Clean floor mats

>clean floor mats
>alignment improves

jesus fuck user, that must have been a lot of dirt

>change oil
>tires fall off

Those werent mats you fucking retard

>OTS tune
>car shifts quicker and smoother

>change headlight
>dead cylinder starts firing again

>new shift knob
>doesn't grind going into reverse anymore

>Change flat
>Starts running on 4 cylinders again
>It's a 5 cyl Audi

>Hit quarter panel with hammer.
>Manifold no longer in danger.

This one is realistic if your last shift knob was heavy af

>adds air to tires
>oil starts leaking

>wash car
>motorcycle won't start

>changed got the car inspected
>turbo spews black smoke and smells of burning oil

>enroll in college
>get depression

>lose job
>get laid

>Drop out of college
>Become more social

>fix car
>car breaks

>drift car
>busted by cops and 500€ fine

>install turbo
>car becomes economical

>refill blinker fluid
>starts firing on 6 cylinders again
>4 cylinder Ford

>open sunroof
>rear passenger-side door bursts into flames

Must be a Peugeot

>hit nitrous
>floorboard falls out

>go 65 in an empty 60
>fucking high insurance rates for that very, very risky behavior

>enroll in college
>get useless shit degree

>Drop out of college
>Go back because free shit

>pull fishtail out of parking lot
>cops fire fighters and ambulance in opposite side of the street parking lot just look and dont chase me

>delivering pizzas in 500 dollar shitbox Honda
>Driving past two squad cars arresting some trucker
>Car begins to misfire heavily and explodes out of the exhaust repeatedly
>More throttle is the only solution I've found
>Car stops misfiring and loudly farts away

>math degree
>ant job I want
300K starting

Is this a speedbump thread?

>2nd to 5th gear
>gearbox explodes

had this happen to me

>replace broken radiator and bleed cooling system
>both front wheel bearing start groaning the next day
Had this one happen to me a while back.