League o Legends General - /lolg/

I wanna hold Jinx's hand.
Okay that aside how do I learn Death Metal Man? I main bot lane so top tends to be foreign territory to me but Metal Man always looks really intriguing and how can you hate a pet dragon?

>STILL NO URF IN NA
NICE GAME LOLBABOONS

>Cowtit Queen
Sona
>Dairy Dutchess
Evelynn MissFortune Morganna
>Cleavage Countess
Ahri Akali Elise Nidalee Vi Zyra
>Busty Baroness
Ashe Cassiopeia Fiora Illaoi Janna Katarina LeBlanc Nami Sejuani Sivir Syndra
>Modest Merchant
Irelia Karma Kayle Leona Lissandra Lux Riven Shyvanna Soraka Vayne
>Flat Farmer
Kalista Quinn Taliyah
>Sexless serf
Jinx

"Pins and needles! HAHAHAHAHAH!"

Feels of a triggered faggot, warning.

This is it. I am done with ranked until the new season.

>huge lose streak
>get a premade botlane going 0/4 in 5 min
>lose game
>later on in the lobby for next game
>h-h-ey will not feed like my previous botlane?
>nah i am god with jinx 72 win ratio lvl 7 :)
>They proceed to feed their ass off
>i proceed to lose it and tilt into oblivion

Its just isn't worth it. Plat IV. Here ends my shitty road for now.

Being a solo fag is suffering.You premade fucks with people of 3 higher divisions carrying your ass don't know what struggle is.

shoutout to all the other solo players.

Maybe if i picked shit like Annie every match then i would win. But this game is supposed to be fun, isn't it?

Sorry to all the faggots to who i ruined the game because of flaming.

Thank you for reading my blog, hope you have more luck than me.

Medieval is kinda shit. The concept is cool but the helmet really killed the skin for me. Did the VU fix it up?

I honestly can't believe they did it so well. Like the amount of work in it is strange.

>mid swaps w adc in champ select
>mid gets rekt in laning, goes 1/7
>laning ends, win teamfights
>notice he has a tendency to overstay
>escort the little veigar to safety after every fight
>ends up 8/7
Who /motherly feelings/ here

>pick Veigar
>rice hard

"Du du du du du.... dudududu..... dududududu! Heheheh!"
"SEWER SKEWERS FOR EVERYBODY"
"Aged like a fine egg!"

I liked playing him before the VU but it was really just perfect, it completely captures the crazy sewer rat.

I don't want it because it's good I want it because I want the whole set and it's rare. I don't think you can even get it from hextech crafting so unless they make a way to get it then I will never have it.

>your silver darius makes the enemy dia smurf riven completely useless

"NOW THERE'S A SMELL YOU CAN FEEL!"

"It's mine! I licked it!"

>Pick veigar
>Go top
>Make bruiser kiddies cry by getting free damage while building full tank

Can suicidal full ad jarvan that kills adc or apc every fight get me to diamond?

As long as you can do your job of killing shit, yes.

Good luck doing that with a Soraka or Janna on their team though.

You can get Riot skins from the crafting so you should be able to get Mid-rat from it as well.

No. At some point you'll reach people who actually understand how to respect damage zones, and you'll only be able to sneak up on people.

Eh I like it after the VU, it looks kinda steam-punk-ish more than anything at the moment. I seldom see it tho.

Yes, it's the only way to play Jarvan now.

Why is farming with Teemo such a zen experience?

Karma and Poppy were top tier too

>should be able to get Mid-rat from it as well.
Nope

reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4ajrv1/psa_skins_you_cannot_get_using_hextech/

I think its just the "End of Season Blues"
for everyone, user. Im having the same problem.
Dont get me wrong, im a gold shitter, but
it bothers me that i lose 6 games in a row
, have the system tell me im bad, then i go
and have a 14-1 game as ryze against gold players in normals.

Too many emotions in ranked. The best time to climb is during the summer, desu

WHY IS SORAKA ALLOWED

The soft "pfft.. Tic!" is quite soothing.

That's pretty dumb but alright.

>not learning how to avoid starcall
>not killing the goat first

>Tfw no support slut to bully and humiliate every single game.

League of Legends

Kill her
Kill others
Easy

>Alistar hits low health enemies out of our team's range/skill shots/AoE
>still demands praise for doing the combos and shit

I'm trying to learn how to play ADC, and I get supports shit talking me every other game.

Is this what it's like bot lane? Getting real sick of these kids.

You can't even get it through mystery gifting.

>tfw

If Vlad wasn't an albino, what color would his skin and hair be?

Are Cows Fertile?

He'd be a ginger and you fucking know it

blue and green

>Cowtit Queen
More like Autism Queen. Huge tits, huge ass, mute woman who never blabbers about shit=pandering to waifutards.
B R A V O RIOT

She just got gutted though.

Riot has cucked us.

...

I want to know who her supposedly crazier sister is, or her parents for that matter.

Aryan or black hair and black eyes.

Are u in euw? If yes post ign

>liking a perfect woman is somehow bad

Does Sona have autism?

Maybe her and Jihn are a perfect match

What an alarmingly accurate account of alliteration.

It's obviously Vi and her parents probably died when she was very, very young.

Do what I used to do when my team would flame me for being bad at ADC
Build 6 dorans blade and tell them you are new wasting heal on cooldown for sustain.

