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>ironically masturbating

>he doesn't masturbate to things ironically
How does it feel to be so pleb

>ironic masturbation
>literally cumming as a joke

someday I will play this game on an actual space station
screenshot this

.>it me
>come back a day later
>read all the (You)s

ok

>getting hype about moving to mars after based Elon's announcement today
See you fags out in the solar system

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>no filename

you could have done better, user...

>Born just in time to literally be a spessman on a spess station
MY LIFES PURPOSE IS APPARENT

So I say from me to you.

I will make your dreams come true.

Do you love me?

Do you...

>wanthing to be the 19th man to die in space

>not wanting to be among the first humans to venture out and set foot on another planet, laying claim to it for humanity
Do you even New World?

>using the image I just posted
And yes I would go into space if given the chance why do you think I play this autistic game

Dying in space is more interesting than dying here

>using the image I was about to post
I had safely assumed you were autistic.

which admin writes the best ban reason banter?

What miffs me is that scientists have literally confirmed that metals that cannot be found or formed on earth are in the random asteroi in space
And yet they still haven't made the slightest effort to fucking get any, cause they'd rather jerk off over our polluted oceans until our fossil fuels run dry
Plus they fucked up the landing on that comet so that was ten years wasted
Fire all scientists and replace them with autists when?

>Didn't get alium when ahelped, killed self. WORTHLESS CLOWN DO NOT UN JOBBAN
>Killed someone with an energy gun 4noraisen as non antag, pretended like he didn''t kill anyone. Started acting dumb.
>Gave him a chance, he blew it. Don't appeal it, or do so we can laugh at it.

It's not the scientists' faults, they'd venture out there immediately if they had the funding
Complain about the politicians who would rather wank off about tax breaks for corporations and more and more defense spending

I hope trump gets president and starts world war 3 so whoever rises from the ashes bonds together to make one nation for man and leaves the wasted planet

I'm looking though the github for armor values

what does energy resistance mean?

Comfy comfy round.

I don't think there's anything in the world that could bring all men together under the same banner
We're too divided a species for that to ever happen

>Felicity the Waifushitter assaults sec and gets another officer shock doored to death
>Never listens to radio
>never checks manifest
Banning all waifus when?

>alt right amphibian.jpg

>be nice to the mime
>get beheaded an hour later by him

i dont know what i expected, last time i treat anyone nice. I forgot the law and i paid the price.

He'd either maintain the status quo or throw in the towel on the puppet wars with Russia

Missed it. Could I get a rundown?

Dont fear the reaper

I warned you all about his ghost antics.

What have to got of to so far? Favorite one?

youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ

It was my plan all along.

I was also a cultist all along. I just always stashed my cult gear somewhere before doing something stupid. Didn't you like the recommendation I gave you?

Agreed
At least appearance ban all of them

Got killed during a traitor round, logged in with another ckey and suicide bombed his killer with a potassium/water grenade | addendum | "haha fuck you. I originally joined your shitty server to grief and I noticed that nobody was alive so I suicide bombed the first person I saw who turned out to be the antag. anyways since im not getting unbanned I would like to take the time to say that ss13 is dead as fuck due to circlejerking faggots like you. thanks."
Was he right?

>felicity plays 2 rounds of sec
>starts shilling herself in the thread
>told to fuck off and called shit by actual sec players
>next day starts taking her anger out on sec and being a shitter
HMMM

Felicity has always been a shitter.

I was trying to get out of felicity to climb into the shocked guy to try save him, but she didn't take his helmet off

Does anyone remember El Justicio?

>Call the warden a retard and fuck off
>He later insists on talking to me
>He wants to fucking demote me for that
>Don't even answer to him and talk to the hos about the Cult and to raise the alert
>Never see the warden in the whole round again
Eat shit Felicity

Oh dont worry felicity was spending her time killing other sec and arresting other officers

HMMMMMMMMMM

REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK

Really makes me wonder.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

If you were sec that round, make a fucking ban request.
First and foremost, the wardens word holds no weight the instant a HoS signs on.
And no, you can't fucking DEMOTE someone because they called you a retard. You would have to bring it up with the HoS first, which you clearly didn't. You just threw a shitfit and abused your fellow officers and that HoS needs to fire his neurons for not catching you and sacrificing you to the clown
Harse theef, never play sec again.
I hope to god I never see you on my manifest.

