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NO PATCH EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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I want Luna to shit in my mouth

where is my new patch reeee
smeone hold me im getting really mad

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Keeping the good old memes spam going

First for new thread is already dead. Nice job dotards

where is patch dotards,??

this is gross
no

yes please

Insiderbro with leaked patch note on map changes

__________________________________________________________________________________________ KILL YOURSELF LMAO _____________________________________________________________________________________

i love this picture

>MDL soon
>memeleague soon

I can't fuckin wait for real esports to return boys

I want gaben to shit in my mouth

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend.

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guys I have to turn in the patch notes to Gaben in 2 hours but I've spilled coffee on my laptop and fried the hdd

All posts ending in 3 6 or 9 get their ideas put in

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who is the best crazy scientist support hero?

noob ass shitter here

is it ok if i buy a quelling blade almost every game? ive noticed i get way more last hits and the game goes better. seems like it would always be worth it

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IMAGEBROS WW@

LETS FUCK THIS IMAGELIMIT UP

SHITSKIN TEXTPOSTERS ABOUT TO GET BTFO

you have to learn to play without it

cringe

Morphling : morphing is disabled for the duration of disables

arc warden removed from the game

>but they had dust
>lol owned

Treads, hotdogs, echo. You can now fight. Every time you have a 4 stack of ancients, ultimately and take it. You should have your echo tunes up with the first 4 stack, so grab echo, ultimately and take stack, u now need about 1k for blink. Blink into crys if you can get away wi th it, otherwise Bob into dawdle. After this game should be well over but if not go AC if no one is building it, otherwise satanic into moonshard into whatever, never had a game go that far. Probably a skadi or some shit. In a poor game I'll have 80 lh at 10 minutes, it's all about pushing lane and juggling while you wait for creeps to come back. Build is 1 3 hold pts to 6, at six take 3 cleave and ult and start pushing lane, max cleave then warcry, take stats over stun. Sven can kill in lane with a support with a slow, otherwise ur lane will probably be dogshit. Sven is all about having an extremely efficient farming rate and a teammate with a strong team fight ult. I'm currently on a 9 win streak with Sven at low 4k, good luck dawg, he's very fun, but he's going to probably get his warcrft needed, which will probably kill him, currently you can forgo tankiness items completely because you get so much from skipping stun and thru natural strong growth, combine that with an extra 20 armor on a 4 sec cd, he's ridiculously strong

have a meme gorilla

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Yes.
It's not really worth it on the ranged heroes unless you are playing Drow or Morphling tho.

give everyone meme aghs upgrades

What about Arc Warden?

I think I could single handedly fuck this thread in the ass

Old memes were so good man, cracks me up every time

Would you lick her armpits?

no but i would smash your worthless head against the concrete

>text posters

stop being a little btich

no im kidding i cant lh without quelling blade

>watch brother playing necro
>misses all the last hits
>always uses ult for kill steal when the death is a certainty
>maxes aura first
>rushes aghs before anything
>he's 2.6k
What's your excuse for being sub 3k gulag ?

post images until patch come

Top 5 best Dota heroes in bed:
>Earthshaker
>Riki
>Elder Titan
>Winter Wyvern
>Outworld Devourer

>3 (THREE [3]) posts in a row without an image
>on an IMAGEboard
what are u doing dotards?!?!

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triggering you

>wake up
>you're a dotard

>posting static images in 2016

>matumbaman almost dies on stream

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at least I'm posting dota related shit bros

post vintage dota comics

LETS DO IT BOYS

What are we watching?

Not really. Well, you can still get it if it works for you. Just learn to last hit with no quelling blade.

>wake up
>no replies

Lost my dota folder
QUICK POST DOTA RELATED STUF

I can't help it. I am addicted to dotard dick. I just want to bury my head in a dotards crotch after he's spent a whole day of playing ranked matchmaking and inhale the sweet smell of sweat and precum till my head goes blank. I want to him to rail my butt and then squeeze me as hard as he can as he empties his balls and my boipussy sucks out all his white juice of life into my fertile asswomb

literally WHY
WHY
would u want to post about this trash game that doesn't evne have skillshots?>?
urgh....

funny image post more image

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>imageboard
>doesn't post an image

spanish dotard nudes :^)

she really should get that mole checked out

lads have FRIENDS played Sanguine Sharks in the Dota Danger cup yet?

trying to find a stream/info on this but can't find it anywhere

WHAT TEH FUCK user DONT POST THIS KIND OF SHIT IN HERE WITHOUT SPOILER
SOME PEOPLE HERE ARE REALLY SENSTITIVE YA KNOW

Who's your favourite Chinese player gulag?

Remember when /d2g/ was good before haha shit posting! faggots took over

EternalEnVy

>on an image board
>doesn't get dubs

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TEXTPOSTERS DESPITE HAVING A LOWER POST CD ARE GETTING GIGABTFO BY BASED IMAGEBROS

Our girl

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I like this image :) (you can save it if you want)

P R O
D O T A

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Support PA right here boys

Get on this shit early before EG and Secret do it at MDL and everyone sucks their dicks for being so smart

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

>tfw hype

dont shitpost guys you are going to get banned

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DONT FUCKING DO THIS SHIT TO ME

>tfw won last 4/5 games i played as bara lately
GO IN
GO HARD
DONT STOP

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>Support PA
I'm done, you won Icefrog.

>enemy team picks LC first pic
>wait until 00:00
>decide to go WW and support
>enemy team then picks SB, Nyx, Storm Spirit
>my fucking face everytime I was dead within 5 seconds of a teamfight from someone so much as farting in my direction
>still win

Jesus christ what bullshit

>he doesn't take getting banned as a badge of honor

here yuo go guys i posted an image

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>he doesn't always drop the courier so the one with the best skin activates it
Hello 3 day old account

Enjoy your Pubs

>wake up

yea it's a top tier support
I think you can play him offlane as well

beat me to it

you have long as fuck range with WW nigag the fuck are you doing in a teamfight?

>people actually want storm to be viable he already is, dont fucking buff him further
>tfw they actually have to play against le ebin ZIBZAB XD man

>wake up
>you're getting old

>bara offlane
Will you stop with this shit seriously
Hes a roaming support like bh or riki.. Do you play riki or bh offlane? If you do youre fucking retarded and should shoot yourself in the foot just to realise how stupid and retarded you are because you would probably fail to kill yourself

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actually had a match like this the other day

NP had 50k gold net worth, the most nonsensical items possible and only tried to rat alone top while getting killed

>Spawning courier at -0.51 instead of -1.30

>don't wake up
>you are dead

>VP is literally nu-Vega

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