/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

This is what I am talking about.

The shitposters of old would at least make meme mods like unhpm and shit which would be entertaining.

Now you just have this low quality bait-shit.

communism

>*shits*
please don't defecate in this thread

my post was serious you cunt

By all means, post your AAR then

>shitposters of old
>unhpm

This is a counterfeit
Don't believe this person.

Would have lost if not for a lucky duel. Now the war's over at once again. Wew.

>1024x768
Hesus christ.

How did you win the initial shitfest?

wew indeed, now unjew your country

>tfw everything goes so right you just quit the game because it feels like cheating

HPM, are you there? I was doing some research and the enclosures (that limits Ireland's RGOs to represent overpopulation) modifier should be extended to Southern Italy as well as they also had overpopulation problems. This would also encourage Italian immigration to America as happened historically.

Fug

>litteraly wuz kings now

>Battlefield duels
"""H"""IP

I sadly know this feel. The inherent autism in these games is palpable.

There is some fun to be had in Hoi4. Like going from this sad state.

I peaced out with Chile + Argentina at the start, giving them their cores
Then I simply focused on defeating Peru and South Peru which was easy enough, though it was time consuming due to lack of troops

Then Chile(and Brazil) decided to try and start another war with me, but I successfully defended for several years, while I used Colombian and Venezuela to distract Brazil for a short while

I had to settle for a white peace because Brazil started to send fuck tonnes of troops
No idea why but Ecuador declared war on me for one small province but they got rekt

Jew status: unjewed

To the glory of revenge trough superior planning and application of shovels.

Did they fix that nevereding duel problem in HIP? Or at least lower the duel chance per battle? It sucked having to 1v1 lowborn scum every battle. I know you could just forbid your character from leading armies but that was also bad (muh realism)

Now that we're christian, we can protect ourselves against jihad by marrying a qt white womyn

Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_diaspora
prezi.com/yaapcxftnk0o/southern-italy/
italiamerica.org/id49.htm
books.google.co.uk/books?id=MalFBgAAQBAJ&pg=PA117&lpg=PA117&dq=south italy overpopulation&source=bl&ots=5T85E0SmXN&sig=DkDdY3pRzYWy5kloiynO8pkjfLc&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic7pLe_K_PAhWDjiwKHb1JAzAQ6AEINDAD#v=onepage&q=south italy overpopulation&f=false
peopleof.oureverydaylife.com/reasons-italians-immigrated-america-8717.html
digitalhistory.uh.edu/voices/italian_immigration.cfm

how did people reproduce fast enough to replace these emigration losses? wew

unHPM is literally 14yo.

I am a thousand in debt.

F

Looks like they stole your shekals

look at this person and tell me he isn't a redditor who heard about HPMeme from /r/paradoxplaza

And a very early plague.

Based. Hope you're using the mountains to your advantage.

uninstall.exe

Didn't you just ally them?

JUST

What makes you say that?

>responding to shitters
The ironic thing is in failing to recognise a shitposter you have exposed yourself as a redditor.

Nice try redditor. Your reddit shield has been exposed.

Now go hop a long back to /r/paradoxplaza.

>Hope you're using the mountains to your advantage.
bit hard to do that desu

You've got to let them push in a bit first, but the rewards are there.
youtu.be/1a1x9TGVdu4

How do we fight these discord fucks?
Is Doxxlad around?

enjoy no organisation and fucked up income lad

realize that the true enemy is MemeSupreme, not MeMe

soon.jpg

I know that. How do we fight MemeSupreme?

Reporting and Ignoring

We need to destroy the discord.
Is anybody here a spy?
Is doxxlad around?

Xth for Anarcho-Monarchist Russian Empire

I mean, the video I posted proved it can be done, even against a far superior enemy.

*shitposts*

>I'm the last living member of my dynasty
>the plague is in my capital
oh no
THE JEWS DID THIS

JUST

Could you guys recommend me an easy comfy campaign in CK2?
I know how the game basically works, but I always quit after a couple of decades, because I can't seem to be able to expand anywhere.

In these dire times, dire measures are required...

If you like expanding Muslims might be up your alley. Conquireing Iberia/Byz can be very satisfying, as is fighting off a crusade. Another option is norse, forming scandinavia and rolling over france/england.

delete your shitpost and probably your life aswell

MemeSupreme and the discord need to go

What is a good start in scandinavia?

They are all pretty even. I like count in norway whose daughter is mother of Lodbrok, because, well I just do. Swjord itself isn't a bad option if you want an easier start starting ruler is good and there is a couple unique events for Lodbrok. Denmark is another fan favourite, it starts strong but is vulnurable to saxony/france.

Hey guys
I have to confirm my course work theme by tomorrow but I havent chosen any yet

The period is antiquity and middle ages
Pls help me decide, it can be literally anything

We survived, somehow. Most of my vassals died so I have 19 holdings now.

>implying they'd give a fuck if they got doxxed
>implying it's even the discord shitposting

calm your autism

Alright thank you.

Of course it's the discord. They have been doing damage control here for a while now and I want their leader doxxed.

The Great Schism between the Catholic and Orthodox churches.

Any other niggers here?

>finally get an heir
>sickly
>physician botches treatment
Punishment for my judaism.

I'm not a spy but I own a private army.

So, you gonna do it or what?

What mod was used for this? The projection looks so neat

I have bad news lads

>American hedjaz
I hat when this meme happens

savescum

Yes. I'll send out the tactical realism VR unit to perform reconnaissance first.

but that's cheating

>shenryyr quit youtube
>now i have to rely on quill18 for my gsg videos

>watching the autistic gay furry triumvirate

So I ask you again... who will it be?
I'm always up for a good challenge.

Riga

>Keisur
What the fuck was wrong with the dudes who made HIP?

Not in the game, best I could do is this tribe. What should the goal be? Reform? Convert? Merchant republic? Russian empire? Baltic confederation?

how about not watching fags?

Pick the farthest southwest tribe, become Kangz.

conquer italy as the muslim emir in sicily

baluchistan

That's probably how it was spelled in the middle ages

This I can do.

Livonia + Lithuania + Polotsk
Build your country economically

I'm bored as shit, so I think it's time to start a new RP run which I'll shitpost about on here daily.

Give me a start, absolutely anything, only caveat is no Muslims or Hindus.

Did he?

Amalfi in the 800s start, become a cute mediterranean trade empire and survive the byzantines/muslims/italians/hre

The muslims of the island are unified. Let's see how we fare against the christians.

Does HIP have an india-less version (SWMHlite I think)?

Convert to Ibadi or some meme christian religion like coptic or nestorian as well