It allows for one to stop and consider the given situation.

Instills an intense sense of inquiry.

>being this mad over vidya gems on an indonesian art website

>tfw you've never been online to witness a great adminbus

Still pissed I never saw the story of Tinky first hand.

>tfw I was there for andromeda

>mad meme excuses blatant shitcurity and griefing on the main server and department I play
OH SHIT GOTTA KEEP MY STREET CRED UP ON 4CHIN
Harse theef is just anal tickled that he's shit and answers it by being more shit with a job that doesn't even grant him authority just better guns to grief people with that call him out on his retardation

WHAT IS THE STORY OF TINKY?

I'd go thread diving but who ever made this OP linked to the wrong previous thread. I'll check my browser history.

>Felicity confirmed shit
And the dream team lives on

Tinky:

Unless your dream team is 'multiple randomname males who wear their helmets at all times', your team is shit tier.

Someone greentexted it again either last thread or two threads ago, too

helmets are for gays

It's the same beta cuck every time
And he posts that anime image too

Enjoy watching me kill the antags that killed you, you beret wearing faggot
I bet you wear dress whites on patrol too

>dress whites
Hey now, the beret wearing faggots might be shits, but don't rag on the dress whites, those things are stylin', and make your armor look fan-fucking tastic.

>needing armor to survive antags
lmao git fucking good

>not going naked and using disarm intent while dragging to brig.

Fuckin scrubs git on my levs

WHY DID I EVER MISS SUCH A BUS
AAAAAAAAAAA

Now that you niggers know about tinky, maybe some people will actually come in to med/robotics to get upgrades. The only time anyone wanted advanced lungs was a vox captain one time, no one wants cat beast eyes or claws ever, and people are afraid nano machines will cyber horror then.

Go put on an actual dress while you're at it
Dress whites are for hop anointed officers who get shit on two seconds into their patrol
We're REDshirts

You niggers literally never HAVE upgrades. I'd happily get augmented just so you can jerk off over how awesome and good at your job you are but it NEVER HAPPENS

More like redshits
Even the most braindead assistants are gonna style upon you, and i'll have to clean up your mess
In style

Nah, fuck you, fuck that. I'm gonna wear what I damn well please under my armor and helmet when I'm enforcing the law.

THE CHEST GIVES THE UNARMED DAMAGE. NOT THE ARMS

Advanced lungs and eyes print in 2 seconds, just ask. Anything else needs some prep time

>implying anyone makes nanobots ever

Why didn't Tinky have any borers in him?

Okay but I'm gonna fart on your corpse because taking care of your Barbie doll is more important than focusing on your job, stupid female static
T. Lowpop nosec spare caps laser traitor

>go to get advanced lungs/eyes put in
>die three times and sit in surgery for 30 minutes till the round ends
Surgeons are shitters, that's why we avoid surgery

>corpse
>it's a redsuit wearer telling anyone else they're unrobust

You're nothing more than a meatshield for the smart folks man, you can't talk right, you can't reason with logic, the only thing you are is a tazer jockey meant to be thrown in the way of the baddie so they run out of ammo.

T. highpop sec stuttering for backup and going missing ten minutes into the round

Here's a spoiler for you tough guy
i play HoS when I play sec, so your banter doesn't apply. T. smithyman

Also makes you valid

I consider all security players my brothers (or ""sisters"") no matter what sec uniform they wear as long as they aren't a complete faggot about it!!!

>smithyman

Haaaaahahahahahahaha hahaahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahah
>it's a static shitter
>playing sec
Fuck off you attentionwhoring retard.

mumblin' spess elephants when
I want to be a useless bullet sponge

This sounds fucking awesome

Wow someone mad they were a little greyshit and got Brigid lmao owned idiot

Security should never be your brothers.
Security is the enemy.

All sec must slipped and farted on regardless of uniform.

>only reason you can call me shit is cause I don't randomname
Hmmmmmmmm

>Felicity Rivera Warden

>implying a helmet matters in the world of stuncombat

They reduce the stun time of flashbangs apparently.
So they're not totally useless.