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Spiderpost.

Fuck spiders post.

lewd

What race has the best exclusive war paint?

I mean if that's what you're into, I guess.
But you should be careful, spiderses are kinky.

Get yer minds outta the gutter. No time to be thinking such thoughts while there's spiders to kill.

Waifus and harmony and don't fuck spiders.

For those interested in my Morrowind Styled mod, good news: I'm making patches for Better Bodies ZW, and the Better Clothes mod. Robes and Armor don't add new textures, so no need for them.

I'd kill a spider with my dick if you know what i'm implicating

Someone explain this Skyrim Thief Guild shit to me. For what reason would anyone tie their soul to Nocturnal in order to settle someone else's beef?

Don't stop the genocide bro

>ZW
?

Please be quite, kiddo. Adults are talking.

>someone explain this [any skyrim quest] to me
Terrible writing is the answer to that question 95% of the time.

>thought there was a way to save doggo
>veterinarians come over and basically say they'll give him pain meds to make the next few days easier for him until the place for cremation is open
>only hope is that the pain meds encourage him to walk around and keep them from atrophying

something for this feel?

Dunmer are cute AND cool!

Because he robbed your guild blind and put on a curse on it thanks to him stealing the Skeleton Key to become the ultimate thief and unlock all his chakras.

Reminder that garbage

whatcha listening to tesg

Nothing man. Just know that he will reach doggy heaven.

What's the other 5 percent?

Then why are you here?

Bosmer.

>cat anal glands get infected
>literal secondary hole in his ass with blood and "secretion"
>freaking the fuck out because i had no idea what to do
he's better now, but fuck not knowing things
So we all have our problems

Was it Morrowloot that LOOT wouldn't properly place or am i imagining things?

The gun cocking

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To keep reminding peeps that aco needs help ;_;

It wasn't "my" guild since I wasn't around at the time, and it's not like I was gonna be let into that treasure room anyway if I had been. If the current Guild is cursed into fuckness, then why wouldn't I just go thieving elsewhere instead of risking my neck uselessly against someone who killed some other chump after taking a wrong turn looking for the Dark Brotherhood?

Don't you be talking shittu 'bout mai waifu, n'wah, or it's your laifu.

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Because Nocturnal affects all thieves luck, not just the Guilds. You'll be playing a game thats rigged against you because some asshole wanted power and pissed on his own honor and friends to do so and piss off a big-tittied daedric prince in the process.

>adopt alesan
>now hes bugged and keeps talking to me so i cant even walk around in my own home

ok how the FUCK do i unadopt this fuck face

I still can't believe I stumbled across it. It's a pretty rad song.

Also story hype
For real this time.

Doggo loved you. Just remember the good times, that's all you can do. I'm dreading the day I have to go through this when my best quadruped friend gets too old.
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Are you trying to tell me that every goddamn thief on the continent is living in the gutter because it and a couple of its idiot worshipers got fucked by some raggedy-ass Nord?

You have shit taste.

Pretty much yeah. Don't fuck with Nocturnal.

Being forced to escort Serana during the first quest may be infuriating and retarded, but she's not a bad character outside of that. She's a pretty normal person, not too interesting or anything, but she's fleshed out enough that she doesn't need to be as gimmicky as most other Skyrim waifus.

What mod? Is that Vigilant? I don't remember her climbing on walls.

It's from The Republic of Maslea she doesn't climb on walls, she got stuck there after an explosive arrow ragdolled her into the wall I thought it made for a cool shot

I fell asleep to this last night

And she's still the best follower.

Thanks guys. May all your puppers and doggos and quadrupeds alike all have healthy long lives. And sneks too!

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In a very LISA mood recently.

can i make a kwaifu in this game

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Just remember that he lived a better life than 90% of the humans throughout history and like 70% of the humans alive today. He's has the perfect life.

>tfw fall asleep to NintendoCapriSun

Also, damn dude that's a nice shot.

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Is that mod any good?

>He's has the perfect life.
Was on the rape daily by peri now is on the meds hourly until death, perfect just the word to describe it lmao.

Right now all it has is a rather short dungeon and an unfinished tropical worldspace, but has potential.

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I never seen a man cry 'til I seen that man die.

Here are some pics of BB now Styled.

I'll whip up Westly's heads tomorrow, even though I don't use them myself.

You want some of this or something?

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what exactly an i lookin at?
u just steal peirbit mods?

no, I made this with Photoshop using different settings

also

hot, would fap to if I weren't to leave in a few minutes

It doesn't take you that long does it?

Several-hour (min.) marathon tantric fapping or go home, Puff-n-Stuff.

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I'm sorry about your doggo, it never gets easier. There's really no better comfort other than that they won't have to suffer any more and that if you loved them then they definitely loved you and probably had a pretty happy life. Remember and cherish the good stuff!
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>ywn bend Yarti over the balcony in clear sight of the neighbors and ram her out in the open
>ywn get noise complaints from her loud orgasms

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Perhaps an undead doggo wouldn't be so bad....

