Any average joe english dudes here who recently got onto the road?
What am I expecting to spend keeping a typical 1.0L shitbox on the road?
Get a simple as hell car, original mini for eg, do most of any repairs myself
avoid blackbox insurance, not to be a boy racer but to avoid the stupidly low sped limits in places, england fags will understand
fuck yo couch
BUS WANKERS
Oh m8 you're gonna get so much clunge with that yellow cinquacento hawaii.
Yea man the boot is a little small but people are bendy when unconscious
Minis are overpriced you won't get other than a shell for under a grand.
Just get a common shitbox (106, Corsa Yaris etc) with cheap spares.
>Original mini
Good luck finding one for less than £5000
Just buy a Corsa or 206 and prepare for insults. After a year buy an old BMW and enjoy hektik skidz
>obtain ten-year-old corsa/ka
>put a few dents and scrapes in
>drive it into the ground while building up big boy no-claims
>purchase three-year-old nice-ish car using scrap-value corsa as the trade-in
>upgrade to actual nice car in a few years because you've been an adult and budgeted for it
fuck's sake this may as well be on the school curriculum by now.
Just buy a Civic/Corolla.
enjoy smelling of curry
compare insurances for different cars
some cars are cheaper than you think