Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>envystack is literally losing to a tier 3 team

Nicely cucked yourself out of a safe tier 1 team spot, bro

Yeah. my last hits are the problem. Not the Peruvian who went Huskar """support" and proceed to auto attack creeps in my lane and die 5 times before 10 minutes.

is there some kind of chat restriction for new accounts?

my mute chat box is not ticked and i cant see anything

Does Abaddon' ult work against fucking everything? I think I remember Axe Cull and Doom not even working.

no chat first 20 games

...

hey guys about to drink some lean and listen to power electronics which hero should i play

Only doom aghs
His ult activates automatically at 400 points so depending on what lvl of culling blade we're talking ... it might not work
You can always activate it manually as the animation is pretty dogshit

who picks morph into ET?

I want to pound Earthshaker's butt

>t. Peruvian

>he isn't semiNEET master race

Yeah, I'm not reading all that. 7 decides what i read next.

this post

Qur'an

there's no such thing as semiNEET

you're a either a subhuman or a normalfag

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>go out to buy a victory burger at 20:00, the approved burger time
>NP lost game 2
what happened?

>not being a glorious uni student with NEET-tier free time

>listen to rapshit "niggermusic" or similar trash
>lose MMR

>listen to elevated, superb and rich music
>raise MMR

Am I the only one?

But being a semi-NEET means majoring in liberal arts? what part of masterrace is that?

>enemy player picks techies
>match starts
>techies has arcana

oh

oh no

what the fuck who thought that was a good idea

>listen to ingame music
>forced 50 kicks in

Does ingame music cue when you'll lose the lead in networth or what?

>if you're not STEM you're liberal arts

Don't delude yourself.
If you say you have "neet-tier free time" you're not actually studying and there is no chance for you to succeed at all.

speaking from experience here

>game detects you are a massive pussy beta
>gives you advantage as handicap

how do they do it

New people should be protected to create an opinion of their own unrelated of the community.

>he isn't smart enough to succeed without grinding out studying

is NP eliminated if they lose this game?

where are the 'wake up no patch' memers?

I play in a trench level when I have Peruvians in every game. It is so bad that If I don't say anything, people will think that I am Peruvian.

If I pick first, there aren't supports on team, if I pick last, I must be the support, but the carries don't know how to play.

Best thing to do: Don't play.

they left because the game died

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/dd/Nev_attack_11.mp3

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS!?

asleep, one would assume

senior at top tier uni here
i regret NEETing out
people i know have job offers with 200k-400k starting salaries while the only thing i can say is that i'm 6k in dota

Do you play on USE?

Play on USW instead. The Peruvians that know how to play just use their own server because the rest of them are playing at internet cafes with high speed internet that gives them better ping at USE.

youtube.com/watch?v=oSWCgxYNzis

>CLQ fans

Escaping peruvians isn't a matter of skill level, it's a matter of game mode. Play random draft if you're sick of them.

You'll learn soon enough that university is not like high school. Enjoy your McDonalds job in 2 years!
Don't say I didn't warn you.

well uni is easy, grad school tho

What do you call it when pudge hooks somebody at the starting rune?

a fountain hook because they're dead

You mean when rubick puts pudge to the rock at the bottom rune? I dunno…

Axe can still kill you trough it, its just that he needs a Aghs and level 2-3 ult to do that.

Bzzz- wrong. Sit down.

niga actually fell for it

>people i know have job offers with 200k-400k starting salaries

Those people got those positions through nepotism and they'd have them with or without a uni degree, no one gets an offer of 200K out of uni without connections unless you're some kind of genius and get pulled into the DOD

what is the hard counter to abadon? aa? kiting?

i already graduated lad

this so fucking hard

everything in undergrad is ez as fuck if you're not retarded

Silver Edge

>Mek, Pipe OD
n-nani?

Envy is bait

It's Kurtis "The Package" Ling that wins the game for NP

this

>some kind of genius
If you were that, idk why you wouldn't skip college all together and make dosh ASAP.

Techies
Terrorblade

what hero can a noob do alright with that isnt support but isnt main carry?

>be PSG
>be becoming a physical therapy assistantz0r
>soon to make $40-50k

I hope dota 2 is alive in a few years, i'll fund a tourney with my own money

all players in my tourney have to play half-naked and people in monster costumes come out and randomly fuck with you while you play

How is Battlerite?

>he doesn't know about SAP auditoring

You dont really need to counter him with heroes, just pick heroes that do constant damage. His ult will only be useful if you cant kill him after his ult popped.

Pro dota tier

>2011

lamo 4 bans

>2012

oh shit here come the chinks

>2013

comfy as fuck

>2014

biggest cock tease

>2015

le ebin super teams

>2016

the purging of old shitters

?

So you want an offlaner?

Nyx,Slardar,Void.

>the 'lag
i told you to stop that

NEVER EVER LOSE

oi m8 you gonna post more secret this season ?

>anime are reduced to cheering tier 3 NA trash that struggled to beat Beesa

How do I improve my Enigma jungling?
I have the basics, let all endolons live and multiply, convert the strongest creep you can etc

>NWNL
nah dude
NPWNL
do it right you faggot

have you ever fallen in love with a pornstar?

what does NP stand for?

>9gag

No

>Worked for: BLACKED

...

she only did like one scene. fucking /pol/ its 2016

>once you go black...

no penis

its a trap team

That one guy shilling Lotus Orb in GrandGrant's stream. I know you browse d2g, keep up the good work.

for real though how is grant not dead

lotus orb is shit on almost 4/5 heroes

Superior NA genes.

Fucking ridiculous, fucking ridiculous. The shit is...fucking ridiculous.

>tfw you lotus orb a chain frost and you have aghs but the enemy lich doesn't have aghs

Damn son that's a nice feel. Mind if I steal it?

>animeNEETS triggered

Why do you faggots insist on lying on the internet

You're in one of the shittiest threads of one of the a shitty containment board on a shit website on a saturday night

If you weren't a failure you wouldn't be here.

Town420 is literally our guy, what a man,

Yeah, so?

?

Whens the next big tournament?

I will never understand the retarded way Americans have to register their income.

$/has and $/year is not a good or descriptive way too do it. $/month is the best.

It happens with a lot of things: dates, grammar, measurement units,etc.

Why do Americans do this? Why do they throw logic off the window in order to be unique or "special"?