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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>slark is the semiNEET of heros

>slark is a made up word equal to demipansexual

There's no such thing as a semiNEET. You just take a letter out of the NEET acronym if you're progressing in life somewhere productive, come on.

>tiago

Do NOT use this thread

>he isn't semiNEET master race

Hey tiago Lebanon is talking shit about you on /int/

do you mean the real lebanon

link thread pls

What the fuck?!

What thread?

Top 5 Dota heroes in bed:
>Earthshaker
>Riki
>Elder Titan
>Winter Wyvern
>Outworld Devourer

>tfw NET

SemiNEET reporting in.
Stayed up until the early morning today because I was off today. Jokes on me, got a call at 10 am to fill in at work.
I slept 3 hours but it's ok, I'm home now and I can neet out because I'll be 100% free for the next 3 days.
SemiNEETS ww@?

This thread advertises making literal nonames who try to make themselves relevant by spamming pics of their own memes
Please use this one instead thx

I like the retardslayer edition better than this garbage thread. Fuck you dotards.

Why is life so shit?

Gonna use this thread just to spite all the no name shitters that get btfo by my boy Tiago

This guy is totally not anal ravaged beyond belief, guys.

Totally not a master cuck.

Thanks for bumping my thread, which was made first, though.

...

yeah semiNEET here, almost through my 12 hour shift at work, then I'm free for the next 12 hours

semiNEETs WW@

>gulagians get assblasted by non-whites in game
>get assblasted by a non-white on d2g

Jesus christ it's all the faggotry of this general contained in 20 posts.

Fuck you, don't lump me in on this bunch.
My posts are eloquent and informative exclusively.

>be a slark picker
>go up against morphling
>realize you can actually die for once
>go on d2g
"W-what the fuck is this?! A COUNTER TO SLARK?! BROKEN! ICEFAG NERF NAO!"
Every time

Reminder to NOT support avatarfags and animefags, and definitely not support NONAMES, so migrate here

You are fooken pathetic m8

I saw that thread.

How the fuck is he even shit talking me there?

All I fucking see are some Ameritards, South Americans and Slavs talking out of their asses because of their ignorance.

Even the Australians are rather mellow about it.

Seems like a rather calm thread regarding /int/'s standards.

I won't really bother with it.

>dotard isn't even in the top 6 of twitch any more
We really are dying.

Fuck off and die.

LITERALLY how do you HONESTLY believe slark is OP

just draft burst damage and he's dead! pick timbersaw! pick lina! pick lion! pick anything that shits out damage fast while the guy is stunned.

and ofc play as five at all times.

You fucked up the thread when you were busy reading through the /int/ thread Tiago

I don't think this one can be salvaged

Rest in pieace

btw how is the wine this year

>Random Bloodseeker.
>go 16-5
>lose because Ember abandoned.
FUCKING RUSSIANS RUINING MY GAMES!!

real thread

>tfw semiNEET

It's fine, man.

I don't really care much about my thread being the chosen one or not.

I believe this year was pretty good, the seasons haven't been much off the mark and this should make that the quality of the harvests comes through with good expectations.

I should be savoring some really good wine from this year, next year for sure.

Youre shit desu

Sounds good... sounds good,
keep on rocking dudester

Big fan of your posts

not a samefag at ALL

Thanks for the support, man.

You've got your priorities straight!