Name me a car that's more depressing to own and drive around in than this dreary hunk of shit

Name me a car that's more depressing to own and drive around in than this dreary hunk of shit.

looks like a fun little commuter car. i'd buy one if i wasn't already shovelling all of my money into track days

it's not,

It's utterly joyless.

>Add nismo parts
>instant fun

Try harder OP

people who hate on city cars jusrt don't know how to drive fast

what's not to like about being able to drive at the limit everywhere ? tires screeching, over/understeering fun, lots of body roll, all that while staying under the speed limit. or near it.

those cars let you hone your driving skills without paying for track time or risking your license.

Nice ride faggot

I own one and I like it. It's super easy to drive and very spacious. My sister loves it, my parents are impressed by it, previous owners almost got a tear in their eye when they saw the car again.

It's more or less perfect for anything but highway.

Literally every other japanese appliance.
Terrible, depressing and beyond boring experiences.


>add nismo parts
>nismo parts
>to a fucking Micra
Get the fuck out, 12 y.o.

Not really. Certain Corollas handle pretty well and they are built well.

When you get to 120kmh and it's redlining :|

1.2 Micra problems, makes highway very scary

>not heard of the micra 350sr

Driving sub 1.3L desiel shitboxes must be debilitating and soul crushing.

OP is a faggot like always and this time even sounds like a spoiled brat.

I hope you will be forced to drive this soon.

what?
I'm at about 3,5krpm at 120kmh with my 1.2

It's not. They are fun at low speeds unlike the big and fat cars.

o shit.

hope im just wrong then

Are you sure that you put it in 5th and not 3rd gear? XD

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The "new" base model Mitsubishi Space Star.

these shits
slow as fuck
i think they were like a metro
i drove a few of them. slow

I didn't say micras didn't have nismo parts available for them, I just implied it was retarded.


>having torques on a small lightweight car with a sorted chassis is debilitating and soul crushing
lol, your burger is showing so bad

Bicycles are extremely fun at 20mph too.

Yes, especially in the forest
This is about the only new car that I want. 660cc, 63bhp. Would trade my Miata for it

t. 8L vee eight with 150hp

2.5L eye six with 168hp actually

>buying a 3 Series
>not buying a 320d
lol

>buying a filthy diesel
I've owned one but I've decided that a career in tractor driving isn't for me.
Oh and it's a 5 series.

>245Nm on a a car with almost 1500kg
>meanwhile my puny little 1.3L diesel makes 200Nm stock at 1750rpm on a 1100kg body

You dun goof'd not buying a diesel, especially on a fucking 5 series.
Now you get raped when you actually want to merge on a busy street and at the pump.

>tractor driving
You'd be amazed at how refined modern diesels are.
Much more refined than a common petrol engine.

5series are boring. Big and heavy. My father had 2 E39 and the Micra K12 is way more fun in town.

>1.3 diesel
What car do you drive?

I didn't buy a fucking 525i for street racing. It has plenty of power for normal driving, it's very comfortable, cheap (in my country it is), and it can go really fast on highways with very little vibration.
I'm sure it is. My point is that anything is fun at low speeds. A moped is awesome to drive in a city, but I wouldn't ever dd one.

But your point is not valid. Big, heavy and insulated cars are not fun at low speeds. Small, light and loud cars are.

I'd rather sacrifice low speed fun for the ability to go fast on a highway.

Why isn't mjet banned yet.
Easily the most cancerous tripfag.

>Terrible, depressing and beyond boring experiences.

As opposed to your FF Punto?

>This is about the only new car that I want. 660cc, 63bhp. Would trade my Miata for it

Import one. Don't think the costs would be high.

Yes.

>lol, your burger is showing so bad
I could honestly care less, I enjoy small lightweight cars a lot myself too and really wish they'd become more popular here.

However, sub 1.5L N/A engines are pitiful even on twisty's unless your car is a stripped shitbox. Don't even mention the freeway...

Low powered diesels are even worse, city driving is okay but at highway speed it's just fucking awful.

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>I could honestly care less
So you care to a certain extent?

now this

There's worse.

Both of them look like absolute shit. At least with the Datsun you don't get FCA-tier reliability.

I was stating that I don't care that he's calling me out for being Burger.

But yes I do care to respond to his argument.

Hail to your Japanese overlord

>Perfect cars don't exi-

ha

Europoors in general should just be banned by default.

British posters can stay though, they're alright.

ha

stock trim on a econobox you muppet.

Fiat multpila

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Considering it has one the most sorted chassis on the segment, yes.


>highway speed is awful
Can get up to speed with no worries whatsoever.
Did 200km/h (gps measured) with 4 people inside one time and it wasn't even on a downhill, but whatever.

