/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm

you get out right now!

I feel like there would've been infinitely more butthurt because the fujos never TRULY expected a homo end (maybe the worst of them did) so their chimping at the end was somewhat minimal/expected, but if they ended up with no one then the fans of all ships would've been assblasted, not just NSfags. And the fujos would've taken it as CONFIRMED HOMO END for sure.

Japan would've been pissed if Sasuke didn't end up with anyone. West would've been pissed if Naruto didn't end up with Hinata.

The real question is how much would the nips have screamed if naruto killed sauce at the second VotE battle?

Just like how you basically can't stop people from being angry at something no matter how absurd, you can't stop people from being butthurt because if it comes down to it people will INVENT reasons to be butthurt.

>The real question is how much would the nips have screamed if naruto killed sauce at the second VotE battle?
They'd have a valid reason to, it goes against the entire fucking story since the one thing consistent from basically chapter 1 to chapter 700 is that Naruto does not give up on his friends and that Sasuke will always be a friend to him no matter how fucking retarded that is.

Fractured/shell-shocked Naruto when?

Raikage.

Too lame. Needs something without the groveling and begging.

He literally went into cardiac arrest or some shit.

Here.

what did Kishi meant with this?

>Yeah sharingan is pretty much the best thing ever and anyone who sees it thinks so, just like all my fans

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Anxiety attack, not fucking cardiac arrest. What the hell user?
Did Naruto even remember Hinata got stabbed after all that?

>when u have no answer to the teachers hard questions about filisofy or sum shit so u roast the whitey for treating your adoptive pa bad and he bends over erasing his whole life and leaving his 10/10 fine bitch to u but u don't fuck the 10/10 fine bitch because dam son she an ANGEL n' shit and u go off to find ur real nigga u want to fuck in the ass (no homo tho) but a big ass nigga tells u u can't and u faint like a pussy

Nero stop trying to get game breaking abilities, it's not going to happen.

Honestly that scene is pretty artsy.

Nero will get what he wants, the easy way...or the easier way.

>implying Konan is a cradle robber
Fuck that reminds me of all the damn fanfics where Naruto is paired with older women. Shit how does that work? At least time travel and make it less ridiculous

How much older than Naruto is Konan anyway, she looks hella fucking fine for her age if she's a generation older.
Also it's really not that ridiculous assuming they're not looking for a bunch of kids.

>Did Naruto even remember Hinata got stabbed after all that?
Yep.

>she looks hella fucking fine for her age
Nigga she's a drawing

"Epic".

Thank god, I wasn't sure if Kishimoto dropped the ball on this as well. It's been years since I've read that part of the manga.

Rocks fall, Renya dies

They were pretty much adults when Obito first spoke with him, which was before he attacked Konoha. Konan's gotta be anywhere from 31-40 years old by then.

I've seen stories where Naruto eventually impregnates her despite that. It's really, uh, erotic desu

>They were pretty much adults when Obito first spoke with him
Yahiko was 17 when he died so Nagato and Konan were more than likely the same age.

Teenage Konan was a qt

Oh yeah I remember someone else who died after rocks fell on him.

I read a fan-ficion were Tayuya and Fuu hook up and Tayuya is a Uzumaki.

What even is this?
Looks like an edgy animu Harry Potter

Just so we're clear, that wasn't me

>What even is this?
Some character which parodies edgy characters.

Chouji?

My condolences

I just assumed, because they were talking about some ridiculous Sage Mode

The fact that "middle Chinese" was mentioned should tip you off that the guy who explained Sennin can only be one person.
Unless you're talking about the guy who wanted to be able to shunt people into another dimension. I don't know what that even had to do with sage mode honestly.

>My condolences
Not him, but I don't think it was bad.

M8 pls
I'm more of a chakra gundam type of guy
That's probably even further off limits desu

That is correct. In this campaign at least.

>no tier 9 or epic spells
What's even the point

I should've put died in quotation marks...

