>Hanging around 2600 mmr Who else /shitatthegame/ here?
Chase Williams
Jamison Fawkes!
Lincoln Cooper
...
Hudson Baker
Hana Song
Eli Allen
Lost 8, 1 tie, 1 won. Living is suffering.
Jayden Scott
Cutest and best pairing
Henry Russell
>"pro" turney >cyka running around at full charge
So balanced.
William Taylor
I'm stuck in the 1000s.
I am in hell.
Parker Russell
Hanging around 2400 here
Jaxon Parker
Could you record some gameplay?
Luis Lewis
Cyborg Ninja? Yes. only with the cost of losing your genitals? Yes. Why? Because i can augment myself having a pussy while still being a man. I'd get fucked by Hanzo and 76 and Reaper whenever i want.
It means so little when she can just use rein firestrikes to get 50 charge every time he pops one
And if your team has a pharah or junkrat enjoy her never being below 95
Wyatt Sanchez
No.
Eli Bennett
it's ez
Sebastian Morris
It's not even Zarya's shield/charge mechanic that's overpowered, it's her hitbox. She has effectively 600 HP with a hitbox that's better than some of the 200 HP characters. Plus because she's so tall her freakishly tiny head isn't at the same level as all the other small-hitbox characters.
Zarya for me is the hardest character to headshot even though she's a tank.
Lucas Russell
will NRG ever be a top 2 NA team with their current roster?
Mason Anderson
This is the only acceptable answer. I'd buy something like 50 different attachable pussies and dicks for every occasion.
likes pig dick
Hudson Hernandez
How does that even happen? Shouldn't an okay Reaper just shred the enemy team single-handedly at that rank?
Ryan Cooper
Considering blizzard is fucking around with widows and symmetra right now, the russian menace isn't going to end anytime soon sadly.
Julian Lopez
>will NRG ever be a top 2 NA team entirely possible >with their current roster? probably not
Chase Long
How do people like Seagull have such fat heads?
Angel Williams
Lena Oxton!
Jonathan Gonzalez
What the fuck, I'm lvl50 playing about an hour a week and I'm better than you.
Lucas Gomez
You're entitled to ship whoever you like, user! I may personally disagree, but I'm not going to judge you for that!
Jeremiah Watson
Hello everyone, I'm (still) looking for a girl to play ranked with. Requirements: >be a girl >have a reasonably feminine voice >don't be stupid >able to speak english >EU >be fun to play with What you can expect from me: >good player >will not flame you >usually fun to play with
Carter Baker
mei's plump thighs
Isaiah Ortiz
>Been yo-yoing at 3100 for a week now >going to have to come to terms with the fact that this is where I belong >probably won't reach master at the end of the season like I wanted
John Carter
Who do you ship Junkrat with?
Isaac Myers
will you be the one in the kitchen?
Aiden Bennett
Show me your boipussy and I will consider.
Jack Price
When using Ana's biotic grenade, should I be aiming above the head of the target I want to hit? I'm finding that just throwing straight at people keeps me falling short.
Benjamin Hernandez
>be in the bottom of the ladder >people play whatever hero >stupidly funny things always happen >primal allcaps nerdrage in chat >climb the ladder >people just play the same heroes over and over again >rigid meta >no place for stupid shit anymore >passive-aggressive smug nu-male faggots is now the norm I used to hate playing with the baddies, but now I miss the days I had fun
Zachary Stewart
It has a certain arch you need to get used to.
Gabriel Gray
I'm not really into shipping, but I like some of the Junkrat/Symmetra stuff! I like him best with me______, though!
Luke Clark
Oh fuck this.
Landon Ward
What's your rank?
Kevin Russell
Yeah, it really feels that way. Her rifle taking three hits to kill shit has done wonders to my ability to jump around and aim at the same time though.
Easton Gomez
Thank God you didn't say Mei.
Levi Perez
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Luis Bell
Day 15.
Reached 55 hours of pure playtime as Zenyatta.
I'm starting to lose faith, doubting if it's even possible to do such a feat. Maybe the developers were just drunk or on drugs, or maybe it was just a joke. They do playtest these kinds of things extensively, don't they? They would have noticed immediately, they had to.
What am I doing wrong? Am I actually doing something wrong? I'm at 3300SR; I'm not a bad players, I know how to use this character. That can't be it.
Maybe it's just pure luck and I just have to keep trying. I think I'll go with that for now.
John King
Firestrike is 25 you cunt.
Ian Lopez
On my main it's mid master.
Levi Wright
Yeah, I don't really like Junkmei, but that's partially because I can't stand Mei as a character! I can kind of see a basis for the ship as a one-sided thing, but she's just so rude to him that it doesn't work for me! That's just my opinion, though!
...Transmitiendo información a ómnicos activos... 63.1349%
...Terminando conexión...
Landon Harris
I wish you could carry me to diamond but I'm at 1977 right now.
