League of Legends General - /lolg/

>Azir
>Tristana
>Darius

When Riot fucks you in the ass do you cry? Or is your ass already so gaped that you don't even feel it anymore?

>So is it a literal buff to Draven because I've never seen that skin lose.

Now that you bring it up...

What are some skins that are considered OP for wins and some skins that are considered a curse for loss ratios?

Best girl
Best butt
Best hair

I'm sorry I just don't care.

If I like something I stick to it regardless of fotm or bad.

Base Sion Skin for Winstreaks.

Buccaneer Tristana for Winstreaks.

Divine Soraka for Losing Streaks.

DJ Sona for Losing Streaks.

Woad Darius for Wins. R! R ! R!

I'm really excited for the star guardian skins!

I can't wait to do star guardian bot lane, maybe even star guardian 5's team if I'm lucky.

I'm planning up on getting better as mid lane, since I'm very used to the jungle role as it'll become my main role.

What are currently some good champions for shitters like me with the exception of Annie? I was actually thinking of Mordekaiser, because, in LAS, no one fucking knows about Mordekaiser nor they really abuse the fact he's an easy free kill.

I think that Mordekaiser would be great as I'm starting to pay more and more attention to the map and to be careful on where the jungler is at.

>Check skin prices
>Soul Reaver Draven is 1350
>Everything else is 975 or less

What the fuck Riot. Either they know its a buff or I shouldn't play Primetime anymore.

Good midlaners are those that never really bother having to engage with their lane opponent because they can get all the cs anyway, even under turret, with long range waveclear.

It trivializes matchups and so you most learn item builds as not much else distinguishes midlaners any more.

god i hate brand

based
Loyal to the emperor/10

how do I lulu support. Is she even good?

Why aren't you watching the greatest LoL esports event of all time featuringone of the most memorable moments in this game's history?
/esl_lol

she received a string of buffs to increase the power of lulu support and minor nerfs to lulu mid. she's a lot stronger than before, it's just no one is going to use her until she becomes the hidden op.

All they did was remove her from solo lanes without addressing why she's a shit support.

>Playing jungle against a Lulu support
>She just ults the ADC every fucking time I gank and he lives

>Tired
>Long day of work
>Just want to play league
>Get midlane
>Zed isn't banned for once

This champion is soothing therapy. for me

If you didn't notice, they gave her an attack speed buff on Whimsy and various other things over months.

haven't played this game in like 6 months

quit while you still can.

explain

Yeah but that doesn't actually change the fact that she's not remotely as good as the top tier supports.

>thresh literally does the same thing on a regular ability

Man, old old Orianna is ugly. She has a resting bitch-face and it's kind of uncomfortable. Or is that the Chinese art?

Jinx is a cute

When did Thresh start giving his teammates 500 health the second before I kill their 50 health ass?

nothing tilts me faster than seeing a riven top and a jhin on my team.

ALL MY JHINS SUCK ASS

I wanna fugg her bareback.

>implying that isnt inferior to a 900 range instant cast outplay

Is this night of the living retards?

>plat
>guy picks nasus into quinn
>sees nothing wrong with it

MOTHER FUCKING RIVEN YASUO AND JHIN

SOMEONE COME KILL ME ALREADY HOLY SHIT

>go back to maining adc
>twitch nerfed and assassins about to turn into MEGA TURBO CANCER
hold me

You see, that takes something called "foresight" to run away before the gank happens even though your ADC refuses to so your lantern actually pulls them to safety.

Which is one of the reasons why his winrate is shit in soloq.

So about's the Assassin rework?

>tfw all the assassins are super teleport/dash centric and explode someone with a million attacks in one second after going in super hard
>both the game's snipers are ADCs and aside from their ults don't even feel like snipers

I just want a long range "assassin" sniper expert.

new girl in town

Reminder that it is inevitable at this point that LoL gets a compendium

Hold me motherfucker I've been maining adc since I started playing this game.
Fuck this game.

>twitch nerfed
>kog raped and left in the back alley

and youre only going to get a summoner icon and no actual cool content from it

If it was going to get one this year it'd have it already dumbass

Is Vlad pure?

>Trying to start a skinwar
>With SONA

This is not a fight you win Jannfag.

Are you telling me you wanted to play ad carries that weren't sivir jhin lucian ezreal?

We'll see about that, just wait until the skin is released those tits will be god-tier you sonafags won't be able to compete

Janna can be a Busty Baroness

What do you eat while playing LoL

>Babby waifufag gets a single fanservice skin and it immediately goes to his head

The ONLY girl who can even compete with Sona in skins is Fiora and that's just because Pool Party is 10/10.

