Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Implying

These generals have been under my rule for quite a while now, SHITLORD.

Don't kid yourself, whatever you think you do here is solely because I allow it and grace you losers with my presence.

You're so called "E-sport" LOL shit only happens because I choose not to spam this place with my pastas, dipshit.

So stop being fucking in-tilted and crawl back to wherever you came from.

Why is life so shit?

>EG
>NA

Uhmmmmmmmm...

What is the most Muhammad ali hero in the game? I want to do this kind of shit youtube.com/watch?v=cjYIZ1X6NIY

Hey...

That's a cute girl...

You are a sad little person hiding behind that tough little anime avatar persona you've built up, aren't you.

It's a shame the archive search function is still down so I can't really grab one of my pastas to properly reply to this.

HOWEVER!

Here, you can take this image, and chillax, dudebro.

Like, check it out.

First for best hero
mmmmmmmm

DFITAHRADS
WHYG ODES YOU TKHE THE FELE?
WHETN YOU COUL BWE BUILDING THE THEO NE THE
SLARDARD
GO YUCKING YOUSEHTGINS
TUFKERS WHY

>It's a Tiago vs /d2g/ episode
N-Nooo..

>good doter player
>good face

its hard to be me

nice blog, mate. now go kill yourself.

tune in to moonduck to witness charlie killing himself

D2g, how have your last couple of matches gone? Blog to me plz.

foolish anime addicted shitskin moortugese NEETs

Chillax, dudester.

I already posted plenty on the previous thread, so like, I'm just gonna make myself some Mazagran and chill here for a bit.

Like incognito style and shiet. Watching losers like this get totally anal ravaged beyond belief while I'm literally laughing my ass off LOL

6.89 when?

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>Anzu
>white

>slacks
>anneedroid
>zyori

no

why do white people love rap and anime so much?

noooo qt bbT_T

>he is not white

what did the absolute madman mean by this

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer G,UI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Who are we rooting for at this chink honeypot?

That's not Anzu though.

>It's gonna be a Godz cast

...

I'm rotting for Pie

He just wants to do well

>not watching Grant

put on a name tag and leave it

I'm rooting for you and you alone, Adelaide!!!!!!

ppd + 2 are casting

Adelaide bb?

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>grandgrant and breakycpk
>"+2"
shame on you user

>Play with my 1k friend
>Decide to make the game miserable to the other team
>Pick Arc fucking Warden
>The other team had a dual party of 4k/1k
>Rest of the team were absolute retards
>Exactly the same situation as my team
>Had one of the most exciting games ever
>Still lose but it felt good
>Get 12 commends that game
FeelsGoodMan

adelaide

>watching grant
>he literally starts breaking out into rap while casting
WHY do white people like rap so much? the appeal of rap is supposed to be people growing up in the ghettoes and actual hardships, not white people in gated communities and walmart employees

t google

Remember doTARDS, as in, loser RETARDS.

I always win.

Always.

I'm sorry I'm sorry
I actually love grant he's got such nice taste in hip-hop
youtube.com/watch?v=pOmsxhn6F90

>replies:50
>images:33
Stupid dotards stop!!!

it amazes me that Maki is a meme posted on almost all the boards.

Can you imagine if this board was actively moderated? Holy fuck it'd be a ghost town

No....

...

come little girl, don't be afraid, sit in uncle tobi's lap.

adelaide?

Hey monglords.

What's the DOTA 2 equivalent to this?

Anime autists have shitty taste in girls go figure.

LUL RIKI CROWD LUL

Whats this I hear about Esports?

Is this anything good or just some 3rd world honeypot lan?

MAN FUCK CHINESE TOURNAMENTS
FUCKIN STAYIN UP ALL NIGHT JUST TO WATCH ESPORTS
A NIGGA GOT SHIT TO DO IN THE MORNING

Sunshine was shit!

Fucking terrible ending as well.

Fuck Chika, annoying god damn bitch.

Only decent girls were Dia and Ruby.

Teams are in the OP image

Will he ever come back dotards?

Kumiko is also pretty popular on other boards, not as much of a meme though

8 days left

So Chinese honeypot?

fucking weenbs ruiining this fucking general FUCKING oh look at my fucking 2d waifu guys hahah totoally fucking relevant to fcjkgin dota 2 especially when theres fucking esports you fuys are all fuKINC virgin losers. you should akll be banned.

I'm still waiting for you to add me on your steam frind list, dumb Kumiko poster...

>Esports in T-minus 20 minutes

Who are /we/ watching?
(O)ur (G)uys or (E)quivocal (G)uys?

waht are you drinking while watching D I G I T A L S P O R T S dotards?

>go to liquor store
>see some mohammed looking guy by the door
>say "hello" and make eye contact
>he says "thanks"
>turns out he wasnt the owner, just a customer leaving

woops

...

literally brain damaged anime addicted NEETs

EG since I want to see how bad they'll do

But I'm not a NEET.

Nor am I brain damaged for that matter, but like, whatever dudebro.

This

3d irrelevant waifu posting will always be an entire dimension better

uhhh, wheres the game in her stream?

>we are currently posting with people who will be the case studies for neuroimaging addictions to supernormal stimuli

really activates the neurons

right here *unzips*

Hey....

Is this from one of those Skyrim mods?

Your shitty memebaits are more empty than anime posts.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sugoi qt bb! ^^

>Faggots tried to bait that "LP" is not broken in last thread
>Valve steps in a shuts thier fucking mouth

Absolutely based

>twitchDOTtv/beyondthesummit

Your fucking "E-sports" (LOL) are up, doTARDS, as in, RETARDS.

heheheheh

Holy shit I just found out EG isn't playing until 4 hours.
Stayed up for nothing lmao fml. Good night faggots

>have to stay up until midnight to watch our boy play
fuck china

How well will SEAcret do?

If they draft CARRY Abaddon they'll be fine.

>BTS

ROFL here's the real stream with ppd, grandgrant and breakycpk guys

twitch
.tv/evilgeniuses

worse than eg

It is from The Void

come have sex with me dumb cummyko posterior

>about to make tacos and watch esports
>playing h-games and posting on /d2g/ on my second screen
>4:00am
Can life get better than this?

hey, uhhh, can you guys help me out? who is the most beautiful woman in the dota 2 community?

>reddit has valve posters fixing things

/d2g/ has...

Hey back the fuk off, loser.

DKP is mine.

Why that would be the 6'1" amazon goddess of course

insiderbro + bruno

cute boys!