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Was cactus as much of a downer irl as he is on here. He seems like such a sad person.

I literally just smoked but I quit everything else and am back on my meds.

>when you want to ride off road and some fag on a strom keeps slowing you down

he is bonafied butthurt by anything to do with harley davidsons.

>stop doing drugs
>still doing drugs
m8...

What comes up must come down.

Did you get molested as a youngin? What are you trying to suppress with all this drug use?

do you literally show up at bike meets just to see bikes even though you dont have a bike?

Got any new pics for me?

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mommy losing her job

sure

yes
>the dinner was bomb af tho

Omg. Triple name/tripfag cummies soon.

Thanks Justin.

no problem dl1000 user

Cactus has two adams apples?

I see you still think I am thee.
Is that based off of that pic with a nsw postie anons laptop as proof?

A tru nigga would have a Bently hood ordiment JB welded to tha helmet.

That mohawk is st8 low class.

did you need to ask?

I'm alphonse you ass. Get it ri.

>posing by the bikes like you're implying one is yours

*right

>assmad gm fangirl detected

tell all of those fags to wash their shit

I'm unsure if it was just due to lighting or he is a freak? You were there so I believe you should be able to answer the question.

HONDA IS THE FUCKING BESTEST!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU HATIN ASS BITCH!

My throat is like that too. One is your voicebox the other the larynx. Obviously now that you know how to beat me in a fight I can't let you live kid.

it was the supreme meme team picture.

kek

i dunno, I don't really notice people's necks

true, but they were 14 days into the TAT

OIC. I was never a big fan of anatomy. Most probably why I lost my virginity to a trap.

What bike is that? For the love of god please don't tell me it's an R3 or a Ninja300

>going to bike meet and not having a bike

God damn you are weird.

Can you make a squidanon_enters_the_thread.webm?

>i dunno, I don't really notice people's necks

You dont watch the bulge as you throat fuck a bitch?

truk lyfe

but it was p fun. besides, none of them had REAL motorcycles, brother.

none of those xD. CBR250r

Dude, having a mohawk on your helmet is bad luck. I know 2 people personally that literally got into shitty accidents within half a year of slapping a hawk on their helmet - and one dude on a ninja forum i used to frequent all the time back in the day died from a drunk driver running a stop sign. he was iconic for his mohawk helmet and his forum avatar of him all suited up, sitting backwards in an office chair and leaning off of it like hes at the track

get rid of that damn thing. its like having a white lighter in your pocket

>two faggots and a man.png

i'd rather fuck them right in the pussy. blowjobs aren't as satisfying.

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lol is that kaktus on the right?

>posts bike no longer made

>he doesn't like degrading his women before fucking them

yeah it is kektus

I know you like trying to trigger people with your Harley posting, but literally they are overpriced turds. Makes sense for you though.

true

What else can you expect from a nu-male

What colors you fly, bro?

Just took some benzo with my night. muscle relaxers. If only I had more weed or some vodka. I at least have cigars for tonight to shitpost kangaroos.

the only colors that don't run

cuckkek

Not being a masochist and enjoying being tied up and stepped on along weird-ass fetishes.

He's a nobike kek

Ayy waddup

Posted from the middle of fucking Utah.

Check out my ride report niggas
advrider.com/index.php?threads/dumb-kids-ride-the-tat.1159956

>showing up uninvited to bike meets in an old faded red truck beater
I wonder what people think of you when they meet you. I hope you don't try to follow them in rides and slow them down too do you?

I saw. was p funny. you did some hardcore 4chode memes on advrider for a bunch of crusty boomers.

how was leaving denver?

>uninvited
>implying
and we went to a delicious soul food restaurant. I led the way.

Nice pic with the bike.

but do you try to follow them?

We went to the barcade with Cactus and got a little drunk then rode an hour in the cold to some campsite. Pretty par for the course so far.We

got fucking hammered in Moab and slept in some random tripping guitarist's trailer last night.
>Guy in white

nah I went home afterwards because I had to go to work the next day. they went to the bars.

checked

>not letting the bikes lead
attention cuck

that's bretty cool man. how's sebastian doing for funds? and hows the oil consumption?

>I wonder what people think of you when they meet you
see for yourself

I'm not even skelly anymore kek

>the po-po showed up
all they do around here is try to ticket us for helmets and wheelies

K den

go sit on your dildo

you live in phoenix az? i have my medical mmj card, swing by and ill give you a half o of the shops "mid range" bud that I just havent smoked cuz i got it for free with rewards points.
btw "dispensary mid range bud" is like 20x better than any dank you'd get on the street. so no worries it will definitely make you silly.

thanks I didn't feel like signing up.

also this is a direct quote from his dustin-ness
>"I would love for someone to get me a dragon dildo"
>"I want to put it on everything"

The huge oil bottle we got is gone because it fell off the back of Sebastian's bike, but was lashed on, and got broken open all over his bike by his chain. Back to fucking car oil. I don't care how out of money he is.

no I'm in NYC. I envy you the weed here is weak as shit and barely gets you buzzed.

This is where I'm sitting right now.

>I don't care how out of money he is.
kek 2 packs of day will do that

*muffled ayy lmao in the distance*

on your dildo?

it costs $300 to get the card in my state but its literally a ~10 minute visit to a doctor office that only does mmj recs. doesnt new york have a medical program?? give it a shot bro.

Looks Idahoey

>car oil
you know wal-mart sells full-synthetic motorcycle oil right? It's usually with the marine supplies because it's made by some big marine engine/oil manufacturer.

>300$
you got ripped off. it is like 50$ in the bay area

How do two of you both ride the same obscure and obsolete dirtbikes?

lel nope, i didn't get ripped off at all. i have a piece of plastic that lets me have 2 ounces every other week, legally. could give a fuck if its cheaper in cali - i live in arizona. and im a grown ass man with a grown ass man's job, so if it was a thousand bucks id drop the cash on it like its a pack of smokes.
>inb4 bragging

It costs more in arizona to get a card because they dont want stoners to buy it.

Git out of phoenix while you can

I did not, thanks.

>DRZ
>Obscure
Unless you mean our third guy that dropped out on day 1 with the other KLX.

>inb4 grown ass man but rides a ninja 250
nigga i had to learn somehow.

nice shoes

no you need to have cancer for it in NY.

one guy bought both, was going to use one as a parts bike, but sold it to the other guy

Fuck off 420 degenerates

and what bike is that, grown-ass man?

i grew up in minot, north dakota. ill always be a small town kid really....never grew a true liking to it out here but its not like i had a choice to come here.

why do you say? besides the famously corrupt police, meth and heroin problems and cartels smuggling dope and getting into it with each other in public.....

too late, try to be more original next time

so it was a stock ninja 250?

The brand is Quicksilver. I've been using it in my DRZ. It seems to keep the gearbox smoother than the Rotella I used to use (and possibly even running cooler maybe?).

Arizona just a shit place to live. Hot, bad drivers, bad police. I went west to cali