Is there an entire feudal system based off of bust size?

Annie has better skins than sona though, it's not even close

SHE'S TAKEN!

Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.

>eating while playing
?

Slightly unrelated, but I know of at least one fapfic series loosely based on this premise.

Reese does the warden know you have internet access?

dried fruit and nuts

usually in titty rankings we only consider the default skin

i did the autistic titty comparison between MF and Sona

>sighstone, aegis, mikeal's, ionains, frost queen's support lux does more damage than 6 other people in the lobby
uhhh

are you autistic? Why eat that tasteless shit when you could be playing LoL while feasting on a big juicy steak

Calling it now, Terror Daddy will finally be teased in Elementalist Lux's ultimate skin cinematic.

Right after the 4 other Darkin right?

I wish.

I quit playing adc because the amount of pure garbage lined up against you was just too retarded for me to deal with. I might do a round or two in normals, but fuck ranked.

>assassins killing you in .44 seconds
>full tank builds dropping their nuts on your face
>mages deleting you almost as fast as assassins
>every adc nearly nerfed into the fucking ground except maybe 2-3
>supports who can't do their jobs because their adc either dies too fast or the enemy is just too tanky to peel off of them forever

Playing ADC in 2016 is basically playing a grey screen simulator and expecting to have fun.

>tfw you remember leakfag was wrong
>tfw it would have been interesting to have a female darkin champion.

I could jerk off to Sonas model To Be DESU

>ADCucks still butthurt
Fucking git gud before you complain about ADCs being weak in a game where ranged > melee.

chips and dick

>kog raped and left in the back alley
Thats an understatement,. Fuck riot they didn't even have the decency to fully revert him. So now he has all his old problems and all the new from his terrible kit. I hope his win rate tanks so hard Riot fixes him this is awful.

Spaghetti atm. I add in diced mushrooms, onions, shredded pepperjack and cayenne pepper along with a pound of ground round into the sauce. The result is so delicious it would make Peter deny Jesus three more times.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>quinn pickers

>literally every major league youtube channel is the same now, even fucking gbay
what the fuck happened?

Are you the same guy that's been randomly shitting on me all day?

I bet I know who you are

So since coming back to the game for the first time in years - these are the things I actually enjoy playing so far

Top - Swain, Renekton, Teemo
Mid - Xerath, Varus, Kassadin
ADC - Ezreal, Vayne
Jungle - Kindred, Jarvan

which of these are worth focusing on, which should never be touched - for playing ranked that is

You ever try your hand at making your own pasta and sauce? I haven't had anything that good in a while. Blows the ever loving fuck out of canned shit. I made a fuck load a while back and froze it all. Still trying to eat through it but I'm not complaining that shit's amazing. Fresh pasta also cooks hella fast, so if that's any motivation then go for it.

Youtube updated its terms and conditions

>TSM icon
>Picks Quinn top instead of Jg/Mid

That bitch doesn't deserve the Halo name.

Demon Vi for Loss. Every time
Same with Fiddle me Timbers

I've tried it, but I add so many extras into the sauce that I find the base doesn't matter, I usually go for the store-brand simply because it's cheapest (tfw college tuition).

NO RESPONSE

why did you defriend me :(

Whenever i play that matchup i shit on quinn but my team feeds

I have bad luck with her

Top - Swain, Renekton
Mid - Xerath, Kassadin
ADC - Ezreal (unless you're really confident in your Vayne play)
Jungle - Jarvan

Swain's not bad in mid too so he's a good flex pick.

Dump Varus mid because while he's fun you get fucked too easy, same with Tremont. Also drop J4 and learn either Nidalee RekSai or Gragas, J4 is just outclassed as both a full damage carry by Kha Zix and as a tank by Rek and Gragas

That's not enough information.

why are sonas tits as big as her waist?

>tfw I had this image of you literally hunting down this man and egging his house.

>kassadin

unless you're playing normals i wouldnt waste my time on him

you can go 5-0 in lane on him and still lose because this is a TEAM GAME

fuck riot

>you can go 5-0 in lane and still lose as Kassadin
You can go 0-5 in lane and still win as Kassadin retard.

>Malphite support

He deserved that loss

>simply because it's the cheapest
I feel you, user. So long as you throw stuff into a cheap can of sauce you can make it amazing. Keep on keeping on.

Should I ever gank vladimir?
It might result it sums but it never results in a kill and I usually end with way less health from those ganks.

wow thanks for the insightful post user, im sure my bot lane and jungle will stop feeding now!

>t. mastery 6, 90k points kassadin