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Old thread - Thunder Mommy edition
Early access is underway
13,160 current all time player peak
Buy the game -- store.steampowered.com
Stat tracker -- masterbattlerite.com
Old thread - Thunder Mommy edition
First for cummies :)
"Thunder Mommy edition" is one step to the left of "autistic edition"
Off to a great start
>that pube
>tfw finally reached 4k
Thanks Sirius
>TFW NO CUTE THUNDER MOMMY BATTLERITE BATTLEWAIFU TO DUO WITH
>tfw in top 500
A-are you proud of me /brg/
>Ranked 182 Worldwide
Congrats
I'm 3300 and it says I'm 438, so no.
>Freya will never come back home to you after a long day of battling in the arena soaked in sweat
>She will never take her pants off and pin you down with her smelly crotch
>you will never take as many wiffs that your lungs can possibly muster before she gets bored and goes to the arena again
Name a Bloodline
Name the worst move(s) on that Bloodline (EX or otherwise) and ask for feedback
Jade
Smoke Veil
I don't think the website is fully updated yet but thanks either way.
Master Battlerite is inaccurate atm. Or at least it was when I checked it a couple hours ago. I'm G10 and was like #200 or something.
How many people here are in the Top 500?
>check global ranking
>top 50 is polomas, shifus, croaks, vareshs and ashkas
>suddenly a lone Iva player
>scroll further
>THERE ARE ROOK PLAYERS LITERAL LEGENDS
>Grade 6-8
Children, elderly, disabled, mental challenged
>Grade 9
Someone who started playing an hour ago
>Grade 10
Played for a day
>Grade 11
Knows what all his character's skills do but still never uses EXs. Never goes for orb. Makes a fool of himself during 1v1s because of the pressure.
>Grade 12
Starting to use EX skills. Still hits the most obvious trances and breaks incap.
>Grade 13
Understands specific matchups
>Grade 14
BLC player
>Grade 15
Good BLC player
every champion is viable
Probably a few
We'll have to see what's the cut off point for top 100 and such when the website fully updates
It's true if you're counting right out of placements. If I bought the game on a fresh account I bet I could get to g14 easily with my duo but as it stands I have to grind +5s against other g13-14s
we autism already?
>using feels guy, pepe and other normie/r9k degenerate meme faces
Yeah, we're there now.
>facebook pepe and wojak
yep, kill yourself my man
>feels guy
Holy shit end yourself
Right now #500 is G11 so it's more accurate now at least
Post your masterbattlerite
last night i played 2v2s and everyone was nice
i played a couple 3v3s and a little 2v2 right now and everyone is a dick
:(
why did they decide that everyone should have a free mobility skill except alchemist?
>masterbattlerite
iBut that's like asking to get bullied
she gets some of the best single target protection and disables.
it's always been like this, and it's good.
also roll is underrated, you never really want to use her ult anyways so might as well use it for rolls and petrifys and massive damage.
Alright I'll go first
masterbattlerite.com
Have you played Varesh?
Wuju is free
yeah a free dicking above g11
masterbattlerite.com
WHO THUNDER MOMMY HERE
Im 100% sure that Varesh is only vaiable in 2s
The nigger is fun but if he blows that counter to early anytime he might as well quit the game
>mobility
>it teleports you behind their whole team
That's not how escaping works
He's a monster in 2v2 but unplayable in 3v3
>want to play
>mfw poorfag
How long until f2p?
I ain't afraid. Just waiting for Harb to come out this late October so I can play my old main.
>anime
you're all faggots
>Only like playing Varesh
>have two other friends on so we have to play 3s
>it looks like im dragging the team down almost every time even though im highest grade
Crock also looks fun but i fucking refuse to touch that shit
I'm working on the Taya request
brb
THAT'S MY BOI
what ear slurping sounds do you play while pretending youre playing a hardcore ultra skillbased game?
For me, it's lollipops. youtube.com
dont rush it user
and make it lewd
scrap the request and draw the bald part of her head getting cummed on
What is this fetish shit
Report and ignore, mate
FUCKING POLOMA
STOP FEARING PEOPLE OUT OF MY FUCKING SHATTER
FUCKING STOP
>3DPD that isn't Pomo
trash
It's up
those proportions tho, they dont match her at all
Fuck off. Taya is pure.
Don't lie.
