Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

If I made a space 'nam gateway mission should it be pvp or pve, and what weapons should be used

Maybe when you find better pantheons to visit for gateways.
>no visiting the Space Aztecs and their Space Pyramids to offer human sacrifices as nourishment to the Sun God Huitzilopotchli and/or fight him for control over the everlasting light of the universe

pvp would be funner but pve is more sound
we got those laser aks but i think we also got regular aks

That's your fault for using a meme name.

why isnt surfer girl killed then

you mean surfer brooks?

Surfer is not a real name.

Wow what an ugly fat gook.
Should've aborted her.

AYy... TGstation related, but this guy does alot of spess fanart:
>spessmenart.tumblr.com/

cute lizards

Holy FUCK
This bus was the best fucking bus ever

KYS round not over

ICK OCK

t. badmin

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T I N K Y

BEST
ROUND
IN
YEARS

rate my engine

>when you see the mommi replacing windows with girders to wall in syndies

>admins finally bussed in a syndicate invasion
good shit

>Clown hopped up on meds and yiff claws
>fighting for THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN in the dome
>jk fighting to get rail a vampire husband
>kills cid twice

What a fucking bus

thank you all who played that round - especially elim, that was the greatest round of space I've had.

I have a set of screenshots showing the evolution of Tinky the Uberclown.

Here is Tinky just after surgury. She/he has just been implanted with Vox feet for Vox magboots, Tarjaran torso and arms for claws, and Tinky the Clown's head. Also Tinky has nanobots of both varieties.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>mfw that ENTIRE ROUND

IMMORTALIZE TINKY

>she never got the vampire

Here is Tinky battling the Zombieman, a creature with a claw that shot out and could grab objects, walls, and even Tinky him/herself. Tinky defeated it after a long battle chasing it around the arena.

>1366x768
>not even cropped or blown up
wew
lad

wew

T I N K Y
T H E
U B E R C L O W N

BEST ROUND IVE SEEN IN A LONG FUCKING TIME

>That whole round

please rate

WWERT WHEN

W
H
E
N

Tinky you madman that was a thrill of a lifetime.

Cid here, few tidbits to note.

First fight I had nothing but abit higher health, hulk, and brass knuckles.
Turns out HULKED BRASS KNUCKLE FACEPUNCHES do not do anything against medical nanites.

Second fight was same as the first. No nanites, no bonuses, Just mutate to even the fight and boosted health with knuckles.

Condom shot me down, got revived and tinky got a heal and went full ham.

If not for the captain killing me in the end, Tinky would have risen from the grave to become the master of Hustle Loyalty and Respect, thwarting all chances of Cidtrabution.

Either way Tinky, you are the champ.
Congratulations lad.

It was an absolute blast to both watch and participate in. Praise be to Elim.

compact/10

>they didn't spawn Rail's vampire husband

tfw there will never be a round that hype again

Not entirely sure what I'm seeing here but I'm sure it's impressive

I'm on my laptop right now because I'm on travel.

This is the result of Tinky battling "Hughman", which just blew up into guts. Apparently a defective fighter.

Ran out of time, was about to be spawned

>Mechamusume91

THE BLUEBERRY HAS RETURNED.

fuck off spergay

Man, that round went places I was never expecting.
I've tried to get the crew to create the ubermensch before but it's never actually happened.
Tinky, Cid, Gene, Joey, ???, you all da real MVPs
Also thanks to Foster for being a big help with sounds and stuff while I was setting things up

anyone get a pic of that mommis escape bar?

Here is Tinky's ultimate Arena battle against Cyd. It was a great one. He was crowned the best superhuman ever.

I'm glad that was actually something that could have happened and not just a wish upon a star, I promised it to Rail so early for helping to make me uber.

which reminds me, thanks trader for giving your legs to a great cause. and people say traders a shit.

it was a nice bar, but flashing lights are not something byond or are server can really handle, it was laggy as fuck there.

>fight starts right as Le Perv starts blasting
>fight lasts about as long as the song
That was fucking amazing, I don't think I've ever seen something this exciting in spess ever

Reminder that Australian players will play dirty at every turn.
Never trust one.

Cyd at the arena was the real Cyd's body double. The clown battled the real Cyd in the holodeck...

hypest event, all the fighters were top tier entertainment

Too bad the changeling got blown, he was the only one who could have possibly outdamaged Tinky's nanobots

maybe I shoulda had medihud off when viewing the fights

>this was the most antagonistic thing I could do during the purge

fucked up renaming bicarid, 1 iron pill and the clonex
ack

I'm pretty sure this tops anything else Elim has ever done

I played the changeling, that was always just supposed to be a joke
Like, stations are asked to send all these superhumans and one dickass station just sends a changeling
Which is immediately exploded upon revealing itself
It was the first thing that came to mind when I was coming up with the other supermen

But Cyd killed the great clown. In a fit of rage, I killed Cyd, who had threatened bad things if anyone intervened. His threat was not empty, and he blew up in a massive firestorm, killing many.

However, the great clown had been scanned earlier. He was cloned and came back and boarded the shuttle, leaving the station behind, human once again. He was showered with gifts and awards in recognition of his great service to the station.

The End.

I lost my shit. Elim for headmin

and then I forgot pic like a dingus

Thank you based elim

I lost my shit as well. I busted a gut really damn hard.

I also lost it during the zombie fight. His constant grappling around was too damn funny.

I will never doubt the awesome power of Tajaran hands ever again. Those claws plus combat nanos were insane. I never expected that kind of power. Add on a set of HoS armor and you have a real superhuman/tarjaran/vox on your hands.

Replace syndi cakes with Tinkys when?

