Mass Effect

...

...

...

>all waifus are sluts, especialy yours
That she is, user. That she is.

Why the hell is MEG so dead? It hasn't been this dead in ages.

Just a few weeks of living. Everyone gets a small respite before crushing to death.

...

...

I love Miranda. In all her inadequately Bioware modeled glory.

>he doesn't make the face look like Yvonne because of 'muh respect'
>didn't finish this

Don't be a doofus, Kaihlan.

...

...

Waifu giving you a lazy space handjob?
It's like a regular handjob, except with glowy anti-gravity lube. It's hell on the ceilings, but nothing says 'happy couple' like a big faded blotch of glowing goop on the ceiling above the bed

Why? What's missing?
It's the dick, isn't it?

...

It should look closer to these:

Sluts in latex dresses.

Can you go fast in ME?

>Can't romance her in ME1

What the fuck man?

There's a mod for the first game that increases movement speed.

So, does the lube do anything different than regular lube, aside from giving your cum anti-gravitic properties? Does it give you a tingly feel?

That dress looks really off on Ashley and female Shepard, but goddamn, I just think it looks really hot.

Sure it does. Makes the area around where it was applied lighter, for a time. Allows you or her to move faster. You might even your dick hanging upwards, pointing towards the roof afterwards.
There's a reason high-class hookers that bring in customers with antigravitic lube are called floaties. Their bodies have been exposed to so much of the lube that she suffers permanent side-effects, her steps are lighter and dance moves quicker. It's getting problematic, less experienced users buy whole tubs of the stuff and ingest it all and float into spaceports and get stuck in air-intakes.
Then the effects wear off, and the janitor gets to dust off his scraping tools.
It's really popular with basejumpers. They fuck up into the sky, then (if dosed correctly) the effects wear off before they suffocate, and they fall and deploy their chutes/Brake-jets.

I like how her romance feels relatively slow building as a result of that.

>There's a reason high-class hookers that bring in customers with antigravitic lube are called floaties.

Goddamnit, Ed.

>Their bodies have been exposed to so much of the lube that she suffers permanent side-effects, her steps are lighter and dance moves quicker.

Floaty squadmates who move across the battlefield with the grace of an elven ballerina when?

>Tfw will never leave cozy hab-cube.
>tfw will never strap into semi enclosed cockpit of your airbike.
>tfw will never hear the whine of its anti-grav pads spool up, as it slides out from the driveway on a bed of wind.
>tfw will never rev the repulsor jet and slowly accelerate out along the skyway.
>tfw hearing the wind faintly from inside helmet, the sky stands still but the surrounding area blaze past in a blur.
>colours intertwine, distant objects pass in an instant.
>Take a detour downwards and end up 30 centimeters above a long disused ground-road.
>Let loose, feel the bike shudder as it breathes in big gulps of air, and expels them in a boiling hot flame only two meters behind your back.
>Dry grass sprouting from the asphalt whip at your craft.
>Wrecked cars, shot-up roadsigns. They all come and go in seconds. Dusty red sand and rocks all become a diffuse blur of colour.
>The sun is setting, bathing the landscape in warm shades of red, orange and purple.
>You smile in your helmet, as the towering monoliths of the city appear on the horizon.
>Pull back on the yoke, and you tilt upwards, flying skyward in a sharp climb. The old road fades quickly, shrinking away into a minute strand amidst a sea of sand.
>And then you are among the clouds. And the world stands still.
>Super-heavy haulers, passenger buses. They pass by, dwarfing you. silhouetted figures can be seen inside, going about their business. The lights from within glow invitingly.
>You slide under and above, lazily zigzagging through traffic that might as well be stationary.
>Faintly glowing hover-beacons guide the way in the land above, your HUD marks the path.
>Floating bastions of humanity linger in the clouds to your left, the aerial shipyards hide in the clouds to your right.
>The city is ahead.
>Cue Eurobeat.

Of course. With little armour except many ribbons of ultralight ablative soft-plates floating alongside her like sea weed in water, always seeming to be in the way of an incoming bullet. She carries few weapons, a pistol or a submachine gun. But with her grace she can dance through obstacles and perch on the frailest ad-projector in the seediest under-street of Omega, silently and quickly.
She might dance quietly, scouting and marking targets for her polar opposite, who wears powered legs and a suicide drone launcher/fabricator.
Or she flits around on walls and roofs as your enemies struggle to cope. Effortlessly avoiding streams of flechettes and frag-shot. As you pick the confused foes off while she finds kinks in armour and hidden paths.
She'd be fragile though. And even though she's light when she wants to, she's surprisingly heavy when not 'in the mood'. When her ribbons are all burned away, when she's weighed down by stun darts and riotfoam. She'll be helpless and beyond enemy lines. A quick rescue is necessary, or she's sure to perish, not even she can outrun a particle beam or portable missile defense lasers.
Maybe you decide to mimic her, buy a pair of roaring jumpjets for your suit and scream into the air as she soars silently, a little jealous that someone stole her 'thing'. Maybe the big bad might buy a harpoon launcher, and pull her from the sky, her limp body trailing oddly luminescent blood.