I need a scanner, fuck
Soon
>fire midget in the back
>her face
user i love you no matter what other people say
I can fap to this
So you like it or not? srs qustn
Gotta git gud
>brain dead and shit at every game
>only like playing strong characters that shit out damage
>rook is considered the worst character
alright guys
Give me Rook tips so I can become the greatest Rook player of all time
I like Ashka
Can you draw Ashka using crayons?
It's really cute user.
If you drew digitally, I might actually commission you.
Gotta be honest with you senpai i think it looks goffy as fuck and not at all like her.
But keep at it, you have potential
just like in vidya, gitting gud is just a matter of time
keep drawing dude
cancel your charge to bait counters and escapes
Pretend like youre gonna charge one person then switch targets when you cain
switch up your counter timing to keep them on their toes
EX M1, EX M2, and your R - use them.
>Rook
>Worst character
I understand that people are bad and retarded at new games, but this is another level.
not sure whats going on in her middle. supposed to be hips?
Use your Q when a projectile is already heading towards you or 0.3 seconds after the the last melee damage you took so the melee player does not have time to turn around.
R people into walls and time your E so it hits them at the very end and throw it in such a way so you can estimate where it will knock them to follow it up with a charge giving you berserk again.
+ whatis saying
Rook is playable but that doesn't mean he's not the worst.
He's the worst, and worse than Lucie/Sirius too.
>play first three games
>first game is a poloma on my team, g9
>doesn't invis herself when being attacked
>uses panic too late, took tons of damage that could be avoided, healing points are around 90 per round
>lose
>second game is a poloma on my team, g11
>same thing but this one at least heals
>uses panic on enemies that are about to be hit by my attack
>almost lose but manage to win it
>third game is a croak on my team, g10
>recklessly goes in and gets shit on
>always hits obvious enemy counters with his camo
>can't hit toxic
>lose
I fucking love g11
Lucie is great in 2v2. I'm currently grade 13 though, so maybe she gets stomped around grade 14 or something.
I'd like to see some rook lewd but done with fingerpainting.
I listen to ASMR for background noise but this licking and sucking and kissing noise shit gives me too much of a boner and I don't really enjoy the sound except for its lewdness
I listen exclusively to ear licking asmr.
>Poloma just uses other side on me every single time it's up even when the enemy is stunned
AHHHHHHHHHH
WITNESS MEEE
*dies to bakko*
gg ez 1v2 youtube.com
when will pearl get the buffs she needs?
...? ? ?
??? ?? ??? ?? ? ? ? ??
Only a visual buff.
I don't think you meant this but i did it anyways
WHY DOES EVERY MELEE FUCKER IN G11 THINK THEY CAN JUST GO IN WITHOUT CARE
I FUCKING HATE THIS
Alive game?
I have my tablet right here, but it's easier for me to draw on paper
I will ink it and correct it later, and paint it
I'm just bored and this is a good way of practicing quick sketching
Not what I meant but I love it just the same
Ashka is the best kindergartener
he the worst character vs competent players
zero options and all of his moves are extremely telegraphed
if he had glutton's m2 from blc - even as an ex - he would be so much better
I love it too, him and Jade are my favorites
I laughed aloud when i heard they gave him the line of ULTIMATE READYYYYAAAAAAAH AHAHAHAH
>another Jade/Ashka bro
das it mane
They're both my top 2. There's no third.
Well, if you get some tablet practice in, maybe I'd throw you some dosh for a picture.
Ashka the mascot of Bloodline and BattleRite
>Ashka using crayons
kek
>let's focus [x]
I want to quit as soon as anyone tells me this shit.
freya or bakko for 2v2's?
Both.
poloma shifu
this 2bh
Do you remember the Croak's name? I'm g10 and learning him, might have been me
Has anyone actually bought chests? All the cosmetics are shit
with gold coins, yes.
I like certain cosmetics but I'm absolutely not buying chests with cash or even gold until they 1) release a bloodline that makes me rock hard, or 2) give me a skin that I feel is worth spending the money on
I'm happy with my freebie chests and rare outfit/weapon
>play the same hero combo with my duo as usual (not shifu/poloma or croak)
>he wants to switch it up since he apparently mained my hero in blc and played him in a bit in battlerite
>ok sure
>he's fucking awful at it
>literally does nothing over multiple games
>ask him if he's trolling
>deletes me
well alright then
I think it should be telling when we go from 10+ winstreaks to lose 4 in a row with him pulling low as fuck numbers but I guess not
>g9 friend started using poloma just to rise
>he's g11 now and still shit
Too bad he won't get any further than that.