SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

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>ban them mrpain
>ban them all

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT

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xST for tinky

First for immortalize Tinky

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Yeah it's a shitshow

No

First for don't bully surfer

8th for waifus

fuck off

Deadmin all the admins desu

youtu.be/vwbKYcBdVyk

Sort them.

I'll put them on the matrix if you give me a list.

What pairs do you ship?

me x rail

you and 200kg sea mine

>200kg

T H I C C

Oh hey thats who I ship

>fuck off
Fuck off.

for real though how fix

me x my longtime girlfriend that hung herself junior year who I'll probably never get over or let go of
it's been a rough day, sorry

Nevil and Sawbones
Kayahi and Rail
Niggly and Celt
Elim and Prae
Felicity and Ashe
Kavlax and Anne
Yahir and Annie
Soca and Sandy

Holy shit dude

I am drunk but fuck you and your attention whoring

If you're able to use a virtual machine, you're able to find your own solution.
Hint: Your virtual machine is running an out of date version of Direct X.

How would dating a vox go like?

>soca and sandy

Fucking gross

Threadly reminder that lewd innuendo means propositioning for sex

you would hear an obnoxious preteen voice screaming "ass to beak" in your head for the duration

I regret watching the debate. What awesome rounds did I miss?

Me too. I can't play because I am on 3g on my phone.

yeah I'm a bad person

>Make the bar nice and comfy, play my piano
>Leave the bar to go get the Big Band crate
>Get turned into a slime

T-thanks.

You have 5 seconds to explain why the name Surfer isnt valid salid but things like Grandpa are

Only females

how do you even know if hes using a VM with this tiny wheenie screenshot

>havent played in a year
>second round since restart
>go medbay
>heal people and do my job correctly trying to minimise wild ride
>get fucking slimed
>"When youre slimed against your will you can go wild"

fuck off mate I just want to heal people

why do blobs sometimes look like this?

Give one other believable reason for Direct X being out of date.

Okay so I really don't give a shit about your gf. I think the world was better off without her. But I hate all women so enough about that. With that said, you seem like a cool guy so cheer up. Remember you don't need hoes to find your happiness.

I tried to play on my gf's computer this weekend
I had this issue because she doesnt play game and never needs to update it.
so that

You get to choose what sprites you use, classic, or deity's shit
It defaults to deity's, if another blob bit comes along later through meteors it'll just hit and be default even if the cores that came before are classic

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You can choose to be either a Deityblob or a blebbe classique. I prefer the old look myself.

> Play as mouse.
> Become HoP's pet.
> Get own ID, and voice analyzer that lets me communicate.

Beautiful.

I like the new look so fuck you.

you have 5 seconds to explain why admins killing antags at round start due to silly names is fine

Okay.

Its not. Easy

Thanks Intigracy.

>try and make a cryoroom
>everything goes wrong
>doesnt even work

>stand off in the middle of the hallway with traitor
>suddenly ZAS from nowhere knocks us both down

I wish I was an admin

Well, that takes the wind right out of my sails.

>You spontaneously decide to just leave each other alone
Why does this never happen to me
Also Misha is a fat fuck

No you really don't, if you did you'd have applied already.

I dont wish that hard

She's not fat she's just a lesbian

Best round ever

Please, no more meme mode rounds

youtube.com/watch?v=FGI1dW4_L7o

He went through some effort to set up his little threat/deal thing so I wanted to play along with him.

I actually was planning to try get the suit for him, then I was gonna fight him so he'd have a better chance. But the slime came along and killed me.

you coulda just started attacking me and forced me to slime myself earlier :^)

Are you implying all lesbians are fat? Because you are not wrong

wizards who use guns or vehicles should be banned desu

>Firebird
>Banned

>guns
>banned

So what I got out of the wizard round was that you should immediately rush the armory and that things that ignore zas are op.
I really dont look forward to future wizard rounds now.

just give wizards the clumsy gene like clowns do
these niggas were trained to zip zap boom MAGIC MISSILE, not how to handle high tech fire arms

HIGHPOP GAMEMODE IDEA

NECROMANCER TAKEOVER

40+ PLAYERS

One necromancer has awoken from his eternal slumber in a crypt on the asteroi.