Whoops, I didn't think to put on my trip. A little tired.

Godamnit indeed.

Anyhow goodnight. It's getting late. and I have waking up to the carpenters sodomizing a chainsaw with a tractor to look forward to in the morning. They're renovating the room above and besides mine, and the noise is overpowering to say the least.
Sleep well. And dream off going fast on your jetbike as your waifu clings to your waist, head leaning on your shoulder.

ded

Playing Soldier for the first time. Concussive Shot and its combo detonations are OP as fuck, Insanity is even more of a joke.

Sleep well!

What kind of detonations does Concussive Shot give?

>What kind of detonations does Concussive Shot give?

All of them, except the biotic ones. It can also detonate all primers for these combos... including itself.

Take the "Amplification" upgrade (gives the Concussive Shot the effect of the activated ammo power) and the "Carrying Capacity" evolution for your class talent (jacks up carrying capacity so much you can have a Mattock and a sniper and still get 160% cooldown) for extra fun. You can fire off a Concussive Shot once a second, effectively causing a fire explosion or tech burst every two seconds. I've been doing this for every mission, and occasionally complimenting it with a Frag Grenade or Overload/Carnage/Frag Grenade from a squadmate. Everything dies so incredibly quickly.

Pls no die

have you not played the vanguard charge+nova class? you're literally invincible.

I have. You can still be killed, and it takes a long time to kill anything stronger than basic grunts. Concussive Shot is almost literally an "I win" button.

Which is the most aesthetically pleasing, the SR1, the SR2, or the Tempest?

I like the SR-1 the most. The Tempest does look nice, but the wings look a bit thin and a bit too far angled down.

SR1, I don't like 2's nacelles as much.

SR-2

Year 2186. After the destruction of Batarian Hegemony, Cerberus became one of the most known and popular organisations in the Galaxy. Illusive Woman, also known as Willow Shepard - the former commander of Normandy SR-2, funded the project ''T-101'' and, with help from Miranda Lawson, created one of the most powerful armies ever been - human machine hybrids, made from titanium.
The Reapers arrived from Dark Space and started to attack. Their first target was turian homeworld Palaven and its moon. Assault was catastrophic for them. They faced the enemy, that quickly and with high firepower eliminated the Reaper forces. Illusive Woman called this event - ''War of the Machines''.

The Illusive Man supports Trump.

youtube.com/watch?v=yIRE40X-Q7k

SR1

Going to bed. DON'T DIE.

Good night.

Drawing of my tentative Andromeda pathfinder: Ozma ‘Ozzy’ Ryder.

...

orig13.deviantart.net/b58b/f/2015/051/8/9/asari_patreon_celebration__by_masscomics-d8ivj10.jpg

...

...

sort of cute

...

...

I wish Mass Effect was like this.

That must be hell on her back.

Only when she's in a place that forbids mass effect fields

What if her breast levitators run out of juice in the middle of her commute?

Why so dead?

Still alive (in a way), I see. Very nice.

It only took, what, two or three DLCs before they let you fight in space. In a Star Wars game.
>youtu.be/PaarZayTpaY
What the fuck were they thinking with that game.

I wonder if Mass Effect will have space gameplay. Not flying around in space, necessarily, just doing stuff there. Like in Dead Space.

That would be cool. We never actually expierienced zero gravity enviroments in the triology. Strange for a space based game, but I guess the engine was limitated in that area.

Disgusting

>forgetting about the beginning of mass effect 2

Hi /meg/ how's it going?

That game is a painful example of wasted potential.
>tfw that leaked Battlefront 3 demo that never went any further.

I'd love some microgravity enviroments.

I loved the bit where you're out in the 'neck' right behind Joker's seat. Such great atmospheric lightning. I wish we had more areas like that in-game.

You still walk with mag-boots and dont float on your own. These 4 floating chairs in the cic are hardly simulating zero grav.
Same as for the geth ship that supposidly has zero grav or heretic station.

I'd love to have something where you walk around on a hull or in a vented part of a ship/spacestation, and the only thing you hear is your heartbeat and breathing, and the vibrations of your feet impacting the 'floor'.
Or actual zero-g stuff with an advanced EVA pack.

MEA could do some cool stuff with the added jetpack, I just hope BW can muster enough brainpower to cease this oppertunity for new gameplay.

Jesus christ, how horrific.

...

...

Dead Space had parts like this.

I know, that's what I'd like to see in Mass Effect.

Pretty good, I've bought some new books, including 'Blindsight' and 'We'.
How about yourself?