100% pure Argentinian White :^)
WE WUZ VAMPIRES AN SHET

>has autism
>perfect
XD

Ewwwwww, I bet you think Rei is better than Asuka to really accentuate your shit tastes.

A large portion of supports are entitled children who don't actually play the role well but can hide how shit they are by saying it's the other guys fault.

That said if you've never adc'd before you're probably playing like a retard. But a good support player doesn't flame you he either figures out how to work with you or abandons you and get something done mid or top

Jhinfags please get it through your shit filled heads already that your lord and savior is a permavirgin.

What if their parents where a cop and mob boss and they are still kicking around somewhere?

But Jhin hates Sona and wants to kill her out of artistic jealously though.

need to hang that faggot(s) from rito who thinks was a fucking good idea random urf, its trash. just champions like yasuo, tahm. its just who have the most " broken" champions like akali,eve,fizz. wtf i do with shen in urf?

>the "perfect woman" is Miku Hatsune with cow tits and literally no personality to speak of
How do Sona fags not realize their waifu is objectivley shit.

I have been playing for 6 years and have played jinx like 30 times and I'm just now learning that her passive gives stacking total attack speed along with the movespeed

Was it this way on release? I thought it only gave movespeed at a point

MORE POWDER!

Jhin hates Sona.

Why do people always try to ship stuff without even checking quotes?

Jhin hates the fuck out of Sona though.

redheads are always best girls

Prove me wrong

How do you last hit on lux

>LOL she can't speek!!! This means she has no peronality XDDD LOOOOOL

Why would he be a ginger? He has plenty of soul.
NOT A VAMPIRE

It was always like that, one of the reasos I can't stand her. makes killing her first such a massive priority.

>implying her inability to speak is linked to her non-existant personality.

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Reminder that Mordekaiser/Sona is the best ship you fags.

>Jhin is not only a great artist but is also pure
4/4

this desu

WTF xDD

She has like 60 base AD. Load up some customs and practice. Glance over your E and look at the damage. Click on the minions and check their health. Auto the wave a couple of times tog et them low enough to pop them all with an E. That's probably where you're fucking up. Still, it's best not to do that since ideally you want the lane frozen on your side with your e's going out to deny or harass.

i have a friend who is silver 5 support main, he think that he really deserve to be better and higher but really his play is not so good

every day he plays and says his team is the problem so i say to him to play a role that perhaps is better for carry but then he says to me that his play is gold 5 or better and i just say nothing and agree but really it is not.

he asks me every day to make a smurf to duo queue with him but i do not really want to play with him if he will just be angry all the time and cry about teams

Using green text is no excuse for acting like a fucking retard.

Shen is actually really good in urf, you basically always have your Q up to buff your autos and the dash has a super low cooldown to chase or interupt stuff.

Jihn doesn't HATE sona. He just thinks she's not a good artist and is his rival.

>NOT A VAMPIRE
Prove it:^)

>only one of the partners is physically attractive
>no relationship outside of AU skins
>no rape BDSM
>no interesting conspiracies involved
>Sona's intelligence is pretty mediocre

shit pairing

he probably does play like a gold v

but playing like a gold v in the support role is not enough to carry silver games

Jhin is cannon gay for a certain demacian prince

Are you bored, user?

>a certain demacian prince
Quinn?

anyone else on EUW having chat issues?

Hey that's not fair Sona is attractive too!

WHY

WHY CAN'T I GET THE GOOD TEAM FOR ONCE

WHY DO I HAVE TO GET THE FREE WEEK KHA THAT FEEDS EVERY LANE

THE IDIOT THAT TRIES TO MEMEPICK TOP AND GETS STOMPED BY AN ACTUAL TOP CHAMPION

THE LB THAT HAS 40 FARM AT 20 MINUTES AND HASN'T ROAMED ONCE

THE BOT LANE THAT FEEDS 20 KILLS TO A JHIN OR VAYNE BEFORE 10 MINUTES

WHY ME

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE GETTING PAIRED WITH THESE SHITTERS

OVER

AND

OVER

FUCK THIS GAME

FUCK THESE RETARDS

FUCK ME

FUCK EVERYTHING

really he does not, i usually jungle but sometimes i play bot with him and he is a silver 5

misses spells or uses them at the wrong time, has bad positions and often uses spell for no reason on the wave to push it and make minions kill the cs

people here will say support is useless carried role but good support really stands out

bad support stands out even more

No. Think about it and you will know it to be true.

>not playing on /mute all in the current year

ishygddt

Morde would totally be into BDSM

>implying
>impying sona doesn't rape morde

also most famous (classical at least) musicians are considered geniuses

>>Sona's intelligence is pretty mediocre

Source, since apparently you are the best to tell, miss hyperintelligent autist?

>tfw play Kha sometimes.
>All week every time I pick him I get associated with f2p shitters who don't know how to cancel with tiamat.
I once asked a Kha why he didn't use his ult in teamfights. He said it was because he didn't think it was good and he only used it for the movespeed to get out of base faster.

>her 10 quotes are literally all music puns
>no backstory besides "pretty girl plays music"

Man such a rich and defined character and personality with depth and background

I mean with bland, undefined characters like Darius, Graves, Illaoi, Jinx, Sion, Jhin, Kalista, Kindred, Lulu, Ryze, and more, it's a good thing we have Sona to prove that Riot can create memorable personalities.

>Soraka and Sivir lane in urf

Make it stop