2015 Malibu

2015 Malibu

Wtf is this thing?

Interior wiper spray.

Life force scanner

Infrared receiver for your stereo so oncoming traffic can change your radio station.

death scanner

Ecoboost detector

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That's the mound.

Cheby pls

Optional mounting for a dragon dildo, I see you bought the executive package

Clitoris

Lance Armstrong's missing testicle

it blinks to let you know mr alarm is armed

To this day no one knows. Truely one of lifes great mysteries.

I wouldnt trust it though.

Dash light dimmer sensor

R2D2

IR blaster for the forced entry alarm.

sun sensor for auto headlights

poop shute

blinker fluid sensor

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Automatic light sensor for the auto headlights op

>Wtf is this thing?

Shit tier quality plastic panel, indeed.

I think it's actually something that monitors the interior temperature for cars that have automatic climate control.

It's an ambient light sensor for the dimmers, you know, you turn the light knob to the auto lights? It'll automatically turn your headlights onto the low beams when it feels it's needed.

BOTNET

What that actually is, is a sun sensor that works with your automatic climate control

press it and it opens up that hatch, that's where you store your old boogers.

microphone/camera module that will send transcripts of conversations had in the car to the NSA

I think it's technically called a booger humidor.

That would be the spectre detector.

Photon fluid change light

Why the fuck do you own a Malibu? How many times have you attempted suicide?