Adrian Sanders
Catching a fire strike gives 50 charge and instantly pops your bubble, despite being only 100 damage. This might be a bug. A possible explanation I've seen is it's hitting your barrier twice as it passes through, from the front and at the back.
Angel Wood
I want to hug Widow!
Christian Price
Genji's sword is the same. It does 120 damage, but when it hits a zarya shield it instapops it and gives 50 charge.
Christopher James
>get to diamond >can finally play with my shitter friends with no fear of dropping my SR
Daniel Rodriguez
have they announced what rank you need for end of season comp rewards
Jackson Walker
I await November so symmetra will become great and I can use my golden gun for her
Luis Perez
Good god you're shit. If you're really a girl stop playing video games. If you're a boy then try to improve.
Justin Walker
I lost 400 sr just in two evenings. I want to die
Michael Turner
>passive-aggressively switch to my friend's 'main' after he switches off just to show him that it wasn't a "bad pick for that map" >get potg >awkward silence in TS
Xavier Ward
While I do like leaving spawn with 100% charge thanks to firestrikes, I'd prefer if they fixed this bug so I could block two Genji slashes with my bubbles.
Cooper Ross
Stop playing after 100. Even if you're not yelling at your team you're still upset in some form or another and that's effecting your gameplay.
Ryder Rivera
>playing "competetive" game mode in a "competetive" game Well deserved fate
report this guy, so maybe you don't have to play with him. we "insulted" him and he locked in to bastion for the rest of the match. needless to say we lost. look at those fucking stats anyway
Noah White
At least he didn't play it from the beginning.
Henry Watson
Post your level, comp rank, and whether or not you're bored of this shit game yet.
>364 >3345 >very
David Smith
>Transmitiendo información a ómnicos activos... 100% >Transmitiendo información a ómnicos activos... 100.038%
it will never end
Ryan Edwards
>mercy didn't get potg What kind of elo hell are you in?
Ryder Wood
>she can't carry a 5v6
Evan Cox
>174 >3597 >Kind of
Lucas Kelly
>rank 364 >spent that much time playing a shit game u r retard
Colton Green
>Bastion >Torb >Hanzo And here I was thinking I wouldn't see things like that anymore when I made it out of plat
Hudson Stewart
54 2120 I want to play league
Henry Robinson
Hanzo is a good character, especially when played by actually capable people like Ulu or Seagull
Come to think of it, Ulu might be a Seagull smurf
Cooper Carter
>Zarya's friendly ult voiceline is "fire at will" >William >Prince William
Could Prince William actually be an omnic????
Robert Cook
ZARYA BUFFS WHEN?
Jack Russell
>79 >#361 >bored from the start
Jaxson Bailey
To be fair, those are fairly good Bastion stats. (win rate aside)
Brayden Torres
>win rate is 44% >hero rank 453
Jordan Russell
>142 >0 since haven't done it yet >a bit
QP is full of retards and I'm too beta to stand comp matches where are even more rounds to put up with
Logan Lee
Here you go
Nathaniel Bennett
I wish D.va was viable.
Leo Morris
>I got top 500 but won't be getting 3000 ranked points
Thanks activision
John James
>solo-queued for all my placement matches >placed at 2700 >mfw there are actually people in silver/gold
Juan Diaz
450 2800
I think i needed to take long pause like 100 levels ago but at the same time i don't want to stop playing. Send help i guess.
Henry Morales
>got 200 for hitting rank 60 >definitely not hitting 3500 >getting roughly half for hitting essentially the same rank ????
Brandon Ward
But why would you pick Reinhardt and try to make it works when you can complain on an online cambodian wall-painting forum?
Christian King
Those pro teams shoot the zarya shield when she is extended. With coordination they try to break the sheild and then kill her. But if there is no chance of killing her they just wait it out.
Brandon Moore
They should have kept the end of season rewards the same, but reduced it to 5 points per win.
Aiden Bailey
How are you 450 and not even 3000 yet?
Samuel Rogers
>Play placements with a friend >I place 2200 >he places 2344 >I pay someone to boost my account to 2800 because I can't seem to be able to carry myself out of gold. >go from 2800 to 3500 in a week
Yeah lads elo hell is not real, if you are good you do fine.
Colton Garcia
All I want is a decent healer with a full-auto hitscan weapon
Hudson Scott
363 3107 Incredibly bored of Quick Play, but comp still has its charm for me. I think I'd have quit if I hadn't made Diamond, though. People here can be stupid, but people in Plat literally don't know how to play this game.
Colton Peterson
they are the next step in human evolution with bodies naturally designed to survive car crashes
Sebastian Davis
I will carry you to diamond if you have the requirements I posted previously.
Landon Nguyen
I placed at 2600 but didn't visit masteroverwatch so it didn't show on the graph
Anyway if you're really better than 2700 it'll be easy to climb.