 rivales, and a F4 that a customer returned back lol
>all bikes have been discounted by thousands

wonder why they can move any of their bikes?

no garage life?

no yet m8 still saving

reminder that honduh a shit

>that oil cooler just waiting to ripped off at the most inopportune moment, killing you and the bike.

>not linking the new thread
Fucking op

Did you do it before or after niggers robbed and raped you?

does anyone fuck with you when your out there fixing your rides? I remember the apartment life...

>gf is an alt girl
>is also legit into witchcraft
>asked to see my gremlin bell
>asked why
>said she wanted to do something to it so it'll also protect me from the skid demon
>used skid demon by name
>hand over bell

Mildly scared, lads.

Open carry state

Is r3 good for a first bike?

not as good as R1. Remember the lower the number the more beginner friendly. Definitely don't get the R125

The R3 is aimed more towards restricted license squids than just being the best beginner bike it could be, but it's okay. Small CBRs are easier to ride.

must agree this guy knows whats up

Nope. But Im q 6' 4" a scary looking guy.

but they still raped u lad

well the girls were pretty hot i would define it as "rape"

damn, that exhaust is ugly.

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wow your keyboard has a screen and a d-pad, that's next level.

>You know there are other options out there

Ducatis are beautiful. Bring money for maintenance and parts though.

If you want romance and prestige, buy a Duck. If you want to ride, by Japanese.

One owner of multiple brands made a similar point. Chris Day, head of corporate communication for the talent agency UTA, is a passionate motorcycle enthusiast who currently owns bikes made by BMW, KTM, Suzuki and Honda.

The two European brands are reserved for street riding, usually cruising the Southern California coast and canyons on the weekend. The two Japanese bikes are for the race track or the open desert.

latimes.com/business/autos/la-fi-hy-consumer-reports-motorcycle-ratings-20160127-story.html

"It’s telling that the bikes I ride on the street are a BMW and a KTM, but the bike I ride at the race track is a Suzuki and the bike I ride in the dirt is a Honda," Day said. "The ones where reliability is a real factor are Japanese."

Just a G19 paid like 35$

Im pretty sure i saw niggers raping you and it was also on the news

I gave a girl a ride today, it was neat

lol well played

For awhile, I really wanted to ride with a grill and do cool motorcycle stuff with a grill. But when I did I hated it because then the bike handles like butt.

Talk to us about your grill user

eww that gril looks ugly

I went to a stunt show today, was pretty alright

>riding a KTM on the street

I like how he's obsessed enough with his image that he's more worried about losing a few minutes of amateur track time than being stranded on the highway.

O-ok
>manage a restaurant
>other manager is super tsundre towards me
>bike is finally inspected, so I rode it to work
>"user I never got a ride on your bike last year
>o ok
>after work, start bike
>"user I've never been on a bike before"
>me too thanks
>gets on bike, literally shaking
>carefully drive through parking lot
>exit parking lot and cautiously launch to 65
>she screams the whole way
>stop to turn around
>"user can we ride some more"?
>o ok
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Thought you were BTSP for a second

rude

She's cute.
Cute!

her nose looks weird like tiamats. post pics of face

>Chris Day tells me zipperhead bikes are reliable

Who?

>post pics
nuh bruh

But I'll admit it's not the most flattering webm

how much of a pain in the ass would it be for me to rebuild rear master cylinder on my SV? rear brake hasn't been working, just bottoms out and applies no braking pressure.

I had coworker ask to ride my klr around the parking lot. I said no. He later got fired. He sucked at his job. I hope he buys a busa and rides into exposed rebar and dies

>kek
I had a coworker who I was always trying to convince to buy a bike
Then last week he broke up with his gf and bought a bike withing 48 hours
Can twenty year olds have mid life crises?

No he just realized he had balls and that they didn't belong to anyone but himself.

