Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

Name?

Kuus is nice and fun and very entertaining to talk to.
Never played with them though just talked.

If we are lucky it will be nothing but footage taken from Ippiki and Lunar Frost's perspective.

are you kuus?

Tfw no qt elezen gf

prepare for complaining about being unable to sleep and suffering from depression

it's usually around this hour

me.
LEWD
I-it might be!

If so, I should come visit you again~

>everyone memes about the PoV players so much that they get views even from non-raiders
MTQ would wet herself

Why do you fucks stutter now it wasn't common 6 moths ago and now it's rampant

she's not on balmung

I used to know someone who went by kuus
it was a real girl, could this be them?

...

How can a cute Elezen girl attract a loving lizard husband?

Best lizard is back!

Issa Yukimura
I'm like 42 or 43 NIN right now. As long as you are in like 5 or 6 levels of me, I will do whatever dungeon you need.

/pet

Link your album and I'll do something for you.

xth for npc buddies

i've heard that they have been around a long time.
they once showed me their legacy tattoo.

You list your desires, and server. That is, if you're willing to give a trial date a shot.

dunno did they erp as a futa?

My Dark Knight is around that level, but I'm pretty bad at tanking I think and don't have a great memory of those levels of dungeons.

Let me know when you find some. I'll even resurrect either of my males for one.

Cook them a meal.

You're becoming a problem.

Who will be the lucky BLM to join the legendary Ippiki Atros and Lunar Frost on the road to world 1st?

Is it?

i literally cant think of anything worse than even just casually interacting with ippiki regularly

I've been playing DRK too. You just need to spam your combo with Grit and Darkside on. The dungeons are very basic. It is FFXIV after all.

Resurrecting my own male longneck seems like the only option at this point that might return results.

you might have trouble finding the second half who's into the stuff you're into...

Interacting with ippiki regularly as a female

What server are they on now? I should make a character there and send them a message.

I never erpd with her, but I know she did erp and it wouldn't surprise me if she did it as a futa

In a queue right now
imgur.com/a/66yQm
Rude

How do I level botany faster? I'm level 54

Interacting with him as a female

that's what i said

Ummm, a love lizard husband on balmung. One that likes romance and stuff.
Lizard husbands are for loving, not cooking!

Whatchu need?

thirst

Nah, not rude, it would just seem you need a 72h suspension to fix your brain.

what did he do to you?

he stole my rogaine stock

Comfy Laurence?

I'm dead

I have to admit. Getting into the fireplace like that? Well done.

Holy shit sir.
You have an awesome elezen.

Noooooo
/pet

HE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS STUFF IS CHARMING OR SOME SHIT

GODDAMN

i mean really

it seems like so many posters here have personal vendettas against others they've never even talked to, let alone played with

Friendship and love comes first, kinks and foreplay are just extra

No, cook FOR them

Literally all I exist to do

There's a post last thread saying he never really cared about her.

To be fair, no male in xivg has, at least not for any period of time.

Ippiki constantly shames people and ruined Aether queues. He can rot in hell.

I find it really hard to believe this isn't just some long term ruse.

rheia falseflagging because someone got more attention than him isn't really valid

just look at last thread, it's disturbing

The endless queue never even popped

Oh sorry I'm dumb, I misread it.
Holy moly that is genius! The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach!
How do I attract them though? Is there any liquid I can just pour on the ground and have them come to me?

Holy shit do people even read their abilities. This DRK literally has no idea what his abilities do. He keeps toggling off grit and stopped to regain his mp.

>it seems like so many posters here have personal vendettas
see and it's just be a form of entertainment for most people here, even if it does drive off new people

Here's the deal.

Ippiki is a good player, as evidence of being in a group that cleared A8S back in March and now in an Angered group. He can give good advice and is alright to talk to in small bits but if you challenge him on anything he immediately puffs out his chest.

On top of this, discussing anything not related to the game with him is a waste of time because he has such warped views of reality that you begin to wonder how he even manages to function as an adult.

Was this outfit designed with elezen in mind.

If Ippiki didn't want to be made fun of, she shouldn't have been born. Easy as that.

What's one of the worst decisions you've ever made while playing ffxiv?

Mine:
>late at night
>very sleepy
>trying to grind
>must stay awake
>put in movie to wake me up
>watch in The Thing

all you need is the determination to run your face into brick until you phase through it.

you did thiiiiiiiiiis

Is meria really abused by her family? Why doesn't anyone on balmug or Veeky Forums report it to the police? Don't any of you care?

>if you challenge him on anything he immediately puffs out his chest
wat

just because balmung can't clear content, why would you pick on players that do?

Grind tomorrow!

C@boys are MADE for the dick

no one does

meria is a living meme to basically everyone, it's why you see so much posting about anything related to her

But Ippiki, you can't clear content.

I need...
Catgirl semen in my womb...

To jump into a fireplace would be way more brazier than I can be.

Yeh it's p. good my man

but The Thing is THE BEST horror movie ever

First off, that's lewd. Second, why would you so openly announce that?

Do you like slutty suncats...

what about tan au ra....

I want to femdom a sub catboy.

Being in an Angered group is nothing more than proof of amazon vouchers.

h-hi

what

explain?

But I worked all day! This is my only chance!

That's why I'm so scared. I'm also in the same room with 4 chihuahuas, and I'm afraid they are going to assimilate me!

Back in gordias they bought raid members from other groups with amazon vouchers, and touted around being a "Sponsored" raid team.

didn't MTQ just make a deal with them to use their footage for her guides, since she plays like shit? lol

oh

This cant be real.

post sub butt

rip

Well okay, but don't stay up too late!

I'll grind with you! No pun intended, what server?