Doing doughnuts in gravel car park

>doing doughnuts in gravel car park
>hear sirens

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>doing ~40 over the speed limit
>see cop parked on exit ramp

>kick ass out turning at intersection because rain
>state trooper hidden between cars you just slid past
>worried.wav

>crest hill 15 over
>bike with a radar gun

>lets me go

>drift the exit ramp off
>cop at the stoplight

>2016
>be black
>see a cop car at all, ever

>7 people in my 5-seater
>nobody wearing seatbelts
>everyone drunk except me
>2 friends sitting in the boot with an open beer keg and the hatch open
>drive around city like that
>cop DIRECTLY behind us at a stop light
>friends jump out of the boot and run away with their beers
>dripping keg in the boot, hatch still open
>cops shake their heads and laugh
>turn right, they go straight

>drive around the block
>pick up friends
>now they're in the boot with beer and kebab

>tfw I don't think any reaction image does this story justice

>Blaring Eurobeat with Windows down
>Pull up next to a bike cop
>He looks at me and nods

>live on a cul-de-sac in suburbia
>once every month or so some kid will start ripping crazy donuts
I'm tempted to get one of those hunting cameras that takes picture of wildlife on a motion basis and records it to SD card.

The problem is that it's a cul-de-sac that's up a hill, around a bend, and not that big. I have several neighbors under the age of ten.

Oh, and it's next to a 42" natural gas pipeline, so if one of these morons skids off and hits it and there's any ignition source, I'm fucking dead.

I know that feel. Bike cops can be the deadliest with radar/LIDAR since they don't have the power to leave constant on.

>practice launching behind school
>off duty cop I know peers around corner
>pretend to practice parking a few times
>drive away