Dota 2 general /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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>348 memes early

Ephey a shit

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dotabuff.com/players/92299773

How do I win?

I'm 6k losing against 2ks in unranked.

Being Russian hurts but I hate losing dota.

where do i find dota 2 porn

help guys

>used to get 10/10 white qts
>now the best we can manage is ephey

I'm like 90% sure she lived with her mother's house back in 2012/2013/2014.

It was only recently that she had been making enough money to live alone/with ODPixel in Sweden.

Sing is strim

we fucked last thread in the ass lmao nice job guys

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MIRA IS CUTE

SHE IS OUR GIRL

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Reminder to report EE on twitch for streaming while naked.

Why are you so buttdevastated dotards?

Soe's tattoos are worse than Ephey's desu because leg/thigh tattoos are the greatest sin there is next to face or chest tattoos.

By the way how skinny has Helena got, has she streamed since her whole starving herself thing?

id fuck her right in the pussy yes

how do i play morphling

JESUS that face

damn that bitches eyes are fucked ROFL

>reporting our guy

kys yourself

you missed last thread
still tilted over no monkey king and OP meepo & morph?

Who cares about the face kids, the tip of her tongue can reach the bottom of her chin.

Literally just close your eyes and feel the SUCC

>tier 3 NA shitter
>our guy

>our guy

I want her to tie me down and trample my cock and balls

No, dawg, she's been living alone for a long time. And that stay in Sweden with ODPixel and Shane was just for Dreamleague

>not watching singsing aka our guy

um dotards?

I wouldn't mind if she gained weight and got THICC

OD Pixel and Sheever have a place in Sweden together now, ODPixel moved from his mom's house to live in Sweden with her this Spring.

>friend starts queue
>puts single draft too in the modes
>single draft match happens
Every time every single fucking time in this shit mode the enemy gets some meme combo wich people can't counter because of the random picks
If I see another Alchemist+Magnus+Lifestealer+Pudge+SandKing or just 5 STR team I'm going to vomit

What is your source on this, my friend?

DOTARDS

SYLLABEAR IS A HARD CARRY MELEE AGILITY HERO
NOT A RANGED HERO
NOT A CREEP HERO

>1.5 BAT
>+130 Damage
>+28 Armor
>+900 HP
>+40% Attack Speed
>+25% Movement Speed
>Aoe Disable that can be used even when silenced/stunned
>BKB piercing proc disable
>Free 6 item slots to use for fetching items, dust, wards, tps, orb of venom, etc

>29 posts
>18 images

STOP YOU'LL KILL THE IMAGE LIMIT AGAIN

It's hard to watch Sing strim and GDC at the same time.

POST EARTHSHAKER

imagine being bulldog and getting your small dick sucked by that snake like tongue while shouting twitch memes every suck.

why the fuck does she do her makeup like she is 5 years old
ffs i can put lipstick on better than her

>not watching EE's descent into obscurity and shitness

???

>tfw no roots
MEME SABRE ON THE BEAR!!!!!

The ODPixel+Sheever TI cast where OD's mum asks about a house warming gift for them on the phone.

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KappaPride

As he comes on her 4Head

Top 5 Dota heroes in bed:
>Earthshaker
>Riki
>Elder Titan
>Winter Wyvern
>Outworld Devourer

This list is not available for dispute, as it has been proven factually correct through extensive testing by me.

>dies to solo earthspirit as TA
dropped

>sing2x
>being anyone's guy

>expecting an anime avatarfag to have taste

>tattoo slut poster
>taste

>No Lina

Absolutely, definitively incorrect.

>techies

who here would suck a fat pink futa cock?

Sing has been our guy since the pre-Veeky Forums days when people from Veeky Forums would spam beastiality porn in his chat.

And that's a cyberfact.

Pugna needs a rework. Everything he does DP is just better at it. REWORK HIM WITHOUT REMOVING/REWORKING DECREPIFY.

where can i see my replay in this new post-match layout

someone please tell me where i can find dota 2 porn

>he
>HIM

Times change.

He's just a shitty twitch variety stream now where people spam donations and twitch faces

sing has always been "our guy" to people with no taste.
if you find him hilarious, congratz your humour is one of a 14 year old, mountain-dew chugging CoD-toddler.

how do I see a persons most played and most successful heroes? Dotabuff or soemthing?

Put the trip back on spook.

my replays aren't working, but it's the bottom right

Go suck Yapzor's dick more redditards LMaO

daily reminder that if you regularly post on nadota/d2g you need to seek professional help

>d2g thinks sing isnt our guy

literally who

You're not wrong except the gender

marmalade?

prove to us he is a gril dog

Are Sjokzposter and Sheeverposter the same?

They both like horse faced sluts so I kinda think so.

?
It's right here in the image, dumbass
Wait, not this one

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Adelaide

>neo-d2g thinks sing is our guy

Serious response: Pelvic opening on Pugna is too large for a male. if you have a complaint blame Valve's modeling.

k

Drumpf will lose.

This is fucking sad now

>pseudo-/d2g/ has no guy because all twitch streams are the same donation spam drivel

can someone reply. I have this guy on my friend list and I want to see what heroes he's good at.

did someone say Our Guy?

so wait, all this shit about pugna being female came from an error in his fucking model?

>Lennard Nimoy died in your lifetime

Arguing wether sing is our guy or not seems to irrelevant all of a sudden

>all twitch streams are the same donation spam drivel

>watching anything other than esports streams

no its based on her lore , before Pugna became a skellington she was a asshole loli mage that imprisoned Viper then when Viper learned her magic he busted out of the prison and melted Pugna's skin.

I can't feed fast enough, got 20% Winrate, help pls

>wake up
>no patch

>Russian Ivan in low prio.

who is the Elpresador of Dota?
youtube.com/watch?v=1Qr8vr7ilyA

Does anyone know if there's a site that is taking bets on which way battleground states will be going, particularly Arizona and Ohio?

I got a bonus this year and instead of doubling my money playing Blackjack at the nearby casino I wanted to see what the odds are. All the General Election odds are fucking terrible.

>queue up
>teammates start speaking English
ptmr csm

I know that feel. They're always whiny fags that only exist to produce delicious white girls in future white girl farms. Those pompous British speaking fags always pick invoker and roam with low mana like faggots

>just close your eyes
ABSOLUTELY PLEBIAN
why even bother choosing hot chicks, just get a ugly bitch and close your eyes lmao pussy is pussy xDDD

where does it say he's a she?
and if it doesn't how tf can that conclusion be drawn?

>wake up
>im a little girl

>10 months to TI 7

PURPLEPRIDEWORLDWIDE WHERE WE AT

Because you can get both, duh.

>there's a Magic card with the KKK on it

I find this hilarious

patch will be out tomorrow 100%

the artist is an actual neonazi