Tfw no bf into cars

>tfw no bf into cars

t's or gtf

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what is your bf into then?
lemme guess
ps4

oh piss off. do you have any idea how easy it is to find a guy whose into cars? Almost any parking lot has one. Now try and find me one girl into cars who isn't doing it for the attention or to impress their lesbian lover. Yeah, didn't think so.

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>/b/ memes
>global rules
idiot

this is an nsfw board anyway. It's not hard to find free porn you don't even need to leave Veeky Forums, just go on the appropriate boards

There are no gay guys into cars....

i don't care
you know the rules
post tits

liar

Good.
I'd hate to have to deal with faggots everytime I did anything car related.

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You only deal with them while in jail for sexual assault, right Ethan?

i'm gay and me and my boyfriend have an impreza STI and a RHD MR2 turbo that we built the engine with forged internals ourselves. i'm a heavy duty mechanic and he's a welder.

>the miata fanbase doesn't exist

Well, I like cars.
So I don't know what you're on about.

I am.

u wan sum fuk?

i thought you were taken

Could be a gay man, user.

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>There are no gay guys into cars....

But user. There are many single rripfags here on Veeky Forums that fit your criteria.

Serious question, why do you still trip? You've been outed as a sex pest and doxed, why?

I'm homo and I'm into cars. I want a guy to teach me to drive stick in both senses of the word.

Yes, there are. They drive miatas

Not all. I drive a supercharged W-body and I'd gladly swallow a mouthful of cum.

>tfw no friends into cars

Cadillac driver here.

Are you sure?

in your car?
have you done it before?

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1. I guess, if you're comfortable in trying to get into the backseat of a 2-door car and still be intimate at the same time.
2. implications. I may be homo, but I'm not only unattractive but also socially awkward as shit.

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thats not a w body

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just wanted to know your experiences

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I said W-body, that's a GM platform.

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Sadly I have none. I'm practically a wizard at this point. Only three more years.

>tfw I literally opened up Veeky Forums just to escape faggotry from other boards and this is the first thing I see

that sucks bro. maybe go to the gym more