>yfw the Fiat Multipla actually drives really well, even tho it has that alien exterior
Fiat magic.

Is 200 km/h something to brag about for you? Sad 2bh

One does not need a car that's faster than that.
I've only driven faster than 200kmh once in my life.

Why not? I like driving at fast speeds.

200km/h is obnoxiously fast on a public road, but whatever.
I'm sure you drive every day at 350km/h on your personal autobahn.

I often need to drive to a town 100km away for my job in the middle of a work day. It's almost empty during these times, so I go at 220kmh

Then buy a fast car and be a danger to everyone. I for one don't care so long it can overtake someone on the highway.

CLA 180 with 7-speed auto

Sour grapes

Keep telling yourself that. I live in a small town and I never have to drive on the highway.

Own? Don't know.

Drive? 2CV. Won't make it to 40mph.

The problem isn't that low powered engines can't get up to speed quick enough, It's that once you get up to speed you hardly have power to overtake on busy freeways or gradual inclines.

Here in California it's borderline dangerous to drive on freeways with sub 100hp during rush hour.

Cool

Never had issues overtaking people.

Soccer mom's in V8 Sequoia's and Mexicans with V6 Accords will make you question things here.

The thing is that highways works differently here in Europoor compared to Murrika. In Murrika it's a complete clusterfuck, people switching lanes all the time and slower drivers sometimes drive in the left lane. Here in europoor people who keeps the speed limit keep themself to the right lane and people who wants to overtake takes the left lane.

The corollas that handle well are a tiny percentage of the overall production and have nothing to do with the micra. The micra is basically a clio made shitter.

Wow, thats a qt. Is that available in Murica?

I don't think so. I know that Canada have it. It seems like Murricunts doesn't like cute cars.

tfw when owning both a Miata and a Micra K12. Wonder if people think I'm gay.

Wait, so do you own one? Would it fit tallfags? I'm a little over 6ft.

do you suck dick and enjoy it?

Whenever I see one of these one the road, I always assume the driver is trailer park tier white trash.

Yes. I had a 7ft friend in it. Headroom is no problem as the car is very high, legroom on the other hand. But 6ft should not be any problems.

Haven't tried

Yeah I've driven one quite a bit actually. My mum has one and I switched between the micra and a daihatsu charade to learn how to drive manual. They're utter shitboxes with no redeeming features, intensely cramped (even with my moms manlet driving position), uncomfortable and shocking ride (I get sick everytime i sit in the back or the front for more than 20 mins), large amounts of wind, road, and whiny engine noise. Appalling transmission that feels like it's made entirely of plastic, the steering is scary because it isn't linear and too light and unpredictable. You have to mash your foot on the accelerator (which feels like a button) to get any speed, and it takes its time to get anywhere.

The brakes are too sensitive at low speeds, and surprisingly dead any other time, I almost smashed my head on the wheel one time from pushing the brake pedal down, the suspensions is useless, body rolls constantly, vibrates at high speed, and has the worst interior quality of any car i;ve been in. The plastic on the steering wheel rubs off after a few years of usage, the plastics seem to rattle, and half of it isn't screwed together properly, it is the cheapest interior i've ever seen in my life.

It is honestly a reprehensible piece of shit, anyone who buys it sorely regrets their purchase when they become sober and realise that it is fucking hideous. Maybe an equvalent mazda or ford or toyota is nice and fun to drive, but this car gives you the least enjoyable driving experience of any car made in the past 20 years. It is a crime against auto enthusiasm.

What car is fun then?
The Micra keeps you one the edge all the time.

a friend gave me a lift in his auris 2.2 yesterday. i was ready to shit on his diseasel shitbox but it pulls damn hard. 400 Nm remapped to 470 Nm with just a ecu tune.

the rest of the car is pretty bland though

>It is a crime against auto enthusiasm.'

Hear hear.

the Micra is FF, too
faggot

The bus

This is true. I rather walk

Had one as my first car, absolutely no complaints 1.25 16v engine pulled nicely and it had so many features pas, heated front screen electric windows and central locking all for 300 quid.

My k11 is fine I'm 6"2 they aren't as small as you would think

Agreed. I could transport my 90x140cm kitchen table in mine.

this

I never understood why you'd need all those options in a car that is supposed to be bare commuting transportation. you buy this to have low running costs. all that shit just adds weight and over 100kg of unnecessary gimmicks actually do make a difference in a 800kg car with sub 70hp.

what's wrong with cranking windows up or down, having to manually lock the door (of a fucking 3 door car), wearing the right clothes in winter, switching the airblower to windscreen heat?

just my opinion.
I'd rather have that shit bare or get something above that like a passat or mondeo in this ford case and have that with all options

never claimed it wasn't you autist

shit opinion fuck off