Why don't you drive a pickup Veeky Forums?

Why don't you drive a pickup Veeky Forums?

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because i don't need a 6ft+ bed to move shit and bad mpg's, why do you OP

I can borrow one when I need it, so no need to own one for daily driving.

Although I acknowledge the utility, I don't use that amount of space often enough to justify owning a truck. Also, I prefer small cars.

I do.
I drive a 1992 4-cylinder ranger.
5-speed Manual and in a good week with little traffic I can average 24 mpg.
I love my pickup

because my mum isnt a 3ft transgender prostitute with cock breath

I do though.

I was going to get one, but the market is too hot right now. I'd be paying something like $10K for the shittiest Ford Ranger I can get under 100K miles.

>shit mileage
>shit ride quality
>pretty pricey if you want one that can seat 5
>never need to haul stuff
>"hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?"

Anything else that I missed?

fuck you nigger.

But I do

Because my penis is the average American size of 6.5in so I do not need to compensate by driving a pickup truck

But I do senpai, 1970 f100 w/4-speed tans.

Because I am secure in my manhood and don't need to Compensate for anything

Because my wife does. If I need the truck, I'll take the keys. I daily my race car.

Pretty much this. I don't see the point in driving a car with a 90ft turn radius.

I want an electric pickup, and nobody makes one yet.

Make your own, it's been done before.

I just bought one in the process of a tune up
135,000
2005 ford ranger 3.0 4x4 regular cab

I need to finish the motor swap

u wot?

Just bought almost the same thing except mazda ext cab and 2wd with 4wd suspension in the dual sport 123k.

Just heads up cam synchronizer will chirp when its about to die, I just replaced mine kind of a bitch but if you watch the YouTube videos it's hard to fuck up, took me about 1.5hrs and I'm at best a tick above o novice in mechanical repairs.

I demand seating for 5, a V8 and 4x4 and can't afford one yet.

My CRV will do for now.

Why do penises ALWAYS get brought up by people who don't like trucks muscle cars or guns?

It's like a broken record.

B-but, I do drive a pickup

Illegally parked

ITT: rednecks

>Why do penises ALWAYS get brought up by people who don't like trucks muscle cars or guns?

It's an emotional outcry from someone who is too insecure to admit they just don't like/need one and/or from someone who can't support their argument with any kind of fact or logic.

because cock is the only thing your average liberal has on his mind.

You doth protest too much methinks.

i love my 6 cyl.

but i want to drop a 5.0 in it eventually

Oh but I do

fuck you nigger.

sexy as fuck my man

If you need to justify your reason for not owning a pickup truck by saying "haha because i'm secure guyz xD" it really makes you seem insecure

Because I don't make enough to support owning, maintaining and insuring more than one vehicle on a college budget.

>tfw no Hardbody

Those new DCLB Tacomas look sexy as fuck with a shell

because if i needed one i'd rent one

>DDing a machine that makes significant speed, handling, and efficiency tradeoffs for towing capacity and impromptu randomshit hauling ability
>when you're not doing that 24/7, or even once a week

Guns, trucks, motorcycles, and muscle cars are expensive and impractical. People make sacrifices to own them, even the rich. It's a mix between jealousy and self-righteous bigotry against different opinions

>DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
>YOU'RE LIVING YOUR LIFE WRONG
>I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU BY INSULTING YOU

> Yeah, we're totally secure, guys. Just thought we'd put that out there for no good reason to let you know how secure we are.

Are you trying to convince us or yourselves?

Because pick ups and vans are always in high demand here, even a 1995 with 300,000km will still get around 8k here

>turning your truck into a literal Pathfinder
Why

cus my dad has two of the fucking things so i can just borrow one from him whenever i need to move something like once every two years.

>Guns, trucks, motorcycles, and muscle cars are expensive and impractical.
Lol no

>Muscle cars: To accelerate fast, and have a nice DD
>Motorcycle: Cos traffic a bitch and i don't wanna sit behind the wheel for the next hour
>Truck: Cos my muscle car didn't come with a hitch to tow this boat, or a bed to carry these bricks or go offroad
>Guns: To keep Jamal and Tyrone away from the above

they all do mang, they all do

You have to think of it from the perspective of the nine to five busriders

Ha ya I already have that scheduled to be done. Preventive maintenence before I go crazy and 4x4 it out

Nah i still don't get it.

>Motorcycle: Hey cheap fuel efficient transportation!
>Muscle car: Hey transportation!
>Truck: Excessive but still transportation
>Guns: Oh no Tyreese is back on the bus and looks like he's on PCP.

>It's a mix between jealousy and self-righteous bigotry against different opinions

First time off reddit?

I drive one so i have a higher chance of survival if a small shitty 2000lb car hits me at 60MPH.

>Guns, trucks, motorcycles, and muscle cars are expensive and impractical
Yeah but trucks are the only ones associated with small dicks

If I've got a tiny truck does that mean I have a huge dick?

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Yes

the dealership won't approve me financing for a 2014 silverado even though i had 10000 down payment.

It's because you failed the penis exam so they couldn't let you buy a Silverado.

You have 10 seconds to tell me why you don't drive a mini truck.

>fuckhuge turning radius unless you have a rare small truck that's chicken-taxed to hell and back
>muh em pee gees
>haul people way more than I haul big/heavy stuff
>live in the city, so the pain of maneuvering around smaller jackasses that can't drive is not worth the effort
>any AWD/tall ride height/all-terrain tires I'd want would largely be wasted on the asphalt maze
And yet one of my dream cars is STILL a lifted Bronco. Hold me Veeky Forums.

hahahaha. Pickup drivers are retarded

Are you kidding? Lefties LOVE to project their penis memes onto gun ownership. Although with the latest glut of talk about guns, a lot of fact-checking and widely broadcast intelligent discussion has largely shut down the "you don't need" or "COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING????" banter.

Well yea no shit, tons of mass takes a lot of force of to stop.

But his scenario was crashing into a civic, and in that scenario no matter what truck is used the civic is going to take damage.

It's a very simple law of inertia thing, but either way, most people don't crash into brick walls, they crash into other cars. And against other cars, pick up trucks win.

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Smart car btw has a good small overlap rating. Gets poor here.

Bet you have shitty credit faggot.

>Go to dealership
>Normally ask for SIN number to check before approving credit
>Don't even ask for it because credit so good

The trick is to just buy things and pay back the card on the same day.

Too fucking expensive.

Old manual truck in Aus costs $10,000+, otherwise it's 75% rust and no engine.

Family owns multiple in Paksitan, Suzuki Ravis mostly.

They're shit. But fun to drive.

I'd love one too, but not lifted. Don't they rollover though?

Nope. Guns muscle and motorcycle is all fair penis territory.

everything in australia is expensive because youre cucked to the government and taxes

Ford F150 EcoBoost 2.7L is hearing you.

Can a pickup haul 7 people and their stuff comfortably?

No.

I don't need one.

I do.

Are those any good? they're pretty.

Yes it can.

It's just not legal cos KEKED laws.

Seats in the bed would be PERFECT. It would be so fun to sit outside there.

Also they should be foldable or removable so you can go back to pick uping.

We used to have bench seats that would fold up to the wall in our suzuki ravi kie truck. Could carry like 12 instead of 3.

No joke, those have an excellent turning radius.

And I do own a truck op. I fucking love trucks and tiny ecoboxes.

Logan...?