/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Dr. Erdogan, I'm Taleworlds edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16 :
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/Kc6hzaW1

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:

>user's ACOCK minimod
mega.nz/#F!JRQ1DRqA!Evh-3Q3uQRbaLzR4LiQ85A
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
full download
mega.nz/#!o5g3nAiY!Mv1fVljpCfCWykQW-fTqycWvq4zQ-5aRuTxUpMsN_F8
patch from earlier versions to 4.3.0.7b
mega.nz/#!dt5mQQJL!TJaUZk2ZQDjRdyezFyRWrVhIKNY9pLk2rpMQeM5AqzI

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17
moddb.com/mods/medieval-conquests
store.steampowered.com/app/357310/
youtube.com/watch?v=Qwcsz8MuGug
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for Prima Nocta is the birthright of every Noble.

What if I marry you
[Charm Person]

Second for I'd let them gather my nut tbqh.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

New blog!

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

>second
>implying

xD

>If I pull those ladies shoes off will you die ?

1st for lewd squires that will polish your spear and help you wear your armor

>1st

literally, not figuratively, kill yourself

Can't do dick without the source code and the 1257AD devs refuse to release it because according to them their by which I mean a mod that they were given the source to by the original modder mod "cannot be fixed".

No source code for AKOCK and I dout Cuntzer would ever release it anyway.

Didn't some kind user port the lewd edition of Wedding Dance over to warband? Does anyone have a link?

Don't be crass user.

Why do you goys hate Nords so much?

nth for the ETERNAL RHODOK

Not before Bannerlord.


Technical difficulties tbqh

But there's the decompiler which is imperfect but should work to some extent
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Forced meme.

>native

OTP faction, only good for infantry lines, also vikangs a shit

He should focus on mods that DO have source released.

Dickokujo when?

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Nords are a forced meme race to you??

I actually had no idea you could play multiplayer mods/servers until now because i'm a frothing chimp.

What does /mbg/ recommend?

Duel or Siege for the ultimate naked man experience

swedes are meme, yeah

native or NW because those are the only ones played
or just go in the server browser, turn the has players filter on, and turn the compatible with module filter off to see what mods people are playing
usually it'll be FI2

Dr. Harlaus, I'm Rhodok Republic.

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Ah thanks lads!

*unsheathes crossbow*

*slowly marches toward you in tight defensive formation alongside pikemen*

nothing personnel, kid

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so is being put to the sword in battle

>you attack
>they retaliate 50% harder

you deserve it tbqh

>dual wielding glaives

genius, fucking fund it as an rpg

You're even more cancerous than the chink who drew it
She's a dumb slut, you know exactly what you're doing.

>so is being put to the sword in battle
Actually a Noble is supposed to be, if at all possible, taken alive and then ransomed off.

It is a common woman's duty- NAY her privilege, to grant the favors of her body to a Nombleman.

>freedom for dhirim

>Actually a Noble is supposed to be, if at all possible, taken alive and then ransomed off.
Only if he's strong enough to not die instantly

kek

photoshop that next

That is why I said
>if at all possible

It's highly unlikely to be possible when he rams himself into a pikewall like a dumb cunt

You're just projecting right?

>Actually a Noble is supposed to be, if at all possible, taken alive and then ransomed off
>tfw king henry said fuck that & killed the frogs

Which Henry?

French knights being dumbasses were literally the reason behind Crecy and Poiters and Agincourt.

>those gauntlets

Is he playing Caribbean!?

Someone needs to put that chinese woman's name on a list

Is playing on 0.5 damage on you and 0.75 on you allies acceptable?

What is mbg's opinion of Caribbean?

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who are the saxons of mountain blade?

Do whatever makes it enjoyable for you.

I really like it. If is definitely unique. I think the economy is a huge improvement over native. If you enjoy the genre I'd say buy. You just missed it being on sale for $4.99.

Your baitmongering fuckface is a meme to me, boyo.

What version is modded ACOK for? 2.2?

moddb.com/mods/medieval-conquests
what is this shit? it's the most popular mod on moddb right now

1257 AD-lite

Kings just don't give a fuck.

It actually looks like 1257 with more features. I wonder how he did it.

