/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1019

>IF
>consensual sex after a long day doing guild work
>happy_sex, consensual, couple
>bonus tag: holding_hands

aaaand saved, thanks spankfag.

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I want to hypnotize Gearanon and make him think he's my loyal little sister.

>bonus tag: holding_hands
wow user calm down this is a blue board.

>Noire, K-Sha, Uni
>Uni tries to become a better CPU to help Noire
>overdo it, fall sick
>Noire nurtures her back to life
>K-Sha becomes jealous, barge in Uni's room, shoot everything
>Noire arrives
>decide to beat the yandere out of K-Sha with a good spanking
>and they lived happily even after
>nurturing, heart-warming, spanking

>That's just Iris Heart with Plutia's head.
Oic related.

No prob.

Stop. I can't be erect all the time.

Noire is built for nepping.

I want to go Wii bowling with Blanc.!?

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that is one disturbing ass pic

RB3 would be hilarious is Iris Heart and Plutia were reversed.

BUILT FOR SHARES

I love Neptune!

Did you praise your goddess today, /nepgen/?

>Plutia is an insufferable cunt, but transforms into a real sweetie
>The cast is constantly trying to get her to transform whenever possible, for whatever reason
>"Plutia! We can open this jar of pickles, you'll have to transform!"

Post stupid CPUs.

>Stop. I can't be erect all the time.
Technically you can. It's a psychological disorder with physiological symptoms. There are negative side effects after a while and it would eventually result in tissue death and the loss of your dick and it isn't actually as rare as you think it is.
Usually, since the cause is psychological and getting rid of that would take far too long, a doctor will use a syringe to directly draw the blood from your dick and depending on the gravity of the symptoms it will have to be done several times. Due to the way this works you can't really be giving an anesthetic agent before and according to people that had this disorder, it hurts as much as if someone is cutting off your dick very slowly. This is because when erect for that long the sensitivity is through the roof.

Let's be honest, who doesn't like DOOM here?

This is what fanfics should be about : fun stuff and dumb ideas.

I have masturbated 3 times today exclusively to my Lady Noire. Does that count?

I'd wish to live in Lowee, praise my goddess Lady White Heart and marry Falcom.

That would be perfect.

>Implying knee deep in the dead isn't GOAT

>X should only be about this one thing
You know what else says this sort of thing? Dictators that get overthrown and religiously motivated terrorists that fly into skyscrapers. ISIS get out.

That sounds extremely agonizing.

I'm going to take a really cold shower until my erect dick starts being limp again.

Or I'll go run or something.

>dr robotdick
>diabetic
I sympathize with him so badly...

>implying I'm not the dictator of /nepgen/
You all belong to me. Now sing.

>which neps would you use
Histoire, Histoire and Histoire.

>a quick summary of the story
Histoire and Histoire start getting it on while Histoire watches. After Histoire sees Histoire losing herself to the pleasure, she decides to join in.

>3 tags to represent it
minigirl
ahegao
heart pupils

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I don't like the new one, the finisher mechanic messes with the old-style FPS flow. I hate it when I shoot a guy (hp/dmg) times and he starts flashing colors instead of dying.

also:
>oldest nepper
>dermatologists hate her
Rei's not even 30! Arfoire is much older.

Before you go for that shower...

>cute???
YES. SHE'S CUTE.

KEI IS CUTE.
EVERYONE AGREE WITH ME.

>heart pupil
jesus how horrifying

You can still shot them, and I'm certain you can turn that off. It's not like finishers are mandatory.

Hnnnng. How I wish that SFM would be enough to satisfy my lust...

10/10

>That sounds extremely agonizing.
Once victim compared it to the time his leg was perforated by shrapnel from a landmine. And he said the needle was worse.

Since the cause is psychological, no amount of physical activities will actually help. It's somewhat similar to taking viagra or taking too much of it more specifically.
There has been a handful of extreme cases where they were unable to get a needle in to draw the blood from the swelling bodies and they had to physically CUT into it with a scalpel to relieve the blood to prevent complete loss of the organ. Without anesthetics.

I thought the new DOOM was fantastic, and a great homage to the original two games. I can see how the finisher mechanic could easily be divisive, but it felt fairly natural to me after a stage or two, and on Nightmare I appreciated the (relatively) easy health gains it gave.

Of course, that's just my opinion and I'm not going to fault you if you disagree.

>guts
Made me chuckle. And I wonder if the "in her thirties" is a reference to Atelier or ArTonelico? Either one would make sense.

>Nep Shock.

