/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Divine & Disorderly Edition

>Patch 3.4 Notes (Preliminary)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c244625b50b0208675f0a1f7baf9ac67543943ad

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

>Patch 3.38 notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d

>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/

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>Amber will never drink bleach

literally nothing divine about you

tfw

I don't know which Pippy I'm supposed to /tell now.

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Those people that "ask to be friends"

Almost as bad as men that ask to kiss or date

They don't even realize how their world works yet someone who abstains from such things understands it far more completely than they ever will.

*sighs*

Sucks being this intelligent.

See filename for my IQ.

Pepsi pissingpaddles.

can you like stop posting forever

tummies

okay moldy shitbox

xth for battleshots

>tfw I don't actually battle I just stand around

D-Does this count????? It kinda has some action in it.....

Pissy Pepsipuddles

...

0 decides who I get collared by

Lohillus

Pipspip Pempypunsol.

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9663930/

What went wrong?

I rarely see good white haired Xaela. You're cute.

Pippy Pepperpumper. Dont bully them theyre nice.

>still not 60

this gay male is still on balmung.

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Same thing that went wrong here.

>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/9663930/friend/

wew

*adds all to block list*

>fr

Lance.
Out.
Now!

Plimplim Plomplimplamplum.

>amber fakedeep hour
i'm out OF MY MIND, SIMPLETON

That's not very nice

>I'm not on there
*sniffles.............*

How do I make friends

>They'd take HARP over Elk
>fucking HARP
When will Elk realize that nobody likes him and that he should kill himself?

My buddy right here.

Pipps Piddlepaddle

...

>you will never sniff elks chair while he fingers you butthole

Nice.

Somewhat newfag here
Amber is the crazy person that was cutting themselves in the thread a while back, right?
What's their actual in game name?

i want to fuck elks boypussy

You don't you just keep making mistakes and losing them one at a time until you have nobody
and you have nobody to blame but yourself

Laika Blacke

Her name is Kiss Dissem, and I'm not crazy. She's just enlightened.

Tanootsoku Shirukuru

tofu's new cat, avoid at all costs.

What the fuck did you do to your friends?

This accurately describes my social life.

Is the solution suicide?

see

Collar me...

Midlanders in coats.

I want to collar elk and make her mine!

Yeah this is about right.

I don't know

>There are people who are friends with Amber
Balmung is a terrible place

where is your hat?

Its usually those, "Anyone can change, they just need a little help and comfort and attention!" without realizing some people are literally insane and need actual medical help like Beepers did.

Being in someone's friend list =/= being their friend

That said, Amber is a blast outside of the thread

basically this. you'd think keeping their poop in a box in their bedroom would be enough of a wakeup call, but i guess not.

Definitely not. They're a cute little Canadian girl irl :D

The same people who have coddled their whole life with people telling them they can be whatever they want and the world is their oyster, harsh reality for those faggots.

I assumed it was one of these two people.
Are they the same person, just different characters or something?

Also, sorry enlightened and/or crazy person. I hope you're not actually cutting yourself anymore, and have found some peace in your life.

Just trying to understand all the /xivg/ drama

gracing this thread

they're different people, kd is just being a memer.

>Being in someone's friend list =/= being their friend

How so? You can just say no.

Creepy fusion of paks and vjera

>tfw no qt elezen gf

Which Lavender Bed wards do I need to avoid?

grace THIS *rips a wet fart*

Evie...

Or you talked to them once or twice, added them and never talked to them again

Yes, "we're" the same person. I just multibox my alt account sometimes and people think we have a split personality or something, like what?

what i don't understand is how Lohillus can actually get away with being friends with both Amber and Meria given how the former behaves towards her.

>inb4 "wHERE'S TH PROOF!!!?!?! u HAVE N0 PROF!!!!!"

Tanitsuki Shiruku/Amber is an insane tranny/XXY who shits in boxes, pisses on carpets and self-mutilates all while calling itself enlightened
Kiss Dissem is a lesser Tanitsuki Shiruku

avoid ward 1

especially plot 55

yuck

>Want to like PvP
>It just feels so slow
>Always feels like I do no damage
What's the secret to monk pvp?
How do I make this more exciting and do worthwhile damage?

lmao

Because Loh is just an alright nigga
Dude don't give no fucks about your shit
He cool

shoulder tackle > LB
thats it

>It was really kiss shitting in a box and pissing on a carpet

Really makes the neurons fire

surprise, that's why noone enjoys pvp on this game

As both his friend and one of his other friends, we can confirm this. Loh is indeed an alright nigga.

I will cum on Elk

Maybe because he's nice to be around

>"I don't like it so nobody likes it!!"

>Elk will never sit on your face

I'll have you yucking on this DICK *unzips*

lewder glamours and pvp skill usage

None of these fcs have a house in the beds right?

Message me in-game and I'll explain it, if you like.
Don't lie to people, I'm a wet sponge.

You're playing the most braindead job after bard, if you really can't figure out how to do damage you should quit.

Who wants to hear me suck at guitar?

>no beach chairs out in Mateus houses to pose on
Tragedy

Also a tragedy

youtube.com/watch?v=TErySTMbFlk

You don't know what having the personality of a wet sponge is like, shut it

do you want fr\end

your old cat was much cuter

I have a beach chair but it's not on mateus.

Is there a harmless way of dying? I wish I had no family so nobody would suffer if I went into that good night.

highlanders

I do have friends, it doesn't mean I'm entertaining in any way

Someone PLEASE buy me a fanta so I can change to this...

Don't use or glamor PVP gear in PVP. It just makes you an easy target for focusing