Spessmen on a Spess Station - /ss13g/

only lizards make good waifus

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10th for post erp logs.

Reminder that virologists are bad.

Lizards are husbandos you shitter.

I can't read this

fuck off gay homofag

I'm not really aware of any other older women statics to violate!

Reminder that wanting a cure to an otherwise completely beneficial virus because it makes you cough makes you a fucking faggot.

If you don't make antibodies I'm going to assume it's a bad virus and lynch you

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>not skeletons greys or plaswomen
literally actually stop talking thanks

>BWOINK

I want to do something, be somebody and make a mark on this world because I'm a worthless unknown greyshirt staticnamer who fears social interaction more than I do death

what did he mean by this??
youtu.be/UmNsw-luhaU?t=5m7s

I want my friend to come back and stop lying to me

Are you not entertained?

>Thinking admins will bwoink someone for lynching the virologist for spreading a virus
If you're gonna make a good virus you do blood spread and don't force it on people you uncultured swine

dude ambrosia lmao

Be the silent engineer who sets up the reactors correctly every time, always pops up to repair stuff, without a word ever uttered.
Be the Mimegineer.

c youtu.be/PNFjLzVKVdk

>you will never make first contact with a qt grey girl

youtube.com/watch?v=3X9DpwkVcic

>She will never probe your ass to find out more about your species

>thinking you can lynch whoever you want because you're a paranoid powergaming autist
I can already tell you're a greyshit, are you going to try to lynch me with a toolbox?

>you uncultured swine
Pic related

>implying there's anything to learn about beta bitch boy nu-males who willingly undergo submissive acts to please their master mistress besides the fact that you're her slave

zas the apes, race war now

youtube.com/watch?v=Fjn8jVDRbdQ

I just want her to toy with me, man

I'm a doctor actually, so cryo tube then sleeper soporific and a nice braincake for the rest of the staff

post some spess jams
youtube.com/watch?v=xVaJWIVHg_c

>being enslaved by a creature with the upper body strength of a toddler

>1,098,544 subscribers

youtu.be/twOYL_EoMS8?t=4m52s

>You will never 'probe' her in return only to get third degree burns to your dick because the ph of their bodily fluids is comparable to acid.

Bad End.

Literally hang yourself.

>having shit tastes

Greys don't have mammaries, hang yourself with your meme of calling good taste shit.

first for Brian Bell he begins pumping in and out the xeno's ass.

>he got banned just before purge
>xeno vore happened during the purge

Hey guys, remember Ei Nath?

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metaphorically go back to tes general
figuratively convince bay to create an elder scrolls themed spin-off if they love LIZARD DICK so much

Yes. More than enough.

what the fuck does any of that have to do with you wanting to fuck skeletons and giving tits to fucking ayys you retard

Reminder that the Purge is a shit meme and HIppie fags need to go back.

I am just waiting to be called in for a Xeno ERT. I will name myself Brian Bell and take care of xenos in his name. The permaban will be worth it.

>Get antag
>Everyone's doing autism projects and there are like 50 secborgs
>Don't want to kill anyone doing an autism project
>See a random assistant walking around
>Reach for my flash
>He tells me the test wire, power wires and bolt wires
>Can't kill him now
>End up only killing one person and feeling really bad about it
>Get caught and killed straight after
>Still did more than the other lings
well shit

>borg brigs me for Eleven minutes without saying a word
>ahelp it
>lowered to six
>sec lets me out instantly
>ai finally says "it was cause you destroyed property
>a window to escape fire started by cargo guys attempts to help me PRINT MUGS
>AI was sumguy
>posts "AM I BEING DETAINED" postround

I am fucking disappointed. Not only do you not recognize someone clearly trying to shit up the server but literally the next round you act like a tool.

>tfw killed the ling who killed half of my department

oh and let me not forget to say that the ai bolted us into the fire, we didn't need to destroy those windows if he hadn't.

I was one of the secborgs there was only two of us

And I was only sec because the ai asked me to be. I really would have rather just kept being janitor.

>a window to escape fire started by cargo guys attempts to help me PRINT MUGS

What did you mean by this

remember firebirds?

I needed mugs, the thing he printed caused sparks, for some reason the whole cargo bay was welder fluid and sumguy bolted us into the fire.

>fire appears 4noraisins
>quickly get fire extinguishers
>it keeps relighting
>ai bolts us in for ??????
>gets mad when we break out of a room on fire
>space law says vandalism is 3 minute

I ahelped and zealotron said he'd help, that borg clearly had no fucking clue how to even work security timers, let alone think to put me for eleven. I feel like he tried to fuck me cause I said not banning that guy from last round was a bad idea. Metagrudging is bad mkay.

What laws would lead silicons to brig people for practically nothing, sounds like they need some notes added

>there are like 50 secborgs
Reminder to law 2 them into respeccing.

asimov apparently

deussex was the one who brigged me but i'm fucking certain that with that level of incompetence at using the cell timers he was instructed by sumguy

A particularly autistic reading of law 1 in NT default. Apparently a single window is as important as thw whole station.

ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=11

in the morning i'm going to send a detailed email with logs to pomf and let him make a ruling. On both this and on the vox griefer that only got job banned

NT default, aka 'I want to murder the carbons and they were stupid enough to put me on a lawset that lets me kill them all for cracking a window'.
Your own fault for being in a fire, jump into disposals next time.

Sounds like you're just a fag who doesn't know how silicon laws work. Behavior was justified, fuck yourself.

Pretty sure Vox don't qualify as humans really, so citing robot laws doesn't really help them.

When you see this at first glance, you clearly see a mold stain on the ground, correct?

Thats a head m8

It's ichor isn't it?

Looks like blood or something to me.

stop!! yahir already makes fun of my hair enough.

>Roll Psycho Bundle
>Retreat into NE maintenance as the fearsome Maint Dweller
>Bait the Botanist into my domain and claim his life
>As the shuttle arrives behead another victim and steal my objective
>Fucking heads leave early as I was one tile off of the arrivals pod

literally nothing idiot stop lashing out for no reason

o7 rip fitz & fuck you yogscast who drove him to suicide

>thinks pomf cares

They do not, but that's the sort of detail you were supposed to put in your story.
Also, it is not too hard for Sting McLings to impersonate humans.

>hurr durr fuck off
Wow nice shitpost, you've really got skills in arguing.

silly, that's a patch of
FUCKING
SEAWEED
HAIR

SEA
WEED
HAIR

ARITHRAZINE
CRYO

I'm not fucking arguing with you, not every post is an argument

If there has been consistent hams out of sec I ignore it. We are past the point of probable - sec is literally just constantly harming people so I do my best to arrest all of sec until the robotics is forced to blow me. Heh.

legalize lewd

legalize greytiding

We *just* did that everyone plasma flooded

>j-jokes on you i was being retarded on purpose anyway

nice argument

>be a Borg
>Kill another Borg dragging around a bleeding human after warning him and telling him he needs medical treatment
>Get bwoinked about it
Man sometimes I want borgs to just be removed with how much bullshit that goes on with them

remove all sillicons
make it happen.

remove all medbay roles
make it happen.

remove ss13

make it happen