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>Links
Official Site: scottgames.com
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First for insatiable thirst

>first post is roommates shit
Off to a great start

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>Zeemap
>AGAIN

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I apologize for triggering you

But why?

Why not? Who doesn't want to spend an evening with a child murderer?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He did it once again! Isn't he just the purplest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic underweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your security camera screen which is the only source of light in your office, giggling like a like girl as you once again kill some kid and stuff their body into a suit. Or maybe you don't even stuff their body into a suit. Maybe you're such a disgusting minimum wage worker that you actually paid for a positon at Fazbear Entertainment, so you just kill the kid. Oh, and we all know the kid. The "epic" ded kid, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you kill him that your grape jelly falls on the floor, but it's ok, your springtrap suit will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your springtrap suit. You are a thin fucking fuckup, it's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time in a children's restaurant murdering kids and stuffing their bodies into suits. Just imagine this. You wore the suit, and then it thought you were gonna be a children's entertainer or something nice, and then you became a child murderer. A pathetic purple child murderer. It probably cries itself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how it wishes it could just disappear. It can't even try to talk with you because it's a fucking suit and it can't talk. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad unnaturally long and thin man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

I don't.

>hey everyone look how cool and different I am disliking the popular thing
Alright fine, we'll go back to on-topic discussion. Let's talk about __________

What IS this copypasta

Something we haven't talked about a thousand times before?

Sure, how about ___________

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Who's an OCfag who doesn't get talked about much?

There's a few of those, we could talk about ______ or maybe ________

To be honest I think _______ is pretty overrated.

Everything will be ok.

______ is one of my least favorite OCfags and _________ has been gone for a while now.

>teases at human wife x fox-e smut
>doesn't deliver

kiss the insane blueberry

ENOUGH

>teases at human wife x fox-e smut
>doesn't deliver

I want to tie that bunny up and fuck it silly.

Yeah thanks, Grin of Eto.

Obviously you should kiss the blue bun enough. You don't want to kiss her too much or too little.

pls no bully
the disease it eats at my mind

Halo General eh?

>kiss her too much
Is such a thing even possible?

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We could discuss Sy. I know he's the most popular writefag besides Poke but this IS the Systemeth edition

furry four armed toy foxy
not futa though, futa is gay

do I have to

A theoretical possibility, perhaps.

>STILL no Hotline Miami FNAF campaign

I actually do have a nagging question about his stuff. Who or what is Amber Ratel? It's sort of implied to be Topaz Bonnie but how exactly did it disguise itself as a human?

I would much rather have a bean.

I want to crawl inside that hoodie with her and slowly make sweet love to her

>doxxing namefags
doing god's work user

Doxxing namefags is confusing, because a lot are completely different irl from the image you built of them in your head. It really makes you second-guess yourself.

now that Veeky Forums is finaly over, where are we going to go?

Your house

The other chan

MEME JAIL RIOT

The first story with Topaz Bonnie in it had her wear someone as a meatsuit at the end.
I'm guessing she has since perfected the process, and is wearing someone else (if not fashioned one).

Into the woods to shoot myself.

Mind explaining this one for me?

I doubt it's over, a bunch of user data was probably leaked, which our new administrator has a history of doing. Fortunately for me, all they'll find is a bunch of weird robofurry porn. So long as you weren't using Veeky Forums for any illegal activity and weren't stupid enough to get a Gold account, you're fine.

Explaining what? Can you elaborate on your question?

What implied Ratel is Topaz and she had a motivation to disguise herself as human .

Would you work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria on the day shift?

No, the food service industry is shit.

>AMBER IS NOT MY NAME! is spelled out if you take the first character from each paragraph, ignoring quotation marks
>Flight number is HEX4175, converting from hexadecimal to text and 4175 becomes Au, Au is the periodic table symbol for Gold
>her story epilogue revealed that she has She-Hulk like strength, aka freaky robot strength
>body covered in scars
>has seen some shit
>she wasn't expected, Valdez was
>last person with Valdez was Topaz who for all intents and purposes killed him
>she says with no hint of remorse or empathy that he died of "iron poisoning" aka far too much iron in his bloodstream, like say, when a metal endoskeleton shoves itself into you

As for motivation to disguise herself as human, it hasn't been stated. Topaz didn't explain herself when she put the repairman on, she simply did it.

What in the hell are you talking about?

Nothing's officially been confirmed yet.

