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first for male au ra have the longest dicks out of all races

A-Am I cute? >3

hello?

Males are not allowed to post!
Females and futa only!

ara lala gc

change the hair.

>people unironically complaining The Creator will be too easy when Gordias demolished the raid scene

xth for male au ra cuntboys and hung femra futas

Oinkers

Out of this house.

Twice as long but half as thick

False.
That would be male elezen.

Nah.

Xth for thingken of {/pet}

Oh boy, we're off to another great start in this thread. At least it started with memes rather than blatant slutposting.

they have to be sluts.

*stuffs a bra and sneaks into thread*

this drawing looks weird af

>people complaining about content difficulty when 99% of this general has never stepped foot in any savage content, never cleared relevant extreme trials, and still has trouble placing meteors on ozma
Mhm..

Mornin' thread. Time for some gathering and some PotD methinks.

How do I find find an obsessive and crazy girlfriend (male) to shower me with attention?

What a terrible way for you to start the day

If lizard boys have small dicks, they can just fist me instead!

Only the females have cocks

Nipple piercings on guys are super hot.

All hairstyles looks like crap though.. At least with the look I'm going for

>Trying to Feast of Famine
>Get nothing but 1* fish, mantas or nothing but failed catches
Dynamite fishing when? I know a BLM that would love to cast Thunder or Flare into these fishing holes.

Says the guy that did nidex literally 1 week before 3.4
You're trash.

what look would that be?

Go to the soft house and start sending tells to people

Out of this house.

>tfw no qt to lay in my chest

Do girls not like Gorilla chests?

LOL

Tomboy-y

If I do it now, I can go shoe-shopping later!

Hey shortman, at least I got my Ravana weapons back when they were mildly useful and cleared A1S when it was still slightly relevant.
H-heh...

I need something more male (male) friendly

>and still has trouble placing meteors on ozma
Okay, I can't speak for /xivg/ because I don't think I've ever done Weeping City with /xivg/, at least intentionally. But like the majority of this playerbase has fucked that up more times than they should have. The 3.5 raid should just be a series of Ozma fights, it'd improve everything

OOK OOK

DOOK

Hey babe, how you doin'.

What happen between then and now KD?

>The final Faust variant flies in, prepares to fight... then sets down an Ozma and flies up to a perch and sits there and goes "Now fucking FIGURE IT OUT"

Hair color should be more natural then I'd like it.

Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks

you missed the mark and just look like a generic lesbian.

I was in a WC run that took 40 fucking minutes to get to Ozma, where we proceeded to wipe 3 times.
I was pulling 400 DPS more than the 2nd best player, who was pulling 100 DPS more than the next guy.
And of course there was the DRG that refused to use Battle Litany after I told him to repeatedly.
I actually got upset enough to leave after those 3 Ozma wipes. And here I thought I could be patient.

>tfw you fall off the arena before the fight even starts

we get it, you won, they have huge dicks, can you stop now

i should join

Au Ra girls are literally the worst playerbase

but male ra are cuntboys

nth for black

>says the guy who wanted to BUY a nidhogg clear

make my decisions for me

...

I started concurrently dating 3 (or was it 4? I can't even remember...) people and decided to play casually until maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago.

>proud of doing 600 dps

w e w

>le futa is canon
stop posting anytime unwashed grown man

I'm gonna try Savage for the first time in 3.4!
It's going to go horribly for sure!

Why would anyone even bother with NidEx anyway? The weapons don't look as nice as Sephirot's, and are inferior to upgraded Eikon Weapons, which by that point were easily acquired via Mhach.

The bird is nice though.

Go wherever that sellers retainer is then by it to avoid a fee.

Bend over filthy slutty cuntboy :3

That made me legitimately laugh, which is rare for this thread. Thanks tallman.
I like the bird :3

You should work on your reading comprehension

port first then buy

I tried to find a brown color I liked, but they're all so reddish..

I can live with that.

Female Au Ra have large exterior vaginas that they insert into the inverted penis of the male Au Ra, fucking them until they've extracted their cum, at which point they withdraw their vaginas into their abdomen.

That sounds pretty okay, you should have turned them into good raiders and formed a static tho

Date seven

>tfw you annoyed Kiss so bad he's continuing to complain about it across two threads
S'pretty funny, dude.

cutest cockslut 2016

Out of curiosity, what server?

isn't an inverted penis a vagina

No. Yes.

I do what I want

I remember I had to go really high up in the pallete selection, borderline white even, before I found a shade of brown I liked for my character. You should try all the options one more time to be sure.

Highlanders!

...

>this catboy will never notice my catboy
hurts

>alliance B player ran right with meteor
>jumped off with his rock avoiding a wipe
no one else saw his brilliant retardation

this is a cute onahole!

why do you always dress so slutty?

>this catboy will never get facefucked by my catboy
hurts

How are you "dating" 4 people? Are they all cool with it? Who are they?

balmung.

The FC on Behemoth?

What annoys me more is the fact that you're proud of the fact that you wasted nearly an hour of my time, shortestman.
I did get a laugh out of you refusing to use BL though. So I guess it wasn't a total waste.

If I ever have to FUCKING RUN CONTENT WITH YOUR SCRUB ASS AGAIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT YOU STUPID CUNT AUUUGHHHH

Dress for the job you want.

wew there
server?

In all honesty, I was about to get concerned for some reason. The FC I am in has the same tag

nth for male au ra and female midlander size difference is hot as fuck

Hey, now this is much better.

I was using BL though, you must not have been paying very good attention.
I wasn't using BotD though

>If I ever have to FUCKING RUN CONTENT WITH YOUR SCRUB ASS AGAIN I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT YOU STUPID CUNT AUUUGHHHH

Frick the police

Too bad your tiny cock will never satisfy her.

There is no need to use BL in 24man content.
It's fine, there is no need to tryhard so much.

I want Nyaloise to fuck me raw

Nyaloise duskwights a best

>not male au ra and female lala
casual

that name makes me think of mayonnaise everytime i see it