/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

I've been keeping track for the last week or so, and no matter how many matches I play, the only thing that's consistent is how long I played before getting the drop. I never get my drop in under half an hour.

brutal bantz

fucking weirdo

Does keeping the game open count? Or do you need to sit in wave 1 for half an hour and then die?

This looks traced.
Today I had the game paused until I hit 29 minutes, right before the boss wave in a short game. Got my drop after that first match. So just having it open is probably fine.

This sounds about right. I remember opening the game and leaving it open and THEN playing then getting my drop. Whereas if I open and play right away, I don't get the drop.

Nice game. Smart way to inflate your player numbers.

Payday does it too. The estimate is 8-10 hours of playtime that week to get your free safe.

>19 months of early access
>comm, supp, & med will still only have their same 4 weapons

Original of this piggu?

Don't worry, I'm sure Commando and Support will get new weapons as long as you buy Rising Storm 2, goy :^)
Fuck if I know. Digging around boorus now. Doubt that'll do much good, though. Here's another one that looks like it might be traced, though. Now you too can jerk off to a nazi frog.

ladies and gentlemen, how do we save KF2?

WATCH ME MAKE A BETTER 10th PERK THAN TWI
Name: Machinist
>A counterpart to the Berserker that focuses on homemade/improvised ranged weapons rather than melee weapons.
Weapons
T1: Homemade knifethrower
>think of the buzzsaw-throwing part of the Evis, scaled down to launch throwing knives.
T2: Bola launcher
>think of a break-action shotgun that loads two 40-mm steel ball-bearings connected by a chain. BIG knockdown power on legshots.
T3: Multi-harpoon gun
>think of the Helsing from the Metro games.
T4: Anchor Cannon
>think of a "grappling hook" launcher from spy movies and the like, scaled up to launch a large 4-pronged anchor attached via a chain. Primary fire shoots it, pressing it again reels it in. Skewer multiple small zeds and pull the Big Guys to their knees.

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ive got my drop in under like 1 minute, joined a game as people JUST killed the boss and havent played since my last drop, got it then

i didnt even spawn in

When was that, though? Because I think the minimum time is a recent thing. The last couple weeks I haven't been getting it in under half an hour.

theyre just lazy niggers who dont want to put any effort into making all the guns and balance/bug test it

couldnt have been more than 2 weeks ago, it was fairly recent

i might have been in the menu for a few minutes but nowhere near 30

I almost get the feeling they knew they were out of time, but had a real perk planned, and just pushed it back to post-release and gave us this until it's done. To win brownie points or something. Fuck, I'm just talking out my ass and I'm probably wrong.

For me I've been able to get it ASAP, again. But whenever it fucking breaks, it's just beyond any manipulable parameters. I've tried leaving it for several hours and then trying again, but it just comes down to waiting a random number of days before it goes back to normal again.

Well, I wasn't playing a lot for a while, so two weeks ago sounds about right for when I started back into it. I'm definitely not getting anything quickly, though, and the number of matches isn't the trigger either, because I've gone through 5+ on a day when I really didn't feel like actually playing, but wanted a drop to sell.

Passive skills:
+1% Perk Weapon Damage/level
+2% Perk Weapon stumble power/level
+3% Perk Weapon knockdown power/level
+1% Perk Weapon reload speed/level
+5% Extra ammo/5 levels

Almost forgot:
Grenade - wiretrap mine
>Throw out a mine that shoots tiny grappling hook wires in all directions. Pulls zeds to its epicenter when set off and deals pierce damage.

That's all I have so far. No idea what the non-passive skills would be.

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>WATCH ME MAKE A BETTER 10th PERK THAN TWI
Lemme have a go at it too.
Name:ZED survivalist
>Instead of using real weapons, ZED survivalist steal weapons from ZEDs.
Weapons
T1: Stalker Claw
>Grows nails and swings at the target for small damage, must be stood still to swing
T2: Bloat Cleaver
>A small upgrade over claws, don't need to be stood still to swing it.
T3: Scrake Chainsaw
>Charge it to rush at crowds like Hillbilly killer at Dead Before Daylight
T4: Fleshpound Meatgrinder
>Can dual wield those for extra effect
There. Better than TWI ever did.
Next step create a total weeaboo Martial Artist for the lulz.

This is a joke server, right?

I really shouldn't be surprised, but I am.

>yfw you really check'd the pic of the week

I regret looking that url up.

I like these ideas but I think a perk like that would be easily overshadowed by the Berserker.

