/xivg/ Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
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>Patch 3.4 Preview
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>Patch 3.38 notes
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>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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GO GO GORGIMERA

I want to marry a tin can!

guys how do I find a lala gf

just /pet every lala you come across
eventually one will follow you

I will infiltrate...

Reminder that if you are a moonie or a raen there's an 98% chance you're a grown man.

Is there a way to check which folklore tomes you have without accidentally buying one you already learned?

Make kitchen, cooking and potato jokes. Trust me, it'll work

>be lala
>random people keep petting me
Is this true
Do they really expect me to follow them

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Anyone want ot ERP?

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do i have fat hands guys

Nah, that goes for all lizards and cats regardless of breed you choose.

no, you have fat forearms

tfw...

Yes, user, I am a suncat and a Raen and I am, indeed, a grown man in real life

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your hand / wrist / forearm ratio is fucked m8

I just pet lalas that I think are really cute. I'm also a lala though.

Well shit.
Yes. Please follow me home.

/femroeg/

>get into the game
>want to level SMN because cool bible guy
>queue for Copperbell Mine hits fifteen minutes
>friend tells me it only gets worse

Kill me

You have the same lack of wrists as the male humans in warcraft

>lala petting other lalas
But it's forbidden love, lalanon

Become SCH

RDM will be Int melee DPS. SAM will be MND melee healer.

C A T S

>Is part of Aranea's 10 person ERP pet harem
Yep

You can only post about ffxiv in this thread!

>be lala
>barely anyone pets me
probably because im a boy
i also want to change race but nothing appeals to me
NEW RACE WHEN SE

Between what hours east cost can I get into balrag or the other big server?

Moshi moshi
Cat desu

>heal
No

Oh....I didn't know that. Maybe that's why no one pets me back :(

Hello, cat. This is vet speaking

>play DPS
>have DPS queues
>complains about DPS queue
????

If anything, you're dumb as a rock
SMN is the only DPS class you can actually level with instaqueues

Remember to keep yourself warm, everybody.

who is this…

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Yeah I'm dumb. I'm playing SMN.

If you hate healing you'll LOVE SCH

Where are the asexual harams at?

>SCH
>Healing hahahahahaha

salut

Are you excited for night of champions?

No one really pets me either.
although I tend to stab anyone who attempts it.

Marry me.

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i would pet you back user...

SCH is a healer, no?

please PLEASE LET ME USE YOUR THROAT AS A CUM RECEPTACLE

get lost

no, eos and selene are healers, SCHs are DPS with support abilities.

Do NOT sexual the Bhnaka!

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Need some help picking a main for 3.4. One is a job I'm good at but find boring, another is one I find fun but I'm shit at, and the last one I'm decent at and the gear for it usually looks really nice. Which one should I go for?

>tfw

>SCH is a healer
le smug faeri faec

Gato...?

I'm actually new to the game, are they really? I kinda want to be a pure dps tho

>when love is dead and you fanta to miqote

{/pet}

Infiltrate my bp...

Would you like to cuddle with maximum height male roes? Would you like to be my little cuddle pillow?

S-Server?...

I just started a white mage and the staff does no auto dmg and it takes days to kill shit. I havent completed class quest yet, where can I get lvl 3 or 1 auto atk dmg weps

Cat tail guide
A quick look at a cats tail will tell you everything about the character in the corse of 5 secs
>Fluffytail
Grown man degerate
>Lion tail
High chance of of being a futa faggots if male high chance of dom
>Normal tail
New person a blank slate and has no idea what they're doing
>Highlight tip
Snowflake
>Skinny tip
Straight up retard
>Really short tail
They're going to tell you a story about their tail you really don't want to hear, they're going to ignore you ignoring them while telling the story in say chat.

The playerbase expects you to play as such. But it doesn't really matter. SCH and SMN share exp, so even if you don't intend to play SCH in the endgame, you could abuse their quick queues while leveling and switch to SMN whenever you feel like it.

Server?

Cute cat!

go away ur not my daddy

/pet

Oh. Huh. Guess you learn spend everyday.

For HW hunts I need to unlock ARR hunts, wich means maxing out the grand company rank?

Le stab.

Who...

You would murder Naka for a fresh bp?

Pretty sure that BP worn out by now.
And full of the herp.

Who else is in Aranea's harem?

Frosty cat

turn on cleric stance and use aero and stone you shitter

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Who is this cutie?!

i was mostly memeing, but scholar's the most uniquely suited healer to just sitting in cleric stance 99% of the time, especially in dungeons.

it gets a little rougher later on in the heavensward dungeons but by and large while leveling, if things are going well, you can expect to spend most of your time in cleric stance maintaining DOTs and spamming ruin. you will basically be an SMN with fewer damage dealing oGCDs and a pet that doesn't do any DPS. occasionally you might have to drop out of cleric and toss a physick or adloquium, or heal the idiot DPS doing idiot DPS things, but eos and selene will cover a great deal of the actual healing pre-50.

c@

Oh I should add text to the image.
/icam can be surprising sometimes.

when are the good avatarfags coming back?

That's a nice femroe

Is there any way to see your fanta in your current gear before confirming it?

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Not gonna happen this place fell apart like the discord.

The day velvet disappears

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That depends, what do you consider good?

are you back?

Can I be a good avatarfag too?

It can be indeed.
At least toss me a /tell when you capture my character, that just surprised me a good bit.

The day you disappear