Dota 2 General - /d2g/

You accidentally posted a 15 years old boy

Why is life so shit?

i look forward to seeing this garbage posted in these threads every day

who the fuck cares about her anyway its not like shes done anything dota related in fucking forever

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Why are you so shit? You nigger faggot

Nahaz has actually been non-existent since the Mafia freak out, people probably realized having an emotionally unstable old man in their videogame group was fucking stupid.

odd dubs decide what I bind to my [ s p a c e ] bar

>play well
>lose
>play bad
>lose

really makes you think

Yes but it's the easiest replies of my life because of these neckbeards who keep saying the same shit over and over

Sing is throwing again

but how the hell did he end up there in the first place

hes as old as dinosaur shit and doesnt he have a wife and kids

Who else /GoodBoy/ here?

Nahaz should have been nonexistent since the beginning
>TEAMS THAT DESTROY THE ANCIENT WIN 100% MORE TIMES THAN THOSE WHO DONT!
and other riveting stats such as that

WHY DOES NO ONE ON KP HAVE A FUCKING BKB

why are they so shit

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>Kaipi in charge of winning games

what happened to kaipi

its a roster of 5 shitters

nothing happened they were always dogshit

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THEY WILL DISBAND BEFORE THE FIRST MAJOR

>bone7
>solo chronos teammate
>misses alch
>dies to swm ult

>implying bkb was the problem
you have damageless void, damageless prophet and damageless master against fucking dazzle alchemist timbersaw

you could put a 2k stack there and they'd still beat kp with that draft

I think I found the problem with Kaipi.

Singsing, Bamboe and Bone7 are all terrible at dota.

I don't give a shit about either of these teams but goddamn Timbersaw is so fucking overpowered

That was a farmed and tanky DP that just got murdered from full HP in like 4 seconds. Why should a hero every have that much damage AND nonstop mobility AND free immunity from physical attack???

t. singsing fangay

deal with it

timbers reactive armor change needs to be scaled
its actually fucking retarded

>That was a farmed and tanky DP

MIRACLE'S MOTHER IS SOOOOO FUCKING HOT HOLY FUCK

>not tober with his Roilay

>farmed and tanky DP
he had hood (useless against timbersaw) veil (useless against timbersaw) and eul (which doesn't make her tanky at all)

pic?

I dont get how people get 100cs at 10 min or 800 gpm

like how is it even possible when there alwyas are 4 enemy heroes following you at all times every time you play safe lane?

Shit, forgot to add it

its not if your teammates are retarded

UUUUHHH WHY IS THIS SERVANT OF ALLAH NOT HIDING HER SHAME?

>what is Secret

Ugly as fuck. Do you have no self-respect man?

100cs at 10m is not even possible on most heroes. you need either a way to clear the sidestack fast or a blink to do it without missing any lane cs, so like AM, Jugg, maybe slark. most other common safelaners can't do it.

git gud
dotamastery.io/matches?hero_id=20&roles=safelane&side=radiant
dotamastery.io/matches?hero_id=10&roles=safelane&side=dire

why are yuros allowed to play this game? they're all worthless desu

what a fucking forehead jesus christ it's like JFK international airport

team effort creating space or learning how to find farm in a bad lane teaching you to farm better overall

100 cs at 10m is pretty much impossible in your regular pub, you NEED a support that knows what it's doing

She will hang for betraying her race.

qt

cubiod slav head

>tfw australian dota gf

>Get mad ONCE
>"Get out old man, we don't want you anymore"
Sounds unfair.

>Shadow demon picked

these KP shitters never stood a chance against my main man

>Implying you wouldn't fuck her 9k bearing pussy

it's not the first time he's fucked up there was also the sheever incident and probably a bunch of other stuff we never heard about

warlock counters sd

not when luna illusions are eating your face and your base

plus morph illus will hit fuckin hard

>warlock counters sd
What the fuck

BEHOLD THE POWER OF SKELETOR

POST THE SKELETOR SD EDIT

you bond their hero to the illusions when sd disrupts, they pop

his other two spells are also pretty okay vs disrupt

>no bkb
>No heart
>no octarine
>being tanky against timber
yeah nah

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(developers console hotkey) exit

eh looks good for her age but nothing more than that
that would leave me with a 7.5k mmr son *humblebrags*

>le ebin nahaz raped sheever meme

MY MAN

SKELETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

HOLY FUCK I LOVE SD

slardar looks so pissed

lookin like another year of SingSing none-relevancy

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THE SHITTING GREYSKULL

should i unfriend this guy?

troll counters enchantress

kotl counters timbersaw

bane counters sven, right clickers

nyx counters skywrath

AA counters alche

KAIPI is so bad lmao.

Literally tier 2.5 with no chance of improving

what am i reading here

yeah he seems autistic

The FUCK IS WRONG WITH SUMAILS BODY

I missed watching tier 4 teams

Yes. This is autistic

POST
OLD
DOTA
MEYMEYS

is he trying to write a story lmao

idk not many people play a good pugna

he's a shitskin

>caster talking like a bat farming good is surprising
do these guys ever watch tier 1 teams play? bat is one of the best at squizing farm out of the map from very early on since he can farm so risky, just like NP

trips for truth it seems

>Increased shift rate per second from 2/4/6/10 to 2/4/8/16.
>Reactive Armor regen and armor per stack increased from 1 to 1/1.2/1.4/1.6
>both of the skills were increased in potency by 60% at level 4
dotards?

holy shit how is he alive, the chairs he sits on have thicker legs than him
TI5 prize pool money is going into a life support machine and a fucking hamburger

SNIPER AGHANIMS UPGRADE:

Assassinate now adds x .75 / 1 / 1.25 based on Sniper's attack damage

this is worse thank my 1mmr pubs jesus fuck

how can you be so bad

you see the nyx getting picked off and you dont have your full combo as a support kunkka why the fuck would you actually tp into 4 heroes

that fake yeezy 350 boost gets me everytimes

i would give anything to date prime soe

his clothes make him look even thinner than he is

who's the grill next to ppd?

>I dont get how people get 100cs at 10 min or 800 gpm

most heroes cannot and in most situations where people do this it's because supports have stacked camps for them nonstop

don't beleive the "git gud"

HAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I ASK YOU

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>try to coordinate team actions in chat, other than chatwheel
>next game
>No one hears you.
>didn't say a single offensive thing
never again