I think it would be better off using more ranged weaponry, honestly. Maybe bring back the husk cannon and bile gun. Bloat cleaver can be its knife. Sonic grenades that simulate a Siren scream, maybe?

>no gorefast arm

Wait, is this game still alive? lol

Barely.

I WANNA TRY I WANNA TRY
(posting from last thread)

Throwing Weapons Perk (martial arts guy??????)
A hard to use but versatile and fast moving perk that uses projectile throwing weapons with drop. Hard to aim but does a lot of damage and has powerful stun weapons.

4 big advantages besides movement speed
1- Never have to reload
2- Most of your ammo can be picked back up
3- Melee bash is very powerful for most weapons
4- You can block/parry with most your weapons

Tier 1
> Throwing Knives/ Ninja stars: Fast Flinging knives that can chop heads off of basic zeds but takes multiple head shots to kill anything above a gore fast

Tier 2
>Blow Dart Gun: Niche but handy low ammo and tricky to aim, does a crap ton of poison damage over time can one hit kill all basic zeds over time. While poisoned zeds cant use special attacks. Head shots put zeds to sleep for a few seconds (knock them on the ground) will take multiple head shots for big zeds if off perk or low level.

Tier 3
>Tomahawk: Literally upgraded Throwing stars, much more expensive but do a lot of damage. One hit head shots everything (except for FP and SC) one hit body shot for basic zeds. Can also do full parry stun against scrakes and flesh pounds.

Tier 4
>Throwing Spear: Does a fuck ton of damage but has a lot of drop and requires a short wind up before thrown. 1 hit body shot everything (except FP and SC). Head shots to scrakes and flesh pounds = instant knock down even if charging/enraged. Can also pierce multiple zeds and skewer them to a fucking wall.

Knife
>Sai
Grenade
>Smoke grenade: Large cloud of gray smoke covers the floor. does no damage but prevents all zeds except charging sc/fp from entering. Essentially creates a temporary wall.

>hoe
>everyone readies up with 3 fucking SWATs and a commando
>STILL get swarmed by trash every round leaving me unable to save people from FPs or scrakes

Perk training servers need to be banned.

with the survivalist, I hope they add the ability to get exp from weapons that benefit from 2 perks

ie nailgun is support/zerker, trench gun is support/firebug, medic subgun is medic/swat, pulverizer is zerker/demo or zerker/support or something silly

then add even more weapons like that like DUAL FLARE REVOLVERS and other exciting weapons, like a support/sharpshitter hunting shotgun or one of those napalm/thermobaric warhead launchers

why would a javelin be less aerodynamic than a fucking tomahawk
that's retarded

>Play Sui
>Kiting with lvl25 SWAT
>Tell him to flash a Scrake
>"I can stun zeds with grenades??"

Why would a 9mm rifle do more damage than a 9mm pistol? That's retarded.

I'm not an expert on this stuff i was just thinking for balancing sake.

spears are heavier i guess.

muzzle velocity, my guy

traveling out a 16" barrel > traveling out a 6" barrel

There's your answer.

>what are laws of thermodynamics
a longer barrel doesn't mean more power, just more precision/stability

>aerodynamics mattering at throwing speed

if that was true arrows and bolts would look like axes and hammers
also throwing knives and shuriken are memes

are you trying to say barrel length has no bearing on muzzle velocity?
>this is what Europeans actually believe

>>Does a fuck ton of damage but has a lot of drop

realistically i think that if players were prevented from grinding to 25, those same bad players would just join suicidal/hoe games at low levels instead.
i don't think the kind of player who quick grinds to 25 without understanding the game/their perk would give a fuck about just being a low level otherwise.

Survivalist chooses his grenade, and probably his starter tier 1 weapon.
He probably has a new menu to make these selections.
This menu could also be useful to other perks.

This would make it more worthwhile for them to make tier 1 sidegrades in the future.
It would make alternate grenades possible for perks.
It would make alternate mandatory pistols possible.

What would you like to see if they added extra choices there?

>GS can't mix and match his pistols and control them with left/right clicks
fucking lame shit

won't happen, because TWI made it so dual pistols are actually a distinct weapon from singles, even though it's the same model as the single pistol mirrored.