Those Cid fights were hype as shit. Holy shit
I was standing up watching and screaming at this fucking 2d clown to move closer to another 2d sprite.

>it's possible to create something THAT unkillable without admin intervention
I've got to remember this next time I'm antag, holy shit

>Tinkys
>modeled after the clown that sacrificed it all for nothing ( a vampire )
>Bonus to unarmed damage

The real MVP is whoever it was that sent the single, only vote I got from asking for a vote on who got to be the superhuman. They said "clown".

I had already planned for Tinky to be the superhuman, but I would have given it to anyone who won the vote.

Whoever the mystery voter was, you were the real reason Tinky was the hero of the station.

hands down my best round I've played

>paramed to chill and get to play medbay
>centcomm announces they want us to make a super human with all the departments involved
>tell captain to make a vote
>I vote for the clown for keks
>he wins
>medbay and science work together so they can create uberclown
>catbeast body
>vox legs
>advanced organs
>combat and medical nanobots
>tinky becomes immortal abomination
>centcomm sends us to the thunderdome so he can combat with 5 fighters for a wish
>everyone from medbay is there and other people too
>shitfaced drunk yelling for clown to win
>clown monster destroys everyone
>HACKED INTERMISSION
>syndicate wants to fight clown
>sends his CEO Cid Dycate
>after tough fight clown wins against Senator Armstrong
>everyone is happy and goes back to the station to celebrate
>Tinky is a hero
>I'M NOT DEAD YET
>Cid Dycate is still alive last one was only a double
>he wants a real fight
>everyone in holodeck
>tinky comes in
>music starts up
>they go at it
>battle is brutal
>CID HULKS OUT AND USES LASER EYES
>even though clown dodges and punches his shit in Cid cant die
>Tinky goes down
>silence
>crew goes apeshit
>they execute Cid
>THIS ISN'T OVER YET
>bluespace artillery all over holodeck almost everyone dies
>we take tinky back to medbay to revive him
>he can only be cloned
>he comes back as a normal human, no powers no nothing
>SYNDICATE INVASION
>throw tinky a shotgun
>lets rock
>we hand tele into brig
>4 nuke ops in there and everywhere
>we start taking them down
>escape is flooded with them
>go in first and take some down
>get shot once and downed
>see Tinky escape
>die in peace

HOLY FUCK what a good round,I don't even know if what I wrote is even good but I really had fun with Tinky, Rail and the Captain
I hope Elim can keep doing this kind of great bus

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Does anyone know any good toxin lab guides?
I've seriously spent hours trying to follow the one with the wiki, and not only does it only give one mixture, the guide it too shitty and vague that variables become a problem and I always mess it up.

Inspired me to make shitty OC

>>catbeast body
>>vox legs
>>advanced organs
>>combat and medical nanobots

Does anyone know exactly what went into Tinky?

I saw the entire attachment of limbs, but what about organs? What did he get of those? I know his eyes were Tajaran eyes so he could see in the dark.

>inACKusate
>No ClonACKSadone

8/10 still funny

TINKY THE ETERNAL FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE GOT 4 ACHIEVEMENTS
4

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I wish I could have made some more non-combat trials to test out his other enhancements but I didn't really have the time after dealing with making all the supermen.
I was considering flooding the arena with plasma or something but I really didn't want to have to set it right again and also didn't want to give all the supermen advanced lungs and whatnot

That's shitty, but it's also good.

man my heart was in my throat, my ping was 100+ spiking up to the thousands for the last cid fight and shuttle boarding.

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Tinky is our newest meme
I went from being annoyed by the purge to being hype as fuck for that whole round

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I really have to send out a thanks for you Elim. That took a lot of hard work for sure, and we all appreciate it a lot. Its admin work like that which helps give some of the most memorable rounds in this game to make it more than just a 2dspessmans autism simulator.

Tinky may have won the glory, but you and the other admins who helped (Foster) deserve just as much.

STOP

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seconded, I imagine it was hard to keep everyone happy who was in the round but you magnificent bastards seem to have done it. keep up the good fucking work.

Why is Anti-Toxin the only chemical to have such a unconventional name? We don't have "Anti-Brute (Bicardine)" or "Anti-Burn (Kelotane)"

>be MP on colonial marine
>round start shenanigans, some fuck decides hew ants to shoot at someone else
>he explodes himself with a grenade
>get him to medbay to get fixed and confiscate his shit and ID

>shortly after in the round some marines and the CE decide to lynch the Wey Yu liaison officer
>can't get there in time and only find a bloody mess
>no one wants to talk about who did what
>give up and just confiscate the officer's shit so they don't get stolen

>nothing happens for a long ass time afterward
>after about 1h/1h30mins the marines fucked up and had to retreat
>aliens interact with the shuttle controls
>get geared up with lethals
>there's like 30 marines at the hangar waiting for the 23 aliens on the rasp
>everything is fortified to hell
>aliens arrive and get massacred
>they never even had a chance
>somehow some alien managed to get away and hide in the vents

>Wey Yu calls for PMCs to come over because they haven't heard from their liaison officer in a while
>everyone panics because he got fucking murdered
>we hide all the body pieces and bullshit our way into making the PMCs believe he got crushed by the pod
>suddenly distress beacon goes off again
>FUCKING RUSSIANS
>russians arrives and start shooting the place up
>somehow they just ignore me
>get shot twice by a fucking PMC
>russians are eliminated and the roaming xenos leaves the vents and get murdered
>end the round in medbay suffering from my fractured head because there's no doctor

Military Police is pretty fun to play honestly

>elim is back
>does his best event yet

Dylovene

because antitoxin is real and that's how it works

Don't feed his ego, it was his average decent bus, nothing great.