>Can twenty year olds have mid life crises?
Yeah, I was 23 and my girlfriend of 7 years dumped my ass. I bought a bike within two months, but desu I had always wanted to ride and I just happened the have the money laying around.

>Can twenty year olds have mid life crises?
>mid life crises?

I dont think you know shit

I don't understand

>How's dbt feel about the cb500x?

what baik

1995 FZR 600

Post pics of her self inflicted cuts

>sir
>excuse me sir at pump 2
>I need you to take your helmet off before I can service you

>full service
Cuckold

>service you

Wtf? You don't pump your own gas?

no they shout it over the loudspeaker at me while I'm pumping my gas
it's the stupidest shit ever, I don't even know how they see me

>I need you to take your helmet off before I can service you
>service you

Next time you go wrap your head in bandages so everything but your eyes are covered.

I would of just got on my bike and left.

>would of

problem with /dbt/ is that they attract leftist kiddie reddit transplants that are so used to their echo chambers and drowning out dissenting opinions with down votes that they'll report anything that they don't agree with no matter how minor. you can get banned for calling someone a cunt or a faggot because rule 3 is so vague. hell, for the longest time any firearm related thread used to get deleted on Veeky Forums before it could reach the bump limit or fall of page 10.

i've gotten banned for shit on Veeky Forums that i don't think anyone would bother reporting on other boards, and if they did i'd likely just get a warning. i can only imagine how bad /cgl/ is.

quarter life crisis is a thing

>would of

what the fuck are you on about dude

I know /b/ was always shit but have you been to /b/ lately?
random porn

Got banned huh?

Happens to everyone bro, you'll get over it

my "mid"-life crisis motorcycle purchase changed my life

>girlfriend from sophomore year of high school through college graduation dumps me and starts fucking my (now ex) best friend
>all my friends who I introduced her to stop being my friends and be her friend because I don't have giant tits and a vagina
>wallow in depression for a month or so
>say fuck it, I'm going to learn to ride
>always wanted to ride, but never bothered to purchase a bike and get into it
>purchase a $1200 shitbike
>go ridan n shiet
>meet cool motorcycle bros
>do cool motorcycle stuff
>get set up on a date with some chick I've never met through new friends
>ride to starbucks to meet her
>she shows up a few minutes later, holy shit it's a qt3.14 filipina chick
>we have a good time together
>she wants to go ride
>ride around town all of the following weekend
>blah blah cool stuff happens and we start dating, real sweet girl
>get a new, sweet job
>fast forward like 5 months
>still together
>happen to be riding by old job where ex-gf and ex-friends work
>see the dude who's fucking my ex on a lawnmower in 100 degree weather on Saturday
>ride up right next to him
>rev bomb and give him the finger

Douchey as fuck but felt great

Was winning part of your plan?

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nice, man. you sexy

Was that a pic of cavalulz

Yes

guys what will I do if I accidentally stall out when I ride my bike home from the dealer

do you still have it?

cruiser chicks, man...eugh, I'd rather have enduro chicks

God damn dude.
I'd fuck exactly zero of them

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Lowsided my memebike in the mudtoday, bent the front brake lever and it's never felt more comfortable

Yes

lol nice bro. 2 days ago (the night before my first day off of the week) i will go ride at midnight, to the house where i know the fucboi that manipulated my ex-gf into leaving me with ZERO explanation so he could sausage her still lives. ill have a blast riding to his place (about 10 miles) then ill ride by his window in second gear revving it up to 13k. i do that twice then leave.

then i ride all the way up to my old stomping grounds where i got in trouble, did every drug under the sun more times than i can remember, almost died a few times etc. and ride by my (no longer) battle buddies house to see how much things have changed. its a feels trip but its like my ritual if i find myself up late, with nothing to do, but not tired.

is that you yellow ninja user

>bent the front brake lever
Newb

Finished putting in a new crank assembly, clutch plates, etc. and now I get to wait for a bunch of parts to clear customs so I can put the top end back together.