If it is 1257AD-stable-and-not-buggy-without-ugly-shaders-and-a-map-that-isn't-oversized-and-empty it might be pretty good

looks like 1257 with more crap
i'll download it and see what it is

>Credits
>1257AD *Permissions by: Othr*
Code.google.com List of contributors of 1257AD
>K700 (Forked WSE)
>Hispania 1200 (Animations and minor things)
>Egbert (Battle_Time)
>1429 Cent Anes
>Doghotel's Brainybots
>CWE Team
>Brytenwelda Team
>Sands of Faith
neat

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla until we get a good Post-Apocalypse mod.

>new shitty animations
ree stop doing this

>enb

why?

>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

HUGH MUNGUS WHAT?

>nords aparently weak vs cavalry charges
>order my huskarls and veterans into a 3 man thick wall formation that traverses accross the middle of a hill if there is one
>swadian knights derp into the wall and are auschwitzed immediately

ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME???

wow that looks extremely shitty

store.steampowered.com/app/357310/

>you will never have a pure saxon waifu

Why even live?

She doesn't look like a Saxon.

her mother was a turk

well this looks promising

Like Attila?

>knitted mail

You got a problem commoner?

Not with you, because your king seems to be able to afford real chainmail, rather than some kind of mysteriously painted wool that looks fake as shit in closeups.

I had to google "knitted mail" to know wtf you were actually talking about.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qwcsz8MuGug
Explained it well.

Are people really this autistic about "realism" in movies and TV shows?

it's basically 1257 with stuff from SoF, a new horrible UI, much brighter for some reason, a bunch of music and sounds ripped from M2TW, and a bunch of new stupid running animations

knowing is half the battle, now every time this shit pops up in a show you'll notice it.

like that guy says, it's fine until you do a closeup, then you can tell that it is behaving like fabric.

it looks shit in closeups, it's bad costuming especially if you have the real stuff onhand and half assed it anyways.

I don't think it is about realism as much as it is about shit. Shit is bad. I definitely prefer a movie with less shit. Be it shitty writing, shitty acting. shitty special effects, or in this case, shitty props.

It also has pretty ladies.

>Olwen
Sheepfuckerfucker/10

>reading comments from console players about the port
>OMG ITS SO UGLY WHY IS IT SO UGLY WTF

Disregarding the fact that the engine is over a decade old, their stupid fucking shitboxes couldn't handle massive battles if the graphics were any better. These idiots don't seem to realize the kind of power this game requires, and why it took so long to make it to console.

It's like they want to play at 10 FPS

actually, the welsh resisted the anglo-saxon migration quiet well, genetically they have more british celt in them than other parts of britain.

so don't name your saxon waifu a welsh name you shitter.

neat I learned something

thanks for sharing

that pic can't be knitted chainmail can it?

it looks pretty legit to me

From talking to guys at work who play consoles exclusively graphics seem to be >50% factor of a game being good. Any game that has "old" looking graphics CANNOT be good.

Except one guy who also has a PC and says "I ecpect worse graphics on the PC so I don't mind as much, but console games need to have the most up-to-date looking graphics"

TL:DR People who play exclusively consoles having shit taste isn't a meme it is true.

the edward 1 pic is legit, if not entirely realistic, strictly speaking it should be 5 in 1 ring construction and have rivets, but that shit aint practical or necessary for movie props.

now the guy with the horses on the other hand... I can understand with the horses ok, you'd need a lot of mail and that shit is time consuming to make, plus you'd have to train the horses to put up with that shit on them, but then I look at his golden wooly scarf and I make a face of total disgust.

can confirm this

uninstalled

>420 Illuminati secret feature FTE than Badberry, 69, and harambe

u wot m8

>420 Illuminati secret feature FTE than Badberry, 69, and harambe

the features look promising though, if even half are true

The one that gets me is the one that if you turn it on your game will crash,

Who the puts a toggle on a feature that will crash your game? Why not just take it out of the game completely?

>420 Illuminati secret feature FTE than Badberry, 69, and harambe
What

kek

sounds like it was done on purpose

kinda impressed how he had the balls to put a self-crash toggle

>Who the puts a toggle on a feature that will crash your game?

you have played SoTT right?