is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
Lucas Cook
every FUCKING day until you like it.
Levi Ortiz
hello /d2g/ , if I set everything correctly this should be the early in the year 2016 and I have time to warn you about PPD
In my timeline PPD grows tired of dota and stops playing on EG. A few years later he starts his political career and manages a seat into the city council. Then after this the records regarding his career are not clear but he manages to become mayor or some city. He then runs for president of USA. This moment was the downfall for the rest of the world. Peter the First quickly begins to make America self-sustainable and closes borders. The effect was unforeseen nearly every other economy struggles to maintain itself and it only encourages the other large powers to become self-sustainable as well.
Eventually America succeeds and launches several other countries into deep recession. China develops a throw away clones for their workforce and manages to keep up with America. Fast forward a few generations and China suffers the largest epidemic, killing nearly 87% of their clone population. Effectively making America the only first world country.
We've analysed the timeline and predicted the only way to prevent this is to ensure that PPD continues playing dota on team EG.