Next campaign

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>tfw you'll never be a epic puppet master
Wonder how you could work that into D&D. Maybe you can get another puppet every 3 levels. And you can get a feat to customize them.

Or hell, what am I talking about, just use the same rules you have when summoning skeletons and shit.

I like the concept that a few doujin artists have hit on of Dark Naruto/Naruto's subconscious being completely aware of Hinata in complete context before regular Naruto/Naruto's consciousness was.

huh, now that I think on it, a lot of shit with necromancers can be used for puppet masters.

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Who is the black cat supposed to be?

delet this

Did we run out of things to talk about? What's with all the homo shit?

So do you think they ever banged?

They only time they interacted in canon. Kakashi was paying more attention to Obito's empty grave than to her

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Naruto x SMT Devil Dummoner when?

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WE've been out of things to talk about for months.

god damn they are fucking into each other
also love how the parents are incredibly happy to see it, it's like fucking Scrubs

Sarada better outgrow Sakura's shitty boob genetics.

Did sasuke's mom have nice tits? Maybe she got those genes.

Mikoto was average. No Hinata, but no Sakura. Like, Ino-ish?

Vegeta, at a power level of 18,000, threatened to blow up the Earth. Krillin was at 75,000, on Namek, and probably became stronger over the three years spent training in preparation for the androids, one of whom mistook Yamcha for Saiyan Saga Goku. Krillin and Yamcha would be gods in the Narutoverse.

I feel like it'd would be one of those low level planets the saiyans sent their infants to destroy. Raditz solos. Fucking Yajirobe would be a high level ninja, and the most powerful being on the planet.

I don't get people who draw the line at drawings, which for most of human history were the only form of porn. Your chances at fucking Emma Stone are no greater than that of fucking Konan. Is it denial, or is there actually a sizable fraction of heterosexual men that can't be turned on by tits and asses because, "it's a drawing"?

>"Boruto" calendar
>5 out of the 7 pics are about SasuNaru

they are totally fucking on the down low

I'm gonna be mad if there isn't some minor overt romance subplot. There's no homo, so it's not taboo in Japan this time. Just fucking go for it.

Did you see the movie? She's already ready to jump on his dick when he decides to "assist" her when she becomes Hokage.

Novel apparently had even more BortxSalad shipfaggotry than the movie and it was written by the guy in charge of the Bort manga's plot.

I know, and I'm hopeful, but if this continues to be marketed at 13 to 15 year old edgy faggots, they're likely going to put almost all romance on the backburner in favour of more bullshit power ups

Sarada being a cutie as always.

Well, would you look at that.

Yahiko was 15 when he died, assuming that Nagato and Konan were the same age as him they would all be 35 by the Pein fight.

I wanted him to at least keep it at the end of the series.
He didn't do shit with it.

>15
Nigga didn't look 15.

Blame Kishi, I thought they were all around Minato's age (who was 24 when he died).

I feel like Kishi had to fix early Akatsuki's timeline for Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan to encounter Obito.

>About to fight Madara.
>Kakashi flashes back to Team 7 and says: "It looks like finally realized the importance of teamwork!"
>Only Naruto and Sasuke are fighting him.

That's a cute Uchiha family. Would Tobirama approve?

Could Limbo actually be Madara's MS boosted by Sage powers?

Limbo is stated to be a Rinnegan technique.

Then why couldn't Nagato do it?

Plot armour, and also Madara mastered the Rinnegan to a greater degree. Same reason why Sasuke couldn't just use it to counter Madara's, or use it in literally every fight - even in Kinshiki and Momoshiki could see them, a second Sasuke with similar strength would be a game-changer

Okay, I know the Nips love their eyes and Uchiha's but they MUST have thought after 30 chapters or so that it was getting kind of repetitive.

Nah, the Japanese seem to have a creepy attachment to heterochromia and eye powers. Code Geass had it, and a bajillion other anime also have super special eye powers. They probably think there weren't ENOUGH eyehax.

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>bumping this shit general
I bet you don't even play the game either.

But your post is bumping it too?