All the nice vans in here make me miss my first car.
POS '88 Crown Vic, began life as a Maryland state troopers car. 351 Windsor, slick top, C4 tranny, cracked vinyl seats, crank windows, and no radio. Dad bought her at an auction in '91, with 98k on the clock, drove the shit out of it until 2000 when the engine finally crapped out.
Flash forward to 2004. The weekend after my 16th birthday, dad shows up in a flatbed with a rekt '92 econoline on the back. We had to drag this sucker into the garage, that's how twisted and fucked the body was, but under the hood....
A beautiful, low mileage (112k), fuel injected 351. Started right up once we put a in a new battery. Took about 2 weeks, but we pulled off the front clip, sold whatever was still good and literally cut the engine out of that sucker.
Took almost a year to get it on the road, but we managed to get the engine into the Vic and the tranny rebuilt. Eventually she got a 9" Trac-Loc rear end, and some suspension work.
Drove her for six years before the frame started to fall apart real bad.
She was ugly as hell. Big dents, three shades of primer, cracked windshield, missing grill, wooden rear bumper, steel 2x4 for a front bumper, most of the interior was either broken or missing( yes, vice grip window cranks), but the radio worked.
Wasn't exactly fast either, but fast enough. Handled like a dream though. Out ran the cops more than a few times, moreso because of the handling than the engine. In hindsight, I never should have got rid of that car, best times of my life.