/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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First for Peru

MOST
LUSCIOUS
ASS

st for slav dota

check my 4

Don't forget to donate some money to Waga when he starts streaming again...he's probably sad after not being able to win a single pro game.

>less than six hours until lowtax announces he bought Veeky Forums

remember that societal justice warriors are desperate to control Veeky Forums in these critical month's before the election

guess who

>get put in low priority on smurf
>skywrath mid
>lets rek these kids
>team pays attention to pings and shit
>CM puts herself in danger many times, but after a couple of deaths to slark she respects my X pings and "get back!"s like they are written on fuckin stone tablets from god
>cm even turns around from simply going to put down a ward at one point because i'm X pinging her, doesn't put the ward, instead somebody shows up and pops a dust and slark is right there and we shitfuck him

how fucking gratifying to play dota with human beings that understand other people might have good ideas about how the game is playing out

>we need open borders for faster queue times!

>your game is ready, press accept
>south american doesnt load
>back to queue
>your game is ready, load into game
>south american disconnects
>abandons
>back to queue
>your game is ready, load into game
>south american disconnects
>pause for 5 minutes
>play for another 4 minutes about to leave game
>he comes back at the last second and now the game counts

i love this meme about open borders being great for dota

gimme new Compendium / Battle Pass

I've said it before but I'll say it again

valve should nuke peru

I'm so ecstatic right now!! I am a 2k player and this game I was playing Dazzle at the start of the match I bought wards and couriers and everything, then in mid game my team's Riki said "you support good" then Slardar and Slark agreed with "yeah" and "Dazzle is good" respectively. I said "thank you :)" then after the end of the game I saw my commend increase from 0 to 1! I don't know who commended me but it's probably the Riki :)

I never felt as happy in a DotA game as right now, it definitely gave me a BIG confident boost!!! Now I can confidently play more online matches instead of with bots!

Thank you for reading you guys! :)

EDIT: in case any of you guys want to see my 2k match 2661123099 :)

reminder that non-whites are non-human

YES

...

I don't even know what to post here anymore.

Post-TI emptiness and a whole year of honeypot LANs ahead.

Is funny because if you ask more for this, the more peruvians play in the US servers. When Sumail said that about peru, his stream was full of mad peruvians.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

just go play battlerite instead of rereading dumb copy pastas all day from these idiots

Why not just play something other than dota if you're so unhappy?

twitter.com/SumaaaaiL/status/767178127793684480

sumail for president

>Akasha, the queen of pain, will never feast on your sexual energy.

What's the point?

Name? he looks cute

I do, i play other offline games and pubs in TF2.

Why do people keep posting picture of this disgusting daddy issues girl?

that's a Boy (female) user

>hates server jumping peruvians
>blogs on his feed
is sumail our guy

Teresa the Dancer

Q- Heal
W- amplify both physical and magic damage
E - resistance for both physical and magic damage
R- Resurrects teammates

Y/N

:^)

>ignore it and it will go away
thanks tumblr

because retards like you reply every time

it's one of the most efficient baits, so bad trolls who don't care about the quality of their shitposts use it regularly

Thats how the mutting system works and it really helps to play.

>Queue up for US East
>4 south americans on my team
Thanks Valve!

holy fuck lmao that was me playing as CM

shh Artour is sleeping

I find soeposting far better than boring unrelated /pol/ shit or copypasta about heroes being sluts

no ones talking about mute. we are talking about getting south american savages on our team.

Monkey King WHEN?

>on a 5 game winstreak
>matched with an iranian on NA
>hes on a 10 game lose streak
indeed, it gives one pause for thought
dont forget to like and subscribe

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>tree of savior is dead
>dota of the ancients is dead

hlep

plaza italia?

...

>talking shit on my teammate invoker because he's playing the right click quas exort nivoker
>i tell him i hate that build
>match ends
>he goes to my recent games
>3 pages down there's one invoker match
>he says i played quas exort myself
>picrelated.

im going to marry windrunner!

is ta the worst hero in the game?