His goal?
Build his undead army and open the gates to the underworld.

Starts with 3-4 player controlled skeletons.

Necromancer skeletons are able to function in 0 pressure enviroments, as to avoid instant death from exposure on roid. They are not immune to ZAS without magboots. Skeletons serve the will of the necromancer.

When a player dies, the Necromancer can channel a spell to raise their skeleton from their body, rending their flesh and forcing them to be among the undead hordes.
Skeletons fall apart when they reach 100 damage. Double brute does not apply. Skeletons cannot use guns.

Skeletons can also be upgraded up to a maximum of 3 times. Have a skeleton stand upon the human that has expired, and his soul power will be transferred into that skeleton, giving him 50 more hit points.

If the necromancer dies, the skeletons start to take oxy damage until they finally run out of energy and collapse, signalling the end of the round.

The necromancer has the ability to heal his horde through Life Merge- A living being is sacrificed, his life essence being dispersed among the horde.
All living skeletons assume the identical health status of the player sacrificed.

The Necromancer could have spells too, though i'm shit at naming

Channel energy- The necromancer bunkers down, all skeletons within sight become immune to stuns for a small amount of time. The spell takes time to cast, leaving the necromancer vulnerable, and cannot be insta cast.

Having 90% of the crew killed or merged into the undead army grants the wizard the Open Hell spell, which must be cast on the roid.
Skeletons must fill up the screen around the necromancer, and be uninterrupted for 20 seconds as the gates of hell open underneath them, and the round ends.

Hello go back to shitposting about me please.

You shouldn't willingly break the rule if you aren't willing to get catbeasted for it.

Clumsy need needs to make it so if someone is driving a vehicle and moves into a wall tile they crash and fall over.

That's fine but when the person happens to roll an important role by chance the admin should do the minimum effort of checking for antags before doing it.

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skeletons should get special swords and bucklers and a way to get to the station and back to the roid because the necromancer will be the only antag and will have no access to the shuttles,the only deaths being from assistants

>yred reversed my warning
Does that mean I can go back to being Borgnine the Stupendous?

literally who

>and will have no access to the shuttles
Literally only miners and antags go to the asteroid, and antags only go to kill miners.
The Necromancer joining the halls of "antags that kill miners" is a non-issue.

I take it that is a yes?

literally what and why

yeah but if the necromancer is supposed to operate on the roid it makes sense to have some runes that teleport skeletons from x to y
a good idea is to resprite the cult travel runes and add a remote view runes since it's a dude with a skeleton army

A year ago, I namefagged a lot as yours truly. I recently came back and played some and was given a formal warning about my name. I complained about it on the relevant thread and yred reversed the warning while I was in a game. Can I go back to being Borgnine the Stupendous?

As long as Surfer Girl is around go ahead or just play as a Plasman

SEC GLOCKS MERGED

WHAT

A dark new chapter in police brutality begins

Sec now has .45 pistols they can use for when Dindu McTide welderbombs the brig

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Grey Lives Matter

He was good boi. He dindu nuffin

>readily available ballistic weaponry that sec will have at all times
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SONIX MADE SEC GREAT AGAIN

>get bolted down by asimov AIs

So is the glock extra like the boot knife, or is it replacing something like the taser?

TIME TO BRING THE PAYNE

>replacing the taser
We right wing death squads now

Please give them an incredibly small chance to explode in your face every time it's fired to satisfy my autistic /k/ memes

>keeping the AI on Asimov whenever there is sec
LAW 2 BREAK ME OUT OF BRIG

Reminder to V O T E

ss13.moe/index.php/poll/64

So sec glocks are merged and we're on the verge of merging the lockbox PR, how does it feel knowing Shitcurity is going to have even more obnoxious power tripping cunts now that they'll have the quickest cleanest way of getting and staying armed?

t. Grey mcTide