/owg/ - Overwatch General

Where is her beard

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard please uninstall Overwatch and move to paladins general.

>give her 50 or 75 armor

Pls blizzard, she is fucking samus and she has less HP than reaper.

Sombra is cute
CUTE

No.

They are low quality and many lines are missing.

t. Weeb

Have you guys ever nutted to a voice line? I think im gonna try it

>white haired

sex
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y

What do you think Sombra's weapons will be?
>knives
>(silenced) handguns

This.
The more I play the more I'm convinced she simply should have some armor.

>shit bad players say
>"IM STUCK IN ELO HELL"

but who has the best posterior?

What goes trough persons mind when they pick symmetra?

Reinhardt Wilhelm will protect you.

I love her!

Already!

22d18h34m until amomentincrime hits 100%! Let's hear it for Sombra's shitty internet.

I'd call him daddy after he comes back, unties me and cries in my arms while apologizing

Such a hard season

Poor Blizzard
They know it is now impossible to release Sombra that lives up to fan creation/hype.

>Projectiles having big hitboxes make them better and easier than hitscan

memes

>IT TOOK 5 OF THEM TO KILL ME WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING

>bleaching assholes

's wide hips and puffy nipples!

Other weebro here. I agree with this statement.

Hanzo and Genji both sound like shit, which is saying something since usually VA work is generally better in Japanese than in English, especially nowadays.

>it's a "everyone runs away from the point and I'm forced to guard it as Zenyatta, so we lose the match as soon as I die" episode

>your genji pops his ult
>entire enemy team gets wiped before he gets into the fight

These fuckings genjis man.

don't rag on palafriends
they got me enough commissions that I could bear with to get overwatch

>watching this thread devolve further and further into people never talking about the game, just using it as a pseudo-facebook to compete for attention

Those are both wonderful! I love him! Everything about him is perfect!

>tfw gold
>queue with friends
>play Rein/McCree/Zen depending on what we need
>whenever we get on a winning streak we dont make it to Plat (we're all around the same rank, highest of us got to 2970)
>suddenly go on a losing streak and lose 3x the amount of rank we would gain in the same amount of games

Help me

This. Sombrafags are going to be horribly let down because they don't know how to stop overhyping things that aren't tangible yet.

Video games in general, I guess.

>Play Lucio
>Team runs away from me
>Play Rein
>Team runs away from me

IM NEVER GONNA REAP AGAIN

GUILTY GUNS HAVE GOT NO RHYTHYM

Amélie Lacroix
Other Overgirls need not apply.

>Play Ana
>Everyone hugs my dick

Well as long as we have posts like yours that discuss gameplay, we have nohing to worry about

It's all about budget.

They really should just create a team deathmatch mode to drain even QP from these shitters

I don't care if you play all Bastion QP, just... don't all scatter to the 4 winds

Is there a best time to play if you want to play with regular people and not teenage boys or salty faggots?

Mei is fun to play as

in gold 90% of rein players will charge straight at enemies swinging their hammer
people don't know what to do with a friendly rein who doesn't do that

>paying money to have someone draw shitty porn of a shitty game

>Wow yeah this cancer drug is trying to stop the cancer, but it's great either! We should just let the cancer spread and not do anything

youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=6m58s

>4 stack
>2 people I know, 2 randos
>Anubis, attack
>We all agree we are going to right MULTIPLE TIMES
>Lucio goes left by himself and gets wrecked by trashmouse
This is the shit that tilts me. If I say something though, I'm toxic.

Can I rape him afterwards for letting himself become a faggot?

who else loves losing koth because the support wont go lucio??

>Sombra's upload will stop at 76%
>she will cancel the upload and admit that the info would've incriminated overwatch
>she will then state that she has also worked with the vigilante soldier 76 in an attempt to find out the true conspiracy behind overwatch
>now she's torn between working with Reaper and bringing down overwatch or Working with 76 to redeem overwatch
Cap it

That's how every single general goes when there's no new content. It's either blogposting or it devolves into e-celeb and waifu posting or even worse, roleplay

...

He's saying that if you want change to happen, you should make it start with you.

If you aren't willing to at least put in an effort in yourself, shut the fuck up because the opinions of those that aren't willing to act don't deserve to be heard.

I don't draw porn unless the price is right

please go on

What's your favourite thing about him, user?

>allowing your team to roll out without a Lucio
You could've prevented this

That's even worse

>He's saying that if you want change to happen, you should make it start with you.

how, besides making posts that discourage underaged faggotposting, do you expect this to be done? you're extremely dumb, dude.

how can blizzard even compete?

>no "hero about masks" hero

no
that would be so stupid

Here's my prediction
>she's older sister of that hispanic (or whatever) girl in S76's short
>she either works with talon out of hate for omnics or to provide for her family and hides it

I want to tongue fuck D.Va's mouthpussy

that's my jam

How do you defeat a 6 Zarya stack?

In a general sense? I think it'd be his attitude! The fact that he can be so happy and positive even though he's probably been put through the wringer for as long as he can remember is really inspiring! If you're just talking about physical traits, though, I really love his torso, like from the base of his chest to his hips - he's got such a cute tummy!

...

>reaper

I have GOLD ELIMS as ZARYA

>mfw playing this between the beta and release of OW

>we don't make it to plat
>highest one of us got to 2970
3000 is diamond, how are none of you plat?

6 Pharahs, and never touch the ground. They can't do shit then.

Reposting because this is worst than having shit players and I can't believe it actually happened.
>Lucio and Zenyatta are healing
>go Reinhardt
>wrecking
>we can win
>so close to coming back to my placement score
>suddenly notice low heals
>die because low health from low heals
>where the fuck is Lucio
>check roster
>Symmetra
>"Teleporter online"
>DEFEAT

Oh shit. Typo, meant 2470

whatever makes you feel better about yourself

6 Bastions

His attitude inspires me! I end up asking myself "What would Junkrat do?" whenever I'm scared or confused, and it helps so much!

His tummy is perfect too. I want to nibble it.

I thought Japanese Genji sounded okay, from what little I heard.

Japanese Hanzo though, I don't know what was going on with that one. Still not as bad as Spanish.

youtube.com/watch?v=ow5VCSCtdME
Seriously. Spanish. The fuck?

6 Reapers or 2 Reaps 2 McCrees Lucio and Zen

>reapers that do mlg melee reload animation cancels
>and dont hit a single thing with the melee ever

>Place in high plat
>friends place gold/silver
>They want me to play comp with them

>I thought Japanese Genji sounded okay, from what little I heard
But Genji's english voice actor is already a Japanese guy

Japanese Genji is a different guy, and he's worse

But you're not trying to stop anything. You just make passive-aggressive posts like a little bitch that contribute even less than waifushitters and abusefags. Their posts are at least somewhat related to the game, yours isn't

That's great, user! He really is a ray of light, isn't he? And yes, I like that idea a lot, especially if he's just a little bit ticklish!

>Acknowledging what you personally define as shitposting.
>Not just ignoring it and posting as if you were posting in the thread you WANT to see as opposed to the thread you DO see.
Post shit about the game and other people will follow. This is basic social engineering.

>all those saying that Korean ching-chong voice is good

The irony of this post of course being that the person posting it is doing it to make themselves feel better.

No! Stop 76 abuse! He's a dom, DOM!

Do not call her by that weak name
She is the Maker of Widows

I asked late in last thread.

Why would the Halloween event not start at the beginning of October?

If it started mid October we either won't have time to grind stuff or it goes way past Halloween which would be dumb.