>It's a /d2g/ bully south americans episode

;_;

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Dota isnt ded.. You can play with me, user!

nobody likes you, lina
STFu

Disarming shot
>affects: enemy units and buildings
>auto cast
>spell immunity: yes
Sniper fires at the weapon of an enemy, disarming and slowing them.
If the target is closer than 444 units, the duration is increased by 44%.
If the target is further than 666 units, the duration is reduced by 66%.
Disarm duration 3/3/4/5 seconds
Slow 1/11/22/33%
55/44/33/22 second cooldown

>using chat
>playing invoker
...

Holy shit i knew she was a slut but... I guess horses like carrots even in human form

What's wrong with using chat and playing Invoker?

>Dota isnt ded.. You can play with me, user!

Post steam!

tree of savior had no chance since the start
if you read reviews of the korean version of the game, you'd know it's garbage

>25/22/19/16 second cooldown
fixed it

I think you have been in one to many dubs threads user

>housewife
but Kelly isn't even married?

>that feel when youre getting rolled in all random then their fat ursa abandons and you barely win a 4v5

Why user? You post yours

fuck yeah add me id/stary

lets have sex dumb kumiko poster

>tree of savior had no chance since the start
>if you read reviews of the korean version of the game, you'd know it's garbage

Release date was rushed but at least Koreans got all the content way faster than westfags and enjoyed it without horrible international ToS bugs.
The game had no chance to live because of absolutely awful core code problems that frequently caused 2 fps, animation lags, horrible bugs, exploits and other shit. As soon as people realized that it wont be fixed any time soon they started dropping that game.

It was a pretty good looking "oldschool" RO-like game with nice music and game design, too bad they fucked it up royally with IMCompetent development and shit tier gook programmers.

test

just search for Veeky Forums chat in user chats and say IH WHEN IM GETTING FUCKING BORED

I'm NOT allowing you to have sex with my Kumiko poster.

congratulations you passed

y u want to maek me so sad user

too late already deflowered her

thanks :)

>Veeky Forums chat

This shit has nothing to do with /d2g/.

>Play with some Meepo spammer
>He announces he is the best in PvP and in bed
>Game goes okay for me, but Meepo destroys his lane
>We die as 4 because we started a fight without Meepo (he was solo roshing)
>He allchats and says we fed to make space for his Roshan, and it was all part our team plan
The real hero

Good afternoon dotrads

>too late already deflowered her

No, that DID NOT happen and I'll NEVER allow that to happen.

Thoughts on support Warlock?

>Loda is getting cucked by a carrot

warlock is a farming core
feck off

>LoL will die
>CSGO will die

DELUSIONAL LITTLE FAGGOTS

hes been cucked by worse desu

...

You dont wanna play together?

what are you even talking about user

im pretty sure im the only person posting in this thread and im on that chat spamming retarded shit 24/7, so basically its the same thing

except in here i can say im about to hit 6k and nobody can prove me wrong

Uhmm..But I have a very high winrate playing warlock as a 5 position support.

>me ooga thread booga
And then you wonder why no one wants to do anything with the Veeky Forums chat

Reminder that Source 2 brought balance to Dota and didn't leave it to darkness.

>playing racing car games
What's the point? You just accelerate your car until you reach the end of the race. It's always the same.

you also play in sub3k

>ember crits entire team for 2000 damage

how do you stop him

>you also play in sub3k
4.5k though

Kelly eSports Mom @kellymilkies Sep 2
Just made myself wake up because I was dreaming of being in a Dorm-like shower with @OG_BDN0tail and he refused to take off his sweatpants

yea well that's not much of an improvement

I run chaos knight support in that bracket with like a 70% winrate

yeah man
you are clearly not the only one who isnt in that chat
sure

have fun playing alone

>Terrorblade
>pugna
>underlord
we won theagme in 28 mins, push tp out push other lane, ez af.

Ok ;_;

>yea well that's not much of an improvement
It's not european 4.5k though

>Underwatched

yea well I was talking about na anyways

Suggestion

When talking about NA MMR we say "My MMR is 4.5k"

When talking about EU MMR we say "My funpoints are 4.5k"

If forced 50 doesn't exist then why did i recently have a loss streak and now i have a win streak?