"Alright user, it's me or the car"

...

>Caught on camera
Into the court you go.

what is she going to do, drive me to and from work in her filthy ass shitbox? Most females cars are disgusting.

>dangle butt car
This man is autistic

Implying thats not what this digusting e60 is

I will choose the woman everytime cars are just objects an/o/ns they are just machines to get from a to b

Spotted the cuck.

Well, let's see. I can fix the car if I hit it enough.
And no matter how much I hit the bitch, she'll never work the way I want her to.
I'll take the car.

spoken like a true kissless virgin

You're practically letting the woman know that she controls you.

"i will take the car then , bye "

Noice

your opinion is shit and you are retarded.
The E60 is a beautiful car

I can always get another pussy to fuck. I can't always get this exact car.

Pack your bags.

"I don't negotiate with terrorists."

>They're just machines
Why are you here?

Also
>Letting women control you
Man nuclear families are great.

>"Dad, i'm getting a gun."
>Dad likes it
>Little brother gets excited
>Mom just says to keep it in my room.
>Liberal sister throws a hissy fit
>Dad speaks up.
>"Shut up women. Go make me some tea."

Valuing a women's opinion is an admittance that you're retarded. The right thing to do is just nod, and say yes dear, then do whatever you where gonna do anyway. And if she presents this kind of ultimatum immediately leave her ass.

"Get off my plane"

Is no one going to point out that the Chad is a BMW driver that can't park?

That's standard practice for BMW drivers

The car of course, and my guns, motorcycle, and alcohol.

I can always find another pussy, but my collection is classic
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe you should find a boyfriend

youtube.com/watch?v=5r1LBJK0zxo&feature=youtu.be&t=78

Is there a version of these for other Nissan cars?

only 2 versions I know of. One has a Nissan 240SX (that one), and the other has a Nissan Xterra.

>falling for this b8

>nissan Xterra
PLEASE!

>No 350z

I would rather value women's opinions, but only from rational, logical women. If that doesn't leave many then so be it.

>Bangle Butt
>Beautiful
Elegiggle

Also
>Being this assmad over something you admitted was my own personal opinion

This is how delusional BMW cucks are

murder.

>but only from rational, logical women
that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one

>tfw spray paint will come off in about 2 seconds with thinners, it'll even take all the tar build up with it

Thanks for making me clean my car, slut.

redhead
got what he bargained for

>be 17
>have fat ugly gf because I'm a fat ugly dude
>Have £1000 lying around
>fat ugly gf wants to go to Ibiza
>I buy a shitbox Rover for £600, then spend the rest on sik mawds
>fat ugly gf demands I recant, sell it and take her to Ibiza
>Tell her to fuck off
>Still single at 22
>Still have shitbox rover, gf died recently from heroin overdose

Feels good man

your opinions are shit and you're a retard

"K. Get out of my house."

Is this a true story?

Like 75% true, I traded the Rover (25) for an MG (ZS) but the bitch did die of a heroin overdose last month

were you sad bc she died?

>but the bitch did die of a heroin overdose last month

Based Heroin

Nope, it just means I no longer have to worry about people checking up on my past when I say I've never had a gf

It also took an actual friend of mine, though he's not dead yet. Mixed blessings

You win some, you lose some.
That's the game of life.

Damn man, you really dodged a bullet there.

Good job, i hope you have a nice life.

Though why where you dating a fat junkie anyway? Are you poor?

>It also took an actual friend of mine, though he's not dead yet. Mixed blessings
Confirmed for being the UK version of a Gopnik. What's the slang for that? A chav?

Around here in Scotland, we go by neds

There is one that was on the Nissan FB page, its just Nissan posting a heart emoticon under the pic.

Literally just repeating yourself now.