A longer barrel, within reason, means the high pressure gas from the burning powder spends more time pushing the bullet forward to make it go faster, instead of going to waste making noise and flash in the open air past the muzzle.
ballisticsbytheinch.com/9luger.html
Faster bullets of the same weight have more kinetic energy. Energy is the ability for a system to perform work. Such as giving zeds ouchies.
>>what are laws of thermodynamics
Not what you think, apparently.

thing is this survivalist shit put the nail in the coffin for any future possibilities of offperk bonuses so even if you could it'd be pointless

>made Firebug weak
>makes it even weaker in next update

Those same bad players would be vote kicked or script kicked for their low level. Skilled players would at least be able to strategize around the "Okay my teammates are unreliable noobs so I'll x and y" dynamic.

>play KF1 HoE pub
>Patriarch wave
>each and every member of team spread around like headless chickens
>Patriarch slaps a loner Support after snucking closer with cloak
>Medic is like 50 meter away from the attack
>Support down
>Sharp sees that and starts pricking it with hipfire bolts
>Minigun spray
>Sharp down
>Team unloads everything at Patriarch from 100 meters in 2 seconds then reloads for 5 seconds
>Medic finally emerges
>prestep uncloaked claw attack
>Medic escapes after first hit
>Firebug down after first syringe
>at this part I suicide by sitting on a nade stack
>last man standing are Medic and Support
>Medic get caught by Clots
>Support dies to a rocket shot
>"geegee" and salty tears at chat
Never gets old.

>nerf napalm
>nerf all firebug damage too

Haha get fucked firecucks

How long will it take until someone writes a mod that autokicks Survivalist once the Survivalist comes out? I give it two days.

youtu.be/RpaIYoawx1A
meme siren sounds are
published
soon, stay tuned

Who would willingly subject themselves to this?

Some of them are shit, but still can't wait.

Goes to show TWI are absolutely clueless with their games as usual.

nah it's dead as fuck and tripwire is dancing on the grave

I hate Firebug, so if I could change the game, I would also nerf it so hard nobody would play it.

What's dead is Firebug

Please someone do this.

other anons chose the sounds, i just mixed them and plugged them in.
these are the tastes of the people you shitpost with

Yeah, that is a shame about losing the potential for them handling offperking any other way, but my point wasn't offperks. I was talking about potential future onperk options. Examples:
Commando: AR15 Varmint Rifle, or M2 Carbine?
Support: SG500 or S&W Governor? Frag Grenades, or Chain Reaction Grenades?
Medic: HMTech 101 Pistol, or Dedicated Healing Tool?
Berserker: EMPs, or recoverable Throwing Knives?
Demo: 1/2 Sticks of Dynamite or Proximity Pipe Bombs?
Firebug: Caulk N Burn, or a single Flarevolver?
Gunslinger: Dual 1858s, or a single Tokarev?
Sharp: Winchester 1894, or Mosin Nagant 91/30 with Bayonet?
SWAT: MP7, or MAC-10?
Everyone: Beretta 92, or G18, or Hi-Power?

Survivalist will become the Pyro skin of KF2; a sign of a complete idiot. Mark my words.

>Survivalist
Well there goes my little interest that was in this game. Going to continue going down-hill from here.

This shitty perk managed to derail the hype train for the game getting out of EA, and we're not even in October yet. Well done TWI!

>Arrived during the Pyro invasion
>No fucking clue what to do, absolute scrub
>Played until the death of the game without ever having changed from it
>Started at scrub but turned into someone with all max perks and could do HoE
>I never changed from the Blue Pyro

Would you say it's COLLAPSING?

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No, you play yourself, kid! I'm walking proof that shitters who play Pyro, and SWAT in Killing Floor can be decent.

Though let's be real a lot of them fucking are, I just like surprising people by sticking to the 'she's going to be shit' perk/characters.

TWI won't undo the changes in the SWAT update that made the game good again, right?

Right?

does this look like the face of mercy?

no steps back, only leaps and bounds in the wrong direction with tripwire.

>Mod deleting my posts on the Steam Forums
>No reason given
Noice

>she
was that a slip?

Pyro skin was cute.

>when you finally find an old custom map
Holy fuck, this is glorious. It's pre-Workshop era though, does download redirect still work for servers?

Who cares you thirsty cuck

Me, apparently, because i thought the only 'girls' here are guys who insist they are.

>Give specific instructions not to make another thread
>Another thread is made

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Male or female it doesn't matter it's just if you're a shitter or not who's going to piss off a scrake as a firebug and keep flame throwing it like you're actually contributing by doing so because it's too busy beyblading your ass making it harder to hit for the Demo/Sharpie

did you just assume my perk?

It was just a general example of you can be shit regardless of gender.

I know, I'm just taking the piss.

>this needed to be explained

DIE

NO

I can't log into any of the Veeky Forums servers through the console? Nothing happens. Am I missing something?

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