Dota 2 General - /d2g/

But user! A balanced game should enhance your experience as a viewer...

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a) have you seen her?

b) have you seen him? all he needs is a literal punchingbag. The ultimate MEME was to dump her on christmas EVE

>Literally badOD
>Literally badRiki

Pro players don't have a problem dealing with morphling and slark. It's like magic!

It is like they are called PROplayers because they are good at the game.
REALLY makes you think

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>Trying to commend from the post-game screen commends the person 4 times
>You can report someone 3 times from the post-game screen (once in each category, burning your regular report allotment)
>You can do both of these without even having played the match
Bravo Valve, bravo.

But then if supposedly "OP" heroes can be beaten then the problem lies in the perception of the whiners on /d2g/

Someone post the Underlord paste

neither of these works. you're literally just repeating reddit posts with zero evaluation

Don't forget you can also report in game if you want. So if you have 4 reports and are not in party you basically become Judge Dread.

what button do I press to tp out of the game?

send
help
bratishkas

"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."

His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice.

Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erecti

My cuckolding girlfriend has peed in a glass of lemonade I was takeing. I was slumped in an easy chair with the icy glass in my hand, my forearm resting on the arm rest. She walked up, hiked up her skirt pulled her panties to the side and after a long delay began to dribble pee into my glass. Taste it she said. I did. Her pee added a salty medicinal taste to the otherwise overly sugary lemonade. Much better, I said. She gave me the biggest smile and giggle; let her panties snap back into place, her lips still glistening now encased in cotton; did a little spin and wandered off to her office where she likes to do crafts and things.

I finished my glass of lemonade and went to go find her. She was leaning back in her chair watching porn on her laptop, playing with her pussy. I told her that I finished my glass and told her how nice it was of her to share her precious nectar with me. Yes, I used corny words like "precious nectar". It tickles her. I knelt beside her, she swiveled her chair around, kicking one leg over my head and she rotated to face me, stopping with her pussy facing me. I moved my face in closer to sniff her pussy. I often do to sniff her to see if she has been with another man. I even do it on days that I know for a fact that she could not have possibly been with somebody else, just so I can sniff her. It is a little bonding ritual that we have. I reiterate to her as I sniff her pussy just how lucky I am that she shares her pussy (used or not, full of another man's cum or not).

Sniffing her always turns us both on. I can't resist running my tongue up from her vagina to her clit, slowly. Savoring. It is always a special treat when she smells and tastes like pee, like she did that day.

It's time to stop playing. If lose 2 games in a row I close the game and play 2 or 3 days later

>European primetime thread

Nigger. This is why you don't mobile post. The character limit. That being said. Still the hottest pasta. I hope someone writes one for OD

Squat down and enjoy the ride my friend

>amerineets aren't up yet
>can't shart post

im kinda glad people abuse report bug

watching pros play low prio is entertaining.

haha it's funny cuz it's true :DD

Everything can be beaten

Doesn't mean things are gonna stop getting nerfed each patch

Not aghs refresher Kunkka

Except everything but Slark in that image is incredibly gay to play against, and Arc Warden is OP unless you're a retard who still feeds the Tempest Double?

>slark is op
>huskar is op
whoever made that is a complete shitter

Huskar/Drow is incredibly homosexual to play against because of le ebin aura

>no kunkka
>no kotl
>no timber

reddit the drawing

just make Magnetic field not effect buildings

there arc warden is fixed

>timber is op
stop trying to push this meme you're wrong

>draft ends
>game begins
>someone dc's

Can people check for their lag some other way, it's so fucking annoying having to wait another 5 minutes after hourly draft

jesus

>fucking mana leak right there on the shit

r e t a r d

dude, Huskar is fair and balanced, but they buffed tf out of his traditional items

Manaleak is in the corner there.

What do you think about warlock position 5 support?

Walking ultimate with a shit slow until it's maxed.

>mana leak is in the fookin picture dumbass

i dont see it

I had an idea for a Flux rework, make the slow and dmg increase linearly the further away you're from a unit. For example, make damage and slow 0 at 225 range (current value) and make it slow for 65% and 80 dmg per second at 600 range or further

what are you guys doing? you missed a RARE PSG INTENTIONAL FEED GAME ON STREAM!

twitch slash swayzesghost

where is your notail picture

reminder that advertising anything (including streams) is against the rules

is PSG our guy? the guy we push to the top?
i just like his webms

>bad player
>complains about ooga booga
>argues like an autist

Yeah he's our only guy

>open the stream
>two viewers
>i'm the second one
Is this how being irrelevant looks like? People don't even bother to look how you fail at the game.