>Blindsight.
My niggah. I bought 'The long Mars' and the LOTR trilogy.
I'm doing pretty good. Neighbors are having a party it seems, really loud music but it seems to have stopped now.

who stops a party when its 8pm?

No idea. I thought they were having trouble with the music player, but the footsteps have stopped too. Maybe they decided to go out, or someone cracked open a nice refreshing can of nerve gas up there.

eh, maybe just drank up a bit before going partying, did this when I was young and hadnt much money to spent in the clubs.

>inviting your friends to make artifical crystals with a guide you found on Veeky Forums
they are all dead

Waifus with breast implants!
Mediterranean waifus with blonde hair and brown eyes!

It's going well.
Bought Fallout 4 for ~295kr and just installed it.
Eating some candy from Hemmakväll, too. I love those peanut-caramell squares. They have a nice salty tinge to them.

>ywn never live in skandinavia and be able to play Noveria in your comfy cabin while 1+meter snow forms outside

fucking global warming, I hate it with 20+°C on christmas eve, cant get comfy

That only happens in the northern part of northern Europe.

One of you the guy who recommended The Haunted Stars to me? I've finally come around reading it, about halfway through, and it's pretty great so far.
Although they don't smoke enough for my liking, which I consider essential for science-fiction until at least the mid-80s.

I live in europe and we always had white christmas with lots of snow until 3 or 4 years ago. winter is the best time of the year and now its only grey and rainy. fuck that man

Nevermind, the music started up again.

Well I heard my landlord amidst the voices, and she's 45 something. I think it's an event with her friends and family.

Nice, I love nutty candies. I finally found where they sold salt sill so I bought two bags, totally worth it.
I bought Fo4 awhile ago, I thought it got boring pretty quickly, and the crafting system is pretty frustrating.
Those kinds of waifus are great.

If I didn't loathe mosquitoes and gnats I'd move to Norrland in a heartbeat. Snow and darkness is maximum comfy. Plus northern lights.

Not me, not that I remember anyway.

That's a lot of salt sill. I do love them, too, though.

>and the crafting system is pretty frustrating

How so?
I don't really understand their reasoning for the weapons, though. If it's retro-scifi inspired by the -60s, why do most of them take designs from the second and even first world war? Why does the assault rifle look almost exactly like a Lewis machine gun (even if it was in service until early -50s)? You'd think they'd go for rifles like the G3, AK, M16, etc.
Fallout 2 even has the P90.

They're really little bags though, the kind that go for 5:- a piece at times when the store has ordered too many and just put them in a huge bin.

The frustrating part is that you can't use scopes and magazines interchangeably, I can't take a scope from a hunting rifle and put it on a combat rifle for example.
And I feel there should be more decorations, less walls that look like mad max and a garbage heap had a child.
It's still pretty fun, but instead of having several options that serve different purposes, you tend to end up with one version that is simply better than all the alternatives when crafting armour and weapons.
If I was the creator, I'd make all the parts interchangeable, some may not work. A pipe-gun barrel on a laser rifle might melt but that'd encourage experimenting I think, you'd be able to tinker and come up with neat combinations tailored to your needs, sniper rifle scopes on laser-guns. Pistols with stocks and extended barrels.
Instead we have loads of tiny self-contained weapon mod trees with no interchangeability..

Being stranded on a deserted island with waifu?

Holy shit I wear that exact armour, same LI too.

I'd wear that too, I like the look of the hood especially. But I don't think I can get it anymore, and it's not worth the effort. It was a Dr.pepper promo wasn't it? That brand never really got anywhere here in Sweden.

the recon hood was a freakin promo-DLC? thats fucking disgusting

thank god I didnt give those jews at EA a single dime and pirated everything

Love the hood, one of the few fully covered "helmets" in ME2 and 3. Seems to have a glitch with the eyes though, they seem to turn grey on entering cover.

masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Effect_2#Promotional_Bonus_Items
Yep. Seems like remembered correctly.
Electronic Arts Inc., Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc., and 7-Eleven, Inc. teamed up to offer
Promotional Bonus Items through the 2010 Dr Pepper EA Games Every Bottle/Cup
Wins Promotion when any specially marked Dr Pepper 20 oz. bottle with a yellow cap, or a 7-Eleven Big Gulp is purchased from 7-Eleven in the United States. The codes found under the cap of the bottles or from the label of a Big Gulp can be entered and redeemed at the Dr. Pepper website for downloadable content for Mass Effect 2 as well as other EA Games. Mass Effect 2 prizes are downloaded via the Cerberus Network and are available for both the PC and XBOX 360. At this time there are only three Mass Effect 2 Promotional Bonus Items which were made available through the promotion on January 28, 2010.

Fucking game industry.

>tfw never got to wear the merc helmet.

I really dont like the Helmets of the Mass Effect series besides the N7. They look like the designers tried too hard to make them look futuristic and cyberpunky to the point where they just look goofy.