You really should share this type of shit sooner.
I've never seen any type of talk about that and this is the type of untapped lore his fans seem to love.

A mysterious hacker by the name of Veeky Forums has hacked us

I am 99% certain that twitter is just him apologizing in advance for how batshit he's letting the mods on /v/ go with the 127th Nintendo anniversary post.

Nothing to panic over.

I'm in love with a chicken

That's not a very good chicken to be in love with.

I feel like Scott should've done the beakless idea with the original Chica. It looks way more interesting and comes across as a little unnerving.

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Go to bed.

Stay up and talk to me.

Something like that could have worked in fnaf 2, giving a nice contrast to Toy Chica's more eye pleasing beakless look. I'm not a big fan of withered Chica as she looks in the canon; even if you put her back together she still looks overtly monstrous.

all Chica's are beautiful. Some are just less beautiful than others. And some are so less beautiful than others they should be completely disregarded and forgotten about forever.

2's withered bots make no sense.
Why would they remove Bonnie's face. Where... where could they possible use Bonnie's face, other than on Bonnie?

I mean obviously I accept it as just a way to make them spookier, but it bothers me a bit.

People don't really bother with hidden shit in writefaggotry (or voicefaggotry) I've noticed.
But if only one person is talking about it, it's likely that people would just write you off as seeing shit that isn't there.

It would have been fine if it was the mask, that actually would have made sense. But no, it's just gone and you have an inexplicable Freddy head. Withered Freddy looks badass though. Everything about him was imposing as hell. Shame it became the first in a long tradition of demoting what was one the most frightening bot into just another threat among many.

I remember Drick tried that out for a story or two, but most people assumed they were typos and he went back to keeping everything surface level.

He has that "lost control of his life" look on his face
That, or a bored-out-of-his-fucking-mind-with-his-current-lifestyle gaze. One of the two.

He's just waiting to fuck his daughter.

It's a lot more likely that he's waiting to fuck his son
Even likelier for his son to fuck him

I don't like sleeping.
What about?
A little of both.

Nah, knowing that storyline, any fucking involving that fox was done back in his crossdressing commander days.

I don't understand.

I dunno user, I went back and reread the story based on user bringing that up and looking at it with the new perspective I see his talk has merit. I feel stupid for not getting it at the time, but I'm retarded for not picking it up with the Back to the Future greentext where Goldie says "Fuckin' Amber Alert" which holy fuck is an anagram for her last name.

It's not important that you understand, only that you obey.

Who gives the orders here?
youtube.com/watch?v=SKLd2Ht36n0

About me and you

I AM THE DANCE COMMANDER AND I COMMAND YOU TO DANCE.

Crisis it's 2AM come to bed.
I'll let you be the little spoon if you want.

looks like town of salem

No.

I still haven't worked out the code that's in plain sight back in one of the Goldie stories.

Don't feel bad, I didn't put that together either, and I can remember that Goldie also called her Amber Alert in one of the few voicefaggotries she's been in.

STOP!
CONTINUE!

>I remember Drick tried that out for a story or two, but most people assumed they were typos and he went back to keeping everything surface level.
I had meant that people don't really bother trying to figure out the hidden shit, not that writefags don't really bother. Hell, this wasn't even the first time Sy has put hidden shit in.

Everybody's movin
What they shouldn't be movin
Everybody's moving it
In the middle of the street

Please be from the crossdressing days.
That site exists IRL. It's vanilla as fuck though.

maybe foxy could argue that it was just another bot of the same line and berate his son for going on a smut site

>It's live
>Cri-junior is now aware of the squeaky bed springs, dull thuds, muffled moaning, and the donkey his father tried to sneak in earlier through the back.

I need more lazy, apathetic, hoodie beanpole in my life.

>Free live porn
Where do you find this?

Good thing we have several ocfags who can be summed up as "draws weaver fanart", I'm sure one of them will get around to it eventually.

Your mom's house, AW SNAP!

>It's live
This is a world where there are more transrobotic haunted otherkin citizens than people and their global conglomerate superultramegacorp has them all fuck each other hundreds of times a day for no raisin.

It's another fox.

Christ, look at that kid's face. He's strapped in and ready to go. Too bad the forgot to pull his pants down first.

>Too bad the forgot to pull his pants down first.
>Implying that's going to stop him

>My ancestors are smiling upon me Imperials.
>Can you say the same?

Should have gone with an even more generic sounding name.

I'm sure by 2087 porn of things we can't even fathom yet are free and plentiful.

>My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials

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