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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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Hiko is cute!

CUTE!!!

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New episode right now famalam

of what?

South park

New thread always fresh

Dead game

does it mention it in a positive or negative way?

so dazed has an actual job now?

roca made a stupid play

remember when kid roca was our guy?

he's shit now

>Liquid ACTUALLY lost to CLG

He was only our guy on Elevate. Ever since he's been reddit

and they got invited to a bunch of shit cause of their major result, even though it was a fluke and they're shit

Why do NA players still want to be on a team with sean (distinguished master guardian) g@res?

uh you mean MLG Columbus Major semi-finalists CLG?

memes

Imagine the spicy memes that could have been created for this team in csgogs heyday

PogChamp

s1mple carried the fuck out of that team.
watch navi get to finals every major from now on.

>tfw 500 hours played
>tfw never played comp
>tfw still trash
g-guess i'll just go play OW

does anyone actually have fun playing this or is it not meant for that

its meant for autism
just like grand strats

is that rrrrrr kid still posting?
haven't been in here for a couple months

>argentinian
he's dead user

Someone help. I increased the dpi of my mouse through it's drivers and some other settings to get a more precise aim across short distances when playing, but while I was succesful in achieving that the mouse cursor moves slow as fuck in the buy menu.

Any ideas?

That swastika is backwards. No true /pol/ack would make that mistake.

Then they lost to liquid

nrg is a meme team
twitter.com/NRG_tabseN/status/778766462433447936

The guy was a retard regardless. The 3rd corner goes the wrong way.

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Anyone watching these chinks play? Why are they so bad? That guy literally had a free defuse and gave up.

en streum?

English?

mvp has to be throwing. they're like top 10 in sea

Did you literally see that guy walking away from the defuse when all of the enemy team were dead and he had a kit and was right on the bomb? I don't see that shit even in supreme games.

nah, i just tuned in. but seriously, in sea its like
tyloo > vg = renegades > mongols? > aussie mix > other aussie mix > the good mvp team > risky > trash

this might be the bad mvp, i dont know. they have multiple teams

>the bad team

No these dudes are silvers. That guy who holds B halls literally has his crosshair placement ready to shoot them in the dicks. What the fuck?

just checked, they're the good team. they just came back from starladder or whatever. the bad team is mvp pk, and they haven't played a match or anything. they're the team with solo

>aiming at the dick
>good

And why has csgog been dead for months now?

they're the good team by merit of the other team being worse, thus one is the good team and one is the bad. do you speak english?

You're supposed to say they're the less bad team. Do you speak English?

is this really the best retort you could come up with?

Who else ready for chinks to save the skin market?

gimme some tyloo, vg.cyberzen and mongolz stickers famalams

that fucking market smoke

No, but it's just enough for you, small fry.

really? fucking hit the showers and get a clue fartboy

Yeah keep trying my boy, but you'll never be funky yeah.

Our guys are playing

>3-man russian premade and some other random dude
>play 6-7 rounds
>am not doing THAT great, still doing ok, at times passing the random guy for kills
>random dude says in chat "u guys want a bot?"
>votekick me

Why is this game even still a thing? I am fucking amazed it has survived so long with such a HORRIBLE mechanism

I know right

>when you play like hot garbage but still rank up anyways

Help me understand the CSGO trading economy, I'm buying skins and trading up reasonably towards a knife when I can but why do alot of people act like they're stuff is worth so much more than it is and other players say they're amazing traders? Guys are acting like dicks unless you offer to over pay by several dollars on their items but if I ask for a skin with 20 cents at most over my offer than I'm "insta-blocked -steam rep"

Honestly just use buy binds

Take the time you invest in trading and literally just work a normal job and wala you can buy ten knives

I've been slowly building, buying a 10-20 dollar d
Skin here and there, maybe for Christmas I'll just buy myself a rust cost gut knife or doppler

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literally never been kicked from a game

Same, cept once or twice when I asked to be kicked cause something came up

haha saved

I've been kicked by 4 ruskies in the 3rd or 4th round, while we were winning and I was first at frags, because I wasn't ruski....

Cartman acted like a typical gotard.

why is vp so inconsistent?

Reminder that Valve doesn't know how to use Public Beta versions correctly

???

On the left: The "Beta" CS:GO branch update logs.
On the right: The "Offical" CS:GO Branch update logs.

They literally deleted the fact that it was a beta branch and pushed the exact same code to the main branch without fixing the bugs that were discovered in the first few hours of the beta branch.

what res do you lot play on, 4:3 or 16:9 and why

16:10 because I personally can't stand 16:9 in general now that I'm used to 16:10.

16:9 because I want to see what's around me, so that if Bondik walks past me from bathrooms I can shoot him in the face.

4:3 because I have two screens and two 16:9 monitors wouldn't fit on my desk.

4:3 (1024x768) but not because I fell for the 4:3 meme, my PC is shit and I can't get at least 60 FPS when playing in 16:9 1080p.

NEO

4:3 800x600 or 1024x768 and sometimes 1280x960. smaller res' feels smoother for me for some reason

s1mple has became a good team player. actually giving up the awp

16:10

>try to get good
>play 2 hours of ffa dm a day for two weeks straight
>do worse

wew lad

Can't fix stupid

>list knife on market
>some fucker undercuts you by a few cents

That's called law of supply and demand fag

Guys.
GUYS!
I think we are dead.

does anyone know the name of that oil baron who streamed opening crates and had a 3+ monitor setup?

Cro_

cro_?

would buying the Bas Rutten O2Breather help my counterstrike?

Cro or motar

why not just buy an elevation mask?

Cheaper, smaller, less retarded looking

how the fuck is godsent losing to these literally whos

>something that is around your head vs something you put in your mouth and can fall out of your mouth
>a mask looks more retarded than having a a toy in your mouth

You're not supposed to wear it all day, retard. I'd rather have a cut off snorkel in my mouth than wear a gay version of the bad guy in Mad Max's mask.

Why the fuck would you care about what you look like when playing videogames alone

Why would you wear either while playing CS? Do you just never comm?

>the most popular FPS esports ever
>made by a group of talented individuals as a mod for another game for 0 money

really makes you

twitter.com/Veeky Forums/status/779056333249142784
What

thank god, I can finally kill myself

Ehat he sorry about doe

gook sold us out