Reminder that "pee es gee" is our literal canonical fella

Drink Coke or your a fag

LUL

do you do it for free

>the LUL guy is an ugly fat neckbeard
wew even more reason to turn of bttv emotes

Is Ancient Apparation the best low MMR support?

how new

any fellow eurobros staying up for the honeypot lan tonight? I'm still unsure whether I should or not

I'm going to try and catch it by sleeping and waking early. It's just the group stages for now though so you could skip it

>have university
>can't watch doters
Is there any possible way to fix this?

no it's silencer

become based semi-NEET

drop out

Plz ansver insiderbro.

>hero balance is only about his skills/stats
You are actually 1k

r/dota2 on the left
d2g on the right

Dotard cakebois where we at?

please delete this post

/d2g/ is a fat girl pretending to be thin?

clarity potion dripping some of its stuff

no he meant flak cannon. I guarantee you it's going to be something along the lines of every flak shot costing mana instead of being a fixed amount.

Watch it like I do during lectures. As long as you study before exams you can still pass.

more or less, a fat dude pretending to be a cute loli

Well, I love gyro and he is very fun to play so if anything makes him more viable I welcome it, but I hate missile.

always

don't forget that Fallout 4 Nuka-World is available now store.steampowered.com/app/490650/

If you're majoring in Liberal Arts studying is optional

If you're majoring in L&S ("Liberal Arts" but they take effort) studying is mandatory

If you're majoring in CoE (The reason you go to a good college), you need to pay attention in lecture or you will fail.

I actually tried that shit and admissions said I had to be accompanied by an adult

Little did they know I was in a party of 5 so we got in with 4 children's tickets.

Its a STEM career, I'm afraid that won't work.

lmao people actually attend lectures? you must be fucking stupid 4Head

I am majoring in STEM.
Biotechnology specifically. I suppose it is easier compared to electrical, chemical and mechanical engineering. But I don't watch dota during lectures anymore. I did fail my last exams but that was because I watched too much anime during the period between my semester project and exams. AlI had to do was study in the two weeks before they happen and I passed after that.

Yes, because the lecture in STEM majors is when the professor emphasizes all the important shit. Unless you want to study triple the amount of time typical for the course in order to pass you go to the fucking lecture.

Biotech isn't much, but it's nothing to scoff at either.

How the make this item relevant?

Disarm pierces BKB

>Reduce mana cost to 25, increase cast range
There you go AssFrog, I've built a perfectly balanced game, AGAIN!

study all day the day before your exam or attend lectures the whole semester

tough choice

i might have attended if I needed good grades but all I really wanted was the degree (which is so useful I haven't even picked it up, and I finished studying two years ago)

It already dose

What is everyone's problem with Tobi?

Did you actually major in STEM or are you just meming? The whole point of those classes is that you can't do exactly that and the degree is actually useful once you get out of college. If you did major in STEM and can't get a job then it means your GPA was complete dogshit.

>Le waterman is imbalanced?
>nah man all you need is 2 heroes, one of which has an orchid and can pop his linkens
>unless he has manta you can 2v1 him
>oh he has manta?
>let's just suicide 1v5 then

MONKEY KING

Q - unit target - wukong extends his pole to strike a location, slowing and dealing physical damage to all enemies around it. when used from the trees, or as a tree, it becomes a leap with greatly extended range. can be cast on the ground, but will still react to linken/etc. as a unit target ability.

W - passive - wukong has no unit collision with trees. when walking on trees, wukong gains movement speed and flying vision.

E - wukong can disguise himself at will, turning himself into a tree. this disguise is permanent as long as he does not move, and it makes him untargetable. the illusion is broken if the tree is cut down.

R - channel - wukong channels briefly in a targeted direction, spawning a rectangular aoe with great range. any enemy unit in this aoe is slowed. illusions spawn at a quick pace from wukongs initial location, and walk across the aoe, striking the first enemy unit they come across for 33% damage.

>think: tinker's march of the machines with an aoe slow and scaling damage

And if you study computer science as an actual coding then u need to attend lectures, study 24/7, free time=watching youtube on how to code and it's still not enough sometimes :D.

I am over qualified for this shit so I'm really taking it easy. I haven't really studied for any of my exams till I finally failed last time. It was the first time I'd failed in exams. I could be studying medicine but didn't feel like it.
I was literally watching the manila major during calculus lectures and then as soon as it ended I'd go find an isolated place to queue some games. I never did any questions they gave us.

If you want good grades, you have limit yourself to 2 or 3 days a week and stop coming to d2g

I take notes and pay attention now because my GPA is damaged and it's time to save it.

Computer science is the king of unemployment

Disarm in itself goes through spell immunity, but BKB purges the debuff when cast and the disarm can't be cast on an already spell-immune target. The only way it goes through BKB is if the game malfunctions and doesn't purge the debuff for some reason.

no it doesn't you idiot

can be cast on an ally to make them immune to physical damage for equal duration as the enemy target debuff.