The Nightingales do not worship Nocturnal. The Nightingale Oath is a business transaction. They're gain powers to use as they wish. In return, they must guard the Twilight Sepulcher and the Ebonmere within. This is in their own interest, of course. The Ebonmere is a direct gate to Evergloam, and it's how Nocturnal's influence reaches Mundus. Without her influence, anyone who depends on luck will suffer, especially thieves.

Of course, most people have never even heard of the Nightingales. Those that have think of them as myths are fairy tales, because that's how the story is told. Most of the thieves who are suffering from the Ebonmere being closed just think they're having a run of bad luck because there's simply no other explanation.

And this is completely deliberate on the part of the Nightingales. They'd much rather do their thing and steal shit instead of running around trying to find the Skeleton Key, so the fewer people who know about the Key, the better.

While they do gain powers to use for their own purposes, there is a bit of altruism involved. After all, one of them could steal the Skeleton Key to gain even more power. They have to trust each other not to do that. That's another reason it's important to stay secret. Their ranks must be chosen very carefully. They wouldn't want anyone deliberately trying to join them. They need to make sure that only the "honor among thieves" type of person joins them, because the results could be disastrous otherwise.

(cont.)

On the topic of having your soul tied to a daedra, I'm not 100% sure that's how it works. This is just my personal hypothesis, since there's nothing concrete in the lore on this specifically (as far as I'm aware), but I don't think you're bound to Nocturnal indefinitely. After serving as a guardian in the Twilight Sepulcher for some period of time, your contract is fulfilled (this is established fact). At that point I don't believe you're obligated to become one with the shadows in Evergloam. From what I've read, it sounds like your soul is free to do basically whatever it is a soul might do after you contract is fulfilled. It's just that most thieves who have been dedicated enough that they become Nightingales see it as an honor to become part of the shadow and luck that protects all thieves.

Read The Nightingales: Fact or Fiction? as well as The Nightingales Vol. 1 and 2 if you want more info.

My adorable blind cat just got diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. She's not in imminent threat of death, but we have to give her a special diet and stuff now. But, I've lost a pet before (to kidney failure, actually), so I feel your pain, man. It's rough. Hang in there.

So the whole world has been slipping on banana peels for years and nobody thought to look into it?

What would they look into? Most people probably wouldn't notice the decrease in luck, but thieves depend on luck more than anyone else.

The way Nocturnal influences luck is subtle, and no one even knew the Nightingales existed. Even those that heard of them likely had no idea the Twilight Sepulcher or Ebonmere were a thing.

Are you guys honest gonna let that little jerk talk shit about tesg's capability of producing lewds in teslg? Post more to prove him wrong!

>aint nobody got time for that

Nigga, Sting grew this beard from start to finish entirely during the course of just one orgasm. Fuckin' apply yourself. :^)

The hell do I care if he talks shit about that?

Lore Question:

Is it possible for redguards to have light skin (same as nords and bretons)

I don't care. Fuck off to /aco/ and stay there

Why would I even want to?

Why would we give a shit about that

tes lore has specifically ignored how genetics work, so using the idea that "if it's not stated to be different than irl than it works like irl" I'm gonna say definitely maybe. So probably lore friendly, but not canon (afaik).

Your shit sucks Diana. Why are you acting surprised? Don't defend yourself. Improve.

Well, the Skyrim vanilla skin tones allow for Nords to be darker than pale Redguards, at least.

Can black peoples skin tone range from light to dark?

>Caring about /aco/
Wew lad

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>found /short/ hadn't disappeared, it moved to /aco/ the other day
>incase was posting there
fucking hell did that save my poor dick

>even /teslg/ is sick of Diana's bullshit
Oh man this is priceless

>go check out teslg to see what you're talking about
So that's where all our cancer posters went

From the thumb it looks like the statue is doggystyling on her.

Probably not. Especially considering they're not even human in the same way the other races of man are

>tes lore has specifically ignored how genetics work
That's not true at all. Read Racial Phylogeny.

>why would I even want to have a 5 hour-long orgasm

No idea.

This is extremely lewd.
Thx god I don't have any sex mods.

>That's not true at all. Read Racial Phylogeny.
That's actually exactly my point, it's a crapshoot with no solid evidence.

Dr. Yueh? I'm Harkonnen.

It'd probably get old and boring after like the third hour

Does anyone have a theory on far back they are related?

Yeah, I'm not sure that'd be a good idea...

Eh.

They're not related at all, if you're one of the correct people who believe Kirkbride.

Redguards are from the previous kalpa. Completely unrelated to nords, bretons, and imperials.

>Freckles titties

>Probably not. Especially considering they're not even human in the same way the other races of man are


what do you mean? Explain please

I'd like to have a five hour orgasm inside of this freckle monster.