/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Cute edition

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

>Patch 3.4 Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/303044-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXI-Update-Thread

>Patch 3.38 notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d

>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/

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au ra girlcock

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Did mafu really pour his own piss on himself? Why would someone do that?

And just like that, another page is written into Xivg history

Pit kit

You look like the prow of a ship

>aranea will never make you apart of their lalafell harem
as is life

>Cock worshiper

???

Highlanders

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Post yfw you're not mafu

Comfy time
I wish I wasn't so tired because I need to do roulettes

Fried, roasted, steamed, smoked, grilled, poached, raw from frozen, cured, glazed.

I saw a cat with super cool facepaint today

What's with that group of catboys always at the bench? do any of them like {/pet} or want to be a pet?

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Did you fuq them? Should have cause those are like one in a lifetime.

lalas! :3

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>finally clear nidblog ex
>you fucking die at the end
What kind of shit ending is that?

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what housing item is that?

THAT'S LEWD DON'T POST THAT

Did you say hi?

Oriental Deck

let us discuss ninfia and what ftelshit did to her

post first pic

Thank you.

Imagine if "lewdposters" stopped existing.

We'd finally have a good thread again.

What DID ftelor do to ninf?

please stick to this resolution so i can filter you

Or we wouldn't have a thread at all

>every post is every 30 mins

Shat on her and indirectly made her cease posting

I'll make sure to change it by 1 every time just for you :^)

Alright, so here's my theory on Au Ra. Female Au Ra are the ones with penises, and the male Au Ra are the ones with vaginas. This is because the alternative would be that male Au Ra have very small genitalia proportionate to their bodies, and it would make little sense of their wide child-bearing hips.

Instead, female Au Ra have very large penises, so that they might reach deep enough inside the male Au Ra to fertilize them. There is an advantage to this for male Au Ra. It essentially leaves them with no excessively weak points on their bodies. The amount of time between fertilization and laying an egg is short comparatively to the amount of time other races need to give birth to a child. This allows there to be minimal amounts of downtime for the male Au Ra before they can resume their typical role in their tribe or society.

Having two weak points is not as great of a disadvantage for the female Au Ra because of their small stature. They're not just a more difficult target to hit, they're also very quick to maneuver.

tfw nega-Aranea shows up

+1

is that really so bad?

tl;dr

>tfw your rl girlfriend has a dick but you just want to be a worthless cumdump for people on the internet

xth for girl lalas are gross and male lalas are superior in every way

They're both gross as characters and Rocs have the right idea

?

no.

I was intimidated by how cool their facepaint was, so no.

That's not a girl my man.

What do I do for levels after roulettes, post 50?

i'll be your girlfriend's girlfriend (male) if you don't want to be...

The most overused one in the game

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>tfw you see a cute catboy

You should have said hi. That cat is pretty lonely and pathetic.

Someone's ought to teach you the shoulder and everything else warming pleasures of cozy winter clothing.

Run dungeons, do relic crystal fates or do potd

>tfw you rape a cute catboy

Cats?

What is a cat?

stop.
cute blueberry!!!

rawr~

Girls can have dicks too.

catboys are for petting not raping

aaaaAAAAAAAAAA

how do i get this blueberry to breed and chokefuck me

$50 says you've seen a girl you thought was cute in real life and you had no idea that they actually had a dick.

Oh man, I love wagers. Let's go

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How do we fix the HW jobs?

Cat

Can confirm, am girl has dick

Not the guy you're replying to but I'll take that bet

remove ast

Where is our guy?

why even bother

I want this panther in my pants

ikr

this fixes fflogs

Because the sun keeps rising

I just wanna go home... with Selzh... and, I dunno... Have a bottle of beer.
*le sighs* It's not gonna happen...

Would anyone be opposed to Battle Voice also removing the damage penalty for Mage's Ballad and Army's Paeon for it's 30 second duration?

You've got a job to do

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>still no pure yandere bf
Life is harsh.

By your logic this is not a girl
i.imgur.com/Asj4poP.jpg

You're right...
I've still got things left to do...

Why do all the /xivg/ males seem to only be pumpers for other males? Especially miqotes.

>Cosmo plays this game

Like talk about goats!

Pretty sure the wager was "you've seen a girl you thought was cute in real life and you had no idea that they actually had a dick"

want me to be your yandere au ra gf (male)?

>constant cringey slut posting is the better alternative

>Brianna Wu plays this game

>yandere
You'd get tired of that really quick

The same goes for females with females
But it's because they're either fujos or gay

Pretty much everyone on /v/ and Veeky Forums agrees that /xivg/ is the absolute worst general on Veeky Forums.
Why do you choose to be like this?

And she likes it.

this is actually bait

Manqote?

Yes

I know what I want, buddy