Kei is a boy though

She'll be happy.

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Neptune, Blanc, Noire, and Vert compete with each other in a Gamindustri version of TGS or E3. The Goddesses' attempts to outdo one another include new hardware (represented with cosplay), attempting to lure makers to cooperate with them, Neptune and Blanc fighting with each other over which one of them gets to put her mascot on the cover of this year's Special Olympics game, and Noire challenging Vert to see whose Next Form can out-flop the other. The goddesses forget about the Candidates completely.
Tags: Non-H, Comedy, Partially Translated, Vietnamese

Where do those small icons come from? They're good for copy-paste-purposes, but I'd like the source images.

If it's psychological, I'm safe. I'm just bored, so I'm aroused easily.

I heard they're remaking Quake. I picked the old one recently, I'm eager to see if they go all eldricht or reuse the stroggs.

She's a girl. The third cutest girl ever. I want to pat her head and kiss her in the neck.

Men don't scream's deviantart.

Oh i hope so

You might want to check up her skirt just in case

>Men don't scream's deviantart
Thanks!

Oh, it's THAT guy. I really like his art style.

is it wrong to say that Men Don't Scream is my favorite Deviant Art artist?

Yeah, it's cute.

Already did. There's nothing but two gaping holes.

>Rei Ryghts and Mina Nishizawa
>Goes on adventure until one of them steps on plant vine.
>plant busted out multiple tentacles and grabs them.
>Tentacle rape ensues
epilogue
>they befriend the monster and had some fun if necessary by coming back to that spot.
>Later took the monster on to their adventures in the future.

>tags- glasses, tentacles

It's only wrong if he isn't actually your favorite.

G-gaping? What has she been doing?

I didn't know shit about the new Doom until I actually played it.
I immensely enjoyed the Doom Guy just punching the shit out of everything every time someone tried to explain the story in the game.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Yes because he overuses nepgeardam

>Purple heart, Green heart, Yellow heart, Red
>border guard gets a reward after successfully protecting a small village from being wiped out by monsters
>paizuri, consensual, creampie

>Rei only
>Rei gets the opportunity to work for the guild in lastation killing monsters as a way to reduce her sentence, her supervisor begins trying his hardest to help her become a part of the team, and after surviving a dangerous mission they fall in love and marry, newly wed couples gimmicks follow soon after
>head patting, couple, leg lock

and that's a problem?

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I need both of these. And I wouldn't mind if it exaggerated their breasts a little.

>that Rei story

Stop making me want things I can't have.

Is that one of those rhetorical meta questions?

real talk I would pay top dollar for a Nepgeardam toy

no

>Nepgear never created the Nepgeardamn in Ovalvent as a war machine
Wasted opportunity MAX

Reply please!!

No, you don't.

It wasn't a question

And I liked how it actually showed the Doomguy caring about the innocents people who died because of UAC.

>Rei only
>head patting
I need this.

but its good... isnt it?

>no one will ever scan, buy, or even care about a doujin that isn't about sex

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As someone with a fetish for villain girls, I don't know what it is about this comic but it really got to me.

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Not entirely true, tons of Touhou non-H doujins get scanned and translated, but that may be a special case, being Touhou and all.

Uzume a shit

Self-esteem: -9999

Touhou has its own comiket, so that is a special case alright

>Reddit Meme frog
Are you fucking le monkey face-ing me?

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Infinite stars scattered all over the world...
Time to start our quest for the ultimate video game!

What's the matter, goddess, why so mega giga serious?
Hooked! Obsessed! Get you! I do!
Love scheme, thermal runaway

Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
I'm gonna select "new game" with no fear
Here we go! Way to go! Neptune!
Pulse wave, echoing love song
Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
Friendship Love! Bifrost!

Even if we're a madhouse, there are bonds here between us
Good job my sweetheart
See you next week...

What's happening to Neptune's hand?

>you will never see thick milf compa doing lewd nurse things
>you will never see officer lady IF trying to act cool after someone discovers her hidden fanfic folder
>no teenager Pish turning into lewd heart and bullying Vert

Is this rigor mortis on nep's hand?

>3.12mb gif

nigga what the fuck are you doing

The demon in her right hand is trying to escape.

>Nepgear
>"DELETE THIS ONE"
>IF
>"Liar! That never happened!"

or shes turning into a zombie, their uniforms are from geki blanc after all.

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Sangheili?

Tiara must be nepped!

What difference does it make

I'll fucking nep her so hard she won't be able to sit.

Quality/size ratio in .webms is much better.

And gifs don't fuck up the colours.