ITT Stereotypes of Car Owners

23-35 white trash, addicted to crystal meth/heroin, likely a single mother

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Who hurt you, user?

where did the eclipse driver touch you

True kek

Don't tell me you got passed by a 3rd gen Eclipse user, even a GT86 is faster

got one of these hanging on the mirror too

To be fair all women have those or dreamcatchers or some shit like that.

no they dont retard

Stereotype me

Cheap

Poor stupid white trash. Probably voting for trump.

wow ricefags not even trying to hide it, slap a few more WAT stickers on there and you'll be ok

Only ever seen aryan qts in these

What was her name?

probably Tammy, Pamela, or Krystal if she was driving an Eclipse

That's not a 90s Grand Prix.

Grandmas Grocery Getter

18-26 year old boy racer vapelords who think their car always the fastest. get salty and speed off at 150+ when your straight six beats them

Either really likes his car, or can't afford any better.

Either way, get a better job. Go into trades, buy a van or truck to haul tools, fix shit for expensive ass prices, swim in sheckles.

>Liberals are this butmad about the lack of stumping.

And what straight six might this be?

slightly overweight 40 year old redneck woman with saggy tits and leathery skin who wanted something "sporty"

has pink Mossy Oak/ zebra stripe seat covers

>when your straight six beats them
Lol your BMW isn't beating anybody fuckboi.

I've literally never seen a woman drive a Charger

Except for female cops of course

>blows pink Starburst vape in
>face

Meant to quote this guy

I work with an obese women that drives a challenger. That counts right?

Receives disability checks from the government and smokes a lot of weed, pale skin, shaves once a week, but only with a trimmer, never with a razor

>blown
>in
Only you could blow something inward (cock).

are you having a stroke?

mostly nig nogs with 24"+ rims

Middle man coke dealer

>Go into trades

That's the plan man

"he isn't like other truck drivers"

most times I see a ranger it's always towing way more than it's supposed to or a mexicaned out truck with chrome wheels and carrying 900 lbs of junk

I've literally never seen white person drive one of those.

This is correct

90% of Rangers I still see on the road are utility trucks for the city, DOT, or Fish and Wildlife, did they have a contract with the government to make Rangers or something?

bear mode hipster with a beard, multiple piercings and tattoos who likes to shoot guns and drink craft beer

probably something like that or they're cheap for fleet use. my neighborhood has like 5 of them and a few F250s

god tier alpha male

Stereotype me you Veeky Forumstists

>has a fuckbuddy
>its his sister

>35-50 year old white upper class yuppies that are okay with $300 repairs every other week for A/C and transmission failures

and let me guess, you jerk off to gay furry porn and drive a scion iQ?

18-22 country boy just started at an agricultural and mechanical college probably have a street sign from whatever bumfuck farm road you lived on in your dorm window.

old farmer dan's first truck he bought when he was 15. now sits in the back of shop claiming he'll "get at it" one of these days

I would love one of these to just pimp the fuck out.
I'd put a turbo busa engine in that bitch.

No and no.

Just like this.
youtube.com/watch?v=AgwzHJo3IXM

do me, except both

>stock
>wiff mawds

>"""""""""""""alpha""""""""""""" """""""""""""male""""""""""""" driving an automatic

Nope

Stereotype me, Veeky Forumstists

>stock
A pretty cool guy, who likes driving fun cars but is also a purist and likes to keep them clean and stock.
>wiff mawds
A pretty cool guy, who likes driving fun cars but also likes to modify them because he gets a sense of accomplishment and joy in doing so.

You wear your moms heels when she's out gambling

Clean redneck

Stereotype me please.

Normie. What are you even doing on this board?

kek what the fuck

you have a really boring life with financial stability that you hate deep down inside

But user, I drive the convertible version

Do AW11s have a stereotype?

Corpses.

how did you know
I'm legitimately upset

Pls, not my car but it's exactly like this

People that like to smile.

go away joel

cool but weird guys

Closest pic I could find to what i have.
[spoiler]its my first car so my only excuse is that it was cheap and was the only car that didn't have a destroyed transmission/clutch[/spoiler]

Stereotype me

Neckbeard loser who drives around town while blasting Future-Funk with the windows down and thinks he's hot shit. Probably has an anime waifu and sleeps with a bodypillow.

Super-cool dude, someone I'm pretty jealous of

Trimming is god-tier, razorcucks have to buy new blades and cream constantly as well as looking like a nerd with a fully shaven face

You're obsessed with your car
You like to go out and race on the highway at breakneck speeds
your car is cursed

If 'Customer of the Month' awards existed, you'd have thirty from O'Reilly's.

30 year old male, single, ugly, works a shitty but good paying job and is broke from spending all of his money on his car. doesn't care to look for a gf. probably uses emojis. has a dog that he loves more than life itself, and is expecting to die alone

Do you by any chance work at Safeway pharmacy?

More true than I'd like to admit

Nope not even close.

You could say his car is a devil right?

Is there a stereotype for us? When I'm not riding my bike that is, fuck this 100+ temp.

>put it in 4WD high
>2nd gear
>rev
>drop clutch
>off like a steel rocket
AMC 4.0 STRONK

>put it 4WD high
>2nd gear
>rev
>drop clutch
>obliterate output shaft

It happened to me user, don't overdo it

Get off the computer grandpa it's past your bedtime.

Chris chan

Not a Tempo pal

Has a breathalyzer locked ignition and is divorced because he "done hit her too many times"

>bmw
The only competition a BMW and wrx get into is who can slide into a tree first

>what is an escort

Stereotype away, boys

lmao only faggots drive manuals

too cheap to get a decent picture taking phone

Judge me pls

What kind of piss weak stock shaft were you using

Stereotype me

Also :

Mid 2000s Altima
>never not a black guy

Too poor for a G50.

every time i see one its a nigger driving it

One that had been abused by the shitty slip-yoke setup for far too long

someone posted a pic of their ranger towing a sedan on a full size trailer. everyone was like "DUMB ASS"

He might have a Dana 44 underneath it.

even then theres not enough weight in the truck to control the trailer at